₦airaland Forum

Come to my office, speak Igbo to me and your file will be on the express list.
I’ve also seen co workers do the same for their people. So I look out my people.

axglide:
In Nigeria, politics wise:

1. North
2. South West
3. South East
4. South South

Imagine how it is one north and a fragmented south!!!
Wish it was one north and one south.

MRcocaFanta:
Are you a doctor?

Yeah

And I just oversaw the delivery of a baby today. Wonder when she’ll celebrate her birthday.

Na waaa!!!

storylad:
I am grateful for this post, that means she collected even her ID card at the secretariat

Yes she did.

storylad:
While in Camp we get paid the basic dues like bicycle, transportation and even our first allowee. But do the Nursing mothers who get exempted from the 3 weeks camp get paid any of this benefits.

Yes.
My wife was paid but she had to get it from the NYSC secretariat.

You’ll be fine. 70k a month plus 170k is not much.

Finish your NYSC. If you could get that job without NYSC certificate, you will get a better one later. I think you are the lucky type. This is just a trial.

Take this advice from a current corper serving in old age with wife and children. I wish I finished mine when my mates were on it.

A very intelligent write up.
Congrats!

Next camping exercise is slated for August 20 subject to change by the government.

Zenith cannot be the worst. Have you heard of Ecobank?

Octopusssy:
Chai, see skillz!! You cannot beat experience. Never.

It reminds me of the Etihad pilot who was able to land with a blown out front tyre. The tyre blew just as he lifted off at Abu Dhabi. He radioed ahead that he was going to arrive Lagos limping.

When he was approaching the Lagos airport run way, he tilted the plane to the left (the blown tyre was on the right) and hit the runway with the left tyre. The plane taxied at full speed, tilted to the left.

He kept moving.


And moving.


And moving




I say he kept moving...





Finally, when he engaged the reverse thrusters, he slowly, oh, so slowly shifted the plane from the left tilt and righted it so that the blow out tyre was able to run without affecting the taxi.

All the emergency personnel that were gathered on the runway in anticipation of a royal fvckup cheered the pilot as he finally taxied to a stop in style.

Whew! To be a pilot takes guts.

Chaiii!!!! You must be a good storyteller. I was almost tilting to my left and balancing to my right as I cruised to the end of your description.

Well done! Keep writing!

Stay there and wait for the Nigerian government to relocate you. The indigenes are leaving and you’re still there.
Don’t let your notion of patriotism throw your family into mourning. Leave there now when you still can!

Better pay your rent and name your child unceremoniously.
The people that will eat at the ceremony will not join you in the high BP of near homelessness.

Hope his mission is not to spread HIV. He looks like a carrier.

Nice one!

A

Na waaa!

Fine boy! Better days I wish you.

Is this woman in pains? I am sure she is. The issue that needs resolution is “why the pain?”

I honestly think that she enjoyed the euphoria of the affair even though it was terrifying and confusing for her. The real pain is that the relationship was cut short when she would’ve wanted more of it. I don’t think she would’ve minded the pastor flaunting her in public. Her soul and body still screams “this is my man!!!”, while in reality she knows he’s not. If only the pastor will acknowledge her and make her feel special again. It’s painful to know you’ve been played. Forget all this her Christian talk.

As for the pastor, if this is true, it is a total abuse of grace. Remember that anyone that leads any of these little ones into sin will never go unpunished. She was vulnerable and you maximised the vulnerability for fleeting pleasure. You led to pain and confusion a soul meant for salvation. For this, you must answer to your maker. She may not be able to reach you but the Lord sees you.

In conclusion, as we all work out our salvation, do not force your confusion or seeming enlightenment on anyone. The weaker ones should hang their weaknesses on Christ and never on any man. Seek Jesus for yourself. This journey of salvation is for us all regardless of title. Run your race and remember that only the Lord heals.

No be small thing oh!!!

sarrki:
Good God, i pray to be contempted like PMB.
Ladies and gentlemen, take a look at look at these pictures.
The Same pair of shoes and Cap PMB wore in 2015 is what he wore in 2019...
Abeg, What manner of man are you Mr president?
You are just contempt personified, period!

Cc lalasticlala

Cc mynd44

Please check your spellings sir! “Contentment”

Though not a politician, I agree with you that this man is the true definition of “contempt”.

I thank God I don’t live under the shadow of his poverty spirit.

No sign of remorse. He’s already thinking of how to do it better next time.

Dad pushed me to medicine. I fell in love with the course and that love is paying off.

Galaxyowerri:
There is a stage and level you will get to in life, after achieving strings of uncommon successes and exploits, and having interacted with world leaders on a daily basis, that you will simply become down-to-earth and even happy to mingle with those at the grassroots! It becomes a rare opportunity to identify with the downtrodden after a long period of living and working in posh environment. Ngozi Okonja Iweala is a great woman I love and respect, and seeing her aging with grace and with so much peace of mind makes
me glad
God will continue to bless you Ma!!

You made valid points. But I don’t think mingling with the mighty will make someone to become down-to-earth. Some people will remain infinitely arrogant.
Our madam here must have been down-to-earth even before attaining such great heights.

Yyeske:
Fact is most Igbos want Biafra but not with the IPOB approach and the governor never said Ebonyians are not Igbos in any way, they don't support IPOB idea like most Igbos.

I have nothing against the actualisation of Biafra. But I’ll prefer to live as a refugee in any African country than to live in a Biafra governed by the IPOB group.

Tyranny will be much if Biafra is achieved through IPOB.

The girl is beautiful.
The boy seemed more confident in the "emir attire" than in the other outfits.

At the mention of “CHRIST” all knees bow.

The other forms of religion do not bring the atheists to their knees. That’s why they don’t bother to attack them.

They huff, curse and puff even while they’re on their knees. They don’t believe, yet the name brings them to their knees.

sarrki:
In Buharis camp nothing like Igbos,Hausa or Yoruba

Buharist are one progressives family

Ok oooh!!!

This guy’s life might be in danger. He’s Igbo and the northerners might not take it lightly.