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shadrach77: why can't our ladies learn to cross their legs elegantly like their european counterparts ? why?

while it looks very ladylike , it can cause varicose veins which is very ugly , varicose veins can be painful, especially when standing. Severe long-standing varicose veins can lead to leg swelling, venous eczema, skin thickening (lipodermatosclerosis) and ulceration.it can also lead to Blood clotting within affected veins. Termed superficial thrombophlebitis. These are frequently isolated to the superficial veins, but can extend into deep veins becoming a more serious problem.

so ladies this is one European culture we shouldn't copy i beg , just keep your legs closed

Mikey: My Fiancee's birthday comes up in a fortnight and I'm so puzzled on what to give her, I'd really need real romantic tips on how to make her milestone age a memorable one.

give her an experience,sometimes gifts are boring and very cliche. make it a memorable day, go somewhere nice for the day

sleekdot: As long as she has graduated top of her class in an ivy league school no problem.

The guy. I would ask for his Police clearance, drug test, Blood test, HIV result, hair follicle test, Breath test, IQ test, His SAT scores, GRE scores, current GPA, Statement of Purpose, His career goals, His current Bank account, His projected Bank account in 5, 10, 40 yrs and how he hopes to get there, Whom his parents are and why he feels he needs to date my own daughter of all people considering the risk it involves knowing that I have a hunting license

We would now watch the movie of How Samuel Doe was killed and ask him if he can recognize the younger version of me in the video

statement of purpose cracked me up bad, as in how does one construct that one ? Dear sir , as requested, please find attached supporting documents in application to date Morenike Asake Sandra Ajayi.i am currently an undergraduate at University College London studying Brain sciences bla bla bla

what of that some guys havent got a clue what they want

timbros: There are confusing infos here.

Which of the chromosomes swims faster? Male or female? Which is xx and which is xy?

Clarification please!

XX for female
XY for male.

timbros: Hmmmm quite informative.

@bolded: wow this is my first time of hearing this

i wonder if it is to save it for the main thing

If you want a boy:
We know that the 'male' sperm cells, which carry a Y-chromosome, swim more quickly than the 'female' sperm cells, which carry an X-chromosome, but will die off faster as well, so you and your partner will have to be sure that you are as close to 100% certain that you ovulating, then you would have sex closer to that ovulation date.

This allows the faster swimming 'male' sperm to swim off to the waiting female egg and fertilize it before the slower swimming 'female' sperm reach their destination.

If you want a girl:
Well, it is really simple now that you see the pattern. If are planning for a girl then it is best to make love at least two days before you ovulate, as this will allow the faster swimming 'male' sperm to swim off, burn up their energy and die off, leaving the slower swimming ''female' sperm to arrive to a ripe and ready female egg that is still waiting to be fertilized.

Other factors to bear in mind:
Men should refrain from any kind of sexual activity for at least 2-4 weeks prior to the set date of your ovulation.

You could bathe your partners testicles in cool water, as a lower temperate is more appropriate for strong healthy sperm cells. Just also be aware not to make it too cold, as too cold a temperature may have the same effect as a high temperature.

Males should wear loose fitting boxers, as opposed to the traditional underwear for the reasons mentioned above.

carry go Timbros no dulling, let us know how u get on

http://www.pregnancy-calendars.net/determine_sex.aspx#.UJpGjlvdX6U

goodsegs: Hello Guys,I think i am losing it all due to my recurrent anger in my Relationship.I have been having a wonderful relationship,But I get angry quite fast especially when i discovered i am being lied to.The last issues i have with my Fiancee really got so bad that we considering breaking our relationship.

I overreacted and said some awful stuffs out of anger.I have lost concentration at work and i keep wondering what i need to do to get things back on track.

Even while we agreed to call some stuffs off for now,i really want to take some steps to revive this relationship.

I have been dating her for Three years and we are planning on settling down Next Year.I have had a deep thought,and i think i have over-reacted in many of the situations.

I will appreciate a good approach in dealing with Anger especially when you have issues in trusting A woman perfectly.

is this lying a usual occurrence as in does Ur partner lie at every given moment in other words is she a perpetual liar? if she is then there is a problem , but if it is just a one off which is natural then try and manage ur anger,take a walk at least to clear Ur head, calm down before addressing the issue just so hurtful and wrong things are not said in anger

carefulme: The ellipsis...
Were they part of the text or were deliberately used to hide some xxxually provocative statements by the poster?

i suspect that it was a deliberate ommission by the poster.......though not too sure


it's not that i believe the story though....

OMO i like aproko oooo
i no believe sey i fit the whole post finish
if na book , i sure sey i go don dey sleep for the second paragraph

honestly i too read it till the end

AB10: Character(integrity & confidence)

you damn right about that confidence

you know i wonder at times how they come up with needs such as this , do they have a meeting ?do they have one of those Eureka moments " aha i think we need a spy balloon " , in fact let us invest in a spy balloon , just how do they justify spending a whole N295million on a freaking spy balloon. Does money mean nothing anymore in Nigeria?

its hard to be a Nigerian patriot honestly , those people still living in foolish hope that someday Nigeria will be good , i salute you, because hell will freeze over before that happens

dont i repeat dont! marry someone with low self confidence

Forms of the Morning-After Pill that contain the hormone estrogen carry the potential risks associated with that drug. These include: blood clots, stroke and heart attack.

There is some evidence that the Morning-After Pill may put a woman at increased risk for an ectopic pregnancy (a pregnancy occurring outside the uterus).

this form of birth control should be used as a one off and not as a long term contraceptive

http://pregnancylansing.com/Morning_After_Pill.html

who cares really , life's too short to worry about rubbish like this

this just reminds me of when my brothers dog designed the bonnet of his then girlfriend now wife's car with his paws , he scratched it beyond words,that was how she came down to go to work and saw her car she was close to tears and i can just remember her saying ifeanyi its either me or the dog, laugh wan kill me .
well the dog is still there and she kukuma don be wife of the house, both parties are co-existing in peace

REMPORTER SOLTN: @ Poster. You have to have a sit down with your dad and have a heart to heart talk. Show appreciation for his contributions as a dad first to massage his ego b4 u ask him questions on why he hit you,do not show annoyance or else he might get defensive. He probably did it b'cos he saw nothing wrong but if you can appeal to the man within him. Handle this with wisdom and you'll earn his respect. Your dad will always be your dad.

right now is not the time for talking , its obvious the dad does not have any atom of respect for his son, so let some time lapse because diving into such a heavy discussion

CuntDestroyer: RATHER than start a pointless pathetic thread here why not do what you have to do?

This facebook generation and the need to appear narcissistic and self centered will haunt the world some day.

Grow up or at least man dah phuck up!

this is the problem , so because he is a man he shouldn't show any type of emotion, this is why some men feel so much pressure to be strong , a man is also flesh and blood and feels pain and there is nothing wrong in seeking opinions in what can be said to be a very difficult time .

Mr Poster, terribly sorry, i can understand your frustration, for now just avoid your popsi lest the spirit of hatred and retaliation consume you and you dont need that , start finding your way in life as someone said maybe find a small place to stay and invite your mum sometimes for now STAY OUT OF HIS WAY

222Martins: This story has just shattered my faith on my security doors and burglary proofs. But it has reaffirmed that God is the ultimate protector.

you are very correct, only God can save one

it really doesn't matter whether the stats are correct or not at least one or 2 people have learnt something from this thread today , guys examine your prostate ASAP simple

i guess its OK when they are younger but i think nature has a way of changing that as they become older, they will become more self conscious and will cringe when they see you naked

mko abiola: @ OP.Ar u stil a virgin ?
U don't av to loose d 2 sides.
Anyway,u av printed ur I.V since it 2months to d DAY.so all other advice ar irrelevant.
U wud av said dis b4 now b4 it relationship go deep.
Best of luck

wonders shall never cease really, so because the IV has been printed , she should dive into hell fire? the mind boggles really the way people think

[quote author=member_126910]Hi guys, I need fresh eyes to look at this situation, as it is bugging me constantly.

I've been engaged to this guy for about 20 months, and we got engaged after 2-3 months of dating. Even though I was a virgin at 25 when we met, I have had previous boyfriends. He grilled me several times in the beginning, wanting to know what specifically I had "done" in the past with them, even going as far as to asking if I was gay.

We live apart, and he has always been obsessed with the idea of me "cheating". When we started, if he phoned me and I was unavailable for any reason, it meant that I was being suspicious even though I called him back asap. It doesn't help also that he is very cunning. On one occasion, I invited him to church with me, he pretended he wasn't coming, dropped me off at the station, and immediately followed me on the train back to church to see if I indeed was going where I said I was. When confronted, he said it was because I gave him a reason to believe that I was cheating by not always answering my phone immediately - he thought I was meeting up with friends after service. (Even if I do, I still don't see why this should be a problem!). One public holiday, I had lots of work to do at home so I told him I was going to work when I wasn't (I didn't want to be disturbed). He called my work, and as I wasn't there, he concluded I was cheating. He confronted me about it, and I admitted that I lied about going to work, but only because I needed to get some work done at home. He was terribly upset about this, even shouting at me down the phone. It was only later that I realised that he got so emotional because he had assumed that I was cheating, not because he was betrayed by me lying about where I was. He admits that he has had several partners before me, and also that he had never been 100% faithful to any one of them. Yet, I do not try to grill him in the same way. I do not assume that he is cheating when anything happens, if he doesn't answer his phone immediately. The funny thing about this is that the day he told me that he had never been faithful to anyone before (even in a 5 year relationship that he was in - he said the lady cheated, so he cheated for revenge), he immediately followed up saying that things might get bloody if I ever cheated on him. His first reaction if anything happens between us is "Who have you told?". He says that he doesn't want us bringing 'outsiders' into our marriage issues, which is a valid approach, but I am beginning to doubt the intention behind this.

Recently, I found out that he has (without my knowledge), not just hacked into my Twitter account but also set up his phone to receive an alert whenever anyone mentions me or sends me a message on Twitter. This is not just a hack which lets you log into my Twitter. This is an alert like a text message. This means that wherever he is, whatever he is doing, he wants to know what who contacts me on Twitter. He does have a Twitter account but isn't interested in anything I have to say and so he isn't following me. Rather he is interested in the private messages I get, and what messages people send me. By the way, I have absolutely nothing whatsoever to hide there. I do have male "followers", but these are people who I learn from. I'm quite interested in business and technology and I think it's a great learning resource for other people's experiences. So I don't mind that he can see all my conversations. What I mind about is that 2 months to our wedding, this man is convinced enough that I might be flirting with other men, that he is still trying to catch me out through various methods. This worries me, because why would anyone go through wedding planning and preparations with someone they don't trust? I'm not a flirt, I don't have many friends yet I'm being treated like a criminal. I almost regret saving up myself all these years only to end up being monitored and investigated for infidelity for no just cause. This breaks my heart because I don't treat him the same way, and I don't know what I have done to deserve this kind of treatment.

The ironic thing is that early this year, I met a guy on the plane, who can be desribed as a ladies man. This man stared at me for the entire duration of the 6-hour flight, at the end of which he stopped me to chat me up. I initially thought he recognised me from somewhere, but when it seemed he just wanted to chat a girl up, I told him I was married and walked away. I narrated this to my fiance, and by pure coincidence 3 months later, it turned out the same guy in question was dating my fiance's cousin, and had narrated the incident to her as well, confirming my story in public! If anyone ever needed reassurance, then I would have thought that would be it - but my fiance says that his problem is that I shouldn't even have had a conversation with a stranger in the first place! So basically he's not convinced that I wouldn't sleep with any odd guy that catches my fancy if he had the right qualities. When you love someone, have given them yourself in a way that you'll never give anyone, and want to spend the rest of your life with them, this is very hard to hear. I understand that he has been cheated on before, and it was difficult for him, being a very very caring guy, but it still doesn't justify punishing me for other peoples sins.

What do you make of this, guys? Are his fears justified? Is this how Nigerian relationships usually are, or is my case a special case? I'm really really pissed off about this Twitter issue, especially as there is no need for it.[/quote]in igbo language they say
gba wa ka okpa gi ra in english run as fast as your legs can carry you

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it will be Lincoln and Hobbit for me ,Daniel Day Lewis is a very serious actor, i absolutely loved lord of the rings so looking forward to Hobbit

Churches around Nigeria will hold crusades and Programmes with Titles like 'May Hurricane wipe out your enemies'.. 'Calming the Hurricanes in your life'.. 'Finding the Rainbow in your Hurricane'.. e.t.c..

Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the Hurricane

Visit the survivors camp and share relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and Indomie)


as in eh, i almost fell on the floor with laughter honestly , you are a riot and a half Okija_juju

No we will however watch it on CNN , BBC , Aljazeera and the likes while we hope and pray that we dont experience such because it will be disastrous ,right now we are still allocating money for the flooding situation in the country while wild animals struggle for accommodation with the displaced .

things are improving by the grace of God, off topic , i wonder if there's still land around that igbobi hospital area because there will soon be a need to expand the hospital very soon because of the expected influx of bicycle related accidents

onatisi: dont mind me ,i was trying to visualise ayuba with swollen face holding a mic when i wrote that dogshit

ah onatisi you are such a good sport honestly

omotola1: Hmmmmmmmn....
Sharp guy!
Bros abeg who ask u dis one?

i be sis oh not bros oga

Fhemmmy: Cos it costs a lot of money and will take away from their loot bags
Also, how would they be able to take some money out of the nation if they are just being treated within the nation . . . Sad Indeed.

valid point made

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]Even the President doesn't trust our health care system....
[/quote]the irony really

semid4lyfe: President Goodluck Jonathan says the federal government has put arrangements in place to fly the governor of Taraba state Alhaji Danbaba Suntai abroad for treatment if it becomes necessary.

Doctor Jonathan was speaking to Muslim faithful who came to pay him the Sallah homage in the Presidential Villa. He said that the governor is stable and that he will first be brought to the National Hospital in Abuja for treatment before any other action will be taken.

The Governor escaped death on Thursday after a plane he was flying crashed in Yola, the Adamawa State capital.

The governor, his aide-de-camp and chief security officer, who were also in the plane that took off from Jalingo, the Taraba State capital, and three others, were seriously injured.

Mr Suntai, who graduated as a pilot from the Aviation College in Zaria last year, was piloting the crashed plane. This would be the second time he is surviving a plane crash

The plane, a Cessna 208, 5N-BMJ, owned by the state government, crashed at about 7.45 pm, near the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) Depot, on the outskirts of Yola.

The governor, who was brought in unconscious, was first taken to Yola Specialist Hospital for treatment, but was later, moved to the better-equipped Federal Medical Centre, Yola.

A statement from the Ministry of Aviation said the aircraft had six persons, including the crew on board when it crashed.

It said the aircraft departed Jalingo for Yola and reported contact with the Yola control tower, but shortly before it landed, the pilot lost contact with the control tower, while efforts to radio the aircraft failed.

http://www.channelstv.com/home/2012/10/26/fg-may-fly-suntai-abroad-for-treatment/

na wa oh cant they treat him in the so called "better-equipped Federal Medical Centre, Yola" abi e pass their power