₦airaland Forum

donnie:
God did not create satan; He created Lucifer who later became Satan, the devil.

Of course he did,being all seeing and all knowing he still created him,he knew Lucifer would become Satan,Satan would decieve Adam and Eve,and Jesus would come and die for the children of Eve

I'm curious to know how your friend found out his wife was a Witch,[/b]that is if there is such a thing as Witches.I think your friend is tired of the woman is using allegation of witchcraft as an excuse out the marriage.
I know a lot of [b]Naija vs Naija marriages were contracted under the guise of Love but what is really going is Paper Marriage with children. What are members of her church doing about having a witch as a pastor?

Mayflower,

The question is would stand out in public as you didn't say which country you come from,my guess is if you from an African country nobody would notice and you wouldn't be in anymore danger than the average Aba or Enugu resident but if you are European then my advice you take extra precautions as there are Commercial Militants all over the place.
Better still you can talk to other Ex-pats like yourself for advice.Anyone you can live in Lagos can live in any place in Nigeria

Women please explain when No means No and when No means Try Harder.The fact is when women say no they end up shagging the guy,even married women do this,they would show you their wedding ring and if the man is their type and persist he ends up inher pants.

How typical,women congratulating themselves for saying no to man.This goes to prove that women don't know what they want.

1.If a man takes NO for an answer,the women say he is a boy and not a man,that a man knows what he wants and would go to ends of the earth to get it.
2.If the man Refuses to take NO for answer,the same women say he is a stalker,pervert,bastxxd, etc.

WHAT THE F**K DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?

k1001,

The problem with Nigerian is we love to live in denial of what is happening in our society.Take the example of Naija Pastors who collect "Aduro Money" but at the same time doing "Dagbo Work" at the side and yet every sunday they tell all their customers to pay their tithes.Where is the tithe coming from Aduro,dagbo.
Please don't forget that "dagbo" is illigal,a crime and of course a sin.If the pastor and is members are rushing from sunday service after confessing their sins and speaking and shaking in tongues to their "dagbo jab" then who is fooling who

@KAG,

For some reason I could have sworn you are male!! I think you are the only female atheist on this forum.

@don-bomb,

Of course no politicians can steal from churches because Naija Churches are Private Enterprise where members (sic) congregation pay 10% TAX tithe owner pastor everyday.
The bottom line is for such a country where people would kill and die for their religious believes these same people would accept bribes,plunder public coffers,confer titles to people of questionable character but at the same time shout praise the lord and Allah Ku bar louder than original owners of the said religions.

I have seen the way people I know in Naija treat their domestic workers like animals,shout at them,beat them etc but yet claim to assured of their place in heaven.Being Born Again and Fanatical Muslim is fashionable in Nigeria.I can't stand when Nigerians drop the name of their God in every thing they say,from God is in Control to Ins ha Allah,I get so pissed off.

samsilo:
@1K00!, man I don't know where youlive or how long you've been away from Nigeria.That your statement "if Odili is corrupt must qualify as the greatest joke ever on Nairaland.

Bros,thank you jare

1k001,

Sir,you fail to see my point.My logic is this,why would all those people attend all those morning services when they know that Mr Governor would be stealing them blind that day?some of those people attending that service have their Super Inflated Contracts tucked in their handbacks waiting for Mr Governor's signature.yes that includes my sister.when I asked her if she had inflated the figures in her contract papers,she said yes,her defense was that if you can't beat them join them,she preaches to me and even speaks in tongues yet she is lieing in her contract papers.

Nigerian are Self Righteous Hypocrites,all over the place you will hear from Nigerians shout about God this and God that and we have nothing to show for it,well except the huge bank balance of Naija churches.
Last year,called my sister morning only to hear that she went to Morning Devotion at Rivers State government house and guess who was the preacher?no other than Peter Odilli the governor.Its only in Nigerian you see corrupt politicians leading prayer section and of course everyone would praise and shout with him,saying amen to this and that.

The barber never claim to be the creator of the unkempt man ,he never claim to love him from his mothers womb,to take care of him,solve all his problems.The barber only provides a service to those who enter his shop,they pay him and he delivers every time.

A Supernatural Being is supposed to be the creator,who gave life to all,their carer in time of need,if a God creates a man allows him to suffer,pain,hunger etc then that God can not be MERCIFUL,KIND,LOVING,CARING etc.

Welcome to the nairaland,its fun and its rough.take your time and enjoy ride

There are different types of naija women you get in London and Dublin,I'll try and give two examples.

I my experience both in the UK and Ireland,a lot Nigerian women seem to have attitude problems.They have this I am a strong black woman shit attitude which gets them nowhere and they are easily impressed by the scammers and "Wass Up Boys" and before you can say shagamu they are pregnant for the "419ner" who would leave to and back to his "Britico Wife".Naija churches are full of these type of women.

There are the Retired Strikers,this group is made up of former repent ashawos's,fortmer girlfriends of Naija politicians who usually have a baby or two for there effort,the divorcees these are made up of all those who married for "kpali" now they are free but trust a naija man how do you tell you family she is second hand.

mukina2:
@software
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Now thats what am talking about,my kind of girl.Stick it up to the siberian shmucks

Are you watching CASHLEY, 1 Nil to the ARSENAL


COME ON YOU GUNNERS, its time to stuff the russians

Are you watching CASHLEY, 1 nil to the Arsenal.


Come on you GUNNERS

haha roflmao i go die for laff.

bros,dublin is worse.the place is full of single mothers and retired prosttutes from italy. you don try naija churches?them get husband praying women buku

Choco07,

Welcome to Nairaland,bring your kind of fun and enjoy the ride

Welcome and enjoy your time here,its fun most of the time but I guess you already know that.welcome sha!

Welcome to Nairaland and enjoy the ride.

BECCIA:
each time, I hear him preac, there is something
that keeps telling me that he's gotten something, i don't have?

He does have things you don't have, cash and lots of it.Donated every day by members of his church

spoilt:
why marry someone you don't trust?
i don't get it.

Its called INSURANCE POLICY.If you want to cheat make sure you don't pregnant because I will find out.I tell any woman I date that I will test all my children.One bitten twice shy.
Women cheat/Men cheat

Nferyn,

I thought I was the only one who get these strange chats from NL the difference I immediately block their A$$ when they start asking for personal details,i don't even bother to copy the chat or report them.I just block them.I won't remove my YIM id from my profile because I have made a few on-line friends from Nairaland

I can't believe that people are still fooled by these scam emails from people offering your Viagra,Online Betting,Online Love to 419 letters.

ROFLMAO!   This is what I love about Nairaland,just when you thought you've seen it all someone comes up with a crazy topic   .

@jesusfreak,

I think the best thing is you buying your own food chinese,indian,Mr Biggs etc etc.BTW do you or your boyfriend cook.I wonder what kind of food Jesus eat Buka or Chinese!

As expected the women want to know who is calling and if possible answer the calls themselves and the men don't.

As a matter of policy I don't and won't answer my woman's calls except specifically asked to do so,I don't look in her handbag either,I don't expect her to answer my mobile calls,if I don't pick up leave a message thats why we have voicemails.I can't stand women who go through my phonebook or try reading my sms.I always have a user lock on my cellphones.

No matter how married or in love we are.we all need privacy in our lives,what next! we should read minds just to make sure there is no deciet!