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Religion / Re: Women On Trousers In The Church by mrmayor(m): 8:37am On Jul 10, 2010
Atomic Man,

My apologies if I my post appeared rude, wasn't my intention. I know of your many battles with Pastor Chris disciple Joagbaje. Thanks for the explanation.

Have a lovely weekend.
Religion / Re: Women On Trousers In The Church by mrmayor(m): 8:03am On Jul 10, 2010
nuclearboy:

^^
Interesting that babies with "milk teeth" regularly make sense but the "browned teeth" of matured pastors have just today, come to light and more - people find that worthy of mention.

Worth considering for those with ears!



And Your Point Is,
Religion / Re: Women On Trousers In The Church by mrmayor(m): 7:07am On Jul 10, 2010
Joagbaje:

[size=14pt]Jesus wore skirt too![/size]

For once, just this one time, Pastor Joe you make a whole lota sense. keep it up. cheesy
Religion / Re: Police Arrest Pastor For Buying Stolen Car. by mrmayor(m): 1:24pm On Jul 09, 2010
Joagbaje:

leave men of God alone.Why blame the pastor , did he not pay? And was he aware it was stolen. You had better go and confirm if your wasn't stolen. If not we might just be reading about you next.

Agbaje,

[size=13pt]Why didn't the spirit tell Mr Holy Anointed Pastor, that his Strong Church worker was a Fraud, a thief; that the car was stolen? [/size]
Religion / Re: The Obama Deception by mrmayor(m): 10:51am On Jul 09, 2010
Ola,

Answer my question abeg, no cartoons!

Do homosexuals have Fundamental Rights?
Religion / Re: Four Noble Truths by mrmayor(m): 10:47am On Jul 09, 2010
Black Man.

Noble Truth 9.

Thou Shall Not Question Or Challenge Holy Books[ BIBLE & KORAN]. You must believe Everything, Accept Everything, Do All the Holy Books Tells You to Do.

Noble Truth 10.

Thou Shall NOT Question or Challenge Religious Authority. You must Obey All Your Spiritual Fathers and Mothers.
Religion / Re: Pastor In Trouble For Alleged Impersonation by mrmayor(m): 11:06pm On Jul 08, 2010
Joagbaje:

Was there any such incidence with a Christ Embassy pastor before?. God forbid!

Pastor Joe,

Make you no lie, If na Christ Embassy now, you go quote " Touch Not My Anointed and Do My Pastor No Harm"
Religion / Re: The Obama Deception by mrmayor(m): 10:58pm On Jul 08, 2010
OLAADEGBU:

Is it not your fundamental human right to have your an opinion?

Ola,

Can't believe it! Do people ACTUALLY have FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS?. Do Gay men Have Fundamental Right to $hag in the A$$?
Religion / Re: Four Noble Truths by mrmayor(m): 9:43am On Jul 07, 2010
[size=14pt]6. Noble Truth.

IGNORANCE IS BLISS. UNLESS MAN, ESPECIALLY [ BLACK MAN] EMANCIPATES HIMSELF FROM IGNORANCE HE IS DOOMED. [/size]
Religion / Re: Christianity Or Hypocrisy by mrmayor(m): 9:51am On Jul 03, 2010
Tudór:

how can you ask someone to disprove your own delusions?? What is the world coming to these day,eh? It wasnt like this when I was growing up in the 50's. . ,  Sad

Old Girl, no vex. I thought you graduated from Oyedepo's School. Covernant University? abi are you having a laff?
Religion / Re: Seeing Jesus - Mark Wattenford by mrmayor(m): 8:07am On Jul 03, 2010
Just Love them Ecstasy Pills, makes you go waow, I can hear the lights, I can see it now, waow, Saddam got such beautiful legs,
Religion / Re: The Man Who Saw Adam,abel,lot And Jonah (the Call) Must Read. by mrmayor(m): 7:59am On Jul 03, 2010
Yefet:

Psalms 119:136 "Streams of water run down my eyes, because men do not keep Your law [they hear it not, nor receive it, love it, or obey it]."

[size=14pt]What are you yapping about? I ask again since you believe back from heaven guy, What Language is spoken in Heaven?
[/size]
Religion / Re: Obama's Unbiblical Declaration by mrmayor(m): 11:09pm On Jul 01, 2010
Just For My Conspiracy Theorist Born-Again Olaadegbu

Religion / Re: Pastors! by mrmayor(m): 7:45pm On Jul 01, 2010
[size=14pt]@ Pastor Joagbaje[/size]


Haha haha grin grin grin I'm laffing in Tongues, okokobioko, grin grin grin grin grin  wink wink wink wink wink grin grin grin grin grin smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley grin grin wink wink wink wink wink wink.

Classic Question, couldn't have asked a better question. Just made my evening after a miserable rainy day.

Why Indeed? How the Camera men don't fall. Pastor Joagbaje !, my guy, you would make a great minister of propaganda. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Religion / Re: The Obama Deception by mrmayor(m): 2:41pm On Jul 01, 2010
OLAADEGBU,

I'm surprised that you have not shown a clip by my favourite Christian conspiracy pastor. Dr Jack Van-Impe. that guy is so funny, my folks don't miss a program by him. Every Thursday, my people gather to hear how the world is coming to an end, how Mr Obama is helping for return of Jesus, etc etc.

Ola, bros you are watching too much TBN, not doing you any good. BTW, you didn't answer my questions on other threads.
Religion / Re: The Man Who Saw Adam,abel,lot And Jonah (the Call) Must Read. by mrmayor(m): 11:45am On Jul 01, 2010
@Obamaa,

don't remember Obamaa way back in 2007. thanks all the same.

Iya Sikira!

1. Almost forgot about Iya Sikira, had a few stories I would have loved to post but my laptop got stolen.
2. Been busy with other things, was on nairaland as guest most times and not posting
3. Not having stable internet connection for a long time in Port Harcourt. When not in Nigeria, too busy to post.

@topic,

It would be nice to Know what language is spoken in heaven, is it English, Ijaw, Ibo, Yoruba etc or is it Tongues like ga be naa ggee gege ga kpo ka hiweujuj dopoq , you know the tongues used in Nigerian churches we are made to believe is spoken in heaven

Religion / Re: The Man Who Saw Adam,abel,lot And Jonah (the Call) Must Read. by mrmayor(m): 9:12pm On Jun 30, 2010
[size=14pt]What is the point of all these Back From Heaven and Hell stories?[/size]
Religion / Re: Creating From Nothing by mrmayor(m): 7:51pm On Jun 28, 2010
@ Ola,
OLAADEGBU:

The last time I read it was that God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. shocked

[img width=500 height=500]http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/media/cartoons/after-eden/20000731.gif[/img]

[size=14pt]Last time I check God (sic) created Adam and Eve, Steve and Johnny Bravo, Xena and Gina all for his pleasure, from the mothers stomach he knew them, they were all wonderfully and fearfully made ( BTW Fearful of what?)
[/size]
Romance / Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by mrmayor(m): 4:09pm On Jun 28, 2010
[size=13pt]This is why I insist that a woman must test  the A*buna, can you imagine getting married all holy and abstaining only to find out say Mr Husband no be Man.[/size]
Religion / Re: Creating From Nothing by mrmayor(m): 3:59pm On Jun 28, 2010
OLAADEGBU:

Created
June 24, 2010

"Even every one that is called by my name: for I have created him for my glory, I have formed him; yea, I have made him."(Isaiah 43:7)

For more . . . .

[size=13pt]Don't see why you are up in arms against Obama, afterall God made and all gays for his Glory and Punish them for His Pleasure  talk about a (Sado- Masochist)
[/size]
Religion / Re: Obama's Unbiblical Declaration by mrmayor(m): 3:45pm On Jun 28, 2010
@ Martian,

Thanks man, well spoken.

@ Olaadegbu,

I don't get why you are so mad, your bible condemns gays good for you, do gays have the the right not to believe in your god? Your are probably a brit, your country gives you rights to live and practice your faith as you see fit, you say government does not have the right to force everyone to observe a holiday for gays, thats fine by me but does government have to the right to declare a month as Black History Month? or Xmas. What about the Non- Believers? Don't they have the right not to be forced to listen Xmas Carols?

If you can have Christmas, Easter, Ramadan why can't gays have their own day to celebrate the ( Devil, God) or whatever they believe in, People who are obsessive with gays are closet homosexuals like your Holy Gay Basher Ted Haggard.
Religion / Re: Obama's Unbiblical Declaration by mrmayor(m): 7:29pm On Jun 23, 2010
bros1234:

Its a pity that obama is helping fulfil prophecis that willl lead to the fall of America


[size=14pt]Any one for the Rise of Nigeria?[/size]
Religion / Re: To The Theists, Who Determines/control Destiny, Man Or God? by mrmayor(m): 7:24pm On Jun 23, 2010
Destiny and Freewill can not exist in the Same Time and Space.

[b]Destiny = Man is a Pun, a victim in a Fight between God and Ex Son Lucife[/b]r. Destiny is a force We can't control, it decides who is Poor, Rich, Educated, Sick, 419er, Even the bible says "He had Chosen us and We didn't Choose him. You don't own your life, just like the lame man in the bible was, his disability  was destined for him so that Jesus would heal and the rest of the world would praise God. Repentance is rubbish because God already knows and choose those who would be going to heaven.

[b]Freewill= God is not all knowing. [/b]Man is responsible for his actions, God doesn't know who is going to heaven, only if you accept his New Best Son Jesus as lord and saviour, If You have the free will to Choose between God and Ex Son Lucifer then God can't be all knowing
Religion / Re: Obama's Unbiblical Declaration by mrmayor(m): 3:02pm On Jun 23, 2010
Mr Obama's Election Promises ( Manifesto)


[size=10pt]Promises about Gays and Lesbians on the Obameter[/size]

No. 290: Push for enactment of Matthew Shepard Act, [/b]which expands hate crime law to include sexual orientation and other factors
"Will place the weight of (his) administration behind the enactment of the Matthew Shepard Act to outlaw hate crimes.">>More


[b]No. 291: Expand the Employment Non-Discrimination Act to include sexual orientation and gender identity

Will "place the weight of (his) administration behind, a fully inclusive Employment Non-Discrimination Act to outlaw workplace discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity.">>More

No. 292: Urge states to treat same-sex couples with full equality in their family and adoption laws
As president, "will use the bully pulpit to urge states to treat same-sex couples with full equality in their family and adoption laws.">>More


No. 293: Repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy

Repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy in the military.>>More

No. 294: Support repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA)

Will support "repeal the Defense of Marriage Act and enact legislation that would ensure that the 1,100+ federal legal rights and benefits currently provided on the basis of marital status are extended to same-sex couples in civil unions and other legally-recognized unions.">>More
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[size=14pt]Mr Obama has kept his Pre Electyion Promises on Gays and Lesbians, if you don't like vote Republican next time, or better still let God Strike Him down[/size]

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/subjects/gays-and-lesbians/
Family / Re: Woman Delivers First Baby At 59 by mrmayor(m): 3:43pm On Jun 21, 2010
It is UN-Patriotic to be Nigerian and not believe in Miracles, for all those who are celebrating this [ MIRACLE BABY] also take the time to commiserate with the thousands of families whose babies are stolen every year only to resurface as [ Nigeria Abraham and Sarah] babies.
Sports / Re: Out Of Order: Kaita Receives Death Threats After Red Card by mrmayor(m): 11:09pm On Jun 20, 2010
kobikwelu:

highlighting the boldened part, I REST MY CASE!!!! angry angry angry angry

What case? That its justified to curse his family, tag him taliban etc because he reacted in the spur of the moment? If you can kick the ball around I'm sure you have pushed someone or cursed someone after the whistle had gone.

You can blame Mr Kaita for the next gazilion years but it doesn't change the fact that the Eagles are in no shape a good team, the most high profile member Mikel Obi out with injury. Eagles buckled, they didn't know how to react.

Yesterday, Australia not exactly a football (Soccer) held Ghana to a 1-1 draw despite being one man down.
Sports / Re: Out Of Order: Kaita Receives Death Threats After Red Card by mrmayor(m): 10:48pm On Jun 20, 2010
Its really sad that Mr  Kaita has received death threats, he has been vilified here on Nairaland, called Taliban, Aboki, Mallam, Hamas etc which in my opinion were just unnecessary. The fact remains that Nigeria were not supposed to be in South Africa but for last qualification drama, if Tunisia had won, we won't be talking about Mr Kaita's " Talibaness"

David Beckham was sent off  for similar offence during the France 98, England vs Argentina when he reacted after the whistle  had gone.  What's the big Deal

While the others teams are playing in the World Cup, African Teams especially Nigeria think its the African Cup of Nations.
Religion / Re: To The Theists, Who Determines/control Destiny, Man Or God? by mrmayor(m): 9:08am On Jun 14, 2010
Man Determines his Destiny = God is not all Knowing after-all, he didn't know Lucifer would challenge him= he didn't know that his creatures (man) would reject him because man had Freewill to do as he pleases.

God Determines Man's Destiny= Man is not guilty of is actions, God determined in advance that you would disobey, kill, if 6 million Jews were destined to Die then someone (HITLER) was destined to kill them= No Sin.


Take Your Pick
Sports / Re: England Vs USA: [1 - 1] On Saturday June 12, 2010 by mrmayor(m): 8:26pm On Jun 12, 2010
ENGLAND 1 VS USA 1

[size=16pt]ANYBODY BUT ENGLAND.[/size]
Politics / Re: Are Nigerians Resident In Uk Jealous Of Their Visiting Counterparts ? by mrmayor(m): 1:43am On Jun 11, 2010
Kobojunkie:

35 Million -->> [size=14pt]$525,000 [/size] -->> Five Hundred and twenty-five hundred thousand dollars for a plot of land in Lekki? And we still do not understand what our problem as a nation is? How person go take brag about this bull? How does one go about justifying that kind of investment i

Maybe thats why UK residents are Jealous of Original Poster.
Politics / Re: Are Nigerians Resident In Uk Jealous Of Their Visiting Counterparts ? by mrmayor(m): 9:31pm On Jun 10, 2010
I have really enjoyed the Roforofo fight. I lived and worked in the Uk, Ireland and a few short months France. I live and do business back home in Port Harcourt. I know both sides of the divide, some statements here are way of the mark but hey! we all have right to an opinion. You guys have not included all the variables on a 4000 GBP salary, like Income Tax, Council Tax, Mortgage repayment, Cost of living etc. You'll probably loose 32% on income tax alone.

http://www.payscale.com/resources.aspx?nc=lp_calculator_unitedkingdom01

Thats the link to UK salary scale. Have fun

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