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A woman was out golfing one day, and hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her," If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I forgot to mention that there was a condition to your wishes- that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better." The woman said," That'll be fine." For her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, and that women will flock to him." The woman replied, "That will be okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So poof! She becomes the most beautiful woman in the world For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said," That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be 10 times richer than you." The woman said," That will be okay, because what is mine is his, and what is his is mine…" so, poof! She becomes the richest woman in the world. The frog then enquired about her third wish, and she answered," I'd like a mild heart attack." |
Jose Mourinho pays a visit to Arsenal, to see if he can pick up any tips on continental training methods. He asks Arsene Wenger how he keeps the players mentally sharp. "Simple," says Arsene. "I ask them riddles. Let me show you." Just then, Theo Walcot is walking by. "Theo, I have a question for you," says Arsene. "He is not your brother, but he is your father's son. Who is he?" "That is easy," says Theo. "It is me." Mourinho goes back to Chelsea and the next day at training he calls John Terry over. "John, I have a question for you. He is not your brother, but he is your father's son. Who is he?" "Bleedin' ell, boss, I dunno. Why are you asking me? "Mourinho explains that it's continental coaching, and gives Terry a couple of hours to think about it. John Terry decides to go and talk to Cesc Fabregas, since he knows about these continental coaching methods. "Cesc, do you know the answer to this? He is not your brother, but he is your father's son. Who is he?" "That's easy John. It's me." John Terry goes back to see Mourinho, full of confidence. "I know the answer now, boss." "Go on then, son. He is not your brother, but he is your father's son. Who is he?" "It's Cesc Fabregas!" Mourinho rolls his eyes skywards. "No, you idiot! It's Theo Walcot!" |
Guy, the fact that your family is ASKING your wife to GO means they NEVER supported your Marriage. It also means that your FAMILY has great control over you. SAD [Are you a MAN?] With that said, you should know that if ANYTHING happens to you, your WIFE and CHILDREN will be treated like SLAVES by your family. Write your WILL and get a good Lawyer. Its NO LONGER about you. For the SAKE OF THE CHILDREN, go back to the Genesis of their quarrel and settle it now or else, your children will grow up and will ALWAYS see your Mother (and your own FAMILY) as the WITCHES/WIZARDS behind their problems. Honestly as a married man, I AM DISSAPOINTED in you. MAN up and control your home and stop playing MR. INNOCENT. What will you tell your kids tomorrow. You are too WEAK. MAN the f*&k UP |
Getting a domain is NOT the solution. You got BANNED 3 times? This happens when a NEWBIE tries to outwit a HACKER. STOP clicking on the ads yourself or with friends. They track those things. Those guys at Google are NOT DUMB. |
New Delhi (CNN)The quest to be educated in India has literally scaled new heights.
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Ariel20:How people think. We are talking about a Nigerian making us proud and you just had to go Tribalistic? I'm sure if he was a Muslim you would have said he is a member of BH. |
This will probably work for 50% of the time. So if the CAM is behind the Mirror? |
Nice write up but it is NOT complete. How about the Trad? or was that one free? From experience, 900k - 1M should cover both especially if you can do both on the same day. |
Abuja roads are the best in Nigeria. 10 lane express way with little traffic compared to Lagos. So most drivers put the pedal to the metal. I live on Airport road. Daily, you will see cars for NO REASON inside the gutter. On a 10 LANE EXPRESS WAY! How? Also, a lot of drivers don't know how to drive. They just know how to move a car. I will not be surprised if the car was at fault. I know that junction close to FRSC office. Cars speed out into the express without checking for on coming traffic (which are usually at high speed from the 10 lane express). RIP. |
"If you're having gal problems I feel bad for you son, I have 99 problems and a gal ain't one" - |
Kennyinusa:True but it is NOT a Nigerian thing. 9 out of 10 apps on Google Play or Apple Store are crappy also. Google boast of 1 MILLION apps. Apple boast of 1.3 MILLION apps. Ok, so how many of these millions have you tried? Surely about 500 or maybe 1,000 or so. You can see that the stats of poor apps IS NOT a Nigerian thing. It is global. How many Indian apps, American, South African or UK apps are of GOOD QUALITY. Very few I can tell you. PS: Hope I didn't sound rude but My point: Crappy apps are NOT only in Nigeria. Its global. |
voltron:You should retract this generic statement especially the part in BOLD. So this doesnt happen in the UK or Ghana or India? It happens everywhere with UNPROFESSIONAL and/or LAZY developers. |
Nigerian Developers are VERY good and are of international standard. They have apps on INTERNATIONAL app stores like Google Play, Blackberry World and Apple Store. This means that those apps met INTERNATIONAL requirements before approval on those stores. |
If you read the system requirements for JDK, you will know that it is NOT possible. Get a MINI laptop like HP. Its battery goes like 8 hours |
So South Africa has a higher unemployment rate than Nigeria though their GDP is 5 TIMES ours. They also have a homicide rate that is more than TWICE Nigeria's. Who is the CLOWN that compiled this list? |
Smartlife:Did you ever stop to think that the answer to your calling Jesus was your brother waking you up? You expect extraordinary miracles and fireballs from heaven to consume them? God answers in the little things. That is why most Christians are ungrateful. They didn't get the Million Naira they asked for but they forget that some of their mates are in prison or dead. |
Since this is Programming section your title is a bit off Mobile App Developer VS Web Developer VS Software DeveloperMobile app and Web apps are ALL software. I guess you mean Mobile Apps Dev vs Web Apps Dev vs PC Apps Dev. I have arrange them in order of revenue & ease of design. PC apps are usally the MOST expensive. Mobile apps are still evolving. They are light, easy to design and sell (thanks to many app stores around). Device compatibility is the issue (BB, BB10, Android, IOS, Windows). Average selling price is $1. Web apps are the best. They run on ANY device with a browser & internet connection. (They have been there since Sir Tim Bernes Lee worked on HTTP protocol. They will be around till Jesus comes). Most web apps (including website (like facebook), portals etc) sell at an average of $50. PC apps are difficult to market and can be VERY expensive (games like PC games and console games inclusive). They are mainly corporate apps. Average price is $200. Eg. Apps like MS Office sell for like $100 - $500. |
Good to know Nigerians are working hard, however, he is NOT the first to develop such an app. He may be the first Nigerian to do "such app" you know off. Only Apple can give us such info. |
Check out our over 20 apps catalogue for: BlackBerry (including BB10): http://appworld.blackberry.com/webstore/vendor/34429/?lang=en&countrycode=NG Android: https://play.google.com/store/search?q=greenspek Java: www.greenspek.com/getjar Check our complete catalogue from our site @ www.greenspek.com/download NOTE: Screen shots are from 4 different apps
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Glorified secondary school or University? The future is bright |
This cant be true... give us a link on UAE MOFA site or... |
Those who are of the opinion that Nigeria should divide have NO idea what WAR is. These are Father, Brothers, Uncles, Sons, Husbands and Soldiers. RIP brave heros. Your labour will NOT be in vain. Maximum respect! |
Well, the date has been fixed. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/2015-nedg-releases-timetable-presidential-debates/ |
... and the house (Senate and Reps) who are supposed to represent the people will approve it? |
We have loads of them. Mostly educational stuff for WAEC and JAMB Past Q and A / CBT to Job Aptitude Tests. More info @ www.greenspek.com/download |
Some venues seem to have been omitted in that list |
Check www.greenspek.com Web design, Mobile app, Consulting and lots more. |
Whizzdom:Keylogger for YOUR computer? Really? |
Bottomline: Most Dogs sell out easily. They can become your friends in a few seconds. With little or no attention they still come back home. (more Masculine inclinded) Most Cats need more care and attention to gain their trust. They dont sell out easily like DOgs. Plus they are neater. (more Feminine inclinded) |
Hmmm, an .apk application for android? Is there an .apk not for android or you just want to form Tech? |
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