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Magnoliaa:
[color=deeppink]10101010100000000101010101010000000001000010101010001011111 ... whurt?? What are you trying to say? That's the numbers appearing on my screen, swrs.

Maybe you should switch to money language; I'll hondastand. Right now, I'm stressed, angry, tired, my brain is inflated from taking things in, that I can't even get anything, rn. So, please, talk money. My body may cool down.[/color]

Ok.

Money! Money!! Money!!!
Money is a means of exchange, it comes in notes and coins, it can be used to buy whatever you want.
Money! Money!! Money !!!

So has your body cooled down. I've talked money...hope you're ok now.

Will it be too much to ask if these ladies can for once decide to surprise us this valentine by getting us gifts, taking us out, hanging out together...etc.

Ladies surprise us even if it's just for once, must you keep depending on a guy every festive period for gifts and outings...haba.

Do guys still send transport fare to girls? Hmmmm.

My own rule is if we both agree that you will come visiting, you must come with your own funds, I'll reimburse you back your money when you're leaving, If you don't have money to come, please stay back, no time to play hide and seek games.

How can you send money to a girl you in another state and expect her to appear at your doorstep, that's almost impossible regardless of how much you two know each other.

Samakus:
Will you accept the okada man if he came to you with his 60k earnings? This year is not for motivational speaking! Practice what you preach

What is this one saying, do I look like a woman to you? Please this year I don't have strength to reply baseless posts. If you don't understand what I wrote, don't bother to reply, it's much better that way then typing off topic jargons.

glad7:
Pals please give me the ingredients of love in a true relationship. I feel uncertain in one am into. How do one know if a girl � loves her boyfriend.

She will be crazy about you, she'll make sure you guys talk everyday, she'll tell you secrets about herself and family, she'll do whatever you tell her to do, she'll make sacrifices just to make you happy, she'll try to avoid unnecessary misunderstanding, she'll be very open to you about her past life, she'll buy you gifts...

Once all these isn't present in a relationship, it means that she's clearly not into you.

Lordsagna:
oh!!- okay, but if those guys start using their nukes it will affect every single part of the planet so everyone is affected indirectly.

I believe it will be properly guided to hit their perceived enemies, just like the bombs USA dropped at Hiroshima.

Lordsagna:
really?..NA won't support their allies ...if we also need help they will also declear neutrality.

We don't have what it takes to support anyone. So the best thing we can do to help ourselves is to remain neutral.

I boarded a bike (okada) last year to a wedding cos I was running late, and the rider told me that he's married with kids. I mean legally married, so if an okada rider that makes barely 60k monthly can be happily married, why shouldn't you.

Bankerboy:
Was having issues with my babe last nite, she won't just admit that she is at fault. So our voices was going high, all of a sudden she just said her 'EX WAS BETTER THAN ME. I was like what did you just said, she reapeted it boldly that her EX WAS BETTER . I sent her home to go amend issues with her EX that am done with her. Share yours if you have had any .

You story is incomplete...

Could be an infection. Go to the hospital and explain yourself to the doctor. You'll be fine.

Wetin concern agbero with overload? Nigeria will just keep watching the world just like what Switzerland did on WW2. It's not a must to pick a side. You can always declare neutrality.

False. Not all men in their 30s are he goats. It all depends on their personality.

Goldencheese:
Betrayal
Ignored and unrequited love
Negligence
Wasted love
Backstabbing

All these changed me from a simp to an Alpha male but conscientious human being.

Same here.

NiklauseFred:
I thought there're requirements to open a dom account?

Its the same requirements you used in opening your current account that will be required in opening the dollar account.

Nigerian girls copy the Western world so much without finding out if they actually love what they copy. Just be yourself, it's that simple.

Not all girls tho... mostly the hungry ones.

You're so immature you need to grow up and you need to discipline yourself.

If you can't control yourself whenever you're alone with a woman, then you're not worthy to be called a man.

Tell yourself that you won't sleep with a girl and stand by it. It's that simple.

Lol... funny memes.

Magnoliaa:
"As agreed to what?" You're highly unserious.

We have an agreement that you must carry me to bed every night. And you can even join me in bed sef if you don't mind.

So what's with the sudden change of heart. This is what I don't like.

NiklauseFred:
Pls guys I need ur help on some clarifications.
Bankers opinion will be well appreciated and also people that have received money from abroad before.
I met a friend on fb and he was my friend while we were in school before he left for turkey back in 2010.Now I got to have a chat with him and he said that he has built a house in the village and he wants to come around for Easter.
The problem now is that he wants to send me money from there to put things in other for the guys(old school friends that are still around;I'm currently in ph tho) but I bank with U.B.A,current account.He said that he will send the money on Friday,so I want to know if their will be any hindrances.

Pls guys ur opinion is needed.
N:B I'm not a scammer

He wants to send it from turkey to Nigeria(not a large amount of money tho)

If he sends the money directly into your current account, the bank will deduct close to 40% of the total amount as charges.

What I mean is that if he sends you $200. Originally what you should collect in naira based on exchange rate should be about 94k or more. But if he sends it directly to your bank account, what your credit alert will read will be about 70k, meaning over 20something thousand will be lost to bank charges.

What I will advise you to do in order to collect your complete money is to open a dollar account with your bank, make sure you explain to them that the account is specifically for receiving money from abroad so that they'll reduce the $50 minimum balance to like $5.

So when he's sending the money, tell him to send it through Western Union, then you can now go to your bank and request for Western Union form and tell them you want to collect it in dollars, they'll ask you if you have a Dollar account with them to which you'll reply yes, and you will be asked to fill the account number on the Western Union form.

When you're done with the filling and confirmation, the money will be given to you in dollars. Then you can look for your nearest mallam (black market) and change it with them.

And when changing, don't give them your dollar until you've collected and counted the naira equivalence, cos some cunning mallams might exchange your dollar for a fake one, and return it back to you telling you that it's fake. You have to be very wise and smart. I guess you should already know that as a Nigerian.

Chrisbella24:
This your talk, na for big man oo

That's what's expected of a prospective in-law coming for introduction. The only thing is that he does it according to the size of his pocket.

If he isn't that bouyant, he can limit the number of drinks he would be coming with, he can choose not to cook or ask his girl to help him out if she's working, while he focuses what to give her parents when he comes.

It's all about working together with your spouse, to cut your coat according to the size of the material and not your size.

Magnoliaa:
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[color=deeppink]What's na my own??[/color]

Your own is to carry me as agreed. Surely that wouldn't be so difficult.

Iamdbull:
people will now be looking at you at the burial like u not serious

You can imagine how terrible that experience was.

I've been disappointed my a local artist, but it was me directly, he was hired to play at the traditional marriage of my cousin, after collecting upfront payment, he didn't show up, we called and called and called, all he kept telling us is that he was close. How close we asked, he'll hang up, it wasn't funny that day. We had to make do with a phone connected to the amplifier as our DJ. Many people didn't notice it tho, and the wedding was splendid.

I've been disappointed by a tailor, gave him a material to sew for my uncle's burial, the lazy dude charged me double cos according to him it was express, maybe it's because of how urgent I told him I needed it. I paid and he failed to hold up his end of the bargain. I ended up being the only family member without the approved Ankara in the burial.

ikeno:
i'm not so conversance with that area but I think if you can get a bus to ojuelegba from maryland.you can board a keke or okada to your destination from there.

if you like trekking,10mins of trekking can get you there.from ojuelegba to stadium, take ur right when you get to stadium straight down till you get to a roundabout, just tak left that's your destination

10minutes treking will never get you from ojuelegba to adeniran ogusanya.

He needs to enter orile bus, those shuttle buses or Keke from barracks bus stop and not even from ojuelegba. Those are the ones that will take him to his destination.

Ladies listen, any guy who toasted you, told you how much he loved you, dated you, claimed that you're the best thing that happened to him...etc, then looks straight into your eyes and tells you to abort a pregnancy you both came together to create, doesn't love you. He may claim he's not financially ready and all that, truth is it's just some flimsy excuse to ensure that nothing should connect you both once he's done enjoying your coochie.

Any girls who does 7 abortions for a man needs to be shot in the head.

Depend on what you're going there for which you failed to tell us.

If it's for introduction...you want to officially make them aware of your relationship with their daughter, then you'll need to go with with an elderly person, and you must come with drinks, then get holandies for her mum, if you have enough cash to spare transfer some to your girl to prepare a good meal and pepper soup so that the drinks will be used to wash it down. When leaving give some cash (like 1k) to the children, tell them to buy biscuits with it, give her mum and dad something as well, as your hand can carry you.

Good luck.

Proposing is a white man's culture (I don't know why we Africans like copying nonsense) and it's carried out mainly on blind dates not relationships where both parties have invested time, finance and emotions on. It's not every white man's culture we must copy, slave trade is over, let's live our lives!

Back to the topic...look at it this let's say I'm dating a girl, say like for two years and above, if I sincerely want to marry her we would have talked about it countless times, the kind of marriage we would have, the kind of foods we'll cook, the location for the reception, how many kids we'll have, I would also be very familiar with people, her siblings, her parents...etc.

So why do I have to kneel to give her a ring when we've already agreed to marry each other. It's just to go out an get a ring I know will fit her and present it to her to wear so that people will know that she's taken.

I wouldn't need to ask for her permission to marry me in a relationship we've both worked together painstakingly to ensure that it succeeds. Her stake in the relationship earns her the right to be my wife unless she changes her mind.

The only time a spouse (male or female) is truly yours is when you're together. A much older cousin told me this some years back, and I've come to believe that he was absolutely right.

If you want your wife back, relocate her to Lagos where you work and open a shop for her there, case solved.

Magnoliaa:
I don't have to carry you (it's not me you'll break her back); you eventually went to bed last night, "wentn't you?"

I'm not that heavy, so your back will definitely be safe. There's nothing to worry about.

And yes I went to bed last night. But how about tonight, and tomorrow night, and all nights to come, who will carry me?

JOACHINpedro:
You Sabi jare.
Meanwhile, I'll mention you on a dead thread later

No problem.