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At least the banning go touch agberoes wey vote for APC. Na dia hourly food be that


Hand go touch everybody.

1Sharon:
You wouldn't say this to your dream woman.

Sharon, my dream woman shouldn't be entitled.

MichaelSokoto:
u don steal one of my life long bizness idea!

😂 We can collabo

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Ebi like sey this one na new under the sun o

Na crying situation I dey take laugh so

AncientAlien:
What happened to jumia or DHL delivery? Or you want concentrate only on condom delivery?

Even Jumia Express hardly deliver anything within 24hrs.

Strictly Condoms and probably or "Stuffs".....Shift Delivery is the goal

What a pity, man is strong for dying of heart-attack.

He should get someone pregnant ASAP, it's a disaster to leave earth as a man without planting a seed that will carry on your gene.

I just thought of a business idea right now.

A website/app where pastors/Imams can order for Condoms and it's delivered to them in less than 30 minutes. (Introverts, fake and tired religious folks can order too)

Buying Condom from the Chemist/pharm is the one of hardest things for pastors/imam, some guys/girls... that's the problem I want to solve and to prevent unwanted kids based on... you gerrit


Abeg if you got money to sponsor this idea DM me let's meet up and discuss because this is a multi-billion idea I'm joking with I've already envisioned the Ux/UI

Jennyclay:
If men can be praising us like this, sending us money every time and taking good care of us, Honestly there won’t be problem.

We ladies (old and young) like flattering words that would make our head swell and blush. We like to be pampered like eggs and carried like a pot made of clay.

The only categories of human beings that needs "Taking Care of" are children and handicaps. If you're none of the 2, then you become a property which is liability with ROI.

Let me vibe to Bob Marley.

Them belly full, but we hungry
A hungry mob is a angry mob
A rain a-fall, but the dirt it tough
A yut a yook, but yood nah nuff
You're gonna dance to Jah music, dance
We're gonna dance to Jah music, dance, oh
Forget your troubles and dance! (Dance)
Forget your sorrows and dance! (Dance)
Forget your sickness and dance! (Dance)
Forget your weakness and dance! (Dance)
Cost of livin' get so high
Rich and poor, they start to cry
Now the weak must get strong
They say, "Oh, what a tribulation!"
Them belly full, but we hungry
A hungry mob is a angry mob
A rain a-fall, but the dirt it tough
A pot a yook, but yood nah nuff
We're gonna chuck to Jah Music, chuckin' (Chuckin'), hey
We're chuckin' to Jah music, we're chuckin' (Chuckin')
A belly full, but them hungry
A hungry mob is a angry mob
A rain a-fall, but the dirt it tough
A pot a-cook, but the food nah nuff
A hungry man is a angry man
A rain a-fall, but the dirt it tough
A pot a yook, but yood nah nuff
A rain a-fall, but the dirt it tough
A pot a-cook, but the yood nah nuff
A hungry mob is a angry mob
A hungry mob is a angry mob

Funny how these days will be better than next 20 years to come, same way 20 years ago was better than today...that's how terrible and scary these things are.

meum:
The Seyi law you applaud, his family has relocated abroad. If things were that good under the government he promises to support even in 2027 why hasn’t his family returned to 9ja?

It annoys me when people was their precious time to reply these APC online zombies. Don't entertain them with your precious time.


The useless Seyi collected campaign funds and ran out of Nigeria after voting failure in. If the disaster in Aso Rock was the messiah, this lunatic wouldn't had relocate.

That's where angels and humans will battle? 😂

Another evidence Bible was men work and not God's.
The writers didn't envisioned modern day warfare and weapons.

stancydg:
Don't get things twisted, even though the Bible mentions Heaven, where God lives, we aren't told believers are going to live there permanently. We are told He made the earth for us, humans. Yes, there'll be a wedding feast over there and a temporary stay for us, first flight saints especially during the tribulation but the book of revelations ends with the emergence of a new heaven and a NEW EARTH,where the saints will live with Christ Jesus as their King and Light, where there'll be no weeping or sorrow.


Study again please and let me add that you should surrender to the Lordship of Jesus Christ, because He wants you to experience the beauty of a world governed by Himself.

He is patiently allowing time to prove that man can't successfully govern himself or the world, else He could have instituted the New Earth right away.

When man has fully being allowed to try his best and proven to have failed, then He'll take that action that has been preached to you since. God isn't slow, as some count slowness. He just loves humanity so much He doesn't want a single one to perish. That's a scripture paraphrased.

That's what your Bible scholars told you.

From the day Adam ate apple till date, it's enough time to prove man can't rule itself, if we are to go with Bible scholars narrative.

God doesn't need to prove anything

SuperOnyi:





I don't understand how these people will just charge someone accumulatively, why not do that after each service rendered? Does it mean each sms they send to us has a price tag on it? I'm asking because the only charges I know is that of the debit card maintenance, and others I may not remember now.

Kai , this is evil!

All banks charge their customers for sms they sent you. They mostly debit the sms charges at month end without debit alert.

burp18:
money can't just disappear from your account without a debit. Same way you can't just find money in your account except someone credits you.

Bro I've experienced that too, once your charges is accumulated, those folks will debit you without an alert. They do this to me on monthly basis and I think it's fraudulent in nature.

Dating fun dies, it becomes more of marriage.

Every visitors you'll have to explain in details 😂 your freedom is restricted.

aysuprano:
lol

So you are saying it’s cheaper than to live in Ibadan than in Lagos?

You must be high

The list was compiled by a drunkard.

ValCon888:
These are needless, unnecessary deaths. The FRSC has to make it compulsory for trucks to secure cargo with harnesses as its done in a sane society.

The government should also pass legislation making it a criminal offense for heavy-duty trucks to carry cargo without adequately securing the truck bed.

These are the types of law the government should pass but they're busy trying to ban social media and sports betting that's the only hope of the common man.

Strapping a laden Truck won't stop it from falling if driven carelessly. The issues lies with the reckless truckers. These guys drive trunks with reckless abundance.
You'll see a fully loaded container trying climb pedestrian side walk, road divider and so on.

hopefulLandlord:
The idea of heaven is so stupid I wonder how people believe it lol
The Bible doesn't say much about what heaven is supposed to be like. Most of the claims about heaven are exaggerations of the Bible. The Bible says the Gates are made of pearl. What are the gates for? Are they made just as an excuse to irritate clams? Are the gates supposed to keep someone out or to keep souls from escaping?

it also says the streets are paved with gold but the only reason we actually like gold so much and we attach such values to it is because they are rare and difficult to extract. Gold is malleable and can be formed as needed for use in, among others, electronics, dentistry, medical tools, and the defense, aerospace, and automotive industries. Gold is durable and noncorrosive. However gold shouldn't be valuable at all in heaven unless we'd still need to use gold for those things in heaven too which actually makes heaven just another version of earth

The sales pitch for heaven is that there is only happiness and no sorrow. But it also says that many people's loved ones won't be there. Since they can't feel sorrow about that, are they ecstatic that their loved ones are being tortured forever? Either your memories are removed or your human empathy is removed. Is it really you that is left over once some parts of you have been removed?

If life matters to me now, it will always have mattered to me, even when I am gone. Death cannot change that.

Your best hope is to be locked in a gold cage with your memories of having an actual life being erased just so you can kiss ass for eternity.

Life is pleasant, death is serene. The transition might be troublesome but we all have to go through it. You shouldn't fear death so much. Heaven and hell are imaginary. You should reject the indoctrination. Life is much better that way.

To quote a friend: "Heaven's supposed to be this really great place, right? So how come a third of the angels got pissed off??"

The heaven idea is questionable, especially when humans thinks it was made for them.

I keep asking why God didn't just create humans in heaven if he needed them there in the first place? Was the purpose of passing through earth? Why didn't angels passed through earth too?

JulianBond007:
You want your landlord to make you comfortable by renovating your room and giving you a personal prepaid meter. Why not tell him to build you your own toilet and bathroom?
Oga carry money go rent house. House never finish for your area

You no sabi read abi you no comprehend wetin you read?

duduade:
Why would someone have such an amount in his or her house in the first place

I wish they didn't catch the househelp and her husband. He seemed to invest part of the money well

They put the money into good use, unlike the owner that dumped it at home.

Is that a good news or bad news? I want to know before I attack President bulaba.


Company wey employ manager wey dodge interview should have themselves to blame when things goes balablue

Nokio2:
Wetin be acorn again
E b like na agbado and agbadorian go cause the next world war o

You don watch ice age? That fruit wey Dat big eyes squirrel drag and chase all the time

Seems Lagos builder is a calamity to Nigeria 😂

APC giving us the worse of the worse

mobileboy:
Force all betting companies to send statements of accounts to all their customers every month

The statement will contain their stake, their winnings and their profit/loss

Same thing must be done at the end of every year

When people see the aggregate of what they are loosing to betting, most will naturally start shunning betting

Your account statement should do that

R.I.P All Nto Akwa Ibom mourn you.

Make dem no try am o

LalastiklaIa:
Because you broke bro

If you have a lot of money and always talking with a young lady everyday and she tells you how she likes u and is now fond of u..

If you have a lot of money you'll send

There are Gays that send a fellow man money and they haven't seen him before

So many make people stupid?

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