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Foreign Affairs / Re: Smoke Looks Like Beasts Over Residences In Isreal by nairamaniac: 10:01pm On Oct 08, 2023
Wonderful
Sports / Re: Guardiola On Arteta: "Arsenal Have A Manager For Many Years, He Loves The Club!" by nairamaniac: 9:58pm On Oct 08, 2023
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??




Close 75% eye and see the magic


cool
Who is this in the picture?
Politics / Re: 11 Newly Licensed Independent Electricity Distribution Network Operators by nairamaniac: 9:46pm On Oct 08, 2023
Beremx:
Very good development. Now the real competition has started. I hope this will improve electricity supply

There's hardly competition in disco level.

Customers usually patronize the discos that run thru their areas.

The only good thing here is that they would help distribute the excess power being generated and unutilized most times.
Which is even subpar.
Nairaland / General / Re: Things That Sound Like Compliments But Are Actually Insults. by nairamaniac: 10:15pm On Oct 07, 2023
talented321:
1.when are you going to marry na..
2.when are you going to have kids na..
3.you still never enter university, na wa..
4.life no balance o' john this is you still like this..
5.try and buy new clothes na..
6.what're you doing in poly na' instead of uni..
7.bro poly is waste of time..
8.your mama dey dress this days o'
9.i don't like it when u bring ur babe to my house' but he was always bleeping his babe in your house..
10.this cloth don tay o..
11.you don need to buy new shoes o..
12.you're looking good this days o..
all these are direct insults and yabs.
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Was Brought In Dead, Didn't Die In Our Facility - Perez Medcare Hospital by nairamaniac: 10:08am On Oct 06, 2023
abatically:


I understand what u mean, I've had experiences myself. But this is a very sensitive matter, we shouldn't believe everything we read. I'm not saying perez medicare are telling the truth or trying to cover up, but in this case I think a written statement is more believable than a random voice note with no evidence. Nobody has seen the pictures he said he took with mohbad. In the voice note, he did not even mention the name of the hospital (probably because he doesn't know the hospital they took him to). People like to chase clout with trending matters.

The eyewitness story is suspecious for sure. Seems fake.
Politics / Re: The Best Minister Currently Is The Minister Of Interior - Rufai Oseni by nairamaniac: 10:04am On Oct 06, 2023
Solape1:
He is quite outstanding, it is not difficult to recognize a good and intentional soul. In the space of 1 month, baba has been doing great. Nigerians will not forget this.
Can you compare this man's achievements to the other one who has destroyed more than 10 mansions within 10days of resuming office?


The destroy mansions seems to be more tasking grin
Politics / Re: Reno's Tweet On Tinubu That He Wouldn't Want Internet To Remind Him Right Now by nairamaniac: 7:40pm On Oct 05, 2023
ngeneukwuewuGOAT:
Reno is a useless, shameless, directionless blogger who president Jonathan picked from diaspora gutter and made presidential adviser. Useless fool

He was never a presidential adviser.

He only handled Jonathan's social network pages.
Politics / Re: CSU: Certificate Tinubu Submitted To INEC Not Our Document - DailyPost by nairamaniac: 4:15pm On Oct 05, 2023
ihatebuhari:
lol yes


Yeah. I tot Soo.

Also, u are definitely not a female.

Or else you wdnt be following all the fine fine chicks on nairaland.
Politics / Re: CSU: Certificate Tinubu Submitted To INEC Not Our Document - DailyPost by nairamaniac: 7:46am On Oct 05, 2023
ihatebuhari:
Lol na wa for wire road

U are definitely from benin or stayed there grin grin grin
IV had several friends from dat side say this same thing grin
Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Cautions Reno Omokri Over Attacks On Peter Obi by nairamaniac: 10:07am On Oct 04, 2023
wis3:
What's the difference between Obi zombies and PDP? LP is the same thing as PDPlite

Reno is a bloody coward. Why didn't he attack the spearhearder of the adventure. Instead he attacked followers of a bystander.
Autos / Re: Cheaper Cars For Nigerians As Dollar Crashes To N1000 To Naira by nairamaniac: 10:03am On Oct 04, 2023
Greenfaces:
that's true. Now I love benz. The balance is second to nothing.

The parts of Benz are stronger than Toyotas.

Just that the electronic sides are more complicated.

Also the parts of old Benz are currently 2 times cleaper than Toyotas of same years.

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Autos / Re: Cheaper Cars For Nigerians As Dollar Crashes To N1000 To Naira by nairamaniac: 6:36am On Oct 04, 2023
Beverlyjean:
Lies... 2m cant get u any Mercedes from 2005 upwards ( Nigerian used ) ...

Wonderful. So you don't know that 2M can get you several types of Mercedes Nigeria used from 2005?

The w203, the one called GROUNDNUT EYE.

The Eclass of 2001 to 2007models. Very very clean one Nigeria used.


The early M Class and ML Class. Confirmed.
Autos / Re: Cheaper Cars For Nigerians As Dollar Crashes To N1000 To Naira by nairamaniac: 6:32am On Oct 04, 2023
Greenfaces:

But is it better to buy a Nigerian used corolla for instance than a tokunbor 1999 car? Because I've bought one very clean new looking Sharon that almost took my life. The day I sold that car I almost celebrated the relief.
I don't think a Sharon would be as reliable as a Corolla. I don't think the Sharon would have original spare parts in the market as the Corolla would have.


Yeah, a nigerian-used Corolla of 2004 to 2007 can be as reliable as a tokunbor 1999car, depending on how clean it is. Especially the Engine&Transmission.

Besides it's reliability, the beauty and class matters to me.
Autos / Re: Cheaper Cars For Nigerians As Dollar Crashes To N1000 To Naira by nairamaniac: 6:57pm On Oct 03, 2023
Greenfaces:
I tire ooooooh

Even for kano wey dem dey bring cars cheap from katsina. He said c300 is 2m! I say ha! I bought 1999 c180 this year for 2.5m. Where did he see c300 for 2m? Except na Nigerian used. And who will carry 2m to buy a Nigerian used car if its not from his family member or close friend that he is sure the car is not a potato already. You buy car 2m that needs 4m repair. Why not buy older model tokunbor and have peace of mind

Yeahh. You cant get the C300 anywhere for 2M.
Op is actually reffering to Nigeria used. Notwithstanding, they can't can't Nigeria used c300 for the price.

However there are some nice second hand cars you can get for around 2M
Like Corolla (Bolt spec, 2004 model).
Camry big for nothing,
Benz w203


These Nigeria used cars at those prices are quite reliable.
Autos / Re: Cheaper Cars For Nigerians As Dollar Crashes To N1000 To Naira by nairamaniac: 6:49pm On Oct 03, 2023
Beverlyjean:
Lies... 2m cant get u any Mercedes from 2005 upwards ( Nigerian used ) ...

I wonder.

You are very right.

The most c-class Nigeria used 2m would get you is the W203. Not the W204 C300 from 2007 to 2014.
The C300 Nigeria used is minimum of 3M in car shop.
Except for street-price you would see for 2.7M.
Nairaland / General / Re: Something You Dislike As You Grow Older by nairamaniac: 1:49pm On Oct 03, 2023
Samantha124:
American R&B, hip hop and rap.

Back in my teens I used to love these genres so much, they were the only genres of music that I listened to.

But now I'm no longer interested in them.

Samantha, u swear we are in the same boat.
But I guess it's becos the RAP-STYLES changed. Now it's not Rap. It's TRAP.

The style has been since adultrated.
I'm not surprised tho.


I saw it coming since the 90's.
Immediately hip-hop artist started gunning for Grammies. I knew it would die.

Back them when Rappers were keeping it real, only American Music Awards and Soul Train Got things right.


The same shit may happen to Afrobeats very soon.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Nazario Picked Greatest Ever XI, Ft Messi, Maradona, Pele & Ronaldinho by nairamaniac: 12:07pm On Oct 03, 2023
Blackestjunior:
Am a die hard Messi fan and a Barca fan...but Ronaldo should have been in the list, the five time ballon d or winner is arguably better than Ronaldinho

Da Lima needed forwards who could also create and drop down to center as well as they can score goals.

C.Ronaldo can't do any of the 1st two things I mentioned as much as Ronaldinho or Messi.

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: I’m Not Responsible For DJ Splash’s Mental Illness by nairamaniac: 7:58am On Sep 30, 2023
Ragnall:
In saner climes this guy would be locked up asap but he’s friends with apc so nothing will happen

In saner climes, the internet and entire country would not have exhibited the level of commotion we exhibited until he had had been proven guilty for the death of mohbad.


However those saner climes would have been angry over mohbad being maltreated under his watch/label.
Travel / Re: Do All English Speaking Africa Countries Understand Pidgin English? by nairamaniac: 4:22pm On Sep 29, 2023
ednut1:
most people in lagos cannot understand Port harcourt pidgin, why do you now think everyone in africa would Even ekiti or ondo yoruba those in ogun and lagos can’t understand all the words.

If not for internet and skit making have you heard abobi or woto woto before

U are wrong here. U are mistaking PIGIN for SLANGS.


There are 2very very different things.

Abobi and Woto Woto are SLANGS.

There is basic standard Nigeria PIGIN that reflects in all Nigeria geographical area.


In port harcourt they would say ABOY,
in Lagos they would say OBOY.
Those are SLANGS.


Those are SLANGS.


Nigerians Pigins are basic standard broken shortcuts. That's why they call it BROKEN ENGLISH.

words like DEM,
NA,
DEY,
NA
WA,
WHY NA
KUKUMA,
NA HIN,
COMMOT,
Etc.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Regime Wants To Kidnap Me In Ghana - David Hundeyin Tells UN HRC by nairamaniac: 5:08am On Sep 28, 2023
ElSudani:
David Hundeyin is most likely not sane. I know people lie sometimes to get political asylum but alleging someone is after your life is a serious accusation.

This thing you say here was the same thing a lot of foolish people like you said all the while mohbad Raised alarm against his record gang label before he finally died.


Hundeyin is most likely not sane, kill you there!
Romance / Re: Ladies, Dudes Are Not Falling For This Anymore by nairamaniac: 4:59am On Sep 28, 2023
Wande22:
The guy was SUPER BORING. Though Naija gals and phones
I don't think anyone can be SUPER INTERESTING within the first 30seconds of a date.

Except you wanna force being funny/interesting which deviates your purpose of being there from HAVING A DATE to BEING A CLOWN.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Dudes Are Not Falling For This Anymore by nairamaniac: 4:55am On Sep 28, 2023
Evolutionism:
Lol what did i just Read?

Because of ordinary pressing of phone for 30secs na why he Vex. Probably the guy no dey okay Upstairsgrin

Why not kukuma say She should not breathe at allgrin

Nonsense and Ingredients.

Me as a Man, I can be on date with someone and still keep pressing my phone intermittently.


Intermittently is quite different from "as she arrived and sat down".
Politics / Re: Obaseki To Shaibu: Dropping Your Guber Ambition, Only Pathway To Reconciliation by nairamaniac: 4:47am On Sep 28, 2023
Ahmed0336:
If I say Edo matter no tire me I like.
If I were Philip Shuaibu, I will drop my governorship ambition and allow those from Edo Central to contest.
His best shot would have been him contesting for HoR again instead of all this brouhaha
Shuaibu would loose FAMILY-HEAD election even in his own House in Auchi. Oshiomole got that whole zone covered.
Politics / Re: Seeking For Investors Abroad Waste Of Time, Obi Tells FG by nairamaniac: 4:56am On Sep 27, 2023
raumdeuter:


Nigeria and 3rd world countries have a lot of comparative advantages.
1 labour is very cheap,
2. There are less govt bottlenecks and regulations
3. You are likely closer to raw materials

Obi has spent most of his life gallivanting those same countries and now telling us its a waste of time.

It's not the first time Obi is wasting his time anyway like the excursion to Tribunal

So you still upheld your Devine stupidity here?

Ohh my God!
So gallivanting those same countries for comparative study of economies as what Isence247 said is that same thing as globetrotting those countries for investments as Tinubu is doing?

Are they the same thing?

Don't mean you insult you.
But with your level of low intelligence, an insult would reset your brain.


Advicing you without insults or beating is like trying to direct cow without koboko or stick.
Politics / Re: Seeking For Investors Abroad Waste Of Time, Obi Tells FG by nairamaniac: 4:49am On Sep 27, 2023
raumdeuter:
So Obi wey dey go from China to India to Egypt was wasting his time

During campaign Obi cannot mention 2 sentences before mentioning When I went to China Egypt Malaysia with fake stats

Suddenly going abroad to seek investors the same ones you are quoting is a waste of time

Abi no be this Nigeria you dey find those investors for that time


Good morning. With all due respect.
It's either you are a bornfool or a dunce.

Was peter obi going to those countries to seek invesents? Is it only investments aspiring-office holders go abroad to seek.

Do you know what they call "RESEARCH"?
Have u ever heard this word before?


U are probably the most foolish person on nairaland.

If you are intending to take over an office, would you not do some research on what you can do in that office, Incase you succeed?

Or would you Sit down in one place until you finally succeed, then you would start doing your research.

At times i feel Seun should be setting some mental test on nairaland, so that people like you can be screened away, honestly.

Cos you could just be one patient in a psychiatric ward with a phone on his bed.
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Was Brought In Dead, Didn't Die In Our Facility - Perez Medcare Hospital by nairamaniac: 9:46am On Sep 26, 2023
Delaw135:

Where are the pictures, so a sick man will have time to be snapping pics? Don't believe everything u hear on social media without scrutinizing

He may have been well enough to oblidge as at when he arrived the hospital.

But later died as treatment commenced.



Seeee, I am not believing things easily.

But I know people who got admitted half&sick, and having strength to talk. But on that same day, it got worse and they died.
That very very same day.



Go thru my posts.

I'm the least gullible person IV met.
Agriculture / Re: This Is The Biggest Cat Fish I've Ever Seen by nairamaniac: 7:19am On Sep 26, 2023
caiodex:

Clarias and this particular one must be for breeding stock.
I don't think clarias ever grows this big
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Was Brought In Dead, Didn't Die In Our Facility - Perez Medcare Hospital by nairamaniac: 7:17am On Sep 26, 2023
Truthshotcrazy:
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[url] https://www.withinnigeria.com/entertainment/2023/09/20/mohbad-was-alive-when-he-came-to-the-hospital-an-eyewitness-reveals-details-about-mohbads-death/ [/url]

I wish this eyewitness could show us the picture he took with mohbad.

The hospital said they brought him in dead.


NDLEA said they never had mohbad in their custody
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Was Brought In Dead, Didn't Die In Our Facility - Perez Medcare Hospital by nairamaniac: 1:26am On Sep 26, 2023
saphiere:
And there's a voice note of a guy who said Mohbad walked into the hospital with his two legs and even took pictures with him.

This was exactly what came across my mind as soon as I saw this this thread as a Heading on Front page here.

Someone said he snapped picture with mohbad as mohbad arrived the hospital. In that audio, the fan ended it all with loud tears.

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Agriculture / Re: This Is The Biggest Cat Fish I've Ever Seen by nairamaniac: 8:08pm On Sep 25, 2023
MilitantAtheist:
It can only be Heterobranchus spp if you know you know. This is 2years old broodstock and it's yet to attain it's main size

But it doesn't look one but like heterobranchus.

It looks like hybrid.

Maybe 2years old hybrid
Agriculture / Re: This Is The Biggest Cat Fish I've Ever Seen by nairamaniac: 7:17pm On Sep 25, 2023
LocalFARMAERS, is it your pond?


Few questions I want to ask.


What specie of catfish is this?
Clarias or Heterobranchus or hybrid?

It seems hybrid to me. But do hybrids grow this big?

How many months old is it?

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