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Romance › Re: If You Are Reading This It's Too Late by Nazgul: 5:24pm On Dec 15, 2020

Calm down... suicide isn't the way out. Neither is it the best option.

Romance › Re: How Do I Put Off My Neighbour Wife Without Offending Her ?? by Nazgul: 5:22pm On Dec 15, 2020

Be very careful, but don't tell your brother. It could ruin her marriage and you'll be blamed for breaking them up. Just tell her that you value the friendship her husband has with your elder brother, and you value her marriage as well.

What she has towards you is infatuation, with time it will fade off.

Romance › Re: A Confused Young Boy In Need Of Help by Nazgul: 5:18pm On Dec 15, 2020

Go and get basic education, it broadenes your knowledge. When you're done, you'll know a thing or two to do with your life and properties.

Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is Chasing My Wife Behind My Back by Nazgul: 5:08pm On Dec 15, 2020

EmmySparky:
bro u sound very naive ...I am sure u haven't met someone who is more connected and affluent than you...2 seconds your charge would change and you would become the victim...u would end up behind bars and that babe when u because of her dey brag go finally give in to the dude...

You're the one sounding naeiv...no connected and influential person would sneak up on another man's wife and beg her not to tell her husband. The begging alone shows how scared he is already.

Next time use your brain properly before quoting me to vomit your jargons.

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Family › Re: My Wife Doesn't Want To Change, I Might Cheat On Her Again. by Nazgul: 3:37pm On Dec 15, 2020

Stop being selfish and listen to her. It shouldn't be about you all the time, try to consider her as well.

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Romance › Re: Is 15,000 Enough For Feeding For 2 Weeks? by Nazgul: 12:29pm On Dec 15, 2020

Did she leave after withdrawing the money, or did she reject it and returned back his card?

In PH where she's based, doesn't she work there?

Was the 15k for the both of them during her visit or just for her?

What makes her feel she's entitled to his money?

Has she ever given the guy a dime in the past or doesn't he deserve to be fed as well?

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Health › Re: 26 Soldiers Test Positive For COVID-19 As Army Fumigates Headquarters by Nazgul: 12:17pm On Dec 15, 2020

God has decided to retire them since Buhari is afraid to do so.

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Romance › Re: What Might Be The Reason by Nazgul: 12:13pm On Dec 15, 2020

This is one of the reasons I do warn guys here about opting for a baby mama. The op can't do anything because he wasn't legally married to her, he can't sue her cos he'll loose, and he can't involve her family because they don't know him.

My advice? Activate her mumu button. 98% of girls do fall for this old trick.

How is it done? Very simple. Use Okafor's law.

You've once loved each other before. Call her or chat her up, don't make any demands concerning your children, don't beging your harsh accusations of nagging, just sound very broken and tell her that you've missed her all these years that it's impossible to replace her in your heart.

Ask her about her life, herself, remind her how beautiful she is, praise her and call her sweet name. Repeat this process for one week and she'll agree on a date with you. Then beg her to come with the kids. She won't say no.

Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is Chasing My Wife Behind My Back by Nazgul: 10:30am On Dec 15, 2020

Womanizer:
Arrest him on what basis? Which crime did he commit?

Charge him with being a nuisance to public peace. He's bothering his wife. Opening a file of 5k in a police station will see them deal with him terribly.

And knowing our our police, they can even change the charge to rape, so as to get more bail funds from him. By the time he's done paying himself out from their net, even if the wife greets him, he won't respond.

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Romance › Re: Can I Wash My Clothes With Morning Fresh? by Nazgul: 10:15am On Dec 15, 2020

Hateandthunder:
Please I need your help urgently...There's no detergent available but there's a full bottle of morning fresh..Can I wash my clothes with it?

Of course...why not. It's called improvising.

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Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is Chasing My Wife Behind My Back by Nazgul: 10:10am On Dec 15, 2020

There's nothing to worry yourself over. She won't do anything with him. And if he keeps disturbing her confront him and warn him that you'll have him arrested if he doesn't stay away from your wife.

If a woman opens up to you that another guy is asking her out, just know that she has already rejected him and doesn't find him attractive enough.

If she found him attractive, believe me, she wouldn't tell you. She'll be doing it secretly behind your back.

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Family › Re: Advice From Married Men Who Married Within The Last Five Years by Nazgul: 9:32pm On Dec 14, 2020

Jodha:
I'm not

Ok...kaa is an ohafia dialect. When I saw you use it I thought you were from there. It's ok anyways.

Family › Re: Advice From Married Men Who Married Within The Last Five Years by Nazgul: 9:28pm On Dec 14, 2020

Jodha:
Please come and advice this confused lots deceiving themselves with red pill...

Meanwhile check my signature ka bikonu...

@bolded...are you from ohafia?

Romance › Re: Something That Killed Something by Nazgul: 8:21pm On Dec 14, 2020

MrTAnonymous:
How did POS "kill" ATM?

Incase you don't know na me talk

My brother it killed it o. Cos I can't even remember the last time I made use of an ATM. I don't have that strength to stand on an almost stagnant line under the sun.

I'll just go to a pos stand do transfer for them and they'll give me cash instantly.

Romance › Re: Is Marriage Necessary Or Overhyped? by Nazgul: 7:58pm On Dec 14, 2020

Marriage during the era of our grandparents and parents was fun...they didn't have much but loved each other and were contended with whatever the other party brought. They were happy, they understood the meaning of sacrifice, they endured so much...

Marriage in our era is overrated. Most guys struggle their whole lives to become useful to themselves and their families, only to get married to Lucifer's daughter and their life would become a living hell.

All girls want to get married but very few actually have a plan to make their marriage work. many just feel that "well I'm above 24 and I think it's time for me to settle down without having any plan whatsoever on how to remain settled.

The worse hit are we the men. After spending so much on acquiring a wife, spending so much to build the family you'll end up being betrayed. If a man who has done so much for his wife suddenly looses his job, give the wife 3 months, she'll begin contacting all her ex. With time she'll start cheating on her husband.

Someone wrote here that the best way to select a wife is to pretend to be poor and wretched for at least 4 months in your relationship. I completely agree with him. If she continues with you in that state, then you're assured that if you marry her and you begin to go through your wilderness experience, she'll faithfully stand beside you.

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Romance › Re: What I Noticed In A Man I Met Recently. by Nazgul: 7:35pm On Dec 14, 2020

Looks matters a lot. Even if you lack finances it's wise to dress neat, look neat and smell fresh.

Looking good and presentable gives you charisma, boost your confidence and your self esteem...And makes people give you a listening ear.

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Romance › Re: Per Wedding Pictures by Nazgul: 7:28pm On Dec 14, 2020

Congrats bro...I'm happy for you. May your marriage be fruitful in Jesus name.

Romance › Re: I Just Dumped My Girlfriend For This Reason. Now She's Disturbing Me, Wat To Do? by Nazgul: 5:07pm On Dec 14, 2020

AdolfAboki:
Edit the number, bro. E dun pass 65

And you're happy.

Romance › Re: Naija Girls Should Stop Begging. by Nazgul: 3:18pm On Dec 14, 2020

The worse kinds of girls to date are broke girls with high taste. Those kinds never appreciate, even if you empty your account to solve a problem they have, they'll be back the following week with another need.

The rule of the thumb is always ask a girl what she does before agreeing to have any kind or form of relationship with her. It's going to save you so much unnecessary stress.

A girl with a job or handwork can easily sort out herself financially and she would be too busy to start billing you like a hopeless orphan.

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Romance › Re: Naija Girls Should Stop Begging. by Nazgul: 3:12pm On Dec 14, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
PAY ONCE, PAY FOREVER.
THIS IS HOW IT WORKS WITH WOMEN.
THE VERY DAY YOU HELP OUT IS THE DAY A CYCLE OF ENDLESS BILLINGS START BECAUSE IN YOU, SHE HASN'T SEEN A HELPER BUT A "MAGA" WHO MUST BE MILKED TO THE LAST DAYS.

THERE ARE MEN THAT I'VE HELPED ONCE OR GIFTED SOMETHING BEFORE. THEY SEE YOU AND ACCORD YOU RESPECT, OR CALL YOU IN DECEMBER TO APPRECIATE AGAIN WHAT YOU DID FOR THEM LAST JANUARY.
IT IS THE LADY YOU HELP ON MONDAY, THAT WILL CALL YOU ON WEDNESDAY TO THANK YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME FOR WHAT YOU DID THAT MONDAY, AND PROCEED TO BILL YOU AGAIN. IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION YOU'LL DISCOVER THAT IN THE PAST MONTH YOU'VE HELPED THIS ONE PERSON SUCESSIVELY AND SHE ONLY CALLS NOT TO KNOW HOW YOUR LIFE IS GOING BUT ONLY TO REQUEST MORE THINGS.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN HER OR HOW MUCH YOU'VE HELPED. THE VERY DAY YOU DON'T PROVIDE AS USUAL IS THE DAY SHE SEES YOU AS A WICKED, STINGY, BROKE AND WEAK MAN WHO ISN'T A REAL GENTLEMAN.
OH, AND YOU MUST KNOW THAT IF YOU DON'T GIVE AN ENDLESS LIST OF "REAL MEN" EXISTS, AND SHE ALWAYS GETS WHATEVER SHE WANTS FROM THESE GUYS... SO YOU MUST ALWAYS SAVE YOUR MONEY AND ENJOY YOURSELF, BECAUSE IF YOU NO GET NOBODY GO GIVE YOU O.

You deserve some chilled drinks for this...

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Romance › Re: Fun Fact:dear Husbands by Nazgul: 10:18am On Dec 14, 2020

Not every girl feels comfortable discussing her sexcapades with her mum.

Romance › Re: I Sucked My Wife's Butthole And It Felt Great! by Nazgul: 9:17am On Dec 14, 2020

Chie

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Romance › Re: Please Someone Should Assistance Me In This NYSC Problem. Pls by Nazgul: 8:56am On Dec 14, 2020

Psalmspsalms:
Where are 2.1 graduates being posted in NYSC? As a 2.1 graduate of agricultural and environmental Engineering, where can I be posted to? I mean is it a teaching job with a secondary sch or where?
Pls a sensible answer will always be greatly appreciated.
Am sorry I posted it in this section; just need an answer urgently

Your PPA has nothing to do with your CPGA. And secondly you'll be posted to a government parastatal. If you want to serve in a juicy firm, you must personally look for the firm yourself, collect their employment letter and go back to NYSC where you'll submit it and tell them you've already found somewhere. They'll approve and you can begin your service.

But if it's them (NYSC) that's doing the posting, just know that it would be a government parastatal... could be secondary school, local government office, state house... infact anything owned by the government in the state where you're serving.

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Romance › Re: Can You Wash The Undies Of Your Girlfriend Or Wife? by Nazgul: 8:25am On Dec 14, 2020

odinson1:
Lazy youth

No time for that...I drop them at the laundry every weekend, then wash my undies personally. I hate house chores.

Romance › Re: Nairaland Girls Who Used Their Pictures On Their Profile Are Looking For Husband by Nazgul: 6:53am On Dec 14, 2020*

Op so girls who have their pics on their Facebook profile, WhatsApp status, Instagram... etc. Are all looking for husbands also?

Sometimes the way you guys reason here...it's so annoying.

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Romance › Re: Can You Wash The Undies Of Your Girlfriend Or Wife? by Nazgul: 5:38am On Dec 14, 2020

I don't even wash my own clothes sef...not to talk of someone else's own.

Education › Re: Let’s Discuss! If School Does Not Work Out, What Is Your Back Up Plan? by Nazgul: 11:02pm On Dec 13, 2020

Alexaonfleek:

na to go do stripper work I can't come and kill myself

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