₦airaland Forum

Beremx:
I had to read this email sent to my box severally to be sure of what I am reading. Just got the email some minutes ago.


Has it gotten to this extent that Nigeria has to be Segregated? This means that we from the South have no hope of the empowerment.

Wonderful!!

my dear sister, I got the same mail too. The matter just tire me

damtan:
Thinking of suicide is a thing, executing it is another. Quite alot of people might have thought Of suicide but are strong enough not to carry it out. I once imagined a rope in my neck but quickly went out to meet with friends. Suicide isn't the only option o jare

thanks my dear. Forget what that guy said. It is only weak pple that commit suicide.
Everyone has at a point in life contemplated suicide. But it takes courage to realise that u can keep fighting until u win, rather than kill Urself just to excape your problems

doctokwus:
I have always wondered why other parts of the country cannot rear cattle when the southern part even have more fertile grazing land for the cattle.
It's annoying and pure lack of foresight from Southern leaders,businessmen and indigenes to have made it look cattle rearing is a type of agriculture only Northerners have the know how for.
Kudos to the anambra state government.
Individuals in southern states and governments should key into this idea and break the Fulani cattle monopoly,after all they can't graze in the North all year long,but can in almost all Southern states.

u may have a point. We are lead to believe cattle can't do well for long periods in the east because of tse-tse fly

citizenY:
Interesting, so what is all this gburugburu and red cap stuff about and all the cloak s and crowns and elephant tusks . Including Obamadike or is it Ohamadike

Na packaging. To make Nigerians think we Igbos have culture and tradition like everyone else. Truth is, we no send all these titled men, chiefs and Ezes. They are on their own

tyup:
I don't have much to say

but I remember ibb's words when he said "We should have no problem with the Igbos for they can be bought and be resold"

I'll advice buhari to budget just 1m each for all igbo monarch and see Ruga coming to stay permanently in SE. buhari should do this and thank me later

unfortunately, monarchs in Igbo land are mere figure heads. They control nothing. No one gives a damn about Thier opinion. They command zero respect. The one in my area I don't even greet him as a monarch. I greet him while still in my car, and say a simple "sir". I don't even step in the brakes while greeting him. Me I no send. He no dey feed me na

hakeemhakeem:
I think govt should let the plastic n pure water firm to operate on taxes free and compel them to have a chines of cleaners to clear plastics and nylons within their area

how come u entered my mind?
Exactly my thoughts. Govt shud grant these companies incentives to encourage recycling. At the same time, they shud impose heavier levies in companies that chose not to recycle

gwarotango:
Some Ibos were already rejoicing over the false news on another thread, not realizing the serious consequences that will accompany this kind of behavior. Be careful what you wish for

u, what do u wish for?

sarrki:
The truth is that they really want to take over Taraba economically and politically

They have succeeded economically

Politically still struggling

It won’t spell well

Seriously

Taraba is a Christian dominated state in percentages

I don’t like playing religious cards

But the truth Be told

Let’s respect people culture and way of living

Who are those advising Muhammadu Buhari?

It seems something is not right somewhere

Who are u? What did u do with sarrki? Why are u using his nairaland account? Did u kidnap him? Did u kill him?
Please speak now or else..........

NwanyiOkpa:
BullShait!


I love wizkid so much, i can use my vagina to wage Kola for him.

ok. Get ready to get pregnant. This time, it will be real

NwanyiOkpa:
I am having a very tough time right now.

I had unprotected sex with my boyfriend 2 weeks ago but i took Soda after the intercourse. We had sex again last week tuesday i took postinor 2. My period is meant to have started like two days ago (saturday) although i felt the period symptoms on friday (three days ago)

I took a pregnancy test and it was negative but i am yet to still get my period.

Is there anything i can do? someone suggested i take Beecham + Andrew Liver Salt. I am really confused right now.

relax. U are stressed. I don't think u are pregnant. Ur period will come if u relax Ur mind.

400billionman:
In a rural branch, illiterate villagers run multiple bank accounts with several names. BVN or not.

You see things like Kalu Emeka.

Next account will be Okoro Emeka Kalu.

Third account will be Okoro Kalu. Same person.

Only diligent bankers spot out these errors and correct them.

the point is, as long as the woman is BVN verified, name mismatch alone cannot make her a fraud suspect. U shud know better than this Na. The woman clearly attempted a fraud. Leave story

nams77:
Something is not adding up in this story. Didn't she do a bvn? Wasn't her picture on the mandate in the said bank? Somebody is not telling the truth.

This calls for forensic investigation and if the woman is right, her balance should be restored by the bank and compensstion paid for her incarceration.

God bless u for making sense.
The story simply does not add up at all!!!!
I wonder how nairaLanders forget their brains at home when reading some stories. What happened to BVN? what happened to the photo on the mandate? Even if the bank actually incarcerated her in error, how can her money be withdrawn by someone else??
All pure lies. The woman attempted a fraud and failed. She was lucky to finally get out of jail. She for don hear am

Gandollaar:
Banks will never comply. It's not done.

except thru a court order

dominique:
This is totally wrong if true. Is it not better to wipe out the data rather than tampering with monies in people's accounts which may not even belong to the erring customers? If you can locate the lines that stole the data, wipe out the data and leave their bank accounts alone. If you can't, count your losses and move on. I doubt if banks will comply with this kind of directive though.

MTN will need a court order to be able to debit the accounts of customers

Munzy14:
Wrong move bro, Those two require some distance away from the pen. For the sake of biosecurity in poultry management...

bio security won't be an issue, if u raise the flooring of both units (higher than the floor of the pen house), demarcate it entirely with a full wall, and make sure the entrance to those units are not thru the pen house or close to the pen house. If the pen house entrance are faced North and west, y can face the entrance to the brooding house east, and the farm house will face south

mobolaji234:
Good idea bro. So you want to be sleeping next yo your Chicks.
You can do yours that way when building yours. Thanks



Yeah

You can face the door to the farmhouse outwards. U won't even notice the chicks are next door

mobolaji234:
Journey so far

if I were u, I wud have saved significant resources by attaching the farmhouse and the brooding house to the pen. It would save u both roofing costs and some block work too. Even space

KenOne:
One bad thing about Igbos is they swallow everything from their leaders hook line and sinker as far as you're not in APC.

The reason they don't criticize Okezie Ikpeazu of Abia state despite his poor performances, but quick to criticize Yahaya Bello and Samuel Ortom of Benue state when he was in APC.

But the moment Ortom decamped to PDP no more criticism i remember how in a day they open up to 15 thread about Ortom owing salaries and not performing but everything have siezed since he's now in PDP.

Imagine if it were Okorocha, Ngige or Orji Uzor Kalu that gave themselves for search they will call it all sort of name and abuse them simply because they are Igbos in APC, but since it's Emeka Ihedioha a PDP governor it's humility in display.

Las las Emeka Ihedioha 4years will be spent on social media, Imo people please accept my sympathy in advance, i know pride will not allow you people to speak up about the non performance of Emeka Ihedioha because of how you guys insulted Okorocha and said he didn't do anything and claimed Emeka Ihedioha was the messiah to move Imo forward and rewrite the history of Imolite.

sadly u are correct. With the way ihedioha and his crew is going, it is clear they have no plans to work in Imo state. The whole media hype is now getting me pissed off.
That man shud get to work already!!!

VillagePipu:
Nothing for Ndigbo?

Despite the fact that the SE have been faithfully serving the PDP for 20 years now, nothing for the SE.

seriously u are funny. What chances does an Igbo man stand in an election? So many factors will be against them. Northern and Yoruba interests, party interests etc

Charanko:
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This is just pure nonsense. But I don't blame the pastor.

I blame the stúpid couple and church congregation for making those idíots believe they are all powerful beings.

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u really believe the OP??
Wow!!!! I think u shud also believe that money grows on trees.

Trust me, this is all false. If the wedding was suspended, there must have been far heavier reasons for that.
Could be premarital pregnancy, HIV issues, blood genotype issues or withdrawal of parental consent from one of the parent.
It could also be false submissions made to the church.

Those are the possible reason for wedding suspension.

Eating from the same plate won't even attract an admonition from the church.

Canadanow:
Morning good people of Naija, abeg if you get anybody wey need kidney. Am serious about this please. I need cash, let the person know its not free though. My blood group is O+. Thanks.

kidney wey I dey buy together with the heart and liver for ₦1,600 in the market. Tastes so nice in fried rice.

MiaB:
we have some really kind hearted people

WOW!!
I am really impressed

durangokid:
. Sorry you have to leave with with it, which ever way Emeka Ihedioha take to government Imo people that I'd his choice if you don't like it you can go and commit drink sniper

Na wa Oooo.
It is so sad that I am sharing a state of origin with a totally brainless monkey.
I can't believe my eyes reading what u wrote.
U mean we shud not hold our governor accountable Abi? He can destroy imo state if he wishes. Right??
U are really a mo.ron.
We held Rochas accountable for his misdeeds and ensured his legacy does not continue by rejecting his son inlaw.
Now we will hold ihedioha fully accountable. So he shud quit the blame game and get to work.

durangokid:
. When he began RASULE Okorocha now, it's the like of you who will say Emeka Ihedioha is wicked Mbaise is bad, and very soon if Rochas and his Cohorts enters into the traps Emeka Ihedioha set for them , mark my words Emeka will deal seriously with them, that guy is waiting for an opportunity to treat their bullshit

u are really pathetic!!!
Did we elect ihedioha to treat bullshit of past government? Did we elect him to witch-hunt and trade blames?
NO!!
We elected him to govern. He shud simply get to work and stop all this nonsense blame game. Gosh!!!!
Now I hate PDP more than ever

jaxxy:
China are more vindictive than the us. We know this for a fact. Instead of following a constructive path to the resolution they are attacking poor Americans staffs and destroying IPhones. Lol



Samsung has already been way bigger than huawei and still is and they only had Patent issues with iPhone and it’s resolved peacefully not the us government cos they are not shady or spy channels like huawei. The us isn’t bothered about competition bt security. That’s the concern with huawei here.

if u actually believe that bullshit that the US concern is primarily about security rather than competition, then u are real naive.
U really don't understand the psychology of Donald Trump

femtex007:
No. I doubt. Maybe its one of pdp gimmicks

exactly.
PDP has already started the blame game. It is clear that ihedioha has sorrounded himself with the wrong pple. It is clear that they have only come to loot

post=78748007:
.......and the last cow we bought a fortnight ago for our last party for a FULL COW barbecue was #370,000!!

Are we now saying cows are more expensive than human lives?!

What an irony of life!!

Na Wetin Ur APC paymasters cause na

chuks34:
I discovered NL through my neighbor Jerry2i

an office colleague told me about it in 2007. He is late now.
Dele, Continue to rest in peace. We love u

phunbyt:
I got a Honda Accord baby boy recently and the gear shift is draining me off cash... It delays before shifting from one gear to another. Lagos mechanics have scammed me within the last two months and I'm dead broke right now. I need to move the car to Ilorin for business...


One said it's a rewire's work, rewire did it still the problem persist please what do I need to do I'm a novice please experts should please tell me what the problem could be and what can be done.

I would try to fix the issue in this order.
1. Change the gear oil. If it continues...
2. Change the gear switch and it's related sensors. If that does not work.....
3. Check the air flow system.... All the way from the inflow (air filter and air flow metre) to the outflow (exhaust manifold, catalytic converters) make sure nothing is blocked, especially in the outflow part. If there is no problem there then
4. Replace the gear box

Mybussinessmind:
My name is Donyabi, Godfrey Ebimobowei.

The road was never easy for me but I scaled through by His grace.

ROAD TO MY ICAN SUCCESS

2010

My dad lost his lucrative job, my younger brother was seriously ill which cost my dad a lot of money to treat him, my parent separated and the same year I gained admission into the higher institution but I couldn’t further my studies because I had no sponsor. It was like hell for me that year coupled with the fact that I had not gotten out of the pains I passed through when my best friend, Late Daniel kelvin Ebikabowei betrayed our friendship by allowing death to take his life. And my dad gave me his blessings “ Godfrey anything you do in life ; God will surely expose you for good and people will acknowledge you for your worth” and he further gave me a caveat to this prayer “ But Godfrey you must work hard because if you fail today neither me nor your mother will be held responsible but you”



2011

I started my first work on January 4, 2011 in a factory (LG) and the first Salary I received was N9,000 and subsequently N11,000 as salary and I was just trying to manage myself to keep body and soul together and also to comply with the advice of my dad.

2012

I was still working in the factory and later in the year I came across my secondary classmate( Lawal Sikiru(AAT)) who was running ICAN ATS programme and he gisted me about ICAN and he convinced me “ you don’t have to be rich to run ICAN programme”...this was what gingered me to run this ICAN programme, that year I enrolled for the programme even though my salary then was meagre, I registered with Safe Associates Ltd ICAN tutorial as recommended by my friend(Sikiru) in December 2012 to write March 2013 diet; my first day in class was not funny, I was asked if I would be able to cope with the system lecture-wise(becuase they had gone far with lectures), financially and otherwise because I registered late and I said let us how it goes.



2013

I wrote my first exam in March 2013 (ATS 1) while still working in the factory and my exam fee was far higher than my salary; thank God to Sherifat (Sherry) who assisted me with the payment of my ATS 1 exam fee. The result came out after 6 weeks based on the standard and I passed 3 out of 4, I was demoralized but my motivator (Akinsulire Yewande(AAT,Bsc,ACA)) gave me reasons to continue with the programme.I wrote the paper I failed in September 2013 and I passed.That year most times I do trek from Apapa to Ojuelegba just to meet up with classes and there was no fund to finance my transport.





2014

I wrote my ATS 2 exams in March 2014 while still working in the factory and I got another work immediately after the exam in an accounting firm as office assistance with the help of my ATS 1 classmate and co-worker Nwankwo Fidelia on March 24,2014. When the result came out I passed 3 out of 4. I still picked up the courage to continue and I wrote again in September 2014 and passed. This time around I was staying in my tutorial to read overnight and also to minimize expenses.

2015

I wrote my ATS 3 exams in March 2015 and passed all and was inducted in June 2015 as AAT and I was promoted . I registered for ICAN professional programme the same year and I was given some exemtions as AAT member. I was supposed to write November 2015 but I didnt write because I was not financially bouyant.During my ATS 3 days ; Thanks to sochima Umeh(my friend turn brother who was trying in his own little way to assist me with his food and we lived as brothers those days, same goes to my Ijaw sister Hannah Clement(AAT) and Shakirat(AKA Shakira) who assisted in their ways to see me happy in class. I must not forget Jide(AAT,Bsc)(Omo Bababeji) in a rush,Toheeb and Collins Ibe(AAT,ACA) you made my ATS 3 a memorable one.God bless you for me.

2016

I wrote May 2016 diet (Skilled level) and passed 3 out of 4.I wrote the outstanding paper and passed it in November 2016 diet. As usual I was short of fund but thank God to Nigerian Army Lt. Bola(ACA) who paid 3 quarter of my exam fee in Skill Level and also to Tosin(ACA)( Tosin my woman like I do call her in class).

2017

I wrote my Final papers in May 2017(Final Level) and passed 3 out 5 and I wrote the oustanding 2 papers in November 2017 and passed all and to the Glory of God I became a qualified Chartered Accountant.Thanks to Merit Isaac who tried in her own little way and to my sister from my Mother’s Village who completed my final exam fee (Mercy Ogori).

2018

I was promoted after I qualified.

2019

I was inducted as an ACA member of ICAN on May 8,2019. A day I live to remember. Thanks to Ann Onyinyechi Eze my paddy of life who is always bordered about my career and also to my Boss (Mr Solomon Osunba(FCA) who has always given me reasons to be focused and determined in life and also to my fellow colleagues in Solomon Osunba & Co.(Chartered Accountants) for your support and to my family members and friends (The list is too long) for your support.

CHALLENGES TO MY ICAN PROGRAMME

I faced so many challenges while running the programme:

I was downgraded that people who are not rich cannot run ICAN programme.

I had to tutor my friends just to get food in return (i.e stomach infrastructure...LOL)

I passed through hell just to scale through my ICAN programme. I remembered my final exams in may 2017 I was admitted almost one month in the hospital; my friends had a secret meeting with the doctor and told the doctor “Godfey doesn’t give himself rest that he is always in Church,School or Work and he is workaholic” and the funny doctor recommended that I should stop reading for a while and if possible I should forfeit my exams; I adhered to the non-reading aspect recommendation of the doctor but I refused to forfeit the exams slated for May 2017 and I managed to pass 3 out of 5 even though I was black out in the exam hall.



KEYS TO MY ICAN SUCCESS



I was always determined and focus to be successful in my life even though the road was rough and some people discouraged me that I cannot enroll for ICAN programme with my financial status.



I was not discouraged by the words of people with negative thought instead I see them as instrument to suceed.



I listened to the advice of my parent who always wanted me to be educated at all cost because they were not educated but they value it and also to the advice of my mentor and friends.



ADVICE TO PEOPLE WHO FACING ONE CHALLENGE OR THE OTHER




You might think that the problems of this world is on you but I tell you that if you strive hard you will surely reach the top.



Be focused and disciplined no matter the circumstance

Always plan adequately and give yourself deadlines for every tasks you have.



Pray and work hard.

If I CAN make it; you are not exempted from scaling through.



On this note I wish to congratulate myself and also wish to appreciate all my well wishers and those who contributed financially and otherwise to see through this programme.

I am the first Chartered Accountant from Donyabi’s race...more wins and celebration to come from the donyabi’s family...stay tune.

Thanks and God bless.

Donyabi, Godfrey Ebimobowei (AAT,ACA)


Source: https://www.billionairezmindset.com.ng/2019/05/my-ican-success-story-godfrey-ebimobowei.html

congrats, my professional colleague. But I Fail to understand why u did not try on the side to acquire a degree while writing Ur ICAN exams. It would have really made a difference in Ur career. As it stands right now, Nigerian employers of worth will still discriminate against u without a university degree. Try to get one ASAP

besti17:
The Council of Yoruba Obas in Diaspora has questioned the reason for the restriction to the underwriting of absolute rulers in Diaspora by the Olugbo of Ugbo kingdom, Oba Obateru Akinruntan.

Akinruntan had as of late in his royal residence in Ugbo people group, Ilaje Local Government Area of Ondo State, delegated three Diaspora-based Nigerians as Yoruba Obas.

The three delegated conventional rulers are the Oriade of Georgia, United States, Oba Bernard Shola Akinrimisi; the customary leader of Yoruba in the Republic of Ireland, Oba Saheed Ibrahim Adufe, and the usual leader of Yoruba in Liberia, Oba Omobolaji Ogunkoya.

Be that as it may, Aare Ona Kakanfo of Yorubaland, Chief Gani Adams, and his supporters had condemned the activity of the ruler.

Be that as it may, the Secretary, Council of Yoruba Obas in Diaspora, Mr. Olukunle Akanbi, in an announcement yesterday, said a crusade of backbiting against the illustrious dad would not stand.

Or maybe, he hailed the activity of the Olugbo of Ugbo kingdom as a proactive indication of his duty to the protection of the Yoruba culture, both at home and in the Diaspora.

In its announcement, the board stated, "We, Oba Yoruba in Diaspora, acknowledge Olugbo and Paramount Ruler of Ugbo Kingdom. The restricted specialist for the certification respect and formal acknowledgment presented on us on April 22 in his royal residence, we are so thankful to Olodumare for His leniency on us.

"It is suitable to state that it is heretical in Yorubaland for a central like Adams to begin questioning or slandering the workplace of any Yoruba lord, talk all the more a profoundly worshipped ruler like Olugbo.

"In what capacity can a subject assault a lord over an authentic establishment that will ensure our way of life in a substantial evolving society. The inquiry we need to pose to Adams, who is just a conventional boss in Oyo kingdom, is, What right or specialist does he needs to criticize the desires of Yoruba children and little girls in the Diaspora who requested for the underwriting of these credible illustrious emissaries as lords over Yoruba people group in the Diaspora?

"Is it accurate to say that he is more Yoruba than those of us in the Diaspora or is it wrongdoing to be in the Diaspora as a Yoruba child? Did he contribute anything to our migration to the Diaspora for him to act as our guardian?

"While it isn't hard to get Adams primary intentions against the establishment of the commendable diplomats in the Diaspora, it will get the job done to invigorate his recollections that Olugbo, who has a profound record of Yoruba history, has never and could never do anything undermine or bargain the Yoruba culture.

"Going ahead, the chamber stop to be occupied by the unnecessary shenanigans of Adams and his kind, however, to keep on perceiving how to save and secure our very worshipped culture and our kin in the Diaspora.

"We ask Adams to search for methods for settling his disparities with armies of remarkable Yoruba children and little girls including individuals from the Oodua Peoples Congress (OPC)."

read more: https://gistok.ng/monarchs-slam-gani-adams-for-opposing-coronation-of-yoruba-traditional-rulers-in-diaspora/

moderator, pls ban this OP.
All the post he had made today came with a totally incomprehensible grammar. It is annoying and frustrating trying to read what he puts on frontpage