₦airaland Forum

June 30,2013

baibijay: smh....... . .

Isn't this how people break other people's home

You have a very wicked heart.

You are not just hating you sister's husband to be, but publicly doing so. (I bet she doesn't know about this)

Second of all, you are not even scared if he sees it or if a friend of his does.

I don't even know how some people think.

Pretty much sums it up!

Today's world doesn't know when technology has its limits as regards privacy - a reason why some are kicking against Google Glasses.

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Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Obvious reality is that no employer is a charity to consider these factors which make them baskets. It's pretty clear that 'qualifications' is where these coys sieve the wheat from the chaff.

Less wonder people cut corners cause structural problems have multiplier effects, all there is to the company is to divide these

Employers ought to respond to applicants on their status instead of keeping them in the dark. I wouldn't speculate on what PwC did or did not do but as long as benchmarks/KPIs/criteria are set and some candidates do not meet them, it's normal to write oyinbo to the disqualified candidate. Unfortunately, age is a factor that affects ladies especially.

koyes: What's the age limit?last year,it was 26 yrsr.

Qualifications -

•B.sc in any discipline with minimum of 2nd class upper and above

•Candidate should possess less than 12 months post NYSC Experience


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Am wonderinng if that discrimination clause shouldn't have included ACADEMIC GRADES - equal opportunnity nau. I see those without at least a 2.1 hissing at this. All the same, the employer has already set a minimum stanndard they 'believe' in.

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Goodluck~

Am afraid for generation Z. They won't know the limitations of technology and the importance of privacy.

This picture says nothing, but all the same, security personnel do perform 'frog jumps' and other exercises at differennt sets. You can have a situation whereby a joint team has parked at a location and oe of the personnel decides to do some 'flexing'.

dazall.

I'd rather spend NGN100 on a new sim than waste my time porting.

I had already said it before porting commenced, the steps for porting were too 'onerous' for the average Nigerian. Where are we porting too? Inefficiency

[img]http://oversabirepublic.files./2013/05/amaechi-and-jonathan.jpg[/img]
Amaechi: I don't give a damn. You were once a governor. Bayelsa was created from Rivers

GEJ: All that is history. . . am now the president. Daz all!

[img]http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Goodluck+Jonathan+Nigerian+President+Jonathan+XDuVYQqZZ2Vx.jpg[/img]

GEJ seemed to be trying to decipher what was being translated to his ears!

Merkel: shumchen wascj kilh

GEJ: Werrin dis woman dey yarn

dokunbam: good idea

We should know the stand of those muslim elders on terrorist and jihad
if all the muslim leaders can say no to killing, the followers will follow
moreover they are killing muslim all over the as well(including themselves) there by reducing muslim population

These people have chosen not to follow. If the Ado Bayero could be attacked, who respects authority

If these people listened to leaders, they won't 'breakaway' in the first place. Such people form their groups because under normal circumstances, they can't twist teachings so they usurp dictates of the religion. The more reason they're called sects.

Boko Haram cannot claim to speak for Muslims today - na Youtube Sultan dey use announce Ramadan? Only cowards play devilish hide & seek.

Hbd!

That's my donation to your soliciting today!

Thank you @naptu2. Remember, I told you I salute your 'archiving' skills

I've said it in other threads too, since BH began their attacks during UMYA days (circa 2009), muslim clerics in the north who criticized their activities were always targetted. If the Sultan, the spiritual leader of Muslims condemns them, who else do you want?

Crime is crime - if there's justice in this world, media won't have to be telling us a christian thief or buddhist robber. Let them face justice instead of trying to paint one person's misdeeds as representation of others.

Who told you Muslims don't pray against BH? Even on radio shows, you hear them discuss this issue over and over again, even after that, non-muslims call in to tell the presenters to discuss BH endlessly.

Methinks we all need to purge the hate out of our stomach. The last time I checked, BH never represented Muslim concerns like MURIC, AUD and similar organisations do/did, so why would/should anyone promote them to be 'leaders'


Lastly, this thing about break up, unless we want to be like UAE who built the Palm Island on water, I don't think the so-called South wants to build another coutry on the Atlantic Ocean. If we separate, those you hate this much would still remain your neighbors and just ask Turkey whether they can today turn a blind eye to Syria's war!

To destroy is easy, to build nko It's never easy. There are better things we can use our intellect to do rather than allowing bigotry and its allies waste the 'brain's resources'.

mekaboy: Ok so Nigerians no dey fit do research abi, unless I post a link from oyibo site before una go believe? s.

Even researches have biases - sample selection bias, data minning bias etc. Similarly, there is type II error, sampling error etc, so no come use one yeye research wey my mama mama no endorse to bulldoze persin. The ones wey I pity pass na the generation wey be say na technology grow dem up - na dia type go follow GIGO trail.

Punch is always finding out these silliness. I remember whe they published their findings about JAMB quoted in the story.

From the post, no group 'emerged' if they already had a 'strong presence' in Niger.

Nigeria journalists and their sensationalism.

The case of Mimiko is peculiar - he has a choice to choose between the devil & the deep blue sea. His party claims to be independent even though GEJ was their candidate last election.

He wouldn't want to be seen supporting the 'progressives'. This NGF is just a big distraction. There are better things that these gominas woulda done with tax payers' money spent this weekend to host an election in a governor's lodge.

I've said it before that we will get to a stage where the moral will sound so abnormal 'cos the immoral has/had become the norm. Smh

Are men and women not supposed to be virgins before marriage judging by religious and cultural standards

You see, 'badness' seeks companionship - that's the consolatory alumni it/they seek.

Recycle Bin!

Yet again, like
5 Realistic Reasons Why Women Cheat,

Mustay: People finding silly excuses for the irresposible things they do!

Hehehhe. Love this part -

"She resides where she is supposed to be living."

Only a learner still asks if s/he is (still) a learner!

Tolexander: like the NGF election that was held on friday!

Childly question, childish response

Even one man will claim that he had announced 'God's will' to the people. Smh

naptu2: I thought Mimiko stood down.

He was initially Jang's vice. On getting to the lodge,he was surprised to see his name as vice to Amaechi too. Politricks!

By the way, the Yobe governor did not attend the election.

I've seen a topic on cheating in schools etc but considering professional exams, the standards are much higher with negative consequences for offenders.

Anyway, I 'StumbledUpon' this question from a professional exam body:

Orunnla is writing XYZ professional exam. A candidate next to him 'mistakenly' drops a piece of paper (aka chip) on his desk.
This chip contains a mnemonic he needed to answer one of the essay question. His inability to remember made him skip the question requiring the mnemonic.

On seeing this chip, Orunnla moves it away from his table but he had already seen the needed mnemonic.

What should Orunnla have done correctly?

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Well, I've never harbored the idea of 'stretching' etc but I tell you, it's not just a Nigerian thing. No matter how strict a body conducts its exam day process, some still like to test the waters.

The closest I had come to was when I wrote one, the lady in front of me told me before the exam commenced to "help her". I was stunned by her boldness but when the exam started, she actually talked to me! The invigilators didn't see her though but "akoba adaba", I feigned ignorance.

After the exam, she came up to me telling me how she wasn't prepared etc. I always pity those who come to' warm the bench' or 'witness the exam experience' of their money Sitting for hours with little/nothing or your head is equivalent to a "do nothing" business strategy.

So, what cheating experiences have you had/witnessed in professional exams?

http://www.saudigazette.com.sa/index.cfm?method=home.regcon&contentid=20130523167029

You know the way bloggers make inference to create headlines? That's what this post from Al Arabiya is about.

A google search on the keywords is enough for me.

Ayee Idris: @Mustay, it is not meant to be literal. it is a song/poem I grew up with

Aiit.

Just correcting the impression that the child had a "conversation" with Al-'Aleem, the All-Knowing.

Hope you understand what am getting at. Thank you.

People are just funny. If am not a regular news follower, I woulda bought into ignorance. Ever since UMYA era, Imams in the North who condemned BH activities were always targetterd. Nigerian Tribune has an archive of such reports.

Some just tend to look for mischievious things. The Sultan is the spiritual leader of Muslims in the country - he has/had severally condemnned their activities. Even as unreliable as Wikipedia can be due to the 'sources', the etymology still cites condemnation. What is bad is bad, there is no other name for it. You don't expect condemation of fornication by Imams to dissuade those whose hearts are hardened to do so.

Ayee Idris: Child's conversation with Allah
Child- who shall I give my love to? respect and honour to? Who should I rever the most after you?

Allah- your mother
Child- who next?
Allah- your mother
Child- who next?
Allah- Your mother.................... And then your father.

Enuff said

I had to correct this 'conversation' especially because of the supposed talk with Allah. That 'conversation' is used as a rhyme but adopted from a hadith so please don't think it was a tete-a-tete -

Abu Hurairah (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: A person came to Messenger of Allah (PBUH) and asked, "Who among people is most deserving of my fine treatment?''
He (PBUH) said, "Your mother".

He again asked, ``Who next?''
"Your mother", the Prophet (PBUH) replied again.

He asked, "Who next?''
He (the Prophet (PBUH)) said again, "Your mother.''

He again asked, "Then who?'' Thereupon he (PBUH) said,'' Then your father.''

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In another narration: "O Messenger of Allah! Who is most deserving of my fine treatment?''

He (PBUH) said, "Your mother, then your mother, then your mother, then your father, then your nearest, then nearest". [Al-Bukhari and Muslim].



www.kalamullah.com/family08.html

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RealSleek: I heard northerners regard yoruba muslims as second class muslims.....dat dey dnt allow dem to lead prayers there....

Not to give credence to hearsay but this answers -ishes best:

shamson: Blame muslims not Islam

Btw, I pray & I've prayed with brothers from NEWS. Only a brother who is not knowledgeable enough about his religion will rate his brother as 2nd class. Even the Prophet's (PBUH) last sermon speaks against racism! Sefini

Yes. That's lottery, just like raffle draws.

tbaba1234: In sha Allah, we can have a more detailed discussion on this in the future because it is a very important topic.

JazakAllahu Khairan.

Do well sir to publish these sources on this thread please - I acknowledge your research, archiving and publishing skills here.

deols: The attitude of stealing a large sum and then paying a little in charity should be discouraged.

Imams (especially those who don't) need to emphasize the "H" when it comes to this too. The idea of 'skipping' the part of one's source of donation to charity is not ideal - am saying this esepcially when they host political office holders although the admonition isn't limited to this class; Nigeria's situation however makes me point this out. In fact, when it comes to the personality & post of an Imam, this person needs to be like an auditor - independednt and free from external influences if you know what I mean.

Similarly, if you withdraw the interest from your bank and give it to beggars, scholars say you should not consider this charity, how much less stealing, embezzlement, money laundering et al. The shariah forbids these things due to their larger effects on the society - skewed distribution of wealth is one among the consequences.

People should not hide under the pretext of using a bad source to do good via masjids - like money laundering too, the source is bad but the criminal channels the distribution to 'investment' areas in his/her own belief of 'repentance'.

Appears recommendations have already been provided.

Personally, it shouldn't even be gotten in the first place. Am very conscious of my source(s) of income; even (in)formal riba.

Funny, there are some other ways that are ill-gotten that we are seduced into it. One I remember is online football predicition games - though harmless, there are subtle ways one can be 'enticed' to earn income illegally.

The sources are broad, you could do well to expand them

Your post indeed shows how old you are. The more reason why I avoid online forum discussions - such arrogance. Resorting to insults when opinions do not align with yours shows your 'confidence level'.
By the way, I was born in 2001. Smh