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JovialJune:
How is paying for random ladies tp simping?

You are a broke nigga.

And the ladies aren't broke themselves? These ones that Can't even Afford to buy sanitary pads for themselves

you call yourself an independent woman,yet you still expect A Man to Give you Transport fare Would you have requested for transport if it were a lady you went to meet?

fati2001:
same as men, if they refused to keep em"selves from immorality.. they can also be classified as hoes ....


And since you said ur sis is a hoe.. don't use that name to paint any female you come across...


AND THE NON VIRGIN MALES ARE RAPIST IF THEY CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THEIR SEX LIVE IN A WAY THAT PLEASES GOD...

I don't think you Understand What a "hoe" or a "prostitute" is
Hoes are Women who Sleep around for money! if you just had sex with your boyfriend and you tell him to give you money for your hair,you are a classic H.Oe

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This chat would have been completely different if The Guy Was Davido or Ned Nwoko

Righteousness89:
Congratulations on Living the life of your Dream Linda..

Do not Forget what is Most Needful!
Eternal life in Heaven is the Most Needful!
The Salvation of your Soul through JESUS is what Really Matters..

Don't let these things overwhelm and overtake what is Needful!
We came here Empty ! And we will return Empty!!

Genuie Salvation through JESUS Christ over All

Guy how come you are always on Every front page worthy Thread? Asin don't you Have something doing at work

Whenever Men Say the usual " Most nigerian ladies are hoes" Ladies always come to fire back A fallacious Response in an attempt to fight fire with fire - All Men Are R.apists

That is a false Equivocal Fallacy
You can't compare " All Men are R.apists" with "All women are H.oes" It's a logical fallacy Because The literal Definition of a prostitute is A woman who Gives Sex in return for Money, Resources,favours etc. And if you look at our present society,At least 90 percent of Ladies under the Age of 30 who call themselves Girlfriends,Only have their Pussies to offer while they expect resources, protection,commitment,And Favours from men

Zzor:
Just because you are not a rapist now doesn't mean you ain't a future rapist, we await your news on front page

That is a false Equivocal Fallacy

You can't compare " All Men are R.apists" with "All women are H.oes" It's a logical fallacy Because The literal Definition of a prostitute is A woman who Gives Sex in return for Money, Resources,favours etc. And if you look at our present society,At least 90 percent of Ladies under the Age of 30 who call themselves Girlfriends,Only have their Pussies to offer while they expect resources, protection,commitment,And Favours from men

Zzor:
Tell her so her mind will rest and she will focus more on you and avoid distractions

@mascot345

Pls Don't ever Take Relationship Advice from A woman Because they really don't have your best interests at heart! They will give you any Advice that suits their Selfish narrative,as long as it will benefit Their fellow woman.

Pls Bro Make sure your fiance doesn't know your Networth or your plans for The future

The black Man's mind is so Dark,shallow and Archaic! This is What Religion, Gullibility, illiteracy amd ignorance Causes

The Selfishness and level Of Entitlement mentality Nigerian ladies Display will never cease to Amaze me

Space for sale Keep off!

kenzysmith:
Good day fellow nairalanders, his mother roast plantains and ice fish at the road side , she manage to raised money for this guy fees but he used the money to buy phone for his girlfriend exam is fast approaching registration will soon close if he don't pay on time he risked an added year we told him to call home to explain things to his mom been but he said he can't, we also suggest he go take the phone back from his girlfriend but he said he is falling hand we force him to go meet this girl and the girl told us the phone is her birthday gift she can't return it to him. please this guy is in trouble and his girlfriend has paid her own fees we advice this guy to leave this heartless girl but he won't listen. please should we inform his mom we are confuse.

In Zzor's voice " That your friend is a real man"

tobechi74:
He is matured He feels you cheated because he has not been attentive to you Now he is making it up. ...

No he's very stupid,There is no Excuse for cheating

Firstandonly:
my girlfriend is very good in sawing and she have always wanted to have a shop of her own where she can expand. she is still in school and support her studies from the little sawing she does at home, the truth is she's very hard-working.
should i take a risk and open a shop for her. I work and i earn 40k a month i can easily save up to 60k from now till January but am scared, I don't want to take a risk i will later regret in life. pls have any body face this kind of situation before or heard of it and how was the outcome

Good morning Bro,I have A number of Advices for you now
1. Don't ever take relationship Advice from a woman Because they only have the interests of their fellow woman at heart (They don't care if you are heartbroken in the future,as far as Your woman benefits from it)
2. Don't ever Invest Massively on Any woman who isn't The mother of Your kids,Your mother,or your Sisters! Because they wont Appreciate it
3. You might have helped her(Girlfriend,female friend) Before in the past,but if you can't help her NOW!, Then you are useless to her. save and invest in yourself First before you Help Your male friends and family members, Girlfriends should come last because they are only dating you for your Resources they can Extract.
4. Read number One Again!

Zzor:
Please go and sleep, not every man is like you, some men, I mean real men, as in masculine men will not want their wives to stress themselves. Yeye man

You have no idea what Masculinity is so you can shove up your idea of a "real man" up your. A$$

Pearly255:
What a man can do a WOMAN can do MUCH BETTER

Set awon Ignorant Feminist
All the Inventions, innovations, Scientific Discoveries were all brought about by men!
Men are physically stronger,faster and also Smarter.
The most notable and prominent people in history Are men(Jesus Christ,Mahatma Gandi,Isaac Newton, Aristotle,Prophet Muhammad, Confucius,Socrates and so many more)
The Most Prominent,popular and Richest in sports/Entertainment and Business are All Men
Most Prominent and popular Businesses and Companies (like Disney,Warner Bros, Facebook, Instagram,Apple,Amazon and even nairaland) Are All Owned by Men
At least 98 percent of World Religions were founded by Men
Most prominent Religious leaders(both past and present) in the world are Men(The Pope's, Archbishops,Prophets of Old, apostles,disciples of Christ,Imams, Priests etc)

According to The bible,the first HuMAN was man,and then woMAN came After

And lastly, Even God himself(The FATHER Who has was referred to as a "He" Throughout the Bible) Is Also A male,Jesus Christ too!
So You can shove your "What a man can do,a woman can do much better" Up your Feminist A$$

saaphiere:
I need this kind of men in my life. God plsss. These kind of men are the real men.

you,Zzor and Virginprincess are some of the most SELFISH, GREEDY AND SELF-CENTERED people I've ever Come across in my Entire life!
how can Someone Buy FAKE hair Of Over a million naira for a random lady/or friend,and you'll call him a "real man". My dear that man needs to be castrated ASAP because he already lost his manhood Subconsciously and psychologically!
You are a very selfish and lazy person,don't go and work Out your own money,be looking for A real man to come and Rescue you from Poverty

Who is bringing up all these mannerless and uncouth Ladies
I wonder what nigerian ladies Gain in being unnecessarily rude to strangers


So I finally made first to comment in a front page topic I dedicate this FTC to Righteousness89 and Slawomiir

Another wonderful masterpiece Mr Ubunja




To that woman who calls herself Zzor, Men will keep Getting saved,very soon no one will be left to Kiss your Ass.
So you better Muster up the courage now and go Toast that Guy you like instead of forming stupid Pride

Ifesinachi22:
The fact is, rape is utterly commonplace in all our cultures. It is part of the fabric of everyday life, yet we all act as if it’s something shocking and extraordinary whenever it hits the headlines. We remain silent, and so we condone it…Until rape, and the structures – sexism, inequality, tradition – that make it possible, are part of our dinner-table conversation with the next generation, it will continue.
Is it polite and comfortable to talk about it? No.
Must we anyway? Yes.”

To protect our children, we must talk to them about rape.

A man does not become a real man by showing his physical domination over women. A man becomes a real man by loving, respecting and protecting women

I strongly disagree with your last sentence

Zzor:
After you bring your stamina penis, then what else? is that all? then you now invite this same woman u want to kill with your whatever to come share in the financial responsibility you are supposed to take charge of abi, if you want to be a man,be a man in totality, be a masculine man to the core, stop waiting for women to come share bills with you, that's wickedness, it's also against the scripture if you don't know.

You want equal Rights but you don't want to share The responsibilities that comes with being A Man
Nature Gave women the Responsibility of Childbearing and Nurturing,so don't even Say that society gave you that role

Zzor:
Yes, I will never bring anything to any man's table because I see that as part of the modern day slavery. A woman will give a man care, bear him children, nurture the children, take good care of his home, gives him sex anytime he wants, wake up at anytime of the night to attend to the baby's needs, gives selfless emotional needs, prays for the family, works and earn money (99percent of women work these days) and many more. So after doing all these for a man, these same man will want you to come share bills with him? like seriously? Am i his mother? Am i his slave? Why are men of these generation becoming so mean? Why do you all want to add to the burden of women? I will only spend my money on my kids and parents alone and not any man who is comfortable to still demand that his wife brings something to the table with all these stress women undergo. Don't even bother insulting me, it's a waste of energy. I'm also not against women who are comfortable doing such.

Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
Isoright..how niggarrrrs are bold to get married baffles me...
A real niggarrr will now be in the same roof with one particular pussy for God knows how long
The thought of that shit scares the hell out of me
Coupled with the fact that she won't be allowing me to live my life on the fast lane anymore...she won't allow me smoke my weed, bang other pussy, drink enough bottles.
Not to talk of the fact that my dickkk won't be getting excited for her anymore because my dickkk is used to her already...the love will no longer be there...but we will continue to be pretending that we still love each other probably because of our kids and what society will say
She go dey quarrel and advise me like a mother, sister and wife make i stop those things like alcohol, smoking weed, banging other pussy or make i reduce am..if i nor hear she go come go report to my mum or daddy..or probably person way I dey fear pass for my family...those ones go come call me for family meeting...see wahalar
Oh...lord...help a real niggarr...because with the way he is thinking now..he be like say na baby mama sure me die
Damnnn.......mmmmm...he who finds a wife..finds real dope problem and wahalar

Skepticus:
If you follow the slawormiir moniker's comments on threads relating to women, you go know say the guy na another loud-mouthed simp like most nairaland noisy clowns.

Yahoo boys simping is on another level. Most of them are usually not that smart when dealing with women regardless of their streetwise appearance.

Bro I have to disagree with you On this! I don't think Slawomiir is a simp,he's actually a Bad guy.. He just smokes,drinks,bangs different pussy and he doesn't even pay them.
Ubunja Explained that On one of his Miseducations

Kestolove:
If you can count how much u spend on ur girlfriend monthly it simply means you spending nothing ND u stingy..

Oga Poster Please Don't ever Take relationship Advice from a woman Because they don't have your best interests at heart! They just want what is best for their fellow woman,so the cycle of Parasitism and leeching will keep on going.
-Now my Advice to you is this, Stop spending on her
- Act like you Lost your job/business and pretend to Be broke
- Fake selling your properties and stuff like that
- Start Eating poor man food And start complaining of how you are tired of life(make sure she's seeing all these)
- Keep it up For like a month and watch her Reaction

Blackpearlxx:
Are you trying to say your mother never really liked your father?

Yes she just needed his Resources and security to Produce and cater for Children
He's late now and she doesn't even mention his name,he's dead and forgotten
But I will always remember him

wiseone28:
[/b] Can you explain the highlighted part further?

https://www.nairaland.com/6048178/reality-every-guy-need-know/100
Read the Thread on that Link and trust me,You Will never remain the same

1. A woman will never truly Love you for who you are,but rather What you have.
2. A woman will never Appreciate your Sarcrifices for her in the past,you are nothing to her if you can't help her NOW!
3. A woman can never truly be the friend of a man, Females keep friendships with males so they can extract resources,time,energy, validation and Attention freely from Them.
4. God, The devil,heaven,hell, Spirits And Magic doesn't Exist

Guys don't Ever make the mistake of defending a woman! don't be a white Knight in shinning Armour who will go to the rescue of A random Hoe. They don't deserve your help,the will only say thank you and remember it for today but In the nearest Future,your Sarcrifices means nothing to her. if you cant help a woman NOW, you are Useless to Her
And Lastly, a woman can never truly be your friend, they are really just Extracting resources,time,energy, attention and validation from you while they give nothing in return

Htop:
i would love to share my last relationship with y'all.

i was dating a lady ,we just broke up a month ago, this particular geh ,her momma and step dad knew me.
i used to go to their house bought her stuff ,took care of her not knowing that herself and mom are devil.these are the people that always go to church .
her mom knew four different guy apart from me .whenever we fought her mother will be the one that called me ,told me severally to be patient with her daughter adviced me lol...not knowing that they're only milking me.i found out her mother used to do the same thing with those guys as well and adviced them as well. guys be careful ....women are devillish

Dude women Are not the Harmless Angels you once thought them to Be.
They are heartless, vicious And unremorseful when they want to Deal with An effeminate man(simp). Don't spend on a woman who is not A member of your Family, because they wont Appreciate in the long run. What I mean there is that she might say thank you and shit like that but in the nearest Future you and your sarcrifices will mean nothing to Her!
And lastly, A woman can never truly be your Friend!!!

Readre:
Hello Nairalanders i get this problem that always bothers me, the problem is each time i fall for a lady they start drawing back away from me, because of that i stopped taking relationship serious, for the last 6 years i have not been in a relationship, but this year i met a lady and we just clicked but truth is i did not want a relationship cause of my past experience of not having them love me like i will to them, so this lady i met was always all over me but i was not reciprocating to her love, she complains i dont care about her that i dont call nothing nothing, so i decided to show little care but before i know it i don fall yakata for her, then tuale she started drawing back upon all the love am showing her she start to dey see me as a disturbance, if i call sometimes she wont pick or she will pick and say i will call u bck later but for where, i was doing everything for her but she was not showing me the love like before, she says am too soft but i jst care and love her is it a crime, am tired and scared of loving someone, they always say this you are soft, calm, quiet.
I wonder what all that means am just a guy that loves with all my heart is it a crime?.
Is any one having this problem with ladies please advise me on what i should be doing to avoid being hurt all the time.

DRILL NUGGET 1
Why Gurls like bad boys:
Bad boys don't ''send''..... they live their life no matter what. They don't kiss up to any lady, infact they get aggressive when she throws some controlling tantrums.
They don't mind embarrassing her in public just to get their point across.
In summary, they are manly( ''ball-full'') because they sure know that every relationship has a CONTROL NOB, and the party who SENDS less has it. and that same party dictate how the r/ship roll. the party basically has the MUMU SWITCH of the other party and therefore can control the other party without as much as saying a word.....just a luk or a sound, wud suffice.
Women are aware of this potent power by design, they also know that the power lies with the guy from creation and wud do everything possible to STEAL(they do this either to test if the guy is truly what they make of him or just plainly acting IT or they just luv been in control) it from the guys......subtly, guys not-in-the-know, aint.
Now I am not advocating you become this crude: here is Hiw u can tap the positives off bad boys n be one ur self:
BE yourself @ all times: what does this mean? It means don't live ur life to please any gurl. Learn the act of saying no to some of her demands even though she knows u are capable of same. A girls that u always yeild to, wud soon friend zone u. You ain't worth been her man.
Know this, gurls r looking for alpha male not some kiss a33.......learn to always be in charge. This can only happen when u lay ur bed right from d beginning.
Yea I know, this is a tall order but is is very easy when u bring ur emotions under check before u even think of dating.
MODIFIED
Another reason is the compassionate part of them that just wano FIX things. They assume that Bad boys need redemption n they are d very ones to do it. They just need to show him a lil care, a lil touch, a lil hug, a lil prod , a lil luv n all wud be well. Lil did they know......
Also, bad boys luv mad wild adventure! Gut splitting, nerve wrecking, heart pumping n head spinning crazy adventure. N ladies just luv to be blown away!
Bad boys are sporadic.....unpredictable, they dont mind spoiling her by tasting her honey in public places...making her adrenaline pump wild! Imagine her cUming in such tensed situation( torn inbtw getting caught n the pleasure sweeping tru her veins)! How can she not luv him to bits? Stolen waters tastes sweeter!
They are sure to give her wild fun memories unlike d serene nice guy that wudnt even wano pound her hard cos he doesnt wano hurt her while in her mind she is screaming for heavy pounding, he is on slow n steady kiss kiss ride.
Bad boys teach em how to defend em selves, street sense n so many other crazy reasons out there.
SENSE PILL 1: Never sell yourself short. U were born to lead, but first you must conquer yourself. never let Jrod rule your ways.


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Skepticus

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