₦airaland Forum

Only 32 aides?! In the olden days, they would have sacrificed 1000 virgins to appease the gods of the sky for a safe trip to Ethiopia!

Abeg, leave Mama PatienceJ alone! This is her time to shine! After all, her husband is the Emperor of Nigeria and the Crown Prince of Delta State.

freecocoa:
Mscheeew,the fights here and those in the romance section,I no know which one worse pass. Moremi you too like wahala.

That's why I generally avoid the romance section. I would get pissed off by the garden-variety foolishness displayed on there EVERY day and that is not good for my New Year's resolution. 

ronkebp:
Lastpage don vex, Please we do not want a display from men ooooo, leave the fights to women

And Moremi, who talk say you dey among the young-un, ooo just because you wear baggy jeans, and pull your pants down so tey we dey see your boxers, and also your pierced ears, you qualify for '' ayoung-un''?? I dey laugh!!!

Guys make una pipe low, no fighting ooooo!!!

Next to Lastpage, I am a mere infant still feasting on cerelac and babena! The grandfather has a child in the unifarsity! Chei!!!!  

God knows if I catch my mother on Nairaland, I will seize her laptops, blackberries, her iPhone and her iPad! No technology for her until she goes to report herself to the Bishop and comes back with a signed letter of penitence! After dat, I will install Net Nanny on everything!  

armyofone:
Jaguda without border

Haterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

Pictures or it didn't happen.

ps - congrats!

Rimbaldi:
See MUMU dey talk! Na only u get access to area boys abi? and police? for nigeria? because u no know say violence begets more violence until someone ends up dead! Okpomu dey talk. Do you think I'm talking about all those ur ewa agonyin girls wey u dey corner? Na ur type akata dey take do mince-meat, bu the time u finish for jail comot, ur rear side would be like kuwaiti oil well! Common gerrrrroooout my friend! After letting off steam on the cyberspace, go carry ur eleja girlfriend mama lingerie wash or betterstill, Self-Service. off it!  And just in case u havent noticed, nobody needs u here since u havent made any sensible contribution and  dont even bother replying.
Mscheeewwww! EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeedddiot!

@lastpage
I dont even know why u even try to engage a lost cause  like moremi who obviously isnt versed in any of life's affairs. If hin come internet, hin p.r.i.c.k go stand, but for real life na sissy.

Go in peace, you harrassed and molested one! I just got back from church. No e-fighting tonight. . I pray the good Lord grants you peace and salvation from the clutches of the wicked women chasing you around town.

lastpage:
You see, even though the internet is anonymous, it takes an animal, a 'born-throw-way" whose parents dumped in a dustbin at birth, to just wake-up from sleep and start running rabid like a DOG, for no reason, not even a "bad one"!.

I can understand if you get angry because someone insulted you but it takes a really crazy, inbred degenerate like yourself to insult someones parent, without any provocation.


I would not even get that low with a scumbag like you. I have an undergraduate son (as those who know me in real life) and he would not ever open his mouth to insult anyone's parent.
We are very proud of our parents and we obey them, ,   ,  ,  . ,  .and it shows!

Since as you say, "you dont care", and you refused the opportunity to show "good upbringing" (even anonymously!) you have just announced to everyone that you lack any modicum of dignity! You are worse than a maggot, a poo-maggot!
I am sure you are one of those kids that beat-up their parents.

It will not be surprising if one digs into your background, to find that your upbringing was very defective, maybe you are one of those "dumped babies" (at least l listened to my own parents and you concurred they have sense), SAME CANT BE SAID OF YOU, unfortunately!


By the way, l dont provide entertainment for demented scumbags like yourself, if you need entertainment, your types full  Asylum and they would gladly welcome you.

I'll press the "Ignore Button" for a pig like you, we are aeons apart in real life and even on the web!

Surely, "MISTAKES" LIKE YOU is one of the good reasons ABORTION needs to be legalized!
At least the Asylum will be less burdensome on tax payers!

Mtchw, omo-a'le!

Granddad has been skipping his meds again! 

For I have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.

ps - if you're really as old as you say you are, then I apologize for my cheekiness. But Uncle, you really shouldn't be on the internet duking it out with the young-uns. We'll drag you around like a flimsy rag doll and you'll only aggravate your high blood pressure. 

ps 2 - Aunty Nike, I know I deserve a time-out for this one. So soweee,  you can see how he tempted me into sin! Sincerely apologies,  hugs and kisses! xoxo

lastpage:
Wait O!
First, l find it very offensive that you talk about my parents like that, you cant and should even talk about me like that, how much less my deceased parents!
WHY?

It was ronkebp that made a comment about my write-Up being lengthy!
It was "ronkebp's" comment that l also responded to, where l explained why l take time to explain myself
And this discussion was done in a humorous mood with "ronkebp", with smilleys et al!

I never even referred to you as not explaining yourself or the need to further explain yourself in detail!

Now, Moremi2008 SHOW ME WHERE I TRADED ISSUES OF "LONG STORY" WITH YOU P-L-E-A-S-E

IF YOU CANT, l will take it that you goofed and made a mistake.

I am at liberty to respond with insults, and rightly so but since l think you made a mistake, l should not deprive you the opportunity to let you redress that mistake.
The HONORABLE THING to do will be to apologize unreservedly (that is what l, as a dignified person, would do, if l wronged someone mistakenly).

I would await your "dignified response" for this unwarranted attack, especially when it involves insulting my parents!

Thanks,
Lastpage!

You must think I care. Hahahahaha! Do whatever you like; just make sure it's entertaining. 

PS - The internet is not that important. Stop foaming in the mouth over internet opinions and "insults".

ronkebp:
Ok, so that is why, we as ''adults'' and parents too should support her hiding this ''big thing'' from her own parents, what is the worst that can happen? they will disown her? Don't mind me shaaa, i am just looking out for baby- Destiny, i really do not want that child to be somewhere else without proper care. Chioma has gone through alot and i understand that, but that baby is too precious to be playing poker game with, and i think her mum can help take care of the kid more than anyone, will she (Chioma) be in serious trouble, OH!!!! Yes!!!!!!.

But we can't know Chioma's parents more than Chioma does and we can't assume that her parents will help the situation. They might even make it worse by disowning her and THEN making sure she doesn't graduate in a few months. I have seen parents do horrible things in the name of discipline. Let's not destroy Chioma life by making unfounded assumptions about her parents.

lastpage:
Sorry, ronke-beepeee! (God forbid, one day we will all have a chat about what our pseudo-names meant or what we had in mind when we chose them! See that one called his own "fork addict"! Another one "Lastpage", even another "harakiri", e.t.c.! LKWMD!!) about my long story! I guess that is now my trademark!

But the koko is that l take issues seriously 'cos l am aware that someone who reads them might "act on them" and l will be wicked if l write pedestrian, half-truths or ill-conceived things for others to gobble.
That explains why l take pains to explain myself, remain consistent and true to my conscience.

See, e wan begin long again!
Cheers,

Lastpage!

Because I chose not to explain myself in detail doesn't mean my opinion is "ill-conceived" or "pedestrian". I just don't have the time to or interest in having a sustained argument with you. I am not sure you understand what "abuse" means or how the US justice system really works. Your earlier comments ARE pedestrian and ill-conceived. You just don't know it, yet. I might come back to this later if I get bored. Otherwise, keep spreading your foolishness; it makes the world an easier place to dominate.

PS- You would make a HORRIBLE novelist or journalist. Thank God your parents had the common sense to dissuade you.

ronkebp:
I think if Nairaland is going to help her financially, we should also help her in reaching out to her parents, i seriously do not support Chioma, keeping it from her parents, just for the safety of the child.

Chioma is an adult. Frankly, her parents are irrelevant to the equation.

Rimbaldi:
It's very obvious u are not in tune with reality. U are showing off what u deem as wisdom even though it's absolute folly. U have not even proffered one single panacea to the issue being addressed but u are quick to pass judgements. If you had read the submission I made u would see that different approaches have been used, so Mr. wiseman/hardman Joe Pescky, what would u do if u were in such a situation? Pls enumerate them and dont spit vague word play or display crass ignorance and unnecessary bragadoccio.

Wait a minute! Aren't you the one being chased with a cutlass around town by a woman? See English display for no reason!!!! Chei!

What would I do? What happened to the police? How about bribing a few area boys to teach her a lesson? Your problem isn't even remotely challenging or interesting. A secondary school boy with an average IQ would be able to solve it. Abeg comot jor and go grow yourself some balls!

debrief08:
I believe I have the right to decide whats educative to me or not. It was educative and insightful to me as a person it doesnt have to be to you

You know what? You are absolutely right. I am sure you would also find "Ade Goes to School" educative and life-changing. I would be Einstein if everybody in the world was like you.

Missy_B:
Rotfl! You're not serious. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

It's true na! Imagine an alfa giving you something to eat that will bring money! God knows I will pick race! Why hasn't he eaten the thing himself? I will not allow myself to become inspiration for a Nollywood movie!

queensmith:
@mutter- the story doesnt add up at all. no matter how you look at it.she carried a pregnancy undetected for 8 months. yes i will love to see that, i will just love to.

It's actually not as rare at these religious universities as you might think. I know of one case in Babcock where the girl carried the pregnancy to full term, gave birth to the baby in the hostel bathroom and then abandoned it there. These things sound crazy and impossible in hindsight but there is no limit to human ingenuity in times of fear and desperation. May God spare us all from ordeals like these.

^^^^ No, he wasn't educative at all. What he wrote was classic illiterate fear-mongering. The story is rarely like lastpage has described. Besides, we are talking about physical abuse here, not alimony and child support payments.

Rimbaldi:
Pls how do u handle a situation like this;

You have a GF and she gets really abusive, emotionally, psychologically and even physically at times. Very ready to stir up a scene anytime, anywhere without a care in the wolrd. After dumping her for the umpteenth time, she still refuses to let go. she comes to ur place everytime to create a scene especially if another girl is present. It got to the stage where the only option left was to knock her around, but that only worsened the situation as she feels that the worst u can do, so she repeatedly asks for it when provoked like;

MAN: come leave alone okay? just go away or let me pass, stop blocking the door, I want to leave as i dont have time for ur wahala

WOMAN: Where do u think u are going to eenh? u are not going anywhere. If u like beat me, that is all u know these days.(Holding u by the trousers police-style).

and even after u manage to leave the house sometimes, she trails behind  in public screaming"Ashewo! wooooooooo! u have slept with all the girls in Lagos". Now u try to relocate to a new neighbourhood without her knowledge and 2 months later she visits a friend on ur street and spots u and part 2 wahala starts.

Help needed urgently because murder might be in the offing.

You sound like you are ready to die. A woman is practically stalking and attacking you in Lagos and all you can do is wring your delicate hands and ask NLanders for help. Hahahaha!!!! I hope she shows up with a gun next time. Maybe you'll consider having her arrested when she finally shoots you in the head.

That woman must have some serious jazz or the man must be a semi-im.be.cile. Both of them should be locked up: the woman for being evil and the man for being foolish.

Are you sure this alfa didn't bribe one of your friends or relatives to tell him all about you? Sounds like a trickster to me. Where in the Quran does it recommend bathing with special salts and eating stuff to bring money? I hope he doesn't turn you into money-vomiting zombie as soon as you eat whatever it is he gives you to eat.

PS - Her parents will be accepting charitable donations from generous Nairalanders!

Crushed Orange ko, Crushed Agbalumo ni!

Lately, the Family section seems to have turned into a full-blown "Charity Cases" fest. Is it possible to just create a new section for Charity?

mutter:
My dear Chioma very nice explanations but so much does not add up or make sense.

The part marked blue is simply very odd. You are in final year university and 24, what does your father have to take up with the school and who is to loose their jobs. I m
sure more persons who have studied can throw light on this. In my time as a student at the university it would have been ridiculous for a father to have any issues with the school if his of age daughter got pregnant.

Secondly what could the first doctor that took 40T naira from you not do? You need to explain this to make this story authentic? I wonder what it was that a doctor could not do for a pregnant woman.

Finally I cannot imagine that you did not know of the communication issue between the kindhearted ladies that wanted to help you. Also if you talk to a doctor about adoption in a private clinic, he would probably call the welfare or police and not get you to surf in the internet thus abating a probable crime which could have great implications for him regarding the stories and issues with adoption today.
And still one more- since when do doctors attend to patients in the presence of an outsider?
You may need hepl but there is alot of jelly in your narrations.

I strongly suspect (almost certain) that she attends Covenant University or one of those new universities associated with churches. If this is the case, then I can certainly understand how her parents can cause SERIOUS trouble if they find out and alert the school authorities. It is likely that her roommates and hostel mistress helped her cover-up the pregnancy; their complicity will NOT go unpunished. I can definitely understand why she would be absolutely terrified of her parents finding out: it would have grave consequences for people that helped her hide the pregnancy until 8mths.

See how we Nigerians scatter ordinary volunteer charity with our misplaced egos and general lack of basic communication skills?! This is truly a shame, all around.

tpia@:
i've removed myself from this chioma matter [na she understand what's going on] but can someone please advise these young girls going off to school, to stop engaging in illicit s.ex especially in nigeria.

there are men out there waiting for you to show up so they can get you pregnant and vamoose.

i've said my own oh- she who has ears let her hear.

eni a wi fun oba j'ogbo.

and if you no wan hear then nothing spoil either. Na either pregnancy or abortion go finish am, not so?

life is a learning experience.

in the olden days, girls did not get pregnant from october rush, but these days they do.

This is actually terrible advice to give adults. People will keep having illicit sex; it's human nature. What young girls need to know is effective birth control methods. I will rather have girls on the pill or carrying condoms in their purses than girls having illegal/dangerous abortions and abandoning babies.

Dat man got duped! He needs to ask for a refund!

Pampers:
Am sure that friend of urs had an F9 in biology

Stop insulting WAEC! I am sure that friend's biology result was an error message!

I fell asleep last night with my bag of chips and all this happened? Hahahahahaha!!!! This is why I keep my real life separate from my internet life. The result of combining the two is always as messy as this thread!

PS - Madam CC, nawa for you oh! See how you just remained calm all through the drama/accusations. Are you sure you're not MR CC pretending to be his own wife?

*grabs a bag of chips and patiently waits*

armyofone:
how can he ever? that bobo ni latest is a sharp shooter, na him computer be him lover.

what are his other ID self, i wan know.

Which other ID my love? Are you single and pretty?

ronkebp:
lmao AND HE SABI WRITE THESIS, i DEY TIRE TO READ long talk, you will see him drafting out words, paragraph by paragraph.

Are you jealous or are you a secret admirer? I was born a genius! Finished my PHD thesis when I was only 2yrs old! . Go ask about me in my father's village among the oil wells of Delta State!

Patently false! Has absolutely no basis in science.

r231:
if i call you a dreamer now, you will get angry again. . .

well let me put it to you in layman's term. . . . IN YOUR WIDEST DREAM even if you are the son of Dangote she will always bear my last name so get that into your head

and FYI i dont play with my family so pls do NOT involve my family in these

Thank you and God Bless

God bless you too! And my offer still stands! Now go beat your head against a wall in sheer fury!

r231:
Thank you sir

abeg no vex. . . . see monkey no fine but hin mama like so i thank God

sorry sir. . . no let me bite the hand that feeds me

You've got jokes! Please say hello to your beautiful wife. Tell her she is always welcome at my place as my second or third wife if you ever fck up!