₦airaland Forum

@Seun,

Have thought about online TV? I think it best option right now just to learn the ropes,you don't have to deal Nigerian authorities and all their wahala because right now you have a massive audience.You could actually make it a part of Nairaland ( NAIRA TV).

Enolase,

Well I'm happy you are in PH it makes things easier, I'm from Rivers State.I've given your number to my people and they would get in touch with you soon.

Cheers

I'm not from Anambra or Ibo but this is the best news from Naija this year,so far the Supreme Court has shown that they can stand up for powerless and the Rule Of Law,they have shown that there is hope for Nigeria after all.I really commend the Nigerian Supreme Court,Thank You Very Much

This should be a warning to all those so called Political Godfathers,who have turned their various states into their personal enterprise,I can't wait for some good news from Rivers State.

@Nairaland Feminist,

The question is  not [b]"wheather man helps with the cooking but if she can't cook at all".[/b]I have dated a woman who burns whatever she cooked,sometimes too much salt,I could live with it because she wasn't Nigerian.What would you (girls) do if you find out that your brothers wife could make a passing plate of jollof rice? My mum taught all her boys how to cook and I have being cooking most of my food all my adult life,so don't start with all that feminist bla bla.

Seun:
If my family members are jobless enough to complain about my wife, I will not invite them home. Problem solved.

If you don't invite or allow visits from your family members on the account of your wife,I can assure you the nearest Babalawo would hear about it (not that I believe in babalawos) but am sure your would, besides your mother in-law would die of shame when the her friends find out her daughter can't cook.

Seun:
If your wife can't cook, you're not going to starve. Have you not been feeding yourself before getting married?

Ol'boy you are really funny, .I'm curious what would your family say when they come visiting and your wife can't cook? My guess is they would get you a new wife asap.

@enolase,

I'm definitely interested in this information,I'm currently negotiating to buy 3 x 26,00 liter tankers,I want to be petroleum marketer and own a Filling station.I'll tell my people to get in touch with you soon.

Its actually a new trend to date married women within the Nigerian community (assuming you all are Nigerians),don't know why anyone would want to date a married woman though,the result is always too messy

I think your friend should think about making a tape of the conversation between herself and the man in question,most mobile phones have a recording function,so she could record his yans very easy.

There must also be spiritual boundings to santa claus,tooth fairy,seven dwarfs

Its still a myth.

Milagros was born with a rare congenital defect known as[b] sirenomelia, or "mermaid syndrome," [/b] which occurs in one out of every 70,000 births.

source
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-06/01/content_447727.htm

@thesilent1,

There would no one ridiculing any religion,a lot of people are sick of Religious people always trying to shove down their believes down the throat of others,every day in Nigeria people are bombarded with messages that they would all die and burn in hell just because they don't believe,the ear drums of Nigerian citizens are have all being destroyed with the constant Noise Pollution,of shouting,drumming,cursing all those who don't believe.

How many people have being killed in the name of your God,babies,women,men who have been slaughtered in the name of God,yet you talk about  insulting  your religion.If you guys leave people to live their lives in peace maybe no one would redicule your believes,when I was in Nigeria,I was always woken up at 5am by a man shouting that I would die if I don't convert and come to his church to receive the spirit.

I did not insult any religion,unless Noah is now one.I said its bollocks to teach my children that it possible to keep all the worlds animals in a 300ft boat for so long,including polar bears,seals.penguins,snow leopard,emu,crocs,snakes for so long,the winter animals need cold temperatures to survive and how did Mr Noah feed all those carnivores?

I don't support ignorance

QTB,

Sometimes I see Sweet Music dude,all that colour,men! I just go with the flow after taking some ganja,beer and suya.kai where is my LSD,I will see Naomi Campbell in my bed tonight,boy o boy I go chop better thing tonight

Where did Mr Melchisedec com from,since he had no mother or father,obviously wasn't created like Adam and Eve;there is also no evidence that he died because he had no end.He just appeared,became a Priest/King of Salem and disappeared just like that

My first reply to this thread was a simple "Bollocks" and I was asked why it was Bollocks.Before I reply a crusader went on the attack obviously just home from church and to show his love to non believers he poured scorn on me just for not believing in a story and you guys (gbade.x /thesilent) conveniently ignored that.

What morals can you get from a story where a God decided kill everything and everyone on earth just for not serving him,including babies who never had the opportunity to make that decision,they must all die because their parents were bad people,would I want a man or God to kill my children because of things I might have done?you tell me.

On other threads were people have expressed their views about not believing in a Supreme Being,you guys (Religious Folks) went on the offensive telling the whole board how they would burn in hell from the anger of a kind and merciful God.I won't tell my children about Cinderella,Snow White etc either because these stories all vilify the Wicked Step Mother.

What morals stories can you draw from the Asian Tsunami? That they should have installed early warning systems or should have become born again?Thats being ready according to Noah's story but then again they (Asian Governments) didn't listen to critics just like Noah

What I Learned From Noah

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark, You learnt how to use a computer,internet,drive,read,write,fly a plane all from Noah?How Fabulous

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.There is always another boat,maritime industry has a timetable,

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. You don't need Noah to tell you that,Scouts say "Be Prepared"


FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.How was Noah's calender calculated,365 days a year?Give me a break

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.I agree,thats why African Rulers kill all critics,just like George Bush sent his fellow Americans to die in a stupid war because he didn't listen to critics after all God told him to invade Iraq.

SIX: Build your future on high ground. OK,I accept,Japanese build quake proof buildings and most have never heard of the mythical Noah.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. I accept,but you can go to the toilet in pairs unless you are you know what.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.Ever thought what the cheetahs,lions,tigers,alligators ate during their time in the ark?

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.yes with some ganja and beer,don't forget the suya

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. Amateurs can't build boats,if you can please give it a try,professionals built tankers and warships,some sink some don't no big deal sir.

Finally the Bible Fanatics are out of the woodworks,why don't you write your own story?You believe that Noah and his family provided the Gene pool for over 6 billion people is indeed a load of BOLLOCKS,besides I don't remember referring to you.

samiplus,

welicome o' enjoyment dey nairaland plenty plenty,have fun

Dude,you actually do have a sense of humour I have to rethink my opinion about you.I wonder what all the pastors in the house would think

bollocks

Of course they are annoying,if all the short girls (considering they are in the majority) marry the few tall men,what happens to the tall women? just being curious,how do the short women compete with the tall women for the tall men.who wins

Omo Eko,

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=53869.msg1162040#msg1162040.

They all claim to come from families of giants(women)