₦airaland Forum

hipswrites:
Wait until you see Prof Zana Akpagu of UNICAL. The guy is both cute and stylish

somebody is planning a Monica Lewinsky and Monica Osagie somewhere.
Don't wory, if u see opportunity just chop the dick clean mouth. No one will know

Tamarapetty:
Did u go there to beg, yes or no?? Whether u filled the tank or her womb no concern us.

I get the feeling u wud like daddy freeze to fill Ur "tank".
U know he is so handsome.......
I can link u up if Ur wish.







Na play ooo

Chococandy:
Chino, we've warned you countless times yet you wouldn't listen.

Leave Abia state alone. Accept fate and face your HIV ridden life.

Chinonso dike is HIV positive. Aba is finer than your ugly face - let's compare.

aunty, it appears u joined nairaland just because of this HIV guy. He must have done u a very strong thing. Hope he did not transmit it to u sha

MyGeneration:
Grow up. This antics are so childish why must u people want to boast all the time. At the end una no reach people plenty for north way don chop government and oil money tire in billions but them no dae make noise but little money una make una no want anybody to hear word

even though I am an Igbo man, u are very correct. Having lived in the north, u can't just begin to compare wealthy men in the north with wealthy men in the east. Northern billionaires have serious cash.
But the good thing is that the rate and degree of poverty (among the poor) in the north is just too large and wide. Maybe, in the north, the rich and middle class combined will represent represent 1 in every 500 pple.

In the east, it is much lower. Probably 1 in 50.

coolcatty:
You forgot to add that an Nnewi man will NEVER EVER sell land to a non-Nnewi man no matter the price...even if you offer N20b.

the biggest lie ever.
Several of my cousin's have land and buildings in Nnewi. And we are not from nnewi

husbandsnatcha:
u boko haram member ,simple question n u ar talking bla bla bla

stop pretending my dear. No need to form.

Just DM me for a husband snatching contract

husbandsnatcha:
Dey said she was married 2 boko haram is it true?

nope. She married a man with a huge cassava. Aboki wey no dey wear pants. The cassava destroyed her anatomy. Can't u see she is very slim? Now imagine something the size of a big yam entering her hole.

Even u sef with the big bumbum in Ur profile pishures u wee jus kee yasef


By the way, as husbandsnatcha wey u be, just wanna inform u that I am available for snatching, at least temporary snatching. DM me for more discussion

post=74387457:
Is that your way of campaigning dearest customer?!

Well, We have heard you Customer daada.
Thanks for the info.

Btw, have you started the new career jagaban advised you to consider?!

when I hear youths like u hailing Tinubu, I feel like slapping someone.
Look at a single man and his family, stealing u guys dry and mortgaging Ur future and that of your generation. Yet u still hail him. What level of foolishness is this?

Auladimeji1:
An Igbo pastor predicted the PMB will win.Where are the Atikulated Hyenas, oya come and finish one of your kinsmen

Modified: The Igbos are shouting he's not Igbo but if they're drawing their useless Biafra map,the pastor will be seen as Biafra.
PMB until you all get sense

which do you hate the more? The Igbo nation or just bad leadership? It appears u all don't really care about the quality of leadership and how it affects u and Ur generation, as long as u get to take swipes at the Igbos and call them names, it feels good to u, regardless of which incompetent ape is ruling Nigeria

U need sense

sammorad:
I am always interested in this question of ' how much do I sell my broilers?, what should my profit margin be? '

Like every other business, we are in 4 profit. Unfortunately, many of us over estimate our profit, while others under price themselves.

There are 3 important questions.

1) What is the selling price in my environment?

2) what kind of market do I have

and lastly how much is my cost price?

Until u answer dis 3 questions, I believe u are not yet there.

Each area, I mean ur location is unique on its own.

Likewise the market u target is another thing u must understand, I have sold birds weighing as much as 3kg after slaughter and likewise less than 1kg.

Top of the questions, is how do u calculate ur cost?

Ur cost must include the cost of raising the birds u lost during productions, and the cost incurred until d last bird leaves ur pen.

Now u can sit down and see how profitable d business is for u in ur location. How

I have a template on Excel which I use to measure my cost. I designed the template to accurately ascertain costs based on the number of birds on ground at any point in time. Both thefts, mortalities and so on are taken into consideration. When I sell some of the birds, I update my template accordingly to reflect the facts that the cost from that point upwards is incurred on fewer birds. That way, I can't go wrong.

shehufaruq:
Wow! This is interesting, just got into the business. Please what's ur location and how much do you spend on each broiler to attain 7weeks?

N1,100 give or take N50. I'm in Owerri. This is based on regular DOC price of N250 per bird. Not Xmas price

shehufaruq:
Guys is it OK to sell broilers at a gain of 200naira for each chicken?

but if u have no choice, rather than make a loss, just sell off and recover Ur cash

shehufaruq:
Guys is it OK to sell broilers at a gain of 200naira for each chicken?

even at the worst times, I can't sell my broilers with less than N400 gross profit. The minimum profit per bird I made on the broilers I sold this Xmas is N800. And it is because I sold wholesale. Most were sold with N1000 and above profit per bird. Still on wholesale.

Non festive period I peg my profit at N500 minimum. Raise for 7weeks and sell off before they clock 9 weeks.

FarahAideed:
Before the gullible amongst us believe this let me clear the air , this is just photoshopped photograph created by an enthusiast and shared by emirate ..

Technically you can't put bling on an aircraft for the following reasons..

1: weight : weight is a Major factor when it comes to aircraft operation and at every time the aircraft makers are trying to keep its weight low so it can achieve it maximum take off weight , that's why fuel is weighed , your luggages are weighed and your own body weight is considered before every flight .. Blings whether fake or real adds too much weight to the aircraft main frame .

2 : Aerodynamics: Aircraft lift are a function of proper aerodynamics meaning all surfaces have to be smooth to guide the conduct airflow around the wings and fuselage in a manner that guarantees maximum efficient lift at all times...blings on the body of a plane will alter the airflow and definitely cause drag which compromises lift .

3 : threat of loose bling: there is nothing the Turbofan jet intake hates like sucking in big particles the size of bling , just imagine some of those bling falling off and getting sucked into the jet intakes, Disaster!!!!

It's technically not possible except the aircraft will be non flying model or some really bad ass aviation paint job

ur head děy work my dear

Nobelwinner:
But, what do you expect from an ex-sitting VP who displayed a rather lukewarm attitude to his Principal's re-election?

exactly. Because he was secretly working for APC all along

Nwodosis:
He will respect you for working with him to unseat Jonathan your boss!

my thoughts exactly.
All the posters seem not to realise that the reason why namadi sambo, a prime player in the past administration, has remained very silent, in the face the face of everything happening. The simple reason is because he was the inside man that brought down that government. A key member of the kaduna mafia. Obviously the deal was that he will stay quiet while they protect his name, his ass and his reputation. They carefully avoid rubbing his name in the mud alongside that of of GEJ and other PDP members. In due time, he will publicly declare his defection.

Spark01:
Thank God for your life but this story is half baked. You were dating the cultist and the lecturer same time. The cultist found out and killed the lecturer. You could not sell him out to the police because you love him. Thanks

this one sounds better.
Oya my own version: her cultist boyfriend had an axe to grind with the young lecturer. He used her as a bait to get the lecturer to lower his guard. Then she actively opened the doors to let in the Cultist into the lecturers house to kill him.
If this was not the case, why could she not mention her cultist boyfriend name?

madridsta007:
Lol.
Funny folk.
The other day someone was referring to Solomon and saying that the temple he built was when Israel was quite rich. I simply reminded the fellow that Israel wasn’t rich that period; it was the same time that two women were having to play bets on their babies life— they wanted to cut up and eat their babies— and Solomon was the judge.

“Christians are supposed to act Christ-like”, a statement coming from someone who is clearly ignorant of Christ or the Word of God. An ignorance that is as clear as daylight. I have responded to you.

Your arrogance amuses me, to be honest.

Oga, continue studying and interpreting bible history upside down.
After All, that is what ur slave masters, the men of gods u worship, taught u. That is exactly what they do when they want to swindle u once again

seedgreen:
"With that same cash" that just a senator loot. Or the multiplied one that a gov loots.

With all the oil money that comes into the treasury account, we still don't have the "factories" you talked of.

If you think that the problems of this nation is to build more factory, then you really need alot of sense. There are so many nation's that don't even have a quarter of the factories we have as a nation, yet their GDP is high.

When atheist talk, we know them.

to answer ur ignorance squarely, even nation's (and they are very few) that develop without massive industrialisation still harness their human, financial and physical assets towards more productive ventures, ventures with positive multiplier effects rather than religion. (Example, Switzerland and banking, Dubai and tourism) that is how they achieve high GDP, assuming u really understand the concept called GDP.
So, what eexactly is ur point here.

seedgreen:
"With that same cash" that just a senator loot. Or the multiplied one that a gov loots.

With all the oil money that comes into the treasury account, we still don't have the "factories" you talked of.

If you think that the problems of this nation is to build more factory, then you really need alot of sense. There are so many nation's that don't even have a quarter of the factories we have as a nation, yet their GDP is high.

When atheist talk, we know them.

now can u tell me exactly how bigger church buildings help to solve the nation's problems?
The same politicians bring their looted funds to church and it is used to fund the big church auditorium project

seedgreen:
Kabaya.....I really love this pastor.

That guy should get ready for heart attack.

Freeze has no economic sense. Does he have an idea how many people will be employed as a result of that massive building. Or the income that will flood fG account. ?

you are the one without economic sense.
Do u realise the multiplier effect of building a factory with that same cash?

Jummy2010:
Please oga emmachile I need ur help sir,what can I use to treat marek organically cos I have lost twenty 10 weeks broilers to the disease and still counting. Please sir your help is urgently needed. Thank you

to the best of my knowledge, mareks do not attack birds older than 3 weeks. I might be wrong though

oluwatodimu1:
Maybe u should try mix with another feed for some time, then note your observations. most feed induced (nutrition) palaver don't cause mortality... I would relay that info to their distributor here, but where is your farm sited

owerri

Pls who is using hybrid layer mash? Are u experiencing drop in egg production? My production is dropping drastically and feelers I'm getting indicates that the situation is peculiar to those using hybrid feed. I want to know if there are other hybrid feed users experiencing drop. I switched to hybrid about 2 or 3 months ago.

NB: I have treated them with antibiotics, believing they had bacterial infections. Routine vaccination and deworming is also observed. I use battery cage system. The birds are just about a year into laying.

OgogoroFreak:
You have all his details and the company he works with, get the police involved, approach his bank and post on all social media you can think of.

Better still, contact the driver with a different account, when he show up, get him arrested and drag him to court.

simple solution. Get a friend to contact him for business. When he arrives for the pick up, get him arrested. If u don't want to involve the police, then just kidnap him, seize his car, beat him up until he takes u to his bank and transfers your money back to u.

badesco:
Another way to deceived Nigerians. Why cant government do same in the south? Where is federal character? Nepotism will kill this insensitive government.

frankly those boys are better left in the army. They are no longer nnormal. When u watch clips of the killings and execution they carryout on boko haram captives u will understand.
If they are left as civilians, they will be very vicious and dangerous

kunle75:
I don't want to join issues with you sir

Can you provide the proof that those procedures and due process were actually followed then i will believe you sir.

Moreso, we know how shady recruiting security agencies in naija are usually conducted

Dont feed us poo sir.

The patriotism of the boys aren't in doubt though,cos naija is a project for all of us,but kindly help us keep them busy continuously with BH engagement and that will be cool.tx

anyway I think The academic requirements for nco in the Nigerian army is pri achy cert.
I might be wrong though

ManirBK:
Anytime IPOB try wahala, these are the Nigerian solders should be taking care of them in their village called Biafra.

ok. Ur own comment speaks of love Abi?
U bigoted slowpoke zombie demon

phranklyn92:
There's more to this news.
A cook can't just murder his boss for nothing.
I suspect a kinda conspiracy here

my sentiments exactly. When I read the story for the first time, I seriously suspecting his wife's involvement. The way she came into the picture in this event seems too convenient

francescainnoce:
As a child, If the biological parent fails in their duties, issues concerning such child should be immediately taken up by carers and well-meaning individuals. Well, that man has just laid a curse on his head and I am sure hell awaits him. I feel like going back to study LAW for one purpose only.

the news is false. Rape is a criminal offence. So also is child abuse. The lawyer is stupid and useless. He does not need the permission of the parents to press charges. It is the police that is even expected to institute criminal proceedings against the suspect, in conjunction with the directorate for public prosecutions. Not the parents.