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Romance / Re: My Sister Wants To Marry, But I Am Opposing The Marriage by mrmayor(m): 9:41pm On Jun 02, 2007
Hahaha I got the gist,women are so predictable grin grin grin.If a woman turns down their brother because she was taller his sisters would be up in arms.Did you notice that 95% of Nairaland women are 6ft tall or so they claim.Thank you again for the little social experiment.

Where is TOH,and Babyosisi?
Religion / Re: Fake Miracle Baby Pastor's Wife Jailed by mrmayor(m): 7:16pm On Jun 02, 2007
@stimulus,

I heard of this story first time on Channel4 news and never actually followed what happened later,is the BBC playing games I don't know,maybe there has been new developments  about this case.No offence was meant on my part.

Cheers
Romance / Re: My Sister Wants To Marry, But I Am Opposing The Marriage by mrmayor(m): 7:05pm On Jun 02, 2007
@Fekuti,

Ride on brother,which kind nonesence be that sef,your sista marry short man,tufiakwa.I catch your drift grin grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: 2 Old 4 Hip Hop>? by mrmayor(m): 6:53pm On Jun 02, 2007
@gbade.x,

Bros thanks for the advice but apart from Emiinem,I have never heard of the rest.Don't get me wrong I still have my (Public Enemy,Made In America,LLCoolJ,RUN DMC cds
Music/Radio / Re: 2 Old 4 Hip Hop>? by mrmayor(m): 6:18pm On Jun 02, 2007
I've never really been a hip-hop fan, I gave up on this art form when Gangster Rap took control.I love my Reggee,Jazz,Rock,Naija Music both oldies and new stuff,what I definitely can't stand is old men thats 30's something dressing hiphop,it makes me so mad I want to kill someone.I don't know the state of hiphop as I almost classify everything on MTVBASE as hiphop,I hope the Gangster Rap/Hiphop dies soonest
Religion / Re: Fake Miracle Baby Pastor's Wife Jailed by mrmayor(m): 6:03pm On Jun 02, 2007
@Stimulus,

Your agro is that the news is recycled!Not that his church members all shouted Praise the Lord when those fake miracles were announced,how many more fake miracles did the pastor perform?
Nairaland / General / Re: Peep Here To See My Papa's Coronation As The New Ewusi Of Makun: by mrmayor(m): 4:59pm On Jun 02, 2007
Nice Pictures man but the cows aka Nama get Kwashioko cheesy
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Man Shorter Than You? by mrmayor(m): 10:15pm On Jun 01, 2007
@QTB,

grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

You forgot that these days,women don't want sex before wedding,the man must have 13 Phd's,face like Babyface,must have a recognized name, the list goes on and on.
Religion / Re: Mammy Water: Myth Or Reality? by mrmayor(m): 9:49pm On May 31, 2007
As a Rivers man,I grew up with "Mammy Water" stories,you couldn't get away from those scary stories even if you want to,the are a lot more scary characters more than Mammy Water,they are all classified as "OWU".Now that I have grown up and examined those stories on their merit I now know that its all fairy tales,no different from stories about animals talking and cooking soups.Mammy Water is NOT REAL.

@Orikinla,

I'm not surprised you have an interesting tale to tell,of course you come from the river!! What next you are married to a Space Alien!! tongue

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Politics / Re: Igbo Igp Reality Or A Joke? by mrmayor(m): 1:12pm On May 28, 2007
Your dad is a senior police officer?I don't want to sound mean but all senior police officers are corrupt,Ribadu needs to do some serious house cleaning
Religion / Re: To All The Atheists Out There by mrmayor(m): 9:59pm On May 26, 2007
1k001,

You believe in a Supreme Being just incase HE/SHE turns out to be real after all. grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Man Shorter Than You? by mrmayor(m): 9:43pm On May 26, 2007
temmyabby:

lol, take is easy oo, haba my dad was 6"5,

Of course he is,and he plays baskekball for Eko Yankees. grin grin grin grin grin grin.

I don't have a problem with you,its just the ladies here everyone except just two honest ones,all claim to be 6fters and all the men are 4ft tall.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Man Shorter Than You? by mrmayor(m): 7:41pm On May 26, 2007
How typical,all of a sudden Nigerian women are 6'0 ft tall angry,nobody  be 5ft anymore!  shocked shocked shocked How tall una Papa be? don't tell me him be Goliath abi no be so? and before una start yab, I'm 5'9 ft
Travel / Re: Woman Loses 11.8 Million Naira To US Immigration by mrmayor(m): 11:38pm On May 24, 2007
She got a good lawyer,she plea bargained her a$$ out of jail,she got three year suspended sentence.
Literature / Re: Love In Due Season by mrmayor(m): 10:57pm On May 23, 2007
Very good story,the writer know the subject she is writing about.I don't think that grammatical errors matters so much when you are writing for a web audience,when I write I use Wordpad to write instead of using MS-Word.I noticed that in spending time correcting grammatical errors throws me off my story.
A love story set in an African village is just fantastic ,please post more
Literature / Re: The Perfect Assassin by mrmayor(m): 9:42pm On May 23, 2007
Orikinla,consider these points.

1.New York apartment blocks have Fire Escape Stairs for the residents,the residents don't have to use the hallway,internal stairs or lifts to escape a fire.
2.Where did the Fire start,groundfloor or topfloor or better still where was the party taking place?
3.Modern apartments especially renovated one have modern sprinkler/smoke alarm systems installed for safety reasons and insurance companies would insist on it/
4.Fire department would be on the scene in less than 10 minutes.

Read your story again,the assassin was the janitor and not the killer masquerading as a janitor.
Travel / Re: Woman Loses 11.8 Million Naira To US Immigration by mrmayor(m): 8:59pm On May 23, 2007
@Spoilt,

The Filipino woman made $500,000 in a year,I don't doubt it but how did she do it?

Assuming that she worked 365 days none stop that would $1,369 a day and works out at $57hr if she worked a 24 hour day,again am not doubting it but I just wonder. Can you tell us how much Nigerian Diplomats make a year?


[b]Nigerian diplomat caught with N300m in India

By Our Reporter
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
A senior Nigerian diplomat was reportedly caught by Indian authorities on Monday as he was trying to board a flight from New Delhi to Lagos with $2.27 million (about N300 million) in cash in his possession.



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The diplomat, Defence Adviser to the Nigerian High Commissioner in India, Captain G.A. Ojedokun, was reportedly caught when Indian Airlines staff members handling baggage on the early morning shift at the Indira Gandhi International Airport were alerted by the X-ray images of the contents of his bag.

It was reported that when Ojedokun was questioned concerning their findings, he tried to deceive the airline employees.

His case was later transferred to income tax officials, who seized the money from him.

An Indian tax department spokesman, A.K. Sinha, told the Associated Press (AP) yesterday that “the diplomat did not explain where the cash came from.”

He said when the tax department seized the money and handed Ojedokun to the country’s External Affairs Ministry, he had to be released on account of the immunity he enjoyed.

“The Income Tax department seized the cash, but released the diplomat after informing the External Affairs Ministry,” Sinha said.

AP also reported the ministry as confirming the report. The ministry was quoted to have said in a statement that Ojedokun was to leave New Delhi for Lagos by an Ethiopian Airline flight yesterday.

“He disclosed that he was carrying nearly $1.5 million in his check-in baggage,” the statement was quoted to have said, adding that a search by Indian tax officials resulted in “the seizure of $2.27 million in cash from his person and baggage. [/b]

Source http://odili.net/news/source/2007/may/23/552.html
Travel / Re: Woman Loses 11.8 Million Naira To US Immigration by mrmayor(m): 10:37pm On May 22, 2007
Lady-Ti:

@MSY.
Excellent point!!!!
I'm still looking out for an explanantion from those who claim nurses make alot of money, overtime, savings, blah blah blah, How could she have possibly saved all that money with 4 kids and bills to pay

Maybe she get PDP boyfriend,sorry Manfriend.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A Letter To Seun ,in Fact An S O S by mrmayor(m): 10:33pm On May 22, 2007
ROFLMAO grin grin grin grin grin. Nice try dude but you spoil everything be declaring you are from Niger Delta,Seun fear too much.good try sha, where seun dey sef?
Literature / Re: The Perfect Assassin by mrmayor(m): 9:39pm On May 22, 2007
Eze Igbo Of Bonny,

You still don't get it,write about subjects you know very well or have researched about,the last thing you want is people finding holes in your story.The question Sir,is are you writing for a Nigerian home video or a wider audience?
Travel / Re: Woman Loses 11.8 Million Naira To US Immigration by mrmayor(m): 11:34pm On May 21, 2007
FYI it was Import Duty!  Import duty is paid at the rate of VAT and that 21% for the UK.If I'm wrong please explain the difference between Import Duty and VAT.She had too many clothes which exceeded the £500 limited she was allowed without paying tax,if she couldn't pay on the spot the clothes would have been confiscated atleastWayne Rooney's girlfriend was stopped,how many Nigerian thick madam bring in tons of clothes without paying tax or vat to Nigeria.

I still don't get why Nigerians especially those in the west love defending the indefensible,the woman broke the law period!How did she manage to carry that amount of money from Nigeria,she was paid that amount of money in a Ghana Must Go Bag and she changed it in the local Alhaji abi no be so?

If they woman was Asian Muslim everyone would accusing her of funding terrorism|_

She could have save what,sh-it brains read the original post.A Nigerian Nurse lost $92,000 she was bringing in from Nigeria. The money moved from NIGERIA TO AMERICA.
Literature / Re: The Perfect Assassin by mrmayor(m): 9:17pm On May 21, 2007
Orikinla,

He dressed as a janitor! wow, you almost got me there.If you don't mind please tell us how a real janitor would be dressed in a New York Apartment block,I've told you to keep to areas you know very well,I wouldn't write about New York because apart from movies,newspapers ,books and maybe goggle I know jack-sh-it about New York.
Its so easy to pick holes in your story because you don't know your subject very well. kapish
Religion / Re: If I Were God Enh by mrmayor(m): 9:09pm On May 21, 2007
NymphoQin:

i can understand oyakhilome grin. although he looks and acts like hinn too, i wonder if they have a finishing school for prosperity preachers

Hahaha, grin grin grin grin Holy Moses grin grin cheesy cheesy thanx Nympho,that was a good one.
Religion / Re: Must My Pastor Rake Me To Fall In The Name Of Deliverance? by mrmayor(m): 11:08pm On May 20, 2007
Confessing that they losy 11.2m naira to US immigration eve after they paid their tithes tongue,
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Doesn't Want Peace By Gideon Levy by mrmayor(m): 3:24pm On May 20, 2007
Dave,

The problem with people who regurgitate the load of sh-it spoon fed to them by Pat Robinson and Fox News is they believe that by the virtue of their religion i.e Christianity that Jews can do no WRONG.Just like Fox News and 700 Club you believe that the Jews are a special people chosen by a merciful all powerful God to be lord and master in the Mideast.

The relationship of the Jews and the Land of Canaan started according to your bible when the left Egypt in search of a homeland,they didn't try taking strong established states but they went after City States like Ai,Jericho,hebron they killed and pillaged a land they didn't build,please don't forget that your bible said that God told the Jews to kill everything in their part to possess a land they never owned and built up.

You believe that anyone who dares critiques the Jews is a Neo Nazi but you fail to see that people like Pat Robinson are xenophobic bigots who pretend to be different,am sure you are aware that the views you hold have been spoon fed to you by a Jewish Contolled American Media.

The Mideast Crisis would have been sorted out by now if not for the Jewish lobby who hold American administration to ransom,the Jewish have been repeated spared UN sanctions by the American Veto.

Your religious believe has shielded you from the suffering of the Palestinians.The is no difference between Zionism and Aparthied,Zionism is celebrated by rightwing Born Again Christians.

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