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Time heals. Sleep somewhere else for a while. The wounds of fear will heal with time.

Reality is hardly flawless.

Meeehn!!! Who else noticed that beautiful highway seemingly in the middle of nowhere?

I always enjoy the grammatical constructions of MURIC.
I’m definitely not interested in their message.

What is this bikonu

Call me wicked. Call me greedy. Call me pompous. Call me anything but please don’t call me lifeless.

“Lifelessness” in a living human is the worst of all conditions of existence. It signifies an inability to respond to life’s demands.

A very depressing description.

Lies just to gain attention.

Just wondering how I survived for years in Madonna.

Holding on tightly to God and studying were my only consolations.

I remembered how I nearly had a heart attack on my first evening. After 6pm, boys and girls were no longer allowed to share the same space. Seeing a crowd of boys in a tiny space was too overwhelming. It felt like being locked up in prison.

There is no sure way but try these as a Nigerian:

1. Work hard now to make enough money. Medical education can be expensive.

2. Help them, cajole them, push them, force them to pass science courses in WAEC exams. I didn’t say JAMB.

3. Once after secondary school ship them to Europe. I didn’t say USA. Their chances are higher in European countries than in the US.

4. Don’t forget that you’ll need lots of prayer because there’s no guarantee of the desired outcome if God is not involved.

5. These should suffice if all you want is for them to become medical doctors. It will be another story if you want them to practice medicine in Nigeria.

Exponental:
We have winners and we have Champions. Champion-Cheaters won't create room for suspicion. Infact, some will call their gf/bf before entering the house and will be the first to call the following day. Rules of Cheating perfectly GNS 108. (I hope my wife doesn't see this, cos I know doesn't mean I do). What will you say about office sex, official travelling/ occasions etc I decided not to cheat and I pray for grace not to fall. Suspicion or not, everyone is capable of falling. Even real pastors!

There’s nothing like being too careful in cheating. Time exposes a lot and recklessness creeps in as the cheater becomes comfortable in his/her own abilities.
Moreover, my advice is for those who sincerely do not want to hurt their partners through cheating. Just for them to know how to keep their guards up.

One sure way to avoid unnecessary suspicion of infidelity is:

DO NOT TRY TO PLEASE SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR SPOUSE’S HAPPINESS!!!

I’ll give an example. A friendly coworker of the opposite sex should maintain that friendliness only in the office. Do not allow those late evening or night calls/texts.

Don’t try to accommodate those early morning messages or calls while you are with your spouse.

These types of communication may seem harmless but can go a long way in creating a rift in your marriage.

Don’t try to please that person by taking those calls or encouraging those messages. Don’t worry about making that person feel bad. Just focus on not making your spouse feel bad.

A hurt feeling at home is worse than a hurt feeling at the office or anywhere outside the home.

NB: There are exceptions to this of course. But most of these kinds of communication are totally unnecessary. I’m advising myself too. I simply tell that female coworker not to call or text me for no serious reason.

Be sure that most people that call you at odd hours even though they know you’re married have negative intentions. Do not encourage them by trying not to hurt their feelings.

I’ve come to understand that most women crave permanence once they allow you access to their honey pot. They automatically want you to be theirs alone even if they have other guys.

Nothing complicates human relationship more than sex. That simple girl will change and demand more of you once sex is involved. Some you just want to knack secretly would later want the whole world to know that they’re yours. Worse for the guys that knack excellently.

If you are not ready for the drama that might follow, avoid digging that poossi.

Elder001:
Sexism:Women Should Boycott Maggi Until Cover Is Changed
With Maggi - every woman is a star. (THIS IS MAGGI'S COVER TEXT /ADVERT)

Despite all attempts to erase sexism from every part of the world, some people are still bent on clinging to or promoting their archaic & sexist ideologies.
Maggi's cover text is absolutely a sexist one and I believe the producers of Maggi seasoning know so.
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY WITH MAGGI EVERY WOMAN IS A STAR?
they're simply reemphasing the belief that only women should cook, cooking is meant for women only if not the cover advert should've been WITH MAGGI EVERYBODY IS A STAR.
it should be gender neutral. If you must tag WOMEN then tag men also, or else they're simply a sexist and useless brand.
Maggi cannot try this nonsense in civilized countries like the US else they get their sexist ass sued for a couple of $$$.


I'm calling on women to boycott Maggi until they change /remove that sexist advert-cover.


LETS SAY NO TO SEXISM, PATRIARCHY AND MISOGYNISM!

This is my view. Men should be the ones revolting against this advert. A lot of men use Maggi too. Why should only women become stars with their use of the product?

This is marginalisation against the male folk. We should be labelled stars too as we use Maggi. Till they change their slogan, all men should boycott Maggi.

I read somewhere that when humans think they’ve discovered all of God’s creation, that will be when the discoveries just started.

There is no end to the wonders and majesty of God.

I am not a woman and I don’t think I can describe sexual rape. One day I parked by the side of the road to use ATM. I didn’t spend up to three minutes and stepped out to see my car door open and my bag with laptop and academic books I’ve been working on gone. The bank’s security men swore they saw nothing.

That day I felt raped. My wife told me I cried in my sleep. The post-rape feeling must be a terrible emotion.

RIP beautiful one. I wish you were stronger. You would’ve gotten over it.

it’s amazing how this is the topmost search. Shameful!!!!!!!

I am not Daddy Freeze’s fan but with this, abeg free the sheeple!!!!

Is he responsible for her pregnancy? Just thinking

This is the first time I’m feeling positive energy from Saraki towards Buhari.

I’m used to those pictures that have him looking at Buhari with so much hatred and disgust.

Fulani

The woman’s callousness and wickedness has been ascertained. She should bear the consequences of her actions.

I also have a problem with the patient. He was being treated by a team of doctors in a tertiary hospital but he chose to rely on a quack.

It’s not just about Trump. The US is only making a statement of power.
They just have to show off regardless of who is in the White House.

That you have a girlfriend you love is inconsequential. Love is not equal to fidelity.

But no matter what you do, don’t sleep with that girl. She already has a boyfriend. Sleeping with her will throw you into a love triangle that will torment you as long as you’re in that school.

By the way, which one is “prestigious” federal university?

Who is that girl shining teeth between Davido and Chioma?
Just curious

You are on your own if you pity some of these people.

The government sends nurses and doctors to most of these rural areas but the people steal from and kidnap the health workers for ransom. So most professionals refuse to work there and the places are abandoned, looted and dilapidated.

Even the elderly and the sick connive in the crimes because they know the main perpetrators but will never cooperate with the authorities.

Lastly, the above community is well known in that axis for kidnapping.

I’ve told my wife to cremate me if I die before her and my people try to make trouble for her. I’m not cut out for some useless tradition wholly fuelled by greed.

I’m glad you’re not God.

Worship is a broad and profound word. A pouring out of soul, mind and heart. Total submission and yielding to a something perceived to be more powerful and holier than the worshiper.

No human definition can entirely capture the true heart of worship.

Therefore, I personally don’t see anything funny in idol worship. Idolatry is essentially acknowledging that a creature is more deserving than the creator.

Will definitely visit Japan someday.

[quote author=Euopal post=69016825]Office romance is awesome but be sure you are having it with someone who is matured upstairs with no emotions attached wink.. like a female friend once told me years back, no sex beat the one were both parties are scared of being caught during that moment.

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I’m yet to see that woman who is very matured upstairs that will keep the sex a secret. She might not verbalise it but she will definitely show your colleagues signs that you are nailing her.

The selling aspect is funny.

I wonder what I would have done without the gospel via the internet.
Thank God for technology.

I opened this thread to read how your wife probably slept with another man that gave her heavenly orgasms and now you can’t satisfy her.

You’ll be fine. Quit worrying.