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budaatum:
How to date a planet
h ttps://youtu.be/YSau4HTNjkE

budaatum, is it true that Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system, that shes got the second hottest body in the entire solar system, beaten only by the sun and so too hot to want to be in any serious relationship with anyone? If Venus, Earth's hot sister, is out of a suitor's reach, and since you've given how to date a planet, why not also provide info, on how to date and marry her sister, earth, marry some other planet, marry sun, marry moon and/or even marry a star.

Some say, you never ask a lady her age, or it's rude to ask a woman planet her age. You would know this and can attest to it. How old are you budaatum?

Mariangeles:
Assistant OP

Even I no mind to be carrying OP bible around for him/her sef

nencounter10:
COMING UP NEXT: HOW TO WALK IN DIVINE PROTECTION

"They will not come near you, even though a thousand may fall dead beside you or 10,000 at your right side.
- Psalm 91:7

A thousand may fall dead beside you, 10,000 all around you, but you will not be harmed
(i.e. these evils will not touch you or it will not come near you)"
- Psalm 91:7

"Even when I go through the darkest valley (i.e. through the valley of the shadow of death), I fear no danger,
for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff--they comfort me."
- Psalm 23:4

"²³The Lord guides us in the way we should go and protects those who please Him.
²⁴If they fall, they will not stay down, because the Lord will help them up."
- Psalm 37:23

Yes ooo, we are talking about something like Psalm 91:7 and Psalm 23:4 things, while Psalm 37:23 in regards to more on "how to walk in divine protection", is giving extra useful and/or interesting information

@^^^^
"JUJU IS NOT TO BE FEARED" means not to be afraid of jazz, village people, winch, voodoo, obeah man etcetera

budaatum:
Must say, this alliance of three stoogees is amusing. I'm not surprised at Anas but wouldn't have thought you'd get muttleylaff to join you in "the earth was created in 4004bc".

I'm going to leave you all to it. Such ignorance as displayed here is not worth the time of day.

Whether you know it or not, you're about the "such ignorance as displayed here," actually referring to yourself. I am going to leave you to it. Such ignorance as displayed here is not worth the time of day, so to each his/her own monkeys and each monkey to its own rope/branch

budaatum:
Below is the day earth was apparently created according to quoted and Olaadegbu.

I know there are lots of threads where this has already been discussed, but there seems to be a need to reeducate.

You're referring the about reeducation to yourself, whether you know it or not.

Anas09:
So, shes a Catholic? She must be special for the Pope to bless her specially and for her to speak in the UN. I see a very serious negative personality rising up.

Many Catholics turn out atheists anyways. Look at The Catholic Europe.

She is not Catholic. I dont know her position with God.

She went to the Vatican and sat in the front row at the pope's general audience in St. Peter's Square and when the Pope greeted her, she held up to him, a small placard signboard message, reading "Join the Climate Strike". It was how the Pope blessed her etcetera

Anas09:
She looks like an atheist groomed.

https://c.ndtvimg.com/2019-04/136561d_greta-thunbergclimateactivistafp650_625x300_17_April_19.jpg
^{God bless you, continue to work, continue. Go along, go ahead, Pope Francis blessed Greta Thunberg}

She most times, wears this unmistakable trademark distinctive quizzical/menacing look sha

kkins25:
now oga johhny take a look at these "larger (literally or figuratively) greater (-est), more". let us look at the context in which the word greater was used, shall we:

Joh 14:12 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.
clearly jesus was not refering to quantity but quality. how on earth can jesus say; hey, believe in me, i heal 5000 people and you shall heal 5000 blind people and even more....
serioulsy john?

MuttleyLaff:
I've tried before to let ThothHermes and/or Ranchhoddas understand that what we perceive as miracles on earth are actually rules, principles and/or laws of heaven and that when a miracle is constantly repeated or perfected, it becomes a process of nature, a normal state of affairs on earth.

For example, the Thames Tunnel, which in my earlier posts, I erroneously had it confused with the Rotherhithe Tunnel, is the world's first man-made underground tunnel under a river built. It was used by pedestrians, was a shopping arcade and became a tourist attraction. Experts back then, thought that an underground tunnel underneath a navigable river is impracticable, and so, it was classed a miracle when and after, this tunnel was successfully constructed by Sir Marc Isambard Brunel. Whats the point here kkins25, the point is that, tunnels under rivers, are now ten a penny, and so thereby their constructions arent anymore seen to be miracles

I think your kind natured side made you leave out putting pink sheep into your permutations.

Jesus' works were about bringing smiles to people, about giving people back their dignity, restoring the sense of pride in oneself etcetera

Every parent wants to see their kids do well, wants to see them go on to do awesome things, wants to see them excel and if possible surpass their parents' achievements

John 14:12 is about a combination of quantity, quality and/or extent

johnw47:
now oga kinsy the greek word meizon means more and of course it fits the verse:

Joh 14:12
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater(more) works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.

did Jesus heal 5000 blind people? surgeons have i'm sure healed more seriously kins?

Is this the end of glaucoma? How the world's tiniest implant which you cannot see with the nakëd eye can stop you going blind

- The £900 i-Stent is a hollow tube ten times smaller than a grain of rice
- A surgeon has to use a high-powered microscope to place it in position
- The tube drains off harmful fluid accumulating on the eyeball causing damage
- Amazingly, the life-changing treatment takes only 30 minutes to complete

Hundreds of patients have already benefited from the implant, which takes less than 30 minutes to fit. Many people have since been able to discard the drops they took up to three times a day to keep their condition under control.

Thousands more could now be in line for the microscopic implants after the devices were approved by the NHS spending watchdog, the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence (NICE).

Eye surgeons are hopeful the procedure could revolutionise glaucoma treatment. ‘It’s early days but so far we have been getting very good results,’ says consultant ophthalmologist and glaucoma specialist Madhu Nagar, who has pioneered use of the i-Stent at Mid Yorks Hospitals NHS Trust. ‘I have done about 100 cases and between 60 and 70 per cent have seen a significant drop in pressure.’

Glaucoma affects at least 600,000 people in the UK and is responsible for more than ten per cent of blindness cases. One person in 50 over the age of 40 has early signs of the condition, although the vast majority go undetected at this stage. That figure rises to one in ten of those aged over 75. The number of people affected is expected to increase in the next few years due to an ageing population.

It can be inherited but is also triggered by injuries to the eye or inflammation. Ageing is also a major risk factor. Regular checks are crucial to detect it, and patients are usually given drops to help excess fluid drain away, or, in more severe cases, laser surgery to increase the drainage of fluid. But many patients often forget to put their drops in at the right time, or put too little in. Missing drops regularly, or even just delaying them, can increase the risk of glaucoma getting worse.

For more details, read:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6843001/How-900-microscopic-metal-tube-bring-end-glaucoma-misery.html

Oblongata:
When I saw femi falana leading the defense, I knew sowore would be out in no time...

Falana defended fela and abiola successfully many years ago...

That guy is something else

MuttleyLaff:
He got lucky and should be thanking God because others dont easily come back from having head put inside the alligator's mouth.

Fyi, Femi Falana is leading the defense of Ibraheem El Zakzaky, the leader of the Islamic Movement in Nigeria, but against court order to release him, El Zakzaky is still being held and kept in detention

I said so, only that he's just got lucky on paper and really wasnt and hasnt
being released. The DSS leopard doesnt change its spots

PS: Let me put back my FREE SOWORE profile message I took off. One cant trust DSS to obey court orders. I wont this time remove it before having confirmation that Sowore has really been released

jesusjnr:
Revelation 4:7 (KJV)
And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle.

"Though you soar aloft like the eagle, though your nest is set among the stars,
from there I will bring you down, declares the Lord."
- Obadiah 1:4

jesusjnr, the unrepentant poor tormented false self-proclaimed fake sorry arse prophet, mark these words, pride goeth before destruction and an haughty spirit before a fall and after flying like an eagle

kkins25:
well,well,well, look what we have here. muttley is giving credit that should be giving to the men and women who have attended night classes instead of night vigils -unto his all mighty creator(s). a miracle dear sir, as potrayed in the bible is when you command bread to multiply by itself without subjecting flour to rigorous process of mixtures and heat. when jesus made water taste like wine, he did so by simply uttering the magic words and voila- he created the greatest wine ever tasted.
that sir is what we refer to as a miracle. you are confusing miracle (no hard work or principles needed) with science(study, and postulation and experimentation)

however your concept of the term might be different. nonetheless with reference to the verse quoted above by a johnw47 whom i also intend to address soon,

John 14:12 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.

iesus christos was no scientist, he was no medical doctor, he was no surgeon but he was able to cure the sick by the power of his words. this sir, is what we refer as a miracle and he postulated that if his disciples follow his ways they would do even more remarkable deeds.
i look on the history of Christianity and can say we certainly did not follow his way so the outstanding feet we have reached thus far must be the handiwork of the devil. if we obeyed christ we wouldnt need the technology would we? after all we are commanded not to love the "things" of this world.
i certainly get the drift and clever enough to know your one sneaky clever pantheo christian wanting to prove the holy spirit right at all cause even at the expense of truth.

I've tried before to let ThothHermes and/or Ranchhoddas understand that what we perceive as miracles on earth are actually rules, principles and/or laws of heaven and that when a miracle is constantly repeated or perfected, it becomes a process of nature, a normal state of affairs on earth.

For example, the Thames Tunnel, which in my earlier posts, I erroneously had it confused with the Rotherhithe Tunnel, is the world's first man-made underground tunnel under a river built. It was used by pedestrians, was a shopping arcade and became a tourist attraction. Experts back then, thought that an underground tunnel underneath a navigable river is impracticable, and so, it was classed a miracle when and after, this tunnel was successfully constructed by Sir Marc Isambard Brunel. Whats the point here kkins25, the point is that, tunnels under rivers, are now ten a penny, and so thereby their constructions arent anymore seen to be miracles

kkins25:
ahhhhhh(soothing exhales) there is nothing more joyous than seeing muttley always not in agreement with mainstream Christians. is muttley the black sheep amongst Christians or is he a wolves in sheep clothing?

I think your kind natured side made you leave out putting pink sheep into your permutations.

kkins25:
here mr john states that no christian can surpass the master.

now oga johhny take a look at these "larger (literally or figuratively) greater (-est), more". let us look at the context in which the word greater was used, shall we:

Joh 14:12  Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.

clearly jesus was not refering to quantity but quality. how on earth can jesus say; hey, believe in me, i heal 5000 people and you shall heal 5000 blind people and even more....
serioulsy john?

Jesus' works were about bringing smiles to people, about giving people back their dignity, restoring the sense of pride in oneself etcetera

Every parent wants to see their kids do well, wants to see them go on to do awesome things, wants to see them excel and if possible surpass their parents' achievements

John 14:12 is about a combination of quantity, quality and/or extent

OLAADEGBU:
What has man done to stop or start them? Don't tell me that you have also bought into the lie that the earth was formed billions of years ago.

budaatum:
When was the earth formed degbu?
4 April 4004BC?

OLAADEGBU:
I know that you've been brainwashed indoctrinated by the world governments (like the children in public education today) that the earth is millions of years old but I believe the infallible word of God that you've been quoting upandan that the earth was created about 6,000 years ago. Climate change is just another agenda the world government is pushing.

budaatum:
And that, is your collective understanding?

Is the earth flat too after being created on 4 April 4004bc?

Sunday, the 23rd of October 4004 BC budaatum
https://answersingenesis.org/bible-timeline/the-world-born-in-4004-bc/

PS: a bit overtly militant, hostile and/or menace looking, this our young 16 year old Greta Thunberg and with this her, getting stroppy "... we would not forgive you..." comment, sukẹ, na wa ooo.

[quote author= post=82562634]They are so pathetic.
They are better left ignore. [/quote]

ThothHermes:
You can read.
You can write.

You can comprehend.

How can you still support this dullard?

Dem swear for you?

MuttleyLaff:
"There is nothing that comes from above, that the earth cannot take. All these tactics, that there are hidden games, you dont know about and cant fight, are successfully being used to emasculate and undermine the aspirations of any with visions of seeing or working for, a better Nigeria, on its feet and at full potential

... the journey of a thousand miles began with the first step of educating all the people in Nigeria who are entitled to vote in the election and/or sensitising PVC carrying voters that they have no business of choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea.

Youths can make can make a difference of the outcome of the 2019 February 16th election because more than 60% of Nigeria's population are aged below 25. With political fortitude and if no compromises, the right candidate with clear cut and spelled out digital ideas of how to transform the the country, alleviate poverty, turn the country into a construction site thereby give rise to mass employment, tackle the epileptic power supply problem with 21st century innovative solution etcetera will win but then, if people prefer another 4 years of between the devil and the deep blue sea, well, what more I can say than just, as you lay your bed ...

Who has bewitched us Nigeria?
The elitists and the corruptible biased media outlets who are all indifferent to the hardship, throngs of sufferring, woes and the unfortunate conditions of the common man, have seared their conscience and sold the country and its citizenry down the river.

Nigeria is at a crossroads, at an opportunity watershed moment, where and when we can take our destiny into our own hands, but the youths that ought to know better, the youths that should see visions, arent seeing nada, but, for crumbs on the table and floor, they have camped tent with the elitists and corruptible elements shafting the whole nation. They are pitching tents with those who once they get in power again, will turn blind eyes to acts of stealing the country blind"
- Politics / Re: Ogboru The APC Governorship Candidate Buhari Called 'APC Presidential Candidate' by MuttleyLaff: 7:17am On Jan 18

As you lay your bed, lie in it. I didnt finish my sentence in the above red inverted commas with the "lie in it" last three words before, I have now. Enjoy the change. Mtcheew.

Check my Nairaland Profile portal. Free Sowore now!

No, dem no swear foram because every country has the leader and/or government it deserves

ThothHermes:
What does vomiting in the dream mean?

The meaning will depend on what the situation of vomiting in the dream is.
Depending on the situation, vomit or vomitting, can be a good thing or bad thing

InesQor:
@MuttleyLaff:
Lmao what I googled was Naija news oh, abeg. There's no point googling inesQor, as this is the only website where you'll find that name.

Olaadegbu has been bringing people to their knees since at least 2009 na. 10 years plus, going strong.

Life happened jare. I didn't feel like I was learning so much on here anymore, and time became even more scarce. Nice to read from you too once again!

Make I return to my shell before Olaadegbu brings me to my knees.

I miss your cerebral, your intelligence, your theology, your well versed cold hard facts and etcetera. Smh, those were the days

InesQor:
@MuttleyLaff:

Chaiiii na Edward Snowden be your name? See how you exposed our chats?

What "exposed our chats". Do you see exposed chats anywhere here because I dont. I won a lottery, just reading you feels like winning a lottery, like as if I've won one. Two years hiatus, two years self exile

InesQor:
I can remember this conversation, but only barely. It's been like 8 years, man.

P.S. I googled something and ended up on Nairaland, and was surprised to find a lot of mentions, with this one being the most recent.

Ah so that's one way how to smoke you out

PS: Narcissistic?, Who does that, who googles something (i.e. wink, wink, their moniker, themselves) Na joke we dey ooo. I lurve you bro. Nice to know you're good

InesQor:
Goodness gracious. This thread just about gave me a migraine.

Be glad its just only migraine and that you in addition werent "brought to your knees" like OLAADEGBU believes hes done me

InesQor:
Now I remember another reason I left Nairaland.

Place hasnt being and/or remained the same, since after all you guys, one after the other, vamoosed

PS: Ishilove, look which prodigal son turned up, show the brother some love, please

jesusjnr:
A hundred percent is the point where man (flesh) stops and God (Spirit) begins.{John3:8}

A hundred percent is the life of the Spirit. {John 3:8}

A hundred percent is being born-again. {John 3:3,7}

A hundred percent is entering the Kingdom of God. {John 3:3,5}

A hundred percent is salvation/eternity guaranteed.{Matt 19:29}

A hundred percent is when you could forsake God, and yet God would come back for you. {Matthew 26:56, 28:10; Mark 16:14}

A hundred percent is where God could take any blasphemy or go through anything for your sake, because you have done the same for Him. {1 Samuel 12:13-14; Jude1:9}

A hundred percent is when God gives you a hundred percent (No reservations) because you have given Him same. {Genesis 22:16-18; Matthew 19:29}

A hundred percent is the point where God forgets He is God and begins to swear by Himself on how He would bless a man. {Genesis 22:16-18}

A hundred percent is the point when a mere mortal becomes the friend of the immortal God. {Isaiah 41:8; John 15:15}

A hundred percent is the Will of God for every human being.

And a hundred percent was even before the coming of Jesus, for instance, that was the level where God wanted to take Abraham to when He asked him to sacrifice his son Isaac.

For though Abraham already walked with God, that was the moment Abraham gave God a hundred percent and hence became a friend of God.

And the only difference between a hundred percent before Christ, and a hundred percent after Christ, is a hundred percent of the capacity Spirit of God resting upon man.

To be continued.

I am one hundred percent sure that, if poxy, wannabe fake arsed, self-proclaimed prophet jesusjnr, who snookered himself with his false prophecy, doesnt repent from his errors, his evil agenda, deviousness, subterfuge etcetera, he will land himself a one way ticket to the lake of fire, last bus stop, hell.

Mariangeles:

I liked it because I like it when I see you smile

Oblongata:
When I saw femi falana leading the defense, I knew sowore would be out in no time...

Falana defended fela and abiola successfully many years ago...

That guy is something else

He got lucky and should be thanking God because others dont easily come back from having head put inside the alligator's mouth.

Fyi, Femi Falana is leading the defense of Ibraheem El Zakzaky, the leader of the Islamic Movement in Nigeria, but against court order to release him, El Zakzaky is still being held and kept in detention

jesusjnr:
Habakkuk 1:8

Their horses also are swifter than the leopards, and are more fierce than the evening wolves: and their horsemen shall spread themselves, and their horsemen shall come from far; they shall fly as the eagle that hasteth to eat.

[img]https://s3/images/EagleFish.jpg[/img]

For wherever the carcass is, there the eagles will be gathered together.
- Matthew 24:28

Around dead bodies the eagles gather, and the young eagles drink the blood.
- Job 39:30

"... they shall fly as the eagle that hasteth to eat..." indeed. What exactly jesusjnr are you hurrying to eat and devour, hmm? The mask is slipping, your freudian slip is revealing your subconscious intentions and feelings.

jesusjnr drop that fish, leave the fishes alone, repent from poisoning the fish. You know that I am 24/7 watching you, watching you like a hawk. I am on to you and all over you like a very bad widespread rash. Fyi poor tormented false prophet, wannabe by force, by kuku, self-proclaimed sorry arse prophet, jesusjnr, just as well as pigeons flock together, eagles too, do gather together, and gather together for sinister moves

blueAgent:
How are the pagan tales good? can you accept pagan tales without incorporating their rituals?

Thank you for asking me to clarify, well for the mere fact that some pagan tales make it into scripture to be useful for teaching the truth, these pagan tales make it into scripture so with them we're rebuked of our error(s), corrected of our faults and get training showing how to live right and/or instruction for right living. So why I submitted that, in those regards, pagans tales bit can be helpfully good.

blueAgent, is knowing about the Jeremiah 10:2-4 pagan tale you referenced, not helpfully good? Well there are more like that in the Bible that we learn from.

UceeGod:
Funny enough and ironically, the same people gathering to resolve the issue about climate change are part or somehow related to those who actively contribute to the worsening climate change through their companies.

Back this up, by naming some of them, on one hand, if not two, please. Start with the most guilty/culprits and/or worst offenders first, as in the name mentioned as number one is the leading guilty person.

butterfly777:
Good work op. But instead of just meditating on those scriptures and then sweeping thing charms away or just continue to leave their lives in faith, I believe it is necessary to always do as you said in case one, that is, command the demon. That is how to 'trample' on them. Impose yourself/will on them.

If there is a threat or suspicion of juju, one may command as you said, or confess that no weapon formed against me shall prosper.

If anyone notices undesired development at anytime, whether you think it's juju at work or not, it's okay to command the devil/demons concerning it.

My thoughts.

Keep it up op. Works like this are appreciated here. I also see this as a front-page material.

nencounter10, is doing a fantastic work with the way he has been going on with this. It looks like he has learned from the omissions done and/or mistakes committed by others. So far he has guarded himself against repeating any of their mistakes (e.g. the complacency, the vainglory, the self-adulation, the self-gratification etcetera)

The only blip, I've noticed in the work nencounter10 has been doing here, is where he made an error of judgement of not showing or not outrightly quoting the scripture(s) he is referencing. For example, on page 2, it would have been nice, if as he's already being doing before, he had outrightly quoted out those two Isaiah 54:17 and Numbers 24:24 verses, that he referenced, for all to see right there on the page, without having the readership scramble and be looking for a Bible to see what the referenced or mentioned Isaiah 54:17 and Numbers 24:24 are saying. This is no criticism, but just a honest observation, to just be consistent

I agree with butterfly777, that not just meditating only on those scriptures and then sweeping thing like charms away alone is good enough but believe in the heart and confession with the mouth is very much required to be done. One should not and cannot afford to be mute or non verbal when confronted with any hostile or deliberately frightening and threatening situations. One is expected to authoritatively say the word(s), speak the word boldly, firmly, loudly and distinctly, then calmy and quietly find a place to sit down, to begin watch demons flee

budaatum:
I think you mistake 'syncretism', for "origin". Rome had always been a sacred city, with it's emperors even becoming gods. Christianity opposed the idea of multiple gods and replaced it with one. All the god ideas were then resolved into one single book eventually but understood through preexisting pagan lenses.

Its like Nigeria seeing Christianity through pagan ideas and expecting God to rain manna on them instead of getting off their asses and working for it.

"The LORD had said to Abram,
“Leave your native country, your relatives, and your father’s family (i.e. leave your father's house), and go to the land that I will show you"
- Genesis 12:1

"²Then Joshua told everyone to listen to this message from the Lord, the God of Israel:
Long ago your ancestors lived on the other side of the Euphrates River, and they worshiped other gods.
This continued until the time of your ancestor Terah and his two sons, Abraham and Nahor.
³But I brought Abraham across the Euphrates River and led him through the land of Canaan."
- Joshua 24:2-3

budaatum, as can be seen from Genesis 12:1 and Joshua 24:2-3 above, Abram until when he was called out, was born in a house where many other gods were worshipped. The point is, it's Judaism, rather, of which Christianity, is an offshoot/side shoot that first opposed the idea of multiple gods and replaced it with one and had all the god ideas then, resolved into one single book eventually and understood through preexisting pagan lenses.

blueAgent:
We are both saying the same thing.

Presently Christaintity is about the gospel of Christ mixed with pagans tales and rituals.
Which is not good.

budaatum:
Why is it not good?

The pagans tales bit can be helpfully good, but the pagans rituals wouldnt be helpfully good because practically, they are unauthorized "burning incense", they are "strange fire" offering before God, which God has not commanded or asked for. There is or are no peremptory order(s) from God, for observing, carrying out or doing any of those and/or these pagan rituals

budaatum:
Except, this is true. Nairaland will become a "world wide tourist destination" muttley. Intelligent minds like you all can not but grow and evolve and when we do you tell how you smoked jnr's spliffs. My own advise is give it up.

Apply all you know of my attitude to the word, "believe" .

"believe" indeed. Our Ọga at the top, Sëun must have believed, no wonder there is now a revamped Nairaland, done in anticipation of the jesusjnr prophecy getting fulfilled and Nairaland becomes a miracle tourist centre indeed, a world wide tourist destination.

PS: I am just lurving this vavavoom, new, clean, sleek, thin, decluttered, healthy, new look and sexy Nairaland. Lesser truly is good.

budaatum:
Thank you my dear. If jnr agrees to his version, I agree, subject to definitions requested of my Lord.

Though I must state that I have no desire whatsoever for jnr to delete his monicker.

Below will be the miracle he mentions.
This, miracle, baring a lot of the needless waffle and the 'them and us', will indeed happen jnr, in as much as it includes you, and the definition of "Nairaland atheist" is as broadly defined here by Tatime. I, for one, cannot be writing this and not expect to see heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending on’ us all, though, I do not expect, for any reason whatsoever, that everyone would abandon their believes and disbelieve and all of a sudden just be the same.

There will indeed be a miracle on Nairaland. We will all become as a child and our eyes will open and we will see aknew. It is happening all over Nairaland, in fact as we will outgrow our petty differences and understand we live here and will continue living here and squabbling over petty differences as we delightful do is satan worship and not for the Kingdom of Human Beings. We will indeed all begin to understand one another instead of trying to impose our own beliefs and understandings on others. And then, greater things than what we do now would we do.

And it will begin with you, jnr, and everyone one of us as you corrected me here. Eyes will indeed open when a spell works. For while it is in the hands of the Lord who lives or dies, we still have freewill to open our eyes and see that the Kingdom of God is amongst and inside of all of us and the evidence of your being born again will be your fruits which we all here, neighbours and so called enemies, see and say to you, "where do you stay?" For our new fruits will be juicy and sweet and not death.

Least this be misconstrued, the deal is still on!

Thank you for posting the jesusjnr quotation with its link to the original post and thred it emanated from. The first respondent, MJBOLT, to that original post that jesusjnr wrote, was absolutely correct in calling it "DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR" and laughing in derision because of it

budaatum, I know you dont mind spliffs. I dont too, in fact, I have, experimentally and out of curiosity tried it but only one time, once and not after, but if you should begin to hear that I've started smoking spliff, then just know that I've somehow managed to find out who jesusjnr's dealer is. jesusjnr, no doubt, was high on some real designer and authentic mofo shït when he dreamed up opening that thread and posting that write up. The poxy, wannabe fake arsed, self-proclaimed prophet jesusjnr snookered himself with his false prophecy. Lol, nairaland will become a miracle tourist centre indeed, a world wide tourist destination. Shut the front door. Lol smh.

I dont hide that if jesusjnr doesnt repent, I have the desire for jesusjnr to delete his moniker. If unrependant, I'll be glad to see the end of the moniker.

budaatum:
I said this new nl was no good!
Click on word with the # lazy muttley

budaatum less is good. All those subtractions has made Nairaland healthy lean, fit, sleek, simple and sexy. The weight loss has removed all those excess baggage and made it streamlined, conforming with industry standards and keeping up with other professional good looking websites. Don't you see how vavavoom aesthetic Nairaland now is, hmm?

Anyway, budaatum, what I am saying is instead of screenshot grabbing what jesusjnr wrote, why couldn't you quote it, so we can click on it ourselves, to keep up, see and remember the build up to that quote you are holding jesusjnr to. I am not impressed with the pasted screenshots, give me the source, give me the link that will take me to the original and exact quote. The changes done on Nairaland lately, didn't affect and had no bearing on the quote+link feature now.

See, the above is me quoting you and it links back to your original post, the one I quoted from. This is what I am asking you do with jesusjnr

PS: I sure would love to see jesusjnr held by the wrist and trouser hip with a vice-like grip so he wouldn't be able to do any slithering escapes

budaatum:
What is wrong with you sometimes? Was #deactivatemonicker dependent on some other miracle?

What is now the matter with you budaatum. So instead of you posting the quotation with its hyperlink to the actual place the quote was originally done, we now have to be searching and trawling Nairaland for it. If it was me that did this, you'll be huffing and puffing all over the thread about it and getting your knickers all in a twist.

Somebody like the wannabe prophet, jesusjnr, needs to caught not only by holding by the wrist, but also by clutching hold of him by the trouser's belt area region, so he wouldn't be able to wriggle and sneakily escape.

If he doesn't repent, I can't wait to see him fall, lean and then heavily rest on his sword

jesusjnr:
Hosea 8:1

1 Set the trumpet to thy mouth. He shall come as an eagle against the house of the LORD, because they have transgressed my covenant, and trespassed against my law.

As I am seeing you reading this comment jesusjnr, if you dont repent, you will be among the first casualties, you this poor tormented false prophet, wannabe by force, by kuku, self-proclaimed sorry arse prophet

TruthinAction:
I knew why I recommended you should give your life to Jesus Christ first

You don't know diddly-squat about recommending anything. TruthinAction you're all mouth and no trousers.

TruthinAction:
Are you born again? Please let me know.

Yes and if you didnt know, now from the horse' mouth, you know.

TruthinAction:
Have you received the baptism with the Holy Spirit with the evidence of speaking in tongues

"²¹God's word says,
"Through people who speak foreign languages and through the mouths of foreigners I will speak to these people,
but even then they will not listen to me, says the Lord."
²²So the gift of speaking in other languages is a sign for unbelievers, not for believers.
The gift of speaking what God had revealed (i.e. prophecy) is a sign for believers, not for unbelievers"
- 1 Corinthians 14:21-22

I received the baptism with the Holy Spirit with the evidence of the manifestation of the Holy Spirit. Do every believer speak in tongues? Do all speak in tongues, TruthinAction?

TruthinAction, the first occurrence and example of the gift of speaking in tongues, is that of Peter and other Apostles, in the upper room on the day of Pentecost, speaking languages that the listening pilgrim Jews heard and left them saying "... we all hear these people speaking in our own languages about the wonderful things God has done!". The second occurrence and example of the gift of speaking in tongues, was with Peter again, when Gentiles (i.e. non-Jewish people), in the presence and attendance of Jews, were heard speaking in other languages and praising God. The third occurrence and example of the gift of speaking in tongues in the Bible, was at Ephesus. It was with twelve men, who were twelve ex-disciples of John the Baptist who only knew about John the Baptist and so had only the baptism of John. They admitted to have not even heard that there is anything called Holy Spirit. Anyway so Paul began explaining to them, that John the Baptist administered a baptism of repentance, bidding the people believe on One who was to come after him; namely, on Jesus , then when Paul laid his hands on them, the Holy Spirit came on them, and they began to speak in foreign languages and to prophesy. The common denominator in all three occurrences and examples of the gift of speaking in tongues is that the speaking in tongues served as a sign, not for believers, but for unbelievers. All the doubts, that the visiting pilgrim Jews in Act 2:5 might have had, all harboured doubts that the Jews present at the Gentile, non-Jewish, Cornelius' house in Acts 10:44-46 and any doubts that the twelve ex-disciples of John the Baptist in Acts 19:6, had about the Gospel, evaporated upon after the moment of speaking in foreign languages

TruthinAction, what is the whole point made in the above paragraph? Well, it's that, the gift of speaking in tongues, is the ability to remove unbelieve, to change unbelieve to believe, by preaching and/or ministering to a listening people or a group of people in a language they know and understand, without yourself personally knowing, necessarily knowing or understand the let out human being foreign language. TruthinAction, 1 Corinthians 14:21-22 above, is informative and very useful scripture.

TruthinAction, I understand you exercise the gift of speaking in tongues, so I ask and please let me know. What particular foreign language do you speak when you exercise the gift of speaking in tongues?

TruthinAction:
Are you currently committed to the course of the gospel?

Religiously committed to the course of the gospel. It is a lifestyle and choice.

If not committed, I wouldnt be typing at this hour when I should've been under my duvet peacefully sleeping. If not that you find long post challenging to read, I could tell you more of the Gospel, could have told you more good news about the gift of speaking in tongues

blueAgent:
No he is not against World unity, if he had allowed men to unite it could have lead to Sin and wickedness been pervasive which could have lead to the second destruction of the world just like in the time of Noah.

The purpose of God scattering them was to minimize the effect of Sin.

kkins25:
then he is very dumb. I hope he is satisfied with the world he has now.

Smh

kkins25:
don't forget, im your alter ego...hahaha

How this man walks with these his dangling criminally insane huge two big chutzpah between his legs I dont know

budaatum:
He also said we will do greater things than he did, which sheep obviously cannot do.

I guess its a matter of whom one is in the Kingdom of God. For not all are sheep to be shepherded humbly to the slaughter.

MuttleyLaff:
Wrong, budaatum wrong again because there are many lists of greater things than He did, done all around and about us

kkins25:
pray tell, please enlighten us on these unspeakable deeds you speak of. I hunger for thy wisdom oh muttley. What greater work can a man yet do that would be greater than turning water to wine.
Maybe you are ryt, after all we soak soak corn inside water and viola, water transforms to "wine"

I glady will share with you some of what I know.

To begin, turning water to wine, started out as an unwilling and hesitant miracle. Now, did you read in the Bible about any organ transplants, huh? Did you read in the Bible about any actual mountain earth moving done and/or read about anything like Rotherhithe Tunnel, the world's first man-made underground tunnel under a river, huh? Did you read in the Bible about any separation of Siamese twins, huh? Did you read in the Bible about aircrafts moving people about and/or all over the place, huh? Did you read in the Bible about any person(s), like you and I, at great distance apart, conversing with each other on computers, smartphone and/or laptops, huh? Need I go on? Need I say more, huh? I can but am sensing you're that clever enough to get the drift, hmm?

TruthinAction:
Please just give your life to Christ first. This is what you need. Then you can discern spiritual truth.

I doubt you objectively read any of my posts, talkess the last one.

Smh. One day, with the help of the Holy Spirit, you will do it on your own, and almost with tears streaming down your face, will facepalm say, now I get it.