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kelsidengkucio:
This post was motivated by a recent event.
Yesterday on my way back home, i saw a pretty
young lady crying, she refuse to disclose the cause of her wailing and gnashing, maybe because she is feeling abashed


And i wondered what will make someone cry uncontrollably in public.

The first time I cried publicly like a drunkard was when I was in 200l. One of my lecturer lost his mum so he invited the class for the burial. The response from us was nonchalant so he told us the he's using the burial as his quiz (40 marks).

Our useless course rep told us that the man specifically instructed him to only write the names of those that cried in the burial especially when they were lowering the casket into the ground for internment.

Men the whole department was present for the burial. As we got there, me I've already started my own crying o I can't come and kill myself, some of my course mates even started rolling on the floor. That day wasn't funny. We cry taya. We later went to greet him (our lecturer) with serious tears.

I screamed and cried until our course rep wrote my name, then I cleaned myself up to line up for item 7... refreshments.

Pour some kerosene there and light it with matches.

If you don't have kerosene, use pieces of paper squeeze it into the coals and light it. Then use a hand fan to fan the coals till the fire circulates.

To me sex isn't necessary.

From my past relationships, if I'm to advice any girl I'll tell them to avoid sex and stand on it. Sex makes you suspicious of your partner. It makes you have unnecessary problems, unnecessary commitments, unnecessary responsibilities.... etc. How many guys would you keep offering your body to just to make them stay?

What makes most guys wants sex is when the financial demand from the girl becomes too much. Most girls will tell you that they're not ready for sex, but will still want you to show dedicated financial commitments towards them. No guy will ever agree to that.

Many girls naturally lack wisdom. Let me share a my own experience here. I met this girl some years ago, she told me her usual no sex till marriage. I asked her if she's a virgin she said no that she dated just one guy who broke her heart and now she has decided to zip up till her wedding night.

To me, I didn't have any problem with that. My problem was that this girl literally flirts on the phone with guys even in my presence. When I confront her she'll tell me they're just toasters that she doesn't have anything with them. She receives calls like a call center agent. Always on Facebook and WhatsApp till even midnight. And to make matters worse she's the urgent 2k type. So tell me would any guy in my shoes honour her request to date without sex....of course not. I had to end the whole stuff cos she wasn't contributing to my life in anyway. Most times I initiate a discussion with her on chat, she can't even sustain it without indirectly telling me one problem or the other she has.

My take...if you don't want sex in a relationship and you don't want to have any problem with your man concerning your stand, then avoid unnecessary request so it won't make him feel that you're owing him. Avoid flirting with other guys on phone and in reality. Concentrate on your relationship by looking for ways to make an impact in his life. It could be through business ideas, could be counseling, could be partnership in business, education...etc. also develop yourself. Let him see that your life is progressing. That you're successful in whatever it is that you're into.

Make him see you as someone he can't do without and he'll stick to you regardless of your no sex stand.

Keep replying yourself with your multiple monkiers. If you think I'm going to click on that scam link, you're wasting your time.

Lol

She couldn't even thank you for the 100k?

What's bad if she uses her own money to complete it since it's her birthday and you won't even be there cos you're abroad?

You obviously know the answer to your question so I won't tell you. But if you want to play the father Christmas role, no wahala nothing do you.

Hmmm...oga pastor so after enjoying their coochie you're begging for forgiveness. Can you un-enjoy what you have enjoyed?

With how battered that country is currently, I'll say this country doesn't deserve such wonderful rendition. Next time they should compose a mourning song with the anthem. It would be much better.

You will be shocked to discover that the op isn't a virgin

Always date a girl who can take care of herself.

Only a broke girl would be looking for a man to pay her bills. If you're to date any girl you must be convinced that she can sort out herself financial so as to reduce unnecessary demands and entitlements coming from her end.

If every single man follows this principle, the number of lazy and jobless hoes would reduce drastically. Guys are the ones making the hoe trade thrive. That's why more girls keep going into it cos it actually pays their bills.

They compete and envy each other.

The problem here is that we don't have a president but a presidency comprising of lie Muhammed, Garba sheu...some cabals behind the scene, and a non-functional Senate whose only job is to stamp whatever the presidency approves.

As long as the presidency keeps running this country debts are inevitable.

As a typical ajebutter that I was/am, I have no idea what that is. But my childhood was fun.

I'm only concerned about 69 people who liked your post and I'm working tirelessly to ensure that they get the desired psychological help that they deserve.

If I tell you my age, you won't believe so it's better I remain silent.

gurunlocker:
These guys have an ambition.....

Their ambition is so obvious...keep the cashing out business going.

No confirmed cases means no approved funds, no approved funds means no more cashing out.

So they have to keep working round the clock, generating their fraudulent numbers so they can keep cashing out.

It motivates me to work harder so I can accomplish my dreams/goals before saying goodbye to earth.

One problem with Nigerians is not minding their own business. I do come across those people and I ignore them an move on.

The lady playing is obviously not a child, telling her to stop is a wrong move cos he was clearly spoiling those fraudsters business.

He's very lucky to be alive. I believe he has learnt his lesson.

Always mind your business, never make an issue that has nothing to do with you your issue. If you feel the other party is being cheated, go somewhere safe and make an anonymous call to their police whose business it is to fish them out and arrest them.

The guy is obviously catching cruise...how can he sell that WW2 boot for 30k.

A man who has never lied to a girl has no respect for her feelings.

Jodha:
Why can't y'all masturbate?

Not everyone engages in such immorality

This 2020 has swallowed so much lives...it should do and come and be going.

Rip to her.

Bath regularly, shave your armpit regularly, eat lots of fruits and drink lots of water regularly.

Sinensis:
My wife doesn't listen to instructions. What I tell her to do is totally different from what she will do.

Oga give us a detailed explanation so we can know how to advice you.

The man is trying Sha

It means that she wants to observe you for sometime.

ChildOfDoom:
Hmm. Just back from a bet9ja shop. I lost my 15k salary on virtual. And the month is just beginning. Also traded my power bank and android phone to bet. I feel so empty and traumatised

I went through your profile and saw that this isn't the first time you've been in this condition.

Truth is betting can never make you rich. If it could, so many youths would have been billionaires by now.

You won't die. Just make that decision to stop betting and you'll be fine.

Powerfly:
Res gini?
Responsibility like he's gm be home with her to take her to ante-natal every wednesdays or he's gon be home every evening to help carry the child.
The only responsibility i see there is.. Always calling and maybe sending money.
He's going to a foreign saner clime where you don't need to have money or a fake life to get laid.

He married her, and last time I checked, you make a vow before God to remain faithful to your partner.

So he will be going there as a husband and a father, if he's sensible, he would remain faithful and work towards bring her and the child to join him.

Take this information along with detailed evidence of how she defraded you to her bank and they'll flag her account and arrest her whenever she steps into the bank.

The reason why jungle Justice prevails in the first place is because the common man his lost faith in the police.

If you handover a thief to the police for proper prosecution, before the end of the day the thief is back on the streets. And in some cases you that handed him to the police isn't safe. Cos they'll come after you.

People just prefer to kill them because they feel it's the most effective way to ensure that they wouldn't hurt anyone else since the police whom we look up to have sold their reputation for crumbs of bread.

I didn't understand a single sentence you wrote, but since I saw a shoe and everyone is congratulating the shoe, who am I to speak evil about a poor innocent shoe.

So congratulations to the shoe, may she carry you to your destiny safe and sound.