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sayso:
discuse your status,that is why he created this thread.

I tire ohhhh. All i see here is encouragement quite differnt from the purpose the poster had when creating the thread.

Encouragers back off. More experiences pls

NobiGod:
Atleast he's better than Tuface that keeps getting girls pregnant.

what's your crazy basis of comparison. Because Tuface doesn't allow his ladies to commit murder by flushing the babies through D & C or abortion. Do u know how many abortions are commited by these randy celebrities and even ladies that are not celebrities. Ah Ah you know now. Abeg free the guy. We are talking D'banj and Genevieve here.

johnterry4:
[size=16pt]DBANJ OF ALL PPLE.GENE NO GET CLASS.SHE WAN DATE TOUT[/size]

Which yeye class does Gene have?Is it by prostituting with Atiku, politicians and married men. She should increase her offering and go for thanksgiving that a young and rich bachelor like D' banj has and eye on her. Gene wey don old with a kid for that matter. hisssssssssss

Ronaldinho is good but Zidane is like the god of football. His confidence on the pitch canm make anyother player look a toddler near him. The guy is simply phenomenal. Look what he did to Ronaldo in the world cup. Anyday Anytime Zidane.

hollandis:
jonathan is so daft,can't he act with integrity again?So the jos violence cant be solved ehnnnnnnn

Don't sit there talking like a child. Putting and end to any crisis of such is not as easy as you think.

ayettymama:
moral of the story?? irrelevant!!

neways bb's are ok not great

the messenger works for me socially and i can take notes and put down biznizz ideas anywhere i go

other than that its not great- worst still everyone has it! even 10yr olds have it

verdict

im gettin the new iphone next month!

when a dog wants to die, the whistle of the master becomes irrelevant. When people criticise a thief, a fellow thief sees nothing wrong in the act of stealing

You look so desperate about this BB or iphone but be careful on the part you intend taking to acquire it.

My advise, It's not a do or die affair. Cut your coat according to your cloth.

ALL IN THE BID TO CARRY A BLACKBERRY, ONE GIRL REGARDED AS THE MAIN BIZ GIRL IN GLO, STOLE A BLACKBERRY FROM HER COLLEAGUE. THE COLLEAGUE(ALSO A GLO WORKER) WENT TO THE TOILET TO URINATE AND FORGOT IT. THE GIRL ENTERED AND STOLE THE PHONE. THE FUNNY THING IS THAT NOBODY EVER BELIEVED SHE COULD DO SUCH A THING BECAUSE THEY LOOK AT HER AS A HIGH CLASS CHICK. I MEAN GBO GBO BIZ GIRL.

EVERYBODY ONE USE BLACKBERRY, EVEN PEOPLE WEY NEVER CHOP BELLEFUL. SOME GIRLS DO TWO TO THREE RUNS JUST TO GET A BLACKBERRY.

[quote author=stoik_joy link=topic=242608.msg3545023#msg3545023 date=1236186590]I think AIT FOCUS NIGERIA Gbenga Arulegba should invite all those key PDP people that has being indicted in one way or the other for abuse of office to its programme. We watch Obama,Hillary clinton, and Mccian openly accepting TV invitation to talk to the public on their stewardship in office. Anenih, Ibori, OBJ, Bode George etc has never done it before since they left office. Gbenga Arulegba keep bringing irrelevant people in the polity to defend PDPs actions. What is wrong if the main architects of the problems are invited.[/quote]I'm happy you cited American leaders are examples. Even when Babangida was invited to Oputa panel bu Justice Oputa himself(on was on a federal assignment), Babngida refused to come. Now tell me the power Gbenga has to compel these people to come. These men know that they will be humilated and will not be ready for any showdown. So Gbenga has little or nothing he can do. He personally would have liked the idea but he can't do anything.

dasa:
since someone sees yaradua evry tuesday before wednesday fec meeting. i hear by volunteer to see him next week tuesday.

Now what shud i say he was doing.
Pls suggest, thanks.

You saw him next week in your bedroom naked with your partner.

Subject has been posted before now by another Nairalander

I thought Americans are angels. Of course they should be included on our black list.

Source:http://www.tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/2033-efcc-detains-american-over-760668-counterfeit-cheques.html

THE Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has detained a 24-year-old American lady, Sharon Denis Thorpe, over her involvement in a counterfeit cheque scam valued at $760,668.

Thorpe, a resident of Raleigh North Carolina, was arrested at the Murtala Mohammed Airport, Lagos, while about to board a Qatar Airways flight to Washington DC.

The suspect, who parades an American passport No. 457647779 issued at North Carolina , United States, on December 30, 2008, had been in Nigeria since November 2009, ostensibly on vacation with one Musediku Akorede Kehinde, her fiancé, who was alleged to be the mastermind of the crime.

Thorpe, however, told her interrogators that the counterfeit cheques were given to her by one Femi Atoms, a friend of Musediku who was at large.

She was arrested by officials of the State Security Service (SSS) and handed over to the EFCC.

The suspect is still being interrogated

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=404608.msg5607384#msg5607384 date=1267454320]if u no get sense, at least u get eyes
aint it obvious those boys look like 2baba[/quote]You are a goat.

deb:
What is he talking about? Who is trying to bring Tuface down?
Is it my fault that he is popular? kiss my as[i]s[/i]

Go eat ur papa's shit fool. You put your sister pickin picture and u lie it's Tuface children. Take your time oooo

deb:
When my long time ex-girlfriend introduced these two boys below as the babies he bore for Tu-face, I had no choice
than to believe her. Dem look too much like their father no be small.

U don put ur sister pikin picture for internet u say na Tuface pikin. You guys are so good in bringing people down but be sure what goes around turns around. Someone else will surely be after you to bring you down.

U no holy pass my brother.(sings tu face songs)
some people always trying to take the sugar out of my tea. (quote tu face in I want to be free)

Now I see the true Jezebel in Turai Yaradua. That witch is packaging her husband like snuff or cocaine from one ambulance to another ambulance. She wants to be first lady in sickness and in health. No one has seen the husband. Who knows whether it was his corps that was transported from Saudi to Nigeria?
One thing is certain, she and her co-horts will surely be disgraced.

Interesting

Jonathan needs to work hard now in order to get the support of the people.

honeric01:
See how small your brain is, May God help you maximize your peanut brain. what's the percentage of the Bini population in Nigeria?

So that stone I threw hit you hard . It's not my fault but you people have made a profession from prostitution, yahoo yahoo, and cultism.
That stone will continue to hit you until your people refrain from such act.

These Benin boys will not stop. They are very good in cyber crime and cultism.

I read one of the post and was surprised at the statement made by one fool that all he wants is sweet sweet revenge. I didn't know some people still stand on top of their brains. The real Igbo men fall into these categories (1) Those who experienced the war. (2) Those who have huge investments in Nigeria. (3) Those "educated" ones. Educated in quote.
These set of people will not be talking about revenge neither will they pray for another war.

It is all those hungry, poor people claiming to be Igbos that talk about revenge. All those ones who passed through the University system and the system never passed through them. They claim to be educated. They talk about revenge, disintegration and they pray for another war but trust them when the war starts the cowards will run into hinding places.

SEUN! SEUN!! SEUN!!! OOOO
PLS LOCK THIS THREAD AND DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS TYPE OF THREAD SO AS NOT TO DIG UP HEALED WOUND.
SEUN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS TYPE OF THREAD IN FUTURE, IT IS NOT GOOD FOR THE UNITY OF NIGERIA.

saintade01:
Can Professor Maurice Iwu please do the same

Iwu ke
This man needs to be disgraced out of that position cos he will not be ready to give up that position until he knows when he is going to die.

cecegorz:
whoa! whoa!! whoa!!!

What a day it was!

You know i already pre-planned to take my wife to the movies  to see 'Valentine's day' but the the issue was how to take care of our princess.
So i was still trying to figure out if it was going to be a family affair of which my wife was disposed to when she announced to me that her sister will be willing to take care of the tot. You could imagine my joy!

Now, Enter church in the morning, listened to inspiring messages from my pastor only for him to gleefully announce at the end of the service that he did not believe in Valentine's day. Trust my wife and i on that, we just glanced at each other (meaning, Pastor, you are OYO. period). You could imagine the disappointment on the faces of the folks who had a touch of red n white in their attires.

Church done, we got back home, well fed and rested, we set sail to the GDC at d Palms!. Picked up some chocolate/creams/ popcorn/drinks and settled down for 5:30pm slot of the absolutely hilarious romantic movie 'VALENTINE's DAY'.
You don't wanna know the rest of the gist, do ya?  It was soooooooo worth it !
Whether you believe in d day or not, Love is too special not to be celebrated folks!

could just imagine u and your wife in church and the pastor gave that message. I couldn't help but laugh. nice outing

@ poster 

you didn't cook your story well. brother in-law slaps wife for speaking too much english.

I didn't find i funny on vals day. I don't know what i ate on Saturday night so I was just purging. On vals day when I was supposed to be catching the fun, I was running to the toilet almost every 5mins. At a point in time, i just wore only my boxers and was positioned near the toilet. I was not ready to go out so I don't embarass myself on the road.

In the evening when I felt a bit of relief, I opted to have a feel of the val special with one new catch. I called her and she came to my house, i started looking for my purse with my money and ATM. I don't know where i carelessly left it. The babe just vex and left for home without even a peck. In the night, i just saw the wallet in my toilet exactly where i keep my soap and dettol. I was mad with myself.

kai, I was praying for Monday to come so I can get back to my official duties.

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=397495.msg5515462#msg5515462 date=1266229273]Of course my chelsea star.

check out. . .[/quote]That body is certainly your's but you put Drogba's head on ur body.

Oh boy you short oooo

chidichris:
this is obasanjo in play.
look back to the days of oibasanjo when borrishade was minister of education. borrishade messed up the education sector that made nigerians to cry out loud. obasanjo was moved but instead of outright sacking, borrishade was moved to the aviation sector where he recorded the highest number of air misharps. when it was clear that borrishade had done enough damage in the aviation sector, he was moved to ministry of youths, information and culture.
nigeria under pdp and obasanjo is that worst thing that has happened to humanity.
what is wrong in sacking ppl when they are performing below par?

No you are wrong on that.

Obasanjo sacked the then Minister of Education(Fabian Osuji) over the 55billion naira scandal, Obasanjo went ahead to sack Mrs. Mobolaji Osomo(Mimister of Housing & Urban Development for what was described as embarrasment over the sale of its properties in Lagos. In 2006, Obasanjo sacked Kanu Agabi, Mrs Josephine Aneni and 10 others.

Jonathan could have sacked him outrighly but the man is been diplomatic but I can assure you that Yaradua is not coming back again as president because knowing who Jonathan is, he wouldn't just temper with a structure built by his boss but this move was necessary for the progress of Nigeria.

Aondokaa was Minister of Injustice and for a SAN to open his dirty mouth and say the president can work from anywhere evn from his sick bed shows truly he got his Law Certificate through the back door. I wonder how other Minister of Justices from foreign nations look at him and our country Nigeria.

jessefly:
nice analysis from u folks, but u fail to recognize dat ignorance is no defense d only wayND can empower demselves n control their rresources effectively is by achieving d level of education the yorubas have.
I was talking to some lads do u know ND people sell deir own slots to outsiders because as far as a horizon dey cant see fellow brethren to get deir slots
Do you know how dey desire quick money, through bunkering n etc
Do you know dey are first to be taken in any recruitment from so called MNC
Do you know underneath dese so called struggle as long as u carry arms u can only feel u should get wateva u want
people Charity begins at home let ND people tackle deir proglems from d root of it n stop skipping d steps of d ladder to start at d top
Or do u fill if such resources wer in the SW the people ther wont contol their resources well, so once again
ABEGGI

Very poor analysis.

Who told you Niger Delta youths are not educated. Go take a look at the borders and see yorubas involved in the bunkering job.
People sit down to type rubbish and all they can think about is to farment trouble with their poor knowledge on ethnic background. Highly tribalistic fool.
Despite all the professors and richly educated people we have in the ND, you cough rubbish on NL.
Don't annoy me because it is too early.
Your type are only good at causing religious and tribal wars there after running to hide.

Beaf:
The second half of your argument is way off mark. Oil money will make little difference to what people can do for themselves if the govt invests in them as a resource; so saying the ND will remain poor if oil money is gone is not correct, in fact most of the poverty in our hinterlands are caused by the presence of oil companies and the siezure of our lands and waterways.

True Talk.
In fact the lands and rivers in the Niger Delta have been grealtly polluted as a result of this same oil buisness and this has greatly affected farming and fishing in the ND. The people of the Niger Delta would have done better in these areas if there was no oil.

obailala:
aluta continua, victoria acerta! . . oh yes! victory is certain but what is your definition of this victory? is it a ND where the people will fully control their resources and live comfortably or is it a ND where there will no longer be any resources and people will live in abject poverty despite tolerating years of living in oppression ?

Of course your first interpretation or answer is surely correct. A Niger Delta where the people will fully control their resources and live comfortably.
Don't ask about the possibility because someday it will become reality.

edoyad:
"Fire don start, na who go kill am"
My brothers and sisters don't deceive yourselves, the militants are the true Nigerian heroes bringing change to this land. Why do you people feel we can't progress without oil ? I dream of a Nigeria where oil production will be less than 100,000 bpd then the fake Nigerians would be forced to abandon the broke govt. In such a situation only genuine material would aspire for political office because there would be no easy oil money at the center. When that happens the Mining and Agriculture that we've been hearing stories of for eons will definitely be looked into as a way out of the problem.
I hope Akwaibom and CrossRiver youths start representing too, because i don't think that part of the country is better off than the rest of the country where corruption, poverty and unemployment are rife. Youths are the ones to bring about this revolution. Aluta continua !

VICTORIA ACERTA

Ibime:
@ the political class who have no economic agenda but to bleed us dry, the message should be loud and clear: the days of rent-seeking in the Niger-Delta are over.

YES O!!!!

By the time all the pipelines in Nigeria are blown up, all these grammer on Niaraland will stop then you petroleum engineer and that fellow eating from oil that calls his father a terrorist collaborator will go back to the farm and happily, the other sectors will be harnessed. At least we were doing well without before the discovery of oil in Nigeria.

obailala:
[b]Until these militants learn to use their brains to think, they and all those that support their actions blindly (including those here on NL) will remain FOOLS.


Is it the defenseless pipelines they keep blowing up that are responsible for the problems of the Niger-Delta?
or
Is it the corrupt Nigerian Govt (which includes the Niger-Delta leaders)?


Isn't it high time these militants and 'so called' freedom fighters face the REAL ENEMY?


The Oil companies tap the wealth of the region (which the Nigerian state cannot tap) and the corrupt Nigerian Govt which is controlled by a Northern cabal) takes the proceeds and shares it amongst its officials. Next thing we hear is "Our gallant Fighters/Warlords have carried out a strategic attack on an oil pipeline belonging to Shell," how dumb? What is strategic about the strike?


With the recent political brouhaha caused by Yaradua's absence, the North has made a clear unequivocal statement that the "south south is only good at producing Oil and should not think of smelling the presidency (even when constitutionally, the south south should be president)." What is the reaction of the Militants/Nigerdelta saviors/freedom fighters to this insult? they go and blow up shell pipeline.

Isn't it high it high time they wake up from their slumber?


I liken the Niger Delta case to the case of a farmer who has yams in his barn but is incapable of cooking them. A shrewd neighbour comes and offers to cook the yams on the condition that he gets some and an agreement is reached on how the cooked yams are to be shared. A major point in the agreement is that the Landlord of the Farmer would also receive a share JUST because he is the Landlord.

When the yams get ready, the Landlord greedily collects his share and the share of the farmer and feasts on them with his friends in the full glare of the farmer while the farmer goes hungry. Whenever the farmer tries to complain, he is being molested and asked to shut-up for being too greedy. This arrangement has continued for years but now the farmer has decided to fight back. He acquires sophisticated arms and begins to fight the neighbour who cooks the yams. In the process, he destroys most of the yams and also, hurts the neighbour. The rationale behind his strategy is that "IF THE NEIGHBOUR DOESN'T COOK THE YAMS, THE LANDLORD WOULDN'T HAVE ANY TO STEAL."[/b]

Be careful you idiot. I wish I met you face to face, you could have had a heavy beating as a result of the anger I feel.
You condemn the blowing of oil pipe-lines beacuse you are a benificiary. I await the period when all oil pipelines in Nigeria are blown up and all other accesses to the oil are blocked so that Nigerians can start thinking away from oil.
How can a man be complaining of soap in his eyes when he is standing in the river? It is better we have no supply of oil than for a few to be leaving in affluence from the money from the oil.

Continue boys!!!!!!!

This should teach all those hungry, lazy, half-baked journalist a lesson. Especially City People magazine. They publish no true story. All their stories are cooked up lies.

aondooka is a dissapoinment to the legal profession. a foolish lawyer good in mis-interpreting the law for his selfish reasons. all because of what he will eat from yaradua, he sits on his dull brain.

ohhhh!!!! i love the caption. chelsea crushes arsenal or maybe it would have been drogba destroys arsenal.