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twosquare:" Can you believe that I will be impeached today by the Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats, AND I DID NOTHING WRONG! A terrible Thing. Read the Transcripts. This should never happen to another President again. Say a PRAYER! —" - Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 18, 2019 Well, Trump did ask Twitter followers to pray for him ahead of impeachment vote TheSourcerer:Well, how come Bill Gates has yet to open up the gate of a financial realm for the church, like Clement foretold, huh twosquare? |
petra1:You wan buy am, come bless me with it petra1? You sabi like mpv cars sha. Kilode, lol. |
Image123: petra1:[img]https://s2/images/MuttleyHilarious.gif[/img] Better a late response than never |
Image123:Image123 ooo. Pardon me for shouting out your name as if I put money down for plate during your naming ceremony. I am sorry, as the thing dey kami lara, nahin make me hala. OK Image123 here's the deal, I've been thinking deeply about this thread, topic heading, content and especially Deuteronomy 22:5, I think that is your what you use as proof for your theological belief that women shouldnt wear men's trousers lol, and I know that I had advanced to you that Deuteronomy 22:5 was instituted because of the idolatory pagan custom/practice that included cross dressing as part of the ritual performed in the whole pagan rite, but then I couldnt find any and/or the textual proof supporting this. To make matters worse, I tried to look at Deuteronomy 22:5 contextually, but it seems like it was just plonked into the Deuteronomy 22:5 spot out of thin air, there is no top, no bottom, no head, no tail, just the order "A woman must not wear men’s clothing, and a man must not wear women’s clothing, for whoever does these things is detestable to the LORD your God", straight up and out of the blue. Like jcross19 would say, something wasnt adding up, so re-adjusted my sitting posture, sat up and sat up back straight, to get looking into Deuteronomy 22:5 deeply, carefully, properly and correctly. I began to wonder, asking myself questions, like, what is going on here, what is God up to here. Like, why did God plonk this Deuteronomy 22:5 verse right in there and put it in there without any seemingly explanation. The verse is in isolation, as in meaning, just there by itself Image123, I was shocked at what I unearthed, pulled out and found. It turned out that Deuteronomy 22:5 is a command about something completely and totally different. Deuteronomy 22:5 had nothing whatsoever to do with any idolatory pagan custom/practice that included cross dressing as part of the ritual performed in the whole pagan rite. Deuteronomy 22:5 had nothing at all, to do with your thread title heading of whether must women ordinarily wear trousers/pants at all. Apparently Deuteronomy 22:5, really, truly and actually is about a command that was forbidding women from dressing up armed for/to war. As it turns out, the correct literal Hebrew translation of Deuteronomy 22:5 is: “Never cause or force a warriors weapon to be used by a woman or wife, neither dress warriors armor on a woman or wife for to Yahweh, God of Host, disgusting is such that do so" and it is not "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God" and so it is God commanded in Deuteronomy 22:5 and God, in it, considered it disgusting, those that force the woman or wife, armed and to go fight in a war. Dont take my word as gospel Image123 lol, why not pull out a very good interlinear, then use it to check and find out the individual Hebrew words/phrases in Deuteronomy 22:5. "Gbe ẹsẹ now, ki iwọ na tẹsumọle, Ma fọ bi awo, oje ni wọn lo", lol. Now Image123, the question(s) that begs an answer(s), is how did the falsism of the Hebrew translation of Deuteronomy 22:5 to English come about and/or why is the mainstream English bible translation(s) of Deuteronomy 22:5 an invalid interpretation of the verse? Moreover, since there is no biblical law, that says what a woman should wear or should not wear, why are we allowing Deuteronomy 22:5 to be used to say the outward dressing appearance of a woman is the measure of her inward relationship with Jesus Christ and so made to live under the constraints of legalism, the act of putting law above gospel by establishing requirements for salvation beyond repentance and faith in Jesus Christ, hmm? One is comforted to know that Eviana, admits to not believing that clothes (in particular, "pants" wearing) are not a "salvational" issue, lol. Even you too, had a lot earlier on had said: "First and last, for me, wearing of trousers is not an issue of salvation", lol. Fyi in my research, I found John Selden, who happened to be an English jurist, a scholar of England's ancient laws and constitution and scholar of Jewish law, also was known as a polymath, when deconstructing Deuteronomy 22:5 in a letter, quotes Flavious Josephus', (i.e. you know Josephus, right Image123?) "Watch out particularly in battles lest a woman use masculine clothing, and lest a man use feminine dress" Funnily enough also found out men used to worship Venus in women's clothing and women worshipped Mars by wearing armour, lol. Anyway, point being made is that the mainstream interpretation of Deuteronomy 22:5 is not what we've come to know it really to be. Fyi reference: https://www.studylight.org/commentaries/geb/deuteronomy-22.html#5 cc Finallydead |
"30Jesus replied with a story: “A Jewish man was traveling from Jerusalem down to Jericho, and he was attacked by bandits. They stripped him of his clothes (i.e. left him naked?), beat him up, and left him half dead beside the road. 31“By chance a priest (i.e. a pastor) came along. But when he saw the man lying there, he crossed to the other side of the road and passed him by. 32A Temple assistant (i.e. a choir master/usher/deacon etcetera) walked over and looked at him lying there, but he also passed by on the other side. 33“Then a despised Samaritan came along, and when he saw the man, he felt compassion for him. 34Going over to him, the Samaritan soothed his wounds with olive oil and wine and bandaged them. Then he put the man on his own donkey and took him to an inn, where he took care of him. 35The next day he handed the innkeeper two silver coins,e telling him, ‘Take care of this man. If his bill runs higher than this, I’ll pay you the next time I’m here.’" - Luke 10:30-35 "I want you to share your food with the hungry and to provide shelter for homeless, oppressed people. When you see someone naked, clothe him! Don't turn your back on your own flesh and blood!" - Isaiah 58:7 "35For I was hungry and you gave Me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave Me something to drink, I was a stranger and you took Me in, 36I was naked and you clothed Me, I was sick and you looked after Me, I was in prison and you visited Me.'" - Matthew 25:35-36 |
WinningEleven:Thank you thank you, thank you WinningEleven:You said at #5 above, the whole urges problem started 4-3 days ago, which considering you're at least between 15-18 years old at least implies the issue is a recently developed one, so the question here at #6, is asking that, what to your mind, do you think caused you to begin all of a sudden, develop this seemingly unhealthy strong and compelling attraction to women/girls. Something must have triggered this. You dont seem to have same urges towards your mother, sisters, aunts, nieces etc. You dont seem to have this uncontrollable urge/desire feelings, that is going unchecked, towards not good looking, shapeless and/or not well physically blessed women/girls WinningEleven:Good WinningEleven:Lol, I am not Finallydead. I dont do presupposition and if I do, I often will tell that I am doing it, lol. Dont get worried my brother, this is a shut and close case. You dont really have a problem, what you are in need of is a paradigm shift, once you have it, as I earlier said you'll see all women and/or girls in a different light, lol and all those lust will evaporate, disappear, lol PS: I really need to already be out, else I'll be late for my appointment. Excuse me. Ah, I've seen Image123 waving the stick at you and beating you with it, lol. It is well, lol |
WinningEleven:Thank you my brother. You wont regret you did. Just make sure you give your answers in the same format, order and style the questions were asked, meaning they need to be numbered, lol. PS: I am now briefly popping out, say for an hour, lol |
Finallydead:"... I've learnt to give answers rather than raise questions," - Religion / Re: Bible Scholars Should Help Me Out With This Teachings. PLEASE. by Finallydead: 3:03pm On Dec 17 Tbh, you're not helping him and matters when you do things that way. Whats the rush, why the quick fix? I think, I know why, it's because you dont according to the above quote, like asking questions, is why, lol, but meanwhile, the art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge, that's Thomas Berger for you, by the way, lol. WinningEleven, is not sincerely, honestly and truthfully ready yet for any help sought, take that from me, lol. Finallydead:Yes I did see your reply on the other thread Finallydead. It was because of you actually that I veered to join the thread, in fact, it was because of your initial "sensus plenior" comment before your last reply you're referring to, that made me decide to join the thread. Why I hear or sense you ask, lol. Well so you know that you're not alone, so you know there are are others who seem to think like you think, lol, and because not many usually stick their neck(s) on the block here, lol. I am about popping out shortly for a bit, when I come back in, I will try to drop some comment to your reply on the other thread, lol |
WinningEleven:You will definitely try what, hmm? Medication before and/or without diagnosis, erhn? Finallydead, should know better that prescription before proper and correct diagnosis is malpractice, lol. Do not fear those simple questions, dont be afraid of any of those questions WinningEleven, but fear sidestepping them. Be afraid of not answering the questions. We would have made some advances in to this situation of yours if you had made it to answering those questions and even possibly discoveries made likely further questioning your answers, lol. WinningEleven, please find the courage to answer those questions you're afraid to hear the answers you're going to give. |
WinningEleven:This is how you'll effectively get the help you so much need my dear new friend. I don't know why you seem to find those seven simple, harmless, easy, direct and straightforward questions hard for you to answer. Trust me, when/if you answer those questions, I will be able to educate and/or re-orientate you on what you need to know about women/girls. The information will re-align and set up you to look at women/girls in a different, respective, appreciative and admirable light so that you won't necessarily anymore be having at all, any of those body quakes you say are giving you concerns. |
WinningEleven:What examples of something stupid, do you think you'll and/or might do? WinningEleven:1/ Do you have a mother, sisters, aunts, nieces etc at all? 2/ Do you have this same experience when with any and/or each of them? 3/ Describe what "my body quakes" is and what this specifically means? 4/ Describe the urges you have, when you see girls, do you have any ill or evil intentions in your mind whenever you experience this feeling towards girls/women? 5/ When precisely did you start developing this urges towards girls/women? 6/ What to your mind, do you think triggered you having this to behave this way to girls? 7/ Does it matter if the girls are good looking or not, if well physically blessed or not, or it doesn't matter because you feel this way regardless of if good looking or not, if well physically blessed or not, hmm? WinningEleven:Why does it need to be that something is wrong with you? WinningEleven:Describe in the detail, what the prayers were about and give example of how you made or give the prayer |
deuzgreat: WinningEleven:Please dont make the mistake of believing that lie, because the Bible never called any angels anywhere the "sons of God" PS: Well done WinningEleven for correcting deuzgreat. I'll soon get to you. You're a smart guy and you wouldnt have any problem overcoming this seemingly problem after I have shared some info and realities with you |
solite3:"14If I then, your Lord and Master, have washed your feet; ye also ought to wash one another's feet. 15For I have given you an example, that ye should do as I have done to you." - John 13:14-15 The Father does need nor have to command the Son to become a servant and it is in the bible that the Son became a servant. What was Jesus, in John 13:14-15 above, demonstrating, teaching and advising His disciples to be and do to others? Janosky:The servant is God Himself projected as Jesus on Earth Janosky:We thank God you see the sense in this, lol Janosky:The Father created by proxy, so its true Janosky:For instance, Janosky FirstName(JF), bought a car and used his middle name to pay for it, Janosky MiddleName(JM), who on paper bought the car? |
Janosky:WinningEleven, just be alert and on guard, so when/if you do eat the "The Official JW website lots of practical counsel for young people/youths" that you have the sense wisdom, good and right strength of mind to spit out the bones |
Godhatesodomy:I am educated on that, and better or more informed. Thanks. |
solite3:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] So OK what? So you mean you arent bothered to help nlPoster with an answer to her question, hmm? The question where she said: "Tracing Adam's genealogy in Genesis, I once wondered if he was there around the time of Noah. I think this might have been mentioned before by other folks." |
Ijawwomaninoyo:You're loosing it and fyi, you're a bigger daft fool than I ever would and/or could be, lol Ijawwomaninoyo:So you're getting unnecessarily all wound up because Ekiti women posted topless on Nairaland were called unsavoury names by a bunch of teenaged ignorant posters behaving childishly, erhn? Smh. Ijawwomaninoyo:Why not come and translate into Ekiti language for me to comprehend nau Ijawwomaninoyo:It hasnt dawned on you that I might stop quoting you if and/or when you stop quoting me, lol. It's not rocket science, lol. |
kkins25:[img]https://s2/images/MuttleyDriveLaff.gif[/img] You can get off kkins25, if the ride is too bumpy for you or it's too much hard meat for your stomach and/or liver to handle, lol |
Bigflamie: Preciousgirl:I am sorry dahling, but I just have to agree with Bigfamie's comment and do without malice because I too make this meaningless and unintelligible noise when yawning and stretching. It sure is just like yours, meaning not bursting and/or speaking in tongues dearie, lol. I love you, love you with the love of Christ, so please don't take this wrong way. Why don't you consider Hahn's suggestion, and let others be the judge of what's happening, erhn? Funnily enough, I have just now in my car stretched out with hands flung out and yawned letting out unrecognisable, not understanding words and unintelligible noises. I loved it, seems to have a good feel factor on me, my body. |
Ijawwomaninoyo:I am not remotely interested in or with your squabbles about Ekiti women gone nude and being called witches or whanot and the East not doing same but justifying their womenfolk ' action, I mentioned you just to get your attention to this brilliant thread put up by nlposter, to see whether you had matured contribution to make to it. My grandma RIP, an Ijebu, walked around with her wrapper round her waist with her breast hanging out in public display, nobody so much winced, complained, found it strange or odd, we all just went about business, just as usual, no big deal. You are unecessarily getting worked up because of a few special snowflakes on that thread not worth getting wound up over, lol. So what a few limpy hanging out breasts in broad day light, na only "okobo" (i.e. pervert) that one will shack nau, mtcheew. ![]() |
Ijawwomaninoyo:and what is the meaning of this comment, what's it supposed to mean? No I dont understand English. Are you planning to translate in vernacular to me ni? ![]() Ijawwomaninoyo:Did you read MuttleyLaff calling the Ekiti women names huh? I only mentioned your moniker with that of Wazobiamax22 because you two were the only ones on that thread you have a complaint with, who seemed to be sensible, not being childish and not making ignorant comments. |
Ijawwomaninoyo: MuttleyLaff:You are not making any point for me to get because as you can see from the above, my paternal grandma RIP, did this too and she was not stupid, was no witch, and wasnt laughed at, but actually was a God fearing woman, who even was made the matron of her aladura church sef when alive |
jcross19: MuttleyLaff: MuttleyLaff:Everything in the creation story in the garden of Eden adds up, but to a not fully informed it might seem not. Of course, the Omniscient, Omni know all, Omni know everything God knows the capacity of what He created and this is so much so, more the reason why the not covered up and/or not hidden, strategically placed centrally, in the garden, test was before them, lol, then the stand back. To stand back, is a God special modus operandi, lol. If you doubt that, God stands back, then be prepared and ready to answer the question about how did the first sin come about, lol? I am not talking of Adam and Eve's sin, but I am asking the question specifically about and/or talking of Satan's sin, lol. cc stupidity |
Finallydead: MuttleyLaff:In sensus plenior, we get to know that, when at Genesis 1:26, God said: "Let Us make man in Our image, after/according to Our likeness..." God, did at Genesis 1:27, make the man, in His image (i.e. So God created man in His own image; in the image of God He created him) but the likeness, God did not institute it or get it off the ground until when God got to Genesis 5:1 (i.e. "this is the book of the genealogy of Adam. In the day that God created man, He made him in the likeness of God") Whoa, whoa, I know, so OK then, why not let's ease off and slow down a bit, eh. Aside the above mention excerpt of mine brought over from a discussion on another thread all, here is an addendum to it. Surely we must have heard it said that: "In the Old Testament the New Testament is concealed, and, in the New Testament, the Old Testament is revealed” Someone's asking: Where is the New Testament hidden in the Old Testament here and where or how is the New Testament revealing the Old Testament, hmm? This is profound and humbles me to share this. Well, New Testament Colossians 1:15 tells us that "Christ is the visible image of the invisible God. He existed before anything was created and is supreme over all creation" or Hebrews 1:3, another New Testament verse further tells, that Jesus Christ "reflects the brightness of God's glory and is the exact likeness of God's own being" and then comes another New Testament in person of 1 John 3:2, broadcasting by saying "Beloved, now we are the children of God, and it has not been revealed until now what we are going to be, but we know that when he has been revealed, we shall be in his likeness, and we shall see him just as what he is.". There are New Testament stuff squeezed and hidden in Old Testament Genesis chapters 2-5. The narrative in Genesis chapters 2-5 was hiding the fact that the killing of Abel at Genesis 4:8, signified death of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Eve, at Genesis 4:25, giving birth to Seth and saying, "God has granted me another seed in place of Abel, since Cain killed him" was signifing the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and Genesis 4:26b, that said: "... then men began to call on the name of the LORD" signified, depending on which side of the divide, when man began, to call upon God and/or to profane God (i.e. some men began to worship God some didnt) Then Genesis 5:1, where God has made an evolved man now in His likeness, like Himself, signified the end of time of man made in the likeness of God. cc stupidity |
www.nairaland.com/attachments/10740605_fbimg1576515440364_jpeg612386d3a1ed65ea56638833098d295e Ebonyi Women Protest Topless In Front Of Government House Over Sons' Arrest https://www.nairaland.com/5584879/ebonyi-women-protest-topless-front nlPoster: nlPoster: Wazobiamax22: Ijawwomaninoyo:As we see made use of here, nudity is sometimes used as an organized public demonstration tactic during a civil protest/disturbance to attract media and public attention to a grievance(s) |
fao and fyi openmine I earlier until now got banned for quoting your post and responding to it, so if you have to respond to mine, don't quote it, don't touch it, so copy out into a fresh and new post whatever in my post you want and/or need to address. This advance warning is also for the benefit of other interested interlocutors on this thread. |
openmine:It's not like I said, because it was loswhite who first said "tithe is a law". I merely echoed what he said because I accept and know this as a fact, that it is a law and had a purpose, which primarily was for e welfare and/well being of the Levites, who had no landed inheritance in the Promised Land, Canaan in Israel. openmine:Birds born in cages, think that flying is a disease. Of course, there were other laws He was under, but Jesus as for this the tithing law, as a carpenter, Jesus was never under it. Wait, let's do it this way. Lets both carefully examine together the intricacy of how the talk and/or why the subject of tithing at Matthew 23:23 and Luke 11:42 crept into the discussion Jesus initiated with the crowds and His disciples at Matthew 23:1 Left to Jesus, He wouldnt have raise the subject of tithing, if not because the hypocrites Pharisees, who a first one in his mind at Luke 11:37-38 was wondering in His mind why Jesus did not first wash before the meal and then after another set of Pharisees and teachers of religious law at Mark 7:5, began to challenge and questioning Jesus over why His disciples arent washing their hands, cleaning themselves up first before eating (i.e. eat without first performing the hand-washing ceremony) The funniest thing about this all, is that, the hand-washing ceremony isnt even a law, that the Pharisees were getting sore about. It isnt a God given law, but is just a Pharisaic standard of ceremonial purity, that had nothing to do with a God given religion law and not even with any of the Levitical Laws, but is only a Pharisaic tradition and Oral Law, a mere man-made, tradition of the elders, lol. So anyway, it was when after the Pharisee, at Luke 11:37-38 had raised this objection in his mind and the Pharisees and teachers of religious law, at Mark 7:5 openly raised their concerns to Jesus that He used tithe to publicly criticize them all using ridicule, irony and sarcasm to do that He, Jesus, at Matthew 23:1, called the crowds and His disciples together and began to warn them about the Pharisees and teachers of religious law, whom He said disregard the commandment of God to keep the tradition of men and then from Matthew 23:13, He started raining curses upon the Pharisees and teachers of religious law, right up to Matthew 23:23 He did, and which is the point at where He ridiculed the Pharisees and teachers of religious with the mention of tithing and then continued thereon further cursing them more, until Matthew 23:29, lol. openmine:He did not speak as one under a tithing law. Like I've previously said, the mention of tithing was an accident. It wasnt expectedly planned. It really was no response to tithing, as nobody and/or no one asked Him questions about tithing, lol. He used tithing to poke and make fun of them for their misplaced priorities. He was not teaching tithing, He was teaching get your priorities right, lol. Praise God Alleluia. |
cheechee1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHiqDQQZOjc The first and last pics are Steve Urkel, the "Family Matters" fictional character played by Jaleel White. Jaleel, a typical black American first name, right?, lol |
OLAADEGBU: careytommy37:[img]https://s5/images/Islam-and-72-Virgins-Cartoon.jpg[/img] Tbh, at the back of my mind, I kinda thought it might be. I should next time trust my spirit, instinct and/or sixth sense, lol. careytommy37 seems to know these guys and what they get up to, but I never put our esteemed and much respected mod lalas' to be in the frame joining and/or doing any of this messing about too nau. Maybe, if true, lalas' will post church location and pastor, so that you can sort out and straighten up things. Maybe get Deeper Life's the powers that be, put together some refresher training for the pastor, hmm? As for being told there will be virgins, its no fake news, just a slight misunderstanding and/or breakdown in communication lol, as seen from above pinshure |
Nothing wey miguard, no dey see for gatehouse. Nothing wey vigilante, no dey see for midnight hour. "Oya afira, kiya mọ sa", OLAADEGBU, your attention is needed here ooo |
MasterKernel: voltron14: MasterKernel: voltron14: MasterKernel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92kU-q-gXww Sowore has never been to Dubai ever, but Sowore remains jailed for calling for peaceful protests and mobilising others with his movement "Revolution Now" on trumped up and ludicrous charges MasterKernel:Surprisingly, its the same Buhari, who armed with guns removed a democratically elected government in a coup in 1983, unlike Sowore who never called for any violent change of government, lol. Surprisingly, its again, same Buhari in 2011, who called for protest akin to those that were then taking place in Egypt, so of course, the man is 1000% far worse and rotten than Sowore ever would dream to be, lol |
loswhite:Tithing was a law and the law was meant for the purpose of those who had no inheritance out of the Promised Land period, lol. The Pharisees, rightly so, as according to the law, are expected to tithe, so Jesus endorses tithing in their case, lol, however Jesus wouldnt support all these jagbajantis sense of entitlement to obligatory or imposed ecclesiastical monitised tithing going around the place here, lol openmine:Jesus would speak against tithing and it wouldnt have been blasphemy, if it is not applicable to a person, just as like He, as a carpenter or His disciples as fishermen weren't tithing and werent expected to tithe, lol. |
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