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He is now talking of the over bloated cost of the Lagos Mass Transit Rail and Badagry Expressway. He mentioned the same company took charge of a similar rail project in Ethopia |
Ajibel:No he is just standing and representing transparency and stemming taking short cuts |
naptu2:He said even some within PDP too offered support and help. He is now talking of the many Tinubu failed dreams, and the greed plus sheer personal interests will be revealed in due course. He has been civil with Agbaje, saying probably Agbaje is a "good" pharmacist. He says he has been a twice gubernatorial running Amen Estate providing world class service to the residents. He said he is being polite in assessing Tinubu et al. He said we are under economic bondage. |
naptu2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpRbqloxXI8 Sharp guy in this do and die politics climate, once Funsho Williams bitten, twice Funsho Williams shy |
naptu2: googlepikins:Jimi Disu understandably might have been and/or still is an APC sympathiser but like every well meaning and good intention person, he can see that the Action Democratic Party (ADP), Babatunde Olalere Gbadamosi, candidate, is a better and promising option for Lagosians than Agbaje or Sanwo-Olu. There is a colloquial often mentioned in Yoruba that says "ti a ba nsunkun, a ma riran", loosely translated means "even when pesin wey dey cry, hin dey sabi see road well well" Jimi though cries and/or cried APC before, sees true hope in ADP now. naptu2 do you remember when Gbadamosi was picked up and incarcerated by the security services for blowing the whistle on the CBN foreign exchange or Forex fraud scandal? Have you listened to how Gbadamosi reelealed a shocking exposé on the farce and the overbloated cost of the Lagos Rail Mass Transit project? cc luvmijeje, OboOlora, VBCampaign, Ranchhoddas, |
kkins25:Cant you see that was just ordinary poking with fingers a sex starved cougar? |
luvmijeje:Oby that went sucking up to IBB at Minna Anyway, your vote whether its a winning vote or not is not a waste, it unlike can be said for others, shows, at least, you are following your convictions. I think the Action Democratic Party (ADP), Babatunde Olalere Gbadamosi, candidate, is a better and promising option than Agbaje. Do you remember when he was picked up and incarcerated by the security services? |
luvmijeje:1/ Would you give either PDP or APC your vote, come February 16th 2019? 2/ Hypothetically speaking, out of Gbademosi, Agbaje and Sanwo-Olu who would mostly have your vote? |
luvmijeje:What exactly has the Politician Deceiving People (PDP) and Abject Poverty Continues (ACP) parties to offer Nigerians? What exactly has the devil and the deep blue sea have to offer Nigerians? |
zeezco11:I am actually serious about the question. There wasn't anything funny in the question you were asked |
luvmijeje:1/ What prevents Nigeria been wiser coming February 16th 2019? 2/ Have Nigerians no other alternative(s) and/or option(s) than Politician Deceiving People and Abject Poverty Continues parties? 3/ I will take it with more than a pinch of salt that come 2023, it wouldn't be a deja vu between the devil and the deep blue sea all business as usual, over again |
Ajibel: luvmijeje:Do you really believe and/or have faith that Nigerians will be wiser come 2023? I think any thought that they will, needs to be taken with more than a pinch of salt. The elitists and the corruptible media outlets, who ought to know better, have not only failed us, failed to sensitise the vote carrying electorates but have also sold the country down the river, and we are now left to clamour and back between the devil and the deep blue sea |
zeezco11:You say "true talk" to what luvmijeje typed but do and would you still say true talk to "No to obligatory and/or imposed ecclesiastical monetised tithe giving"? |
joseph1013:"Therefore, as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and longsuffering." - Colossians 3:12 God is the only and single God among other gods, who is self-existent, compassionate and true. The one religion, that God approves of and takes to be true, pure and which you cant find a fault with, is compassion and/or empathy to others. It is a travesty that compassion, now seen and known as a noun, used to be a verb. There is a nobility in compassion, a beauty in empathy, and a grace in forgiveness, says Irish writer, John Connolly cc kkins25, Ranchhoddas, 9inches, PastorAIO, frosbel2 |
kkins25:I have seen how and where the misunderstanding with center of gravity came about because of pesky bot used it to replace the word G-sp0t. Well you might need to re-read my original post to catch up where edits have been to reflect G-sp0t(s). Accolades to you for spotting the pesky bot causing misunderstandings with actual centre of gravity of the human body. You still have plenty flaws though, am going like "Argh! For crying out loud, what's wrong with this dude mehn..." As I was earlier saying, there are still too many holes more than a Swiss cheese in your post submission, but since you dont want long talk, I'll respond to one or two major anomalies and ill-informed 1/ The fact and truth is unlike what you typed, the G-sp0t is not the clitoris, do you accept and agree? 2/ The clitoris is the equivalent of the pennis, and unlike what you typed, it or the G-sp0t, are not the equivalent of the base of a males peniis, do you agree and accept this? 3/ You cant deny that you have the impression that when giving a woman head, you're with your tongue stimulating her G-sp0t, aint that so? 4/ Contrary to what you believe, the peniis is properly designed to caress the G-sp0t, as I've all along earlier said, it is work, it is a marathon exercise, you just have to keep on thrusting to lead to the promised land. Now you didnt know that the male center of gravity can be stimulated from outside, just as the female G-sp0t, as well too can be stimulated from outside as in no penetrative sex going on, or did you know? 5/ I am pleased we have you, a Don Juan in the house, well are you aware that aside doggly style, the missionary position too is another way to get the female G-sp0t stimulated whilst being penetrated? 6/ Are you aware of the techniques, the angles, the props involved for both the doggy and missionary styles, even watering can/libido styles sef too that after a prolonged thrusting will lead the partner to the promised land? 7/ Now, if you conceded that the peniis, started as a clitoris, then you'll understand why female and male G-sp0ts are homogeneous and located in the same part of the human body, then why are you contesting that the female and male G-sp0ts are not homologous? Dont you know that the female center of gravity is the female prostate? There really isnt that much of a fundamental functional difference, is the point 8/ I am feeling despondent, having to talk and explain things about the sources of the male and female secretions to a Cassanova like yourself. Now wonder, you've never in your life and wildest dreams, giftedly brought any woman to squirt before, you havent left a woman writhing and peaking from a marathon work of successful ultimate G-sp0t stimulation before. How can you, when you dont even know nor believe in its existence, huh? My man, says, its subjective, what a hilarious remark coming from a Don Juan 9/ Working at the prostate for long enough is required for both female and male to sexually benefit from the stimulation, some turn back before the destination, that is why sweet success is elusive. 10/ You dont seem to understand the concept of "know" during love making. Do you know that "know" has to do with discovering, exploring, finding out things, looking for sensual parts, detecting what makes the other tick, sexually quirm and/or purr like a cat, find out the likes and dislikes etcetera? You keep saying hearsay, and that is because you personally havent experienced giving and seeing another receiving from you stimulating their G-sp0t from the outside. Well, some of us have salary to earn, I am already late stepping out, havent even brushed my teeth, have a bath, talkess getting dress and have breakfast yet, so I'll pause at this juncture until as soon as possible chance to return back and maybe continue from where I've paused |
Gracespecial101:Something in that line but not for something like that only. |
orisa37:"I am distressed for thee, my brother Jonathan: very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women." - 2 Samuel 1:26 Men control the world, but women control the men |
Gracespecial101:Now you know why men ought to pray without ceasing |
Gracespecial101:Of course, that's what they all say. Of course, you wont see what they have to prove. When before your next lie? |
Gracespecial101:You're behaving like you've never in your life prayed even in the act of a sin. Why are you prevaricating those other five questions, you answered the sixth now. |
Gracespecial101:You would say "...ain't claiming holier than thou but just trying to get things right." now, wont you? So then how do you mean "He was right with the scriptures but used them at the wrong time and for the wrong explanation...So would advice don't join for the wrong reason"? |
Gracespecial101:The bible states man ought to pray without ceasing. Well, have you considered that maybe in addition to the prayer for forgiveness, she prayed for strength to not give in next time round and maybe prayed that her sexual partner properly legitimise their relationship, hmmm? Now, as you are playing "hollier than thou" with her, please reply to the remaning five questions left or just let this matter rest |
kkins25:Pull a chair and by the time we close, you can put the talk down to not only receiving succinct bible education but also getting proper physiological undertanding of the human body and correct sex education as well kkins25:"The female center of gravity (clitoris, which is the equivalent of the base of a males joystick) is even in the wrong position. God has forced men to use their tongue to obey His commandment;" - by kkins25(m): 12:03pm On Jan 18 kkins25, here is what are, in light of your above inverted commas quote, make sure you respond to all questions below without absconding: 1/ Do you not see how you have brazenly made and expect those in the know, to roll over, turn a blind eye and not challenge your elaborated contrived tissues of make believe farce? 2/ Do you not know that female centre of gravity is different to the female G-sp0t, where the female G-sp0t happens to be the centre of female sexual pleasure? 3/ Do you not know that clitoris is the equivalent of the male peniis, and is not the equivalent of the base of the male peniis? 4/ Do you not know that because both the female and male G-spots are two thirds way into their respective bodies, and that in order to massage the G-spots, by stimulating it with the tongue, one will need to be in possession of an unusually and extremely long human tongue? 5/ Do you now, understanding, the location of the G-sp0t, serves as a typical example of working at it, that to get it stimulated, is a marathon exercise, at which you keep on working at it, keep bumping and grinding until when that pleasurable ultimate excitement orgasmic and explosive plateau is reached? 5/ Do you at all really know the difference between the male and female centre of gravities at all? 6/ Do you at all really know the difference between the male and female G-spots at all? 7/ Did you know that all peniises actually start off as clitorises? 8/ Do you at all know that both the male and female G-spots are located towards the belly? 9/ Do you know at all that the orgasm of your partner can be reacher quicker than doing penetrative sex? 10/ Are you at all aware that women experience an intense, deep orgasm different to ones achieved through penetrative sex or clitoris stimulation? kkins25:The G-sp0t for me! The G-sp0t for me all the way, any time any day and that is talking from seeing and knowing that stimulating the G-sp0t produces more ecstastic orgasm more than when the clitoris is being touched and this is from first hand experience(s) and not hearsays or studies you have read. kkins25:Exactly, that is why it is work, it is a marathon. Some women don't fill shiit when the peniis's stubborn head thrusts on it, because the thrusting requires to be kept at it long enough for orgasm to be uncovered. kkins25:You are advancing a false notion that all male same sex relationships involves penile penetrative sex. Besides, both female and male G-sp0t stimulations can be done without penetration kkins25:What you are oblivious of is that both the female and male G-spots are homogeneous and located in the same part of the human body, only that, one can be accessed internally from the front and the other one, from the rear. kkins25:You have merely just put on public display, for all to see and read, how less knowledgeable you are on and about the male and female G-spots. Clap! Clap!! Clap!!! kkins25:MuttleyLaff is not Metatron, let's be clear on that. It is a conscious decision that made God put the homologous female and male G-spots, located towards the belly and both under the bladder, 2.5-3 inches into female body via the front and 2 inches into the male body via the back. Now the beauty is that, aside from the inside, both can be stimulated from the outside. Isnt that thoughtful and nice of God, huh? kkins25:Adam knew Eve, he didnt just go into Eve kkins25. There is a huge difference in both. Are you married at all? If not then, are you with a steady partner sexually active? Two minutes thrusting isnt enough time to get a woman satisfyingly aroused and orgasmised. From all you've posted so far on this thread, I can tell you're not only a fast-paced sex wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am male anyway but you are also not knowledgeable as you seem to want to make yourself believe you are. I can tell you have never in your life, giftedly brought any woman to squirt before. I can tell you havent left a woman writhing and peaking from a marathon work of successful ultimate center of gravity stimulation before. kkins25:I have no beef wiith anyone, if giving head is their thing, all I am saying is, if they have a weak or failing immune system, then God help them and their bloodstream, if with cuts or damage tissue in the mouth, they bend down doing tongue kkins25:As you can see, you know nada really. Hahaha ha. And I havent even scratched the surface of this whole matter sef |
PastorAIO:If you are a masochist, there is nothing wrong in that. You enjoy enduring self inflicted pain, you enjoy having pain administered to you, that's who you are. You are straying into the realm of sadomasochism, if you are now there, talking of whether it is OK to inflict pain on others. The universal teaching, which actually is called the Golden Rule, is "do to others as you'd have them do you" meaning do not what is evil, do not what is wicked. It is about doing good, it is about empathy and/or compassion. The giving or showing of empathy and/or compassion, that has no barrier, no predijuce, no discrimination, no hatery, no etcetera, it isnt about sexual and/or self gratification. PastorAIO:Every well meaning parent disciplines their kids, spare the rod and spoil the kid comes to mind. If you love your kids, you will correct them, if you don't love them, you won't correct them. Physical discipline is always to be done in love, and never as a means to vent parents' or guardians' frustration because there is a point when disciplining turns into brutality. It is necessary and important to highlight the changing of discipline from one state or condition to another, and also not by any measure, condoning the brutality of getting flogged to within an inch of your life, because you towed the path of thievery. Now, there's no doubt the punishment meted out, was excessive and savagely cruel, but decades later, looking back and reflecting on it, one could be forgiven to think "thank God for that flogging, otherwise who knows whether I would have upgraded to becoming and being a ..." and so everything somewhat worked out well seemingly for your good, as, you havent turned out to being a burglar, armed robber and/or generally prowling to steal other people's property by now. It served as a deterrent PastorAIO:Tough love is always somewhat controversial, as it is something when someone treats another person in a serious and severe manner, as the behavior is done especially, in the context of asserting authority and instilling discipline with the intent to help the other person in the long run. I wouldnt mind another give or show me tough love, if by it, I'll be saved from my "struggle(s)" Tough love, has limits, and as such, shouldnt be permitted to degenerate into abuse, violence etcetera. PastorAIO:Life is too short for long-term grudges. Forgiving sets you free and this is because when you forgive, you send a prisoner free and find out that the prisoner was you |
Gracespecial101:The issue and questions raised by the original poster and his questions didnt have anything to with your line of enquiries, but if this is the game you want to play, then two can play this game. So Gracespecial101 please reply to these: 1/ Do you lie like a cheap throw or Persia rug? 2/ Do you tell lies? 3/ Have you ever lied? 4/ When was the last time you lied?. 5/ How much time more do you think will last before you tell the next lie? 6/ Do you know what she was praying about or know what her prayer is about? |
frosbel2: Gracespecial101:Do you remember what the three questions were? Well the scriptures I gave that you deemed were right, were given in line with the parameters of those three questions asked, and also you dont know what her prayer is about or what she was praying about, so using those scriptures is still germane |
alBHAGDADI: Ishilove: alBHAGDADI:alBHAGDADI please reply to these: 1/ Do you lie like a cheap throw or Persia rug? 2/ Do you tell lies? 3/ Have you ever lied? 4/ When was the last time you lied?. 5/ How much time more do you think will last before you tell the next lie? 6/ Do you know aside forgiveness, what else her prayer is about? |
exlinkleads: Oweku:Mark Omorowa Segun EDDO to be precise |
Ishilove:Ishilove please reply to these: 1/ Do you lie like a cheap throw or Persia rug? 2/ Do you tell lies? 3/ Have you ever lied? 4/ When was the last time you lied?. 5/ How much time more do you think will last before you tell the next lie? 6/ Finally now that you've make reference to Romans 6:1, do you know what her prayer is about? |
CanineOfJackal:Does her praying after the rumble in the sheets and you knowing the rumble might still happen before you guys hit the road trouble you and/or make you uneasy? frosbel2:There isnt anything to forgive frosbel2, because with me, you arent trolling, as whenever you couldn't help yourself, its your way of shouting with trying to correctly understand your past and current grasp of the gospel. frosbel2:You dont skin a fish before catching it. Do you know what her prayer is about? frosbel2:Christianity is so funny, I concur but I find and know the "Teachings Of Jesus That Jesus Disobeyed by frosbel2: 6:24pm On Jan 15" thread, its author and the original post to be funnier |
CanineOfJackal:"Then Jesus told them a parable to show them they should always pray and not lose heart" - Luke 18:1 "Pray without ceasing (i.e. never stop praying)" - 1 Thessalonians 5:17 |
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