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CareerRe: Best Paid Careers In Nigeria For 2013 by Nosyke(m): 11:40pm On Feb 20, 2013
Well, nobody is saying about the NGO world, some of us would want to know the differences in remuneration between DFID, USAID, AUSAID funded projects.
Maybe a breakdown from a Programe Assistant down to a Programe Manager then to a Chief of PArty would be just fine. Gurus in the house please help
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Late Marriage by Nosyke(m): 12:28pm On Feb 20, 2013
karlnyeno: I was 25 when i married my wife, and she was 18th precisely. This 40 for guys too much o!
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Bad guys, catch them young things wink wink
PoliticsRe: Obama's Salary Lower Than That Of The Average CEO by Nosyke(m): 11:47am On Feb 20, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]Of course it is. A good number of physicians make more than him too.

The salaries of several Nigerian politicians are bloated. They're some of the highest paid and have done nothing to justify the millions that they make. Not much to debate lol. Obviously it needs reevaluating.[/size]
IMO I think the salaries of Nigerian politicians are fair, but the main thing is their allowances which are simply outrageous. These allowances need to be reviewed in line with current economic realities
PoliticsRe: What Are The Socio-Economic Importance Of National Honours: MON, OON, MFR, Etc? by Nosyke(m): 11:23am On Feb 20, 2013
Jarus: Prestige. VIp lounge at airports
Aside the VIP lounges at the airport, any other thing? Again, do they fly free of charge after they flaunt the national honours at check in? grin grin.

@OP, I have also asked same question but havent gotten satisfactory answers yet.
PoliticsOshiomole Rejects Maku's Proposal To Sponsor 'good Governance' Tour by Nosyke(op): 10:04am On Feb 20, 2013
Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State has rejected a multi-million naira proposal by Minister of Information Labaran Maku asking him to bankroll the so-called “Good Governance Tour” he is leading around the country.

Speaking at a seminar on tax laws in the state on Benin on Tuesday, Mr. Oshiomhole said he was not prepared to waste the state’s limited resources on an unnecessary project conceived and promoted by the federal government.

“It is not proper to use Edo State tax payers’ money to finance a Federal Government programme,” the governor said. “If they pay me a courtesy visit, I will receive them, but I don’t have a dime to spend on them because I do not need them to come to tell Edo people how I built roads and schools. My achievement speaks for me.”

He revealed that Mr. Maku’s team had sent in a proposal requesting him to provide accommodation, feeding and logistics for over 120 delegates when they visit the state next week. He said he opposed the proposal when it was tabled for discussion at a Governors’ Forum meeting sometime ago.

“Whenever Edo State government officials travel to Abuja for official duties, the state takes responsibility and not the Federal Government,” Mr. Oshiomhole said.

Mr. Maku has been travelling around the country with a team of about 120 people, saying he was inspecting projects undertaken by state and federal governments.

Many see the tour as a jamboree packaged to corner public funds. But Mr. Maku has explained that the tour was conceived to showcase good governance by states and the federal government

http:///MNw6qAtg
EducationRe: List Of Richest Students In University Of Lagos by Nosyke(m): 3:41pm On Feb 15, 2013
Seun: I certainly did not write the above story or create this thread. I merely posted it on the home page to entertain Nairalanders.

Should I remove the thread from the home page and delete it? If that's what you want, I'll do it.
Please do so. In a time when we are bedeviled by high societal moral decadence, this not only encourages crime, promiscuity, It is also smacks of misplacement of priority. The number 1 duty of a student is to read and make good grades not to flaunt vanity.

Imagine what the post will do to a year 1 student just coming in.

Thank you Mr Seun

On a diferent note, which one is UNILAG, I though FG renamed it to MAULAG grin grin
EducationRe: List Of Richest Students In University Of Lagos by Nosyke(m): 2:34pm On Feb 15, 2013
When I saw this Topic, what I expected to see was names of young students entrepreneurs or geniuses who as a result of their inventions/discoveries have made so much money from patent rights paid to them. Not to see names of 'busty ladies .


*sent from my telephone powered by nitel*
SportsRe: My Pictures With Super Eagles just before finals by Nosyke(m): 5:21pm On Feb 13, 2013
Odinaka00: Chei! Nwanne emisigom ENYIMBA city, obodo ndi nnuru ihe, kee maka umu york with voice ojoo ha ahu? Lol
*mimicking york voice....bia enyi, ole way gi now?* grin grin grin Emisigo kwa m di place
SportsRe: My Pictures With Super Eagles just before finals by Nosyke(m): 10:35am On Feb 13, 2013
chiover: nwanne ur dia !! York wu ebe ana etinye akwiso na umu ihe ndi ozo na enyere brain aka na isi o. Time adighizi hoha umuyork aba ka na ata banta 24\7 abi ika wu a learnerhuhhuhhuh
Chaiiii, Nwanne!! I gbugo m final. Your head no dia grin grin grin grin
PoliticsHuman Error Caused Dana Crash-daily Trust by Nosyke(op): 10:28am On Feb 13, 2013
The Dana plane crash that killed all 153 people aboard in Lagos in June 2012 was likely caused by a pilot’s failure to turn on certain fuel pumps or valves, The Wall Street Journal reported, quoting people familiar with the joint investigation by U.S. and Nigerian officials.
The McDonnell Douglas MD-83, operated by Nigeria’s Dana Air, lost power from both engines while approaching the airport in Lagos last June and slammed into an apartment building, killing at least six more people on the ground.
The most likely cause of the accident was the crew’s failure to properly monitor fuel flow and turn on certain fuel pumps, according to industry and government safety experts familiar with the investigation. That would result in both engines shutting down almost simultaneously from lack of fuel. No other significant problems were discovered with the engines or other aircraft systems, these people said, and the 22-year-old plane had plenty of fuel onboard to reach the airport.
Partly fed by that fuel, the crash sparked an intense fire that raged for nearly a day and compromised the flight-data recorder. So investigators had less data to rely on than is usual in modern jetliner crashes and are still working on the final wording of the report. The preliminary focus on pilot error could be toned down, according to two people familiar with the details.
The cockpit voice recorder, which survived intact, showed the pilots spent the last 25 seconds unsuccessfully trying to restart the engines.
The paper pointed out though that people familiar with the probe cautioned that an official accident report hasn’t been released and investigation’s tentative conclusions haven’t been reported and could still be revised. Muhtar Usman, the commissioner of Nigeria’s Accident Investigation Bureau, said he hadn’t yet heard results from the U.S. forensic labs.
“We have nothing to hide,” said Dana spokesman Tony Usidamen, who declined to comment on the crash’s cause until the report is completed. “We hope that the government will take the decision to make the report public…. It may or may not affect how the average traveler views the industry.”
A preliminary report issued last year by Nigeria’s Accident Investigation Bureau didn’t say why the engines shut down, the paper said. Some pilots and safety experts said crews flying MD-80 series jets need to pay close attention to turning on certain booster pumps and ensuring that valves controlling fuel flow from various tanks are in the proper position, because mistakes can result in one or both engines ending up starved of fuel.
“This is purely a case of human error,” said one Nigerian official with knowledge of the situation.
A spokeswoman for the U.S. National Transportation Safety Board, which is helping in the investigation, declined to comment. The NTSB typically is asked to help local investigators when a U.S.-made plane is involved in a major accident.
Nigerian investigators have called the crash one of the most bewildering in recent aviation history. They spent last June and July focused on the possibility that bad fuel, or even an obstruction as simple as a stray rag in the fuel tank, might have caused two engines to fail nearly simultaneously.

“The fuel supply in Nigeria has been probably audited a dozen times in the past couple weeks,” an industry official involved in the fuel review said in June. “People are kicking around obscure scenarios at this point.”

When the engines initially stopped running, according to one person familiar with the probe, the pilots pushed the controls to maximum thrust but the engines didn’t react. The preliminary report said the crew radioed an emergency distress call to controllers, reporting a “dual engine failure” and “negative response from throttle.”
We’re not aware of that finding - AIB
The Accident Investigation Bureau (AIB) told Daily Trust in Lagas yesterday the report is mere speculation for now. The AIB spokesman Tunji Oketunbi, told our correspondent on the phone that, the suggestion in World Street Journal is “mere speculation.”
“We have not concluded the investigations. We sent the engines of the MD-83 aircraft to the United States for tear down analysis” and they are still being analysed he said.
“So, that human error caused the crash is not from the AIB and we are not aware of that finding. Until the investigations are complete, we can’t say for certain, what caused the Dana Air MD-83 crash” he noted. Asked if there are indicators from the preliminary investigations as to the possible cause of the crash he said he wouldn’t say if there are indicators or not but the evidences that should have even given immediate indicators got destroyed in the fire. “We are now looking at other avenues to finding out exactly what happened and the engine tear down is one of the ways” he said.
“Do not forget, a lot of parties are interested in the findings of what caused the Dana

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/top-stories/50527-human-error-caused-dana-crash-report-that-s-speculative-says-aib
SportsRe: My Pictures With Super Eagles just before finals by Nosyke(m): 10:00am On Feb 13, 2013
chiover: Nwanna umunwanyi ole ka itaturu na south africa? Amam na ikporirila ndu ofuma dia, biko kawa ka imara status gi ugbu a maka oria minwu [/b]bu hiv. Anyway I so much gbadu ur swag bro mana [b]umuonisha buna mugu wen compared to UMUABA !!!!
*falls from Ukwu mango tree*

Onye york tongue tongue tongue
SportsRe: Stephen Keshi Resigns As Eagles Coach by Nosyke(m): 8:24pm On Feb 11, 2013
dmcdad: Jeez!!!
Don't mind the guy, instead of him to be objective and take a swipe at the inept NFF, he is trying to tribalise the issue. Did anybody care if s/he was igbo, yoruba, hausa while celebrating yesterday?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Funny Ways You Communicated Before GSM Came To Nigeria by Nosyke(m): 7:11pm On Feb 11, 2013
colly227: Then I have to trek for 15 minutes to my babes place then hang around till whenever she is ready to wash dishes under the mango tree right in front of her house grin grin......so funny I do all these just to see her face,sometimes we end up not saying a word to each other after the long wait but the smiles alone is worth it grin. Love has meaning then cos everyday was an adventure....on market days she writes me a love letter which I have to pick up at a specified spot along the tiny bush part. I remember smiling down the tiny push path on a valentine's day to pick up my letter all of a sudden this wicked hen with chicks chased me back home. That fowl injure me sha cheesy cheesy
Bros, u no talk wetin u do, how chicken go dey pursue u??lolzzz
SportsRe: Moses A Doubt For Sunday's Match - Keshi by Nosyke(m): 4:46pm On Feb 07, 2013
Damn, this is not good news at all. The guy has been good and very creative. I also had my reservations about Emenike still being on the field even after the 4 goals, when he ought to have been rested.

In any case, I really wish us all the (good) luck in the world.



SportsRe: Did Nigeria Threaten Mali To Lose The Match ? by Nosyke(m): 6:44pm On Feb 06, 2013
@Op stop that stuff you are smoking, its not good for your brain. Now see your brain will need to be reformatted!!
PoliticsRe: Picture Of PHCN Office by Nosyke(m): 12:33pm On Feb 06, 2013
chiover: Na generator be dathuh??
No ,na gas turbine grin grin
TravelRe: Illegal Immigrants In The US Will Be Entitled Citizenship by Nosyke(m): 12:01pm On Feb 06, 2013
o boy............*on ma way to US embassy to hutsle for visa*
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs. Mali -- Your Predictions by Nosyke(m): 3:44pm On Feb 04, 2013
pawpawguy: Nigeria 2-1 Mali
Damn , you stole my vision grin grin
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs. Mali -- Your Predictions by Nosyke(m): 3:43pm On Feb 04, 2013
Nigeria 2- Mali 1.....Emenike scored one of the goals.......*dont ask me how I know*
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Is Virgin Atlantic Ambassador In N23m Deal by Nosyke(m): 2:34pm On Feb 04, 2013
begwong: who is the Ambassador for DANA airline huh huh
#justasking#
Basket mouth
*justsaying*
FamilyRe: How Did Your Family Celebrate Nigeria's Victory Yesterday? by Nosyke(m): 12:59pm On Feb 04, 2013
We went to the nearest bar and collected drinks from them on credit. We hope to offset the barman from the 15k USD due to Super eagles as a result of the victory.
I hope the money comes soon sha grin grin grin
HealthRe: Do These Exercises If You Work Daily On Computers by Nosyke(m): 5:38pm On Feb 01, 2013
The LokI: Finally first to comment!
I wanna just thank God for always being there for me, shoutout to drake, boogey, madrid, ronaldo, okada drivers, rice makers, garri lovers ati bebelo cheesy
Dude, you are so funny...wow I hadn't laughed out so hard today till I read your post.
Thanks for this comedy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How much do Custom Officers earn? by Nosyke(m): 9:29am On Feb 01, 2013
kaykraka4u: [s]Customs pays btw 115-130k for fresh intakes[/s].
Also,U have to be at any of its ports/borders to earn more, u know what I mean?
AS in working at the terminal/border
Not true, between 80-90k
PoliticsRe: South-East PDP Rejects Orji Uzor Kalu by Nosyke(m): 3:21pm On Jan 31, 2013
omarky: Ur comment makes me laugh in my mother tongue....., wr do u get ur information abt Tinubu joining PDP from? Don't tell me you are one of d Sahara reporters.....

Your ability to comprehend basic grammar obviously needs to improve, dude....she was only trying to paint a picture.


J12: Must you resort to cheap and stupìd lies to express your hate?

Maybe s/he exaggerated a little bit, but the truth still remains that in order to get any post then in Abia state, the person will pass through 'Mother Excellency'

Technology MarketRe: come In & Pre-order All Your Brand New In Box Blackberry 9320 - 28K Naira by Nosyke(m): 4:21pm On Jan 24, 2013
Fhemmmy: I remain loyal, Sir . . . thanks for checking us out: Brand New White Bold 5 = 68K Naira, Like New in Box Bold 5 with all accessories = 57K Naira, Used Bold 5 with just the charger = 53K Naira . . . Looking forward to doing business with you soon, Sir
Oga, Femmy Shuuuuooooo,
Cant I get it for range of 40ssss
Technology MarketRe: come In & Pre-order All Your Brand New In Box Blackberry 9320 - 28K Naira by Nosyke(m): 3:42pm On Jan 24, 2013
Oga Fhemmy, how much will one get a white bold 5. Give me the rate for both new and used.
Thanks
PoliticsRe: Emir Of Kano Flown To London. by Nosyke(m): 4:11pm On Jan 21, 2013
chingyjant: Thats not fare.Why not ask yourself why he was attacked?He is seen as an Ally to the Federal Government and the BH boys see him as one betraying Islam.So dont conclude that he is a sponsor

Its not fair at all grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Single On Nairaland? by Nosyke(m): 9:09pm On Jan 18, 2013
Odikwa very serious oo

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Car TalkRe: Advice On First Car To Buy by Nosyke(m): 9:51pm On Jan 17, 2013
grin
mich2012: Toyota whathuh Please check the car you have if it's a "mixed breed". Toyota does not make Maxima, Nissan does.
Now this got me cracking up so much. Mixed breed car....OMG so funny
FamilyRe: What Can You Never Forgive Your Parent For? by Nosyke(m): 1:53pm On Jan 16, 2013
hassymo5: WHY ARE YOU ALL TALKING AS IF ALL PARENTS WILL GO TO HEAVEN, ALOT OF THEM WILL GO TO HELL.
1. FOR FORCING THEIR CHILDREN TO MARRY THE WRONG PARTNER, COS OF THEIR SELFISH INTEREST
2, FOR NOT RESPECTING THEIR CHILDRENS WISH WHEN ITS COMES TO MARRAIGE
3. FOR MISUSING THE POWER GOD GAVE THEM ON THEIR CHILDREN, FOR INSTANT WHEN YOU WANT TO MARRY THE ONE YOU LOVE AND THEY DONT WANT IT, THEY BEGIN TO MAKE STATEMENTS LIKE CAUSE ON YOU
There are more, dis are just a fews !!!

I will never forgive my parents if they committed gbagaun like you

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