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gbotemicomm:
How much will it cost me to integrate inter switch payment.

Is it just to build the integration module or to buy d service from interswitch

I recently registered as a student in NOUN, the student portal I must say is a total mess. Loading into the wallet was not easy, I was debited but stil the cash didn't reflect. Course registration, exam registration, nahhhhh, very bad.
Now my wallet balance is NaN (Not a Number)....
If anybody knows who developed that portal, please tell him/her to seek help on nairaland. I can't imagine someone was employed to build that thing.

adenijiayo:
Bro, you just made my day. No professional will engage in language wars because they know that all programming languages have their weaknesses and strengths. Most of these rookies just echo whatever their teacher told them or what they read somewhere about why PHP is bad.

Like one random blog post or the other.
I'm not a geek yet but I've learnt to use whatever works for you and to avoid unnecessary complexity.

Only rookies do language war. I love every language as long as it does d job.
I used to hate lisp, until i had an orgasm using clojure.

Dongreat:
Sorry, Stephanie has nothing to do with this. Don't be confused with the baldness. Freeze baldness is due to wisdom from not being a sheeple while the other is from always ending up in the back. I will too be bald if I end up in the back of okeke. Such a*s has got clipper in it.

New gain clipper abi chaoba. Lolllz

I suspect Stephanie otobo. Lol. Dey haf com for dadi frizz.

JeffreyJamez:
Who is this worm that lacks manners?


Nigerians are not just it.

Awon ara ile e ni worm

JeffreyJamez:
You see where comprehension comes in. Where in the article did the Op say you should throw away morality?
Nobody is bashing anybody. I don't know why y'all always feel they're bashing virgins.

Shut up already

corpersforum:
Getting married as a Virgin has been laced with so many lies and fictions. Unfortunately many bought into these lies and became confused when things are not working as they ought for them.

1. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SEXUALLY PURE.
The bible talk of purity of the body, the soul and the spirit , the body can be touched without tell tale marks, the soul can be so corrupted with evil imagination and the spirit not connected to God. Sexual purity goes beyond an intact hymen...what about the hymen of your mind?

2. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN YOUR MARRIAGE WILL LAST
The longevity of a marriage is a function of many things that your virginity has no say about. Death, Divorce, Diseases, Disorder, Even the character of your spouse and yours has a say in how long your marriage will be.

3. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN YOU WON'T BE BARREN
fruitfulness is a fuction of you and your spouse reproductive capacities and even beyond that, barrenness has many root causes that goes beyond the couple's control.

4. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN YOUR HUSBAND WON'T CHEAT ON YOU
If a man is not disciplined, he will cheat on you regardless of your virginity status before marriage. Your virginity can't correct covetousness and lust in a man's life.

5. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN YOUR HUSBAND WILL LOVE YOU.
It takes more than your virginity to be loved, you have your own part to play and he has his. Besides, if a man is not trained or working on loving you, your virginity won't help out. A Man will love you if he choose to and the basis on which he makes that choice is beyond the fact that he met you as a Virgin.

6. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN GOD WILL ANSWER YOUR PRAYERS IN MARRIAGE
God answers our prayers on the basis of his goodness not ours. Your virginity is not a bargaining chip before God, he answers prayers according to his will not according to your virginity.

7. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL HAVE PEACE IN YOUR HOME
Peace in your home is a function of how you and your husband choose to respond and resolve conflict, it's a function of how much you and your spouse want the prince of peace to reign. It's a fuction of your triumph over the spirit of strife or the devil over your home.

8. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT GUARANTEE YOU WILL GIVE BIRTH TO GODLY CHILDREN
godly children are a product of training, discipline, prayers, hardwork and God's favour. Your children can't be godly just because you as their father or mother is got married as a Virgin. Your lifestyle in marriage is as an important factor in determining the kind of kids you will raise. Besides, many good people are raised by parents who are not virgin when they got married.

9. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY ATTRACTS GOD FAVOUR
God's favour is recieved on the basis of his goodness, our preparation ànd wisdom. It has nothing to with wether we are Virgin or not when we got married. Mary was not the only pure Virgin in Israel at her time but God decided to choose her, Rahab was a prostitute with a well known office yet she was in Jesus' genealogy, so it is on the basis of his sovereignty

10. As much as I canvass for sexual purity among young people, I cannot but mention the fact that God loves those who are not virgin, he wants them to live their lives according to his Dictate and he loves them just as if they have never lost their virginity.
He is not pleased with those who look down on them for by so doing they make themselves righteous by their own doing.

BY ALL MEANS ABSTAIN FROM SEXUAL SIN

DEVELOP YOUR CHARACTER OR ELSE YOUR VIRGINITY WON'T COUNT FOR ANYTHING TANGIBLE.

REMAIN A VIRGIN FOR PREMARITAL SEX CARRIES ONLY RISK AND REGRETS

STOP RUBBING YOUR VIRGINITY ON OUR FACE.....there are other virtues a man and woman must have, have them and don't be foolish to think being a virgin is all that God wants from you, he wants you to surrender all your being to him let him have a say on your life.

Don't be like the foolish virgins be a wise one that has the EXTRA OIL (something beyond the virginity)

[Source: http://www.corpersforum.com/sexuality/what-getting-married-as-a-virgin-does-not-guarantee/]

We know ya puna is wider dan d ocean. Don't com n cry foul here. Wu say make u disvirgin?

seguno2:
Yes.
He should have clear, unambiguous consent.
Otherwise it is sexual abuse.
Please let me know which part of the above that you don't understand.

Yh, he should say something like, tboss, cn i press ur yansh?
Silly

sEGXY2:
[color=#009900] So you expect him to ask her if he can touch her?shey your boyfriend dey take permission before he kiss you? consent in this context is if she was awake or not and apparently she was [/color]

Asin... I no understand. Make e ask like...
Tboss, can i press ur yansh?
Who does that?

alignacademy:
YAWN!

Are these guys really taking comedians seriously?

How come no one is condemning the organizers who set up a situation where adults will open display their private sexual activities before the camera?

Hypocrisy on steroids

E tire me my BRODA. That is d job of d comedians. They fit yab deir papa jst to make u laff

Maximus85:
Let this be clear. Even if the big men of God dont understand. The Holy Spirit is not a person. Its just a spirit of God which God uses in carrying out his purposes.

God is a spirit, and God is Holy. So the Holy Spirit is part of God, not a separate being. When Jesus Christ was baptized, The Holy Spirit came in the form of a dove, and the spirit dint come on its own, God used it God's voice came along with it. Also in Pentecost 33CE, the Holy Spirit came in the form of Tongues of Fire on 120 people.

Even Jesus Christ has never divided himself in two, not to talk of 120. To show that the holy spirit is just a tool used by God, his Son. God uses the holy spirit to guide and protect us today. He uses it to correct us. So whenever anybody disobeys the holy spirit, the person has disobeyed God and that sin has no forgiveness. That is why the Bible says that there is no forgiveness for sin against the holy spirit. Have you ever heard where the bible say that the holy spirit did something on it own? or that it has a position of its own?

Yes! Jesus said he will send a comforter and what or who is the comforter? The holy spirit. and it will do what Jesus wants it to do. It will assume the the form of the sender, A He and comfort Jesus' followers.

So, the misconception here is that the holy spirit acts on its own. It doesn't. When anyone grieves the holy spirit, that person is grieving God directly because God sends the Holy Spirit.

Can we discuss on dis on whatsapp?

What happened to whoever believes and is baptized shall be saved? It's funny how people skip baptism and assume to be saved. Nowhere in the bible were we told to say a specialy crafted prayer and then, we'll be saved. Baptism is very important, then observing all that christ has tot. All d encounter date n all is balderdash, sinz go encounter today, read, NaughtyDiana for sexuality tomorrow. It's thus a continuous process, nobody holy pass, but looking over baptism, I no gree

Make sure you go to another hospital and see a doctor. There are drugs for sickle cell patients that would reduce the crisis. Please don't do self medication, the doctor u are currently seeing should have done dis. Sickle cell patients don't die young like before

ziga:
He has the power to have her removed from FRSC as per her commander. No be by force to dey FRSC if she want long hair.

BUT, he has no RIGHT to touch her body. That is physical ASSAULT.

Nigerians dey so used to slavery and domination aka Perseverence. Just as we dey excuse pastors wey go dey climb over women belle, imprison children.

If d man dismisses her and it makes news, una go still talk say shey na because of ordinary hair, da d man is arrogant

Simple rule for military and paramilitary is that a woman's hair shouldn't touch her collar, dis one pass collar even reach yansh u say make dem no cut am

Okoyiboz1:
If Tokunbo Idowu had mistakenly won the BBN, it would have been an eternal indictment on that show. Not only are her manners atrocious, TBoss is intellectually naked.

Fatality

mapet:
Obviously, I struggle to get through to make you see reason. Let's make it simple, let's continue this discussion after you're done with JAMB

I'm always available. My point is there's no reason to make things xtra worse. I guess u dnt av siblings that are doin jamb or anyone close to u else you will be able to relate

mapet:
Bros,

Your primary objective is to get registered, write the exam and pass. Process change comes with sacrifice, especially at first times. So quit twisted interpretations....."retrogressive".

Then I'll be right to curse you if u eva complain about buhari. This jamb is a case of poor planning and feasibility studies, in this computer age people still queue for registration? I can bet with my scrotum that if I planned this registration process, we won't have this level of nonsense. so whether it's a new system or not, the short comings are intolerable. so forget about my primary objective, u probably suffer n smile, typical naija sombori

mapet:
First off, there is no measure of registration-examination-release of result for JAMB to date that was effective. They all needed improvement. Secondly, changing is "upsetting" at-times but desired.

Now, your "supposed" wasting of time is the least of your problem. In my Jamb days, we spent days in crowded areas at the old Ikoyi crescent, either to purchase form, to submit or check results. What was more important was for us to write, pass with good score and get into the university. I don't know how some of you lot want to expend so much energy blaming the registrar when there are various alternatives to simplify this process. The easiest to me being below;

1. Create your profile on the Jamb portal
2. Go to any bank and pay to the the PIN sent to the email you used to create the profile
3. Validate your registration with the pin


They even made it easier for you, you can download a mobile app? Haba! this generation. A lot of you get a lot you find social media easy but when it comes to what is academic, then you come up with loads of complaints.......

After using the jamb app, you'll still need to go to the center for thumbprint and passport. So you have not evaded any queue.
The time you went to ikoyi compared to now that we have computers. Besides before it was easier and it should even be made easier not harder. It should be progressive not retrogressive

mapet:
The bolded statement of yours turns logic upside down. More like saying the stress outweighs your future!!!

U sef think befor u talk na.
D motive behind jamb adopting dis useless measures, is to curb corruption in their own mind, in terms of overcharging by cafes. I prefer to be overcharged than to waste so much time to register.

So it has nothing to do with my future.

Thank you

Loading Name Checking module......
Initializing......
Analyzing names.....
Obinna Arthur - Ipob yoot detected
Chinyere Arthur - Ipob yoot detected
Sending report......
Ipob criminals at it again

Signed.
Registrar
Name Checkers Association of Nairaland (NCAN)

When a lot of candidates have not registered. The registration process is unnecessary stressful. The stress outweighs the benefit if at all there is any benefit.

Been having invalid pin since. Besides I heard if you want to apply for direct entry, you shouldn't write jamb, na true?

K9Uneet:
3 bullets? Suicide is ruled out. Abi na him ghost fire the remaining 2 bullets?

U sef see am? Who compiled the news gan?

Splinz:
If this remark really came from Adeboye, then it's really an unfortunate one.

This statement is akin to saying: "All Facebook users are worthless". Adeboye of all people should have known that people use sites like Facebook for different reasons; both business and pleasure.

So, that one meets a woman on Facebook that appeals to him and marry her, does not in anyway translate to losing that same woman to other social sites.

In fact, this statement has little or no sense at all!

absolutely nonsensical if you ask me. abi na one of im member form am. all dis overzealous members

Emycord:
i kept wondering about ur statement while i read this rubbish. If there is a man that is so well know in christian circle today i think kumuyi will be that person. For this man to sit at or's side and he knows him not , am forced to ask op are you the only visitor in jerusalem that does not know about jesus.imagine forcing him to introduced himself quiet hilarious

tnk God say u sef notice am. op no make single sense

engineerboat:
Explain Please

if u knw members of deeper lifers and their way of life n cn go far to criticise them, theres a large possibility u knw deir general overseer

if u knw deeper lifers, u must knw kumuyi.

Papa y u lyin?

Take the advice of a pro bono lawyer . He can't do anything. It's not like you took loan that he will na seize tins from ur house