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BadRadio:
Just find a lady that's goal oriented, a supportive woman, a visionary, an independent woman with good manners and culinary skills... a graduate perhaps and get married. Stop checking for virginity and body counts.... just get married !!!

It is fair to say that you may have defiled and abused your countless ex's, but they are now married, If the guys who married them were scouting for virgins or were checking body counts like you are doing now then all the ladies in the world will grow old without getting married.


Goan marry joor !!!

Longtime my brother

Yinkakolawole:
I think all of them in the family are female, make e go try-am for where boyz plenty for the family, them go beat hell commot for hin body.

That's true... Make try that nonsense for my family, we go treat him fxxkup beyond.

Frigga13:
Poverty is a very bad thing... and how much do you think those cost at intercontinental Lagos or Sheraton Abuja.

Guess pizza at transcrop will be a dead sentence

Money is necessary ... make it legit and enjoy real happiness

Who says he was talking about price? Nigerian una no dey ever read.
Go back and read the menu carefully till the end then you'll understand the purpose of this thread.

My wild mind wants to imagine what the poop gon be like...

Magnumproperty:
Our own Naaa until work resume by January oooo. They say naaaa their own tradition here. Christmas bonus for January.

Ogun kee that dia tradition...

I dey wait to blast my ceo by January

Landmack:
I can't wait to resume work soon to blast my manager and in turn he will tender it to HR and Co.

25k shopping voucher for a company as the one i work in. Still couldn't believe it.

Meanwhile,a previous workplace lower than the current gave a ram and half bag of rice last Christmas.

i really want to read gists about Christmas bonuses in ur respective workplace. Was the money/gifts disbursed accordingly? or your boss played office politics and cornered a greater chunk of the money/gift?

Did u receive yours with enough grudge?

or u received with Christmas joy and gladness?

Season greetings Nairalanders!

We made 9.5m this month as a startup and yet we are not pay salary talk more of Bonus...
I've made up my mind to blast the owner once I resume

Once I assume any political office, the first thing I will do is to tackle drugs... This post is as the result of drug sniffing.

I need one

dan9ice:
Them don blow that powder

Back the in Ajegunle. These thieves have the nerves sha.. They entered boys room(when I'm talking of boys, I meant their species, their genotype) they took every ones phone.. The funnies thing is that, they bend the protector still yet nobody noticed (no be juju be that)
Later in the day they discovered they where sedated with black magic o.
That's when I got to Know the powder thing

Same shit happens to me, on that night I was seriously sick with maleria.
They gain access through my window and took my 2 phones under my pillow, my 2 laptops, headphones and ATM... All these happens around 4-30am cuz I went to ease myself 30 minutes earlier.

I let they know no one can steal my things and go free...

3 Days later, same thief came to charge the laptop and phone in my house
Power pass power... Till today dem fear me for compound

Let life flows, no one knows where their life is headed... What would be would be.

Stop setting time for achievement, it's perfect recipe for depression and desperation and desperation is a perfect ingredient for a vice society.

I don't believe in hard work, smart work, prayers...
No amount of hard work, smart work or prayers can ever make us successful.
Believing in all these is the reason we have society filled with depress and desperate people, who feels all their efforts aren't yelling.

Let life flows, if you were destined to be successful in 2030... No amount of hardwork and prayers will make you successful 2022... And if you were destined to be successful 2022, you might not do half of what you did this year and you'll see doors opening from every areas

Let life flows and stay positive

Great

so that's how Nigerian police force arrest an unarmed citizen? Lol

vvv

When you know the police will come after 4 hours later

I refunded a client $1m when he was suppose to pay $1k and no one heard about it.

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!



That Peru song dope die, I don't know which one sweet pass between am and my song VALID I think when it comes to lyrics my song has the edge but then Fireboy is a better vocalist than me that's the advantage he has over me,

You can check out the song by clicking the link on my signature and tell me what you think, honest opinion only

You song na crap, no offense

FOJEM:
'Settle down'! That is one hell of a phrase. I wonder how many married men have actually settled down. You need to pray, fast and allow yourself to be led by The Spirit of God. Any man who marries the wrong woman has already sentenced himself to life in hell!

Does praying to God guarantee a good wife? I need an honest answer.

IgiveLadiesBj:
Hello people of Nairaland, I am at the point of my life where I want to stop pleasing people regardless.

I find it difficult to say no especially to family and close friends and this has affected me badly in all ramifications especially in financial terms.
Please how do I say No and stand my ground without feeling bad or even care how they feel after I say no

Same shoe I'm in, it's literally impossible for me to turn someone down financially, even if it's N500 left in my account.

Can't remember how many but I believe it should be more than 50... I don't have issues washing it, putting it back it's were they devil always comes in. Once I pull the jack it'll slipped out of my hand and shattered the damn thing or cracked it.

I enjoy causing these kinds of thieves PAINS...

I ain't his fan, nor do his songs had any reasonable content.....But nigga is blessed abundant grace.

itsme01:




Bola Ahmed Tinubu


Na Ogun go Kee you if you ask why am voting Bola Ahmed Tinubu... After all he did NADECO, Lagos State

*Best Graduating student Chicago State University
*Former partners with Deloitte , PWC , Anderson, G.E, ExxonMobil, Aramco
*Former Senator, two terms Governor of Nigeria's most richest best Governed State, founder of a ruling Political Party and National Leader
*Investor in local economy, INTELs logistics (only Nigeria owned port logistics) , OANDO PLC, Alpha Betta (the only Nigeria tax consulting services in Nigeria that can rival foreign ones) Renita platform, TVC (top Nigerian News station)

*Rapid Response Squad... RRS best security outfit created by BAT
*LASERMA 112
*BRT fast metro system
*LCDA creation
*Best Tax model in Nigeria
* First state owned independent power plant
*LAGBOAT
*Highest paid civil servants
*Detribalized political appointment with Ibos and Hausa serving under Jagaban


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Una go still vote another old idiots put for seat... Thank God their bad government doesn't affect Peter and left Paul out

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MindHacker9000:
No problem, you can use a screen recorder to record you doing it on 2 hours and then post it for us to see on youtube

Nobody gave him 2hrs, he was given 48hrs.... go back and read the thread

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MindHacker9000:
@OP

Do not get carried away and stress yourself by this job as there is no guarantee of a job offer after doing and submitting this test. This might just even be a quick work for their own client and they want to use you to do it for free. Try and build up a portfolio and you can even use this test as your own portfolio and just add some changes to make it look different and then put it online to show employers your skills or you can use it to bid for freelance contracts.

And also any company wanting an applicant to do this test in 2 hours is not serious, if you have done a similar project before and just reusing existing codes then fine but doing this for the first time cannot be done in 2 hours. In a real life work environment a project like this might take up to 3 months or more and you might even be working in a team.

You might right about the company, but
With few knowledge of programming I have, that project shouldn't take more than the 48hrs given there.

eneh49:
Alaye go and hustle hard! No prestige in begging

If you can't help people in needs, the best you can do is to scroll down... You don't know who's genuinely in need and words have ways of affecting people...

ok

Better do something tangible with it, else it will be a wasted effort.

I guess I'll make headline tomorrow then...
59k dissappear from my UBA via POS when I'm still in bed with my ATM.
The 7 days for investigation they gave elapsed tomorrow...

Don't worry, when a become a tyrant world head, I will eradicate all religion

Omicron007:









This one has not visited Ogun state, Ijebu land to be precise, one Baba could have run the juju for him and he would have cashed out by now.



Slawormiir....hwfa

How come you didn't saw the Omicron covid-19 variant coming?