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Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Man Over $370,000 Fake Marriage Scam by Offpoint1: 12:04pm On Feb 15, 2024
I sometimes wonder how these white folks fall for these cheap Nigerian scammers.

Like as I am now I will send N1 to a stranger i've never met.....? Like WTF...
Politics › Re: FG To Borrow N2.5tr Via FG Bond In February by Offpoint1: 8:41am On Feb 15, 2024
grin Nice one 😂
Politics › Re: Petrol Landing Cost Hits N1,000/litre On FX Crisis by Offpoint1: 6:11am On Feb 15, 2024
nairalanda1:
If one has been following this thing for as long as I have, you would see that we are paying a subsidy.

1.APC apologists cry that fuel is not being subsidised...well it is. Landing cost was N720 as at October, now it is N1000..meaning subsidy costs rose from N20-140 to N300-420 per liter today. We are pushing ourselves into more debt so see where we are

2.IN 2012 january, landing cost was N99 per liter, now it is N1000. Fuel price was N97 per liter now it is N580-720.

Assuming Nigeria kept fuel at N97 per liter as some PDP apologists wanted , by now subsidy would have risen from N2 per liter to N920 per liter ...and note that fuel consumption has risen over the years.

We would have a debt that would make our current debt look like the pocket money you give your 10 year old.

See how much subsidy costs? But all of you, be it PDP or APC or LP, many of you want it.


Oya, come and get your fuel at N97....lol.


MOdified

I find it amusing some people think I support APC because of this comment. APC is still paying subsidy, meanwhile I oppose payment of subsidy....so apparently I am an aAPC supporter.

See, I don't get NIgerians. Someone is supporting something that is in opposition to the party in power, yet is a supporter of the party.

I pray God opens your eyes to see what I see, all ye who quote me, then you will understand there is a method to my madness.
What is landing cost? If Nigeria leaders past and present wasn't useless, all the trillions wasted on subsidy isn't enough to have at least 3-6 running refineries?
Health › Re: Russia Preparing To Launch Cancer Vaccines - Putin (Photos) by Offpoint1: 9:13pm On Feb 14, 2024
longetivity:
Shey E go truly cure cancer ♋ huh
Vaccines aren't meant for cures, they are for prevention.
Food › Re: Hardship: FG Moves To Regulate Food Prices by Offpoint1: 6:19pm On Feb 14, 2024
Some of APC minions knows that their messiah has failed woefully but can't speak out.
Politics › Re: Stolen Funds Recovered Under Buhari Are Currently Missing From CBN: SERAP by Offpoint1: 6:12pm On Feb 14, 2024
APC were crying how corrupt was PDP, how PDP mismanaged Nigeria for 16. They sold lies to their gullible zombies, and they voted them in. As it stands today, they've surpassed PDP in all ramifications when it comes to failure and corruption.

They called Jonathan clueless, Buhari came and was "Never Aware" of anything. Their new messiah is currently ruining the country on Trials and Erros with no headways.
Sports › Re: Ivory Coast Goalkeeper 'Wore Charm' During AFCON: Shehu Sani Calls For Probe by Offpoint1: 6:12pm On Feb 14, 2024
Calitoscassius:
It is ridiculous! grin grin grin
I remember 3 of my tenants claiming that i stole their lucks that their businesses are not moving anymore since they moved into one of my properties because every Christmas time i share foods stuffs/gifts amongst all my tenants to help them. I was like really? Wow! is that even possible? If i can performe such magic i must be a genius. Maybe i should go take Elon Musk's luck or Mark Zukerberg's luck i don't like Mark Zuker anyway.. not my poor tenant's luck, how can i take the luck of people that i am more successful than. I am the landlord they are tenants.
I don't know if I should blame them, Nollywood or Religious clerics.
Sports › Re: Ivory Coast Goalkeeper 'Wore Charm' During AFCON: Shehu Sani Calls For Probe by Offpoint1:
The keeper wore No. 1 Jersey, and not No. 16... this is a wrong picture.

Nigerians are built never to take blame for their failures, it always has to be spiritual forces behind their failures.

Nigeria is the only country people believe an apartment they packed in its responsible for their misfortune.
An elderly family member in the village is responsible for whatever life challenges they're facing in the city.
A decline in a business is cause by a jealous neighbour. instead of making research and re-strategized, they run around prayer houses for God to come do miracle..

There are things I see Nigerians praying over, I'm left to ask if God gave them half functioning brain. I see Nigerians as a child whom the parent had sent to school, paid the necessary fees and purchased all the required books... then during exams that kid still ran back to his parent to help him write the school exams. That's exactly what Nigerians are doing to God.
Politics › Re: Commotion As Car Catches Fire At APC HQ by Offpoint1: 4:16pm On Feb 14, 2024
I came here for something else and I'm disappointed.
Travel › Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by Offpoint1: 4:05pm On Feb 14, 2024
Ade1177:
Pls how
To convert
Download Binance app, you can check Youtube on how to buy USDT on binance.
Travel › Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by Offpoint1: 2:39pm On Feb 14, 2024
Greenvaiper:
What exchange in Nigeria do you recommend for buying USDT?
Use Binance, your money is safe
Travel › Re: Japa!! Which Country Can I Travel To With 8 Million Naira?? by Offpoint1:
grin The process of japa-ing takes at least 6 months to a year. With the rate at which naira is losing value, your 8m might be like be 4m by that time.
First thing to do is to convert that money to USDT.
Career › Re: UK Signs Deal To Allow British Lawyers Practise In Nigeria by Offpoint1: 8:31pm On Feb 13, 2024
Kc3000:
Can Nigerian lawyers equally practice in the same capacity in the UK? Just asking, because our folks in government sabi mumu.
How can a Nigerian lawyer practiced in UK and UK's lawyer in Nigeria, when the 2 countries have different laws and system of government?

How will that work out?
Phones › Re: I Lost My Huawei Y9 Prime In Tricycle This Afternoon by Offpoint1: 8:26pm On Feb 13, 2024
Nitah1:
Is there any way I can get it back?
Please someone should help me.
Baba just dial the number, if he rings then your phone is safe. If it's switched off, forget about it.
Phones › Re: I Lost My Huawei Y9 Prime In Tricycle This Afternoon by Offpoint1: 8:24pm On Feb 13, 2024
motionarena:
Same way i forgot the iphone13 pro I recently got for 780k in an uber.

But the angel was kind enough to return it.
Uber can't escape with your stuff naw, as long as you remember shortly before he picks another passenger.
Sports › Re: Ivory Coast Parade Through Abidjan As Champions Of Africa by Offpoint1: 12:32pm On Feb 13, 2024
E no fine grin
Health › Re: Lagos Residents Groan As Cost Of Condoms Increases By 200% by Offpoint1: 9:48am On Feb 13, 2024
Emmyviva:
lol...I saw what you did there
I did nothing sir grin grin
Sports › Re: AFCON Final: Why I’m Happy Nigeria Lost – Ghanaian Rapper Black Sherif by Offpoint1: 9:40pm On Feb 12, 2024
I for blacklist his song, but the guy voice dey give me goosebumps.

Him voice and Don jazzy voice dey high me on spiritual levels
Politics › Re: Tell Your Husband To Address Hunger, Insecurity - Emir Of Kano To Remi Tinubu by Offpoint1: 9:36pm On Feb 12, 2024
JOACHINpedro:
I remember quoting you in one of your tribal comments.
Nothing like acting. Your country will use tribal onslaught to kill the momentum.
Just try and endure.
Me in a tribal comment? Check the the moniker well, probably a parody account
Education › Re: Is This Fee Not Outrageous? (UNICAL Med Lab 4th Year) by Offpoint1: 7:26pm On Feb 12, 2024
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Politics › Re: Tell Your Husband To Address Hunger, Insecurity - Emir Of Kano To Remi Tinubu by Offpoint1: 6:25pm On Feb 12, 2024
Nigerian youth should act now, arise and save this country before these folks who are close to graves destroy it.

A Derica of beans last week friday was N700, as of this afternoon I bought it N1,100.
A paint ruber of garri was N1,700 last week, I bought N2,500 this afternoon
Gas was 1k for 1kg, today is N1,500.

My landlady a woman of 80 years+ was crying this morning when a tooth paste she bought last at N500 is sold N900 today, she said this is the worse government she has ever experienced in Nigeria.


If we don't act now, there will be serious problem before December.
Health › Re: Abuja Nurses Protest New Certificate Verification Guidelines by Offpoint1: 6:24pm On Feb 12, 2024
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Health › Re: Lagos Residents Groan As Cost Of Condoms Increases By 200% by Offpoint1: 2:40pm On Feb 12, 2024
freeborn02:
Are you saying what I think you are really saying? grin
I don't know what you're think sir, but I meant what I was saying. Don't interrogate me please grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Republic Bans Flights From/To Nigeria by Offpoint1: 2:36pm On Feb 12, 2024
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Politics › Re: Social Media Regulation; "We Go Change-am For Your Government" - Isaac Fayose by Offpoint1: 2:34pm On Feb 12, 2024
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Health › Re: Lagos Residents Groan As Cost Of Condoms Increases By 200% by Offpoint1: 2:20pm On Feb 12, 2024
The 'kiss' I bought early last month for academic researcher purpose, was sold at N300. Something I bought for the same purpose 3 months before that at N150.

This will affect me academically, because I couldn't proceed with the last research due to change of schedule by my research partner. We were looking forward to reschedule on the 14th of this month.
Phones › Re: Win A Romantic Boat Cruise With 3chub's Valentine's Promotion! by Offpoint1: 1:30pm On Feb 12, 2024
tongue Corporate Robin Hood
Politics › Re: ₦1 Million Might Be Demanded As Minimum Wage - Joe Ajaero by Offpoint1: 1:05pm On Feb 12, 2024
grin grin grin Who no fit pay 30k na him wan pay 1m?

Nigeria is a comedy show walahi grin seems most of us are naturally born clowns. grin
Sports › Re: My Player Of The Tournament Is Frank Onyeka by Offpoint1: 12:43pm On Feb 12, 2024
In all honesty, yesterday match was the worse of all they've played in the tournament.
Romance › Re: Man Cancelled His Wedding After Finding Out His Wife To Be Is A Lesbian by Offpoint1:
Bullcrap skit.... With that distance your phone cam can't pick voice that loud. That's sound coming from external mics.



When I become the president I'm banning skits, churches and mosque.

If you're making a skit you most identify it in your intro scene. when everything becomes skit it becomes very difficult for people to tackle a real life situation and that's disastrous for our society,

List of things I will do as a president:

*I'm banning religion (All religous house will be converted to technical and researcher centers)

*All land will be forfeited, there will be no buying and selling of lands. If you want to build, land will be giving to you for FREE and you're entitled to just 1 plot or max of 2 plots, unless you're building a factory you'll have more plots (Land is a free gift from God, selling and buying is a crime against humanity and God.)

*I'm banning bride price, that shxt is a crime. If you love each and ready to settle down, let the both family come together and bless the union. I don't care if the price is N5, there's psychological effects to things tagged with price. Human is not for sales.

*No prison for criminals, like rapist, kidnappers, murderers, human traffickers, robbers and corrupt individuals. Public execution by hot boiling oil and it'll be televised.

*No individual will be allow to have more than 100m in his/her account. Once you have 100m, whatever you made will be invested into building the country.

*I'm scrapping NYSC, turn the scheme to a compulsory 1 year skill acquisition program for all graduates and once you're done you're entitled to FREE 1m and 5m loan if you wish to take it...and established yourself. You're to start paying back the loan after 5 years and you have 10 years to complete it.

*Agro and Tech will be the new oil

*until the country is stable, no one will be allow to have more than 2 kids. Children might be blessings from God and the same time a threat to the society if you breed them like rats without the capacity to train them.

I have too many things to I will change.
Business › Re: Herbert Wigwe Opened His Mansion In Lagos Weeks Before Crash by Offpoint1: 11:08am On Feb 12, 2024
Opened Naira today and I've seen 100 front-page topic about this man... Is he related to Seu'n or what?
Agriculture › Re: Top 10 Producers Of Yam Globally 2022 by Offpoint1: 9:47pm On Feb 08, 2024
We are they highest producers, then why is a sick looking tuber of yam N2000 in Lagos and N4000 in SS/SE?

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