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Ur budget is too big for 80 although I kw u will end up with abt 150 due to uninvited guests. Since trad n white wedding is taking place same day it means no need for hiring Hall as reception will b done in d bride's compound

Raymie:
Very soon, this same Honda, Not similar, same, will be a dvertised on Nairaland as Bought brand new & sparingly used, cleaner than toks, buy and drive. After the owner don turn am to Canter finish.

No b only dt they will also say used by a female banker n rarely used when it's over used

princemi:
Okay firstly I'd like to express my dismay at the poor diction and obvious lack of requisite knowledge Nigerian commentators portray in our NPFL matches and international matches vs other countries.

And secondly why are Nigerian commentators always expressing their support for the Nigerian side? what happened to just giving a fair commentary like it's done in foreign matches i watch on t.v?? you hear statements like "our" boys are playing well.

This lackluster unprofessional show of mediocrity did not start today but the commentator for today's match vs Egypt was very annoying, i mean it irked me so bad i had to volume down the t.v. but on a second thought i felt i should listen and laugh at his dumbfoundness.

As i kept watching the match, i wasn't satisfied with just listening and laughing so i started documenting (yep it was that bad).

So for those of you that didn't watch the match and those that were too angered to listen to the commentary, here are the one's i picked. Enjoy!

*The game is looking 3 points for the super eagles...really??
*Ogene Caro slide the Egypt number 11 and the ref says play on so If he likes he can lie down for the rest of the game....isn't this partial and rude to the opponent??
* As the captain of the side he would get up....(he said this when Mikel was fouled)... so only captains can get back to their feet after being fouled??
* A kick and a yellow card to....to...(trying to check for the players name but probably didn't find it)...to...(then he realised he could just say the country's name)...to Egypt
*Ogene trying to find his man...As it is this time or that time it did not work...
* As it is now the Egyptians would be satisfied going home conceding all 3 points to the super eagles...who told him that??
* He didn't need to do that a goal would still give us 3 points...showing preference and disrespecting the opponent again (this happened when an Egyptian defender cleared out Moses' golden chance to double the lead)
* We have 3mins to play and if you do 3min by 60 seconds we have 180seconds...the eagles should not slip up...d eagles should not slip up...oh! the Egyptians have equalized!

So there you have it, our joker of a commentator. Add up the one's i missed

U missed d worst part i e "iwobi is making his first debut for super eagles" when he said this I made him d man of d match

The AIT commentator after saying "iwobi made his first debut for super eagles today" I knew he will win d man of d match award

Win or lose we need a foreign coach what nonsense

Naija will nail this one 2 1

Plan ur way out, hw much does he pay by d way

360metrosports:
This happened last night at Passo in Gwagwalada, Abuja at exactly 8:30pm. The young Fulani man was caught and beaten nearly to death for attempting to snatch a lady's bag. He was beaten mercilessly by a mob and left in the pool of his own blood. He was lying passed out for a while until police came to remove him. Nobody is sure whether he was even still alive when the police came. See his photo after the cut...

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/03/photo-man-beaten-nearly-to-death-for.html

He was lucky he was not caught in aba, he would have been ashes by nw

Good points let d debate continue

SUV vs sedan

From ur write up is it correct to conclude dt
I. sedan is far safer on high speed than suv
ii. SUV is meant for off-road/bad road nt speed BC of its high ground clearance
iii. Overspeeding with SUV or sedan will still kill u so better keep ur speed anywhere below 100km/h on smooth highway

This deserves FP seun, marpol

Safari29:
Dear Nairalander, my sister had a B.Sc in Zoology couple of years ago and she couldn't find a work place that befit her course of study, she went further to obtain her Masters in Parasitology hopping to increase her chance of employment alas she still cannot find a befitting workplace. Shes presently working as a casual staff in a law firm earning a peanut and shes worried about not using her certs to get a befitting job. Please i need your help on likely companies she can apply to. thanks very much for your reply in advance.

Her best bet is teaching and research, pursue ur PH.D n lecture animal and environmental biology. Although she can actually work anywhere. Zoology is animal and environmental biology n is much more than Zoo. U learnt physiology, hydrobiology and fisheries, entomology, parasitology, molecular biology, vertebrate n invertebrate biology, environmental biology/ecology etc n can b applied in many industries

No road to flex this machine for naija
Gosh See exhausts

Op u did a bad job in ur presentation of d machine, give us d profile of d car horse power, torque n hw many cylinders. Hw long to move frm 0 to 100km

kaeforum:
Hi guys, trust you had a lovely weekend.

The raniny season is back with us, especially those of us who live in the western and southern part of the country rains have commenced.

Last thursday there was a heavy rain in my locality this led to flooding of the major roads in portharcourt, those conversant with ph will know that there are no drainages on their roads, hence whenever it rains theres massive flooding.

A lot of us like to drive through the flood water, av seen hundreds of pictures of drivers putting their cars in the floods, in lagos, ph calabar, aba,kaduna , kano name it.

yes in most cases we dont have a choice, but I dare say you do and must desist from it for the sake of your vehicles heres my reason why:


1. Engine damage
The air cleaner on your vehicle has a pipe that runs down to where your front wheels are, this pipe draws in air which passes thru the air filter to your engine. When you drive through a flood or even stay in a flood with your engine running, it draws in water into the aircleaner and your engine.

Hence your cleaner is soaked with water and is damaged, water enters your car engine and since water is not compressed, your pistons in
in the cause of compressing the water, cause serious damage to your engine block you could end up with a cracked engine block leading to
expensive engine repairs or replacement.

2. Brakes
Water affects your brakes, rendering them in operational, this can cause accidents for inexperienced drivers who dash at 100km/h after
driving thru floods thats instant death from collision as the brakes simply wont work. (remember the effects of expansion and contraction
metals in our basic physics)

3. Other vehicle components located below the fender line ,like kickstarters, horns, engine control modules, A/T module and sensors are
affected and malfunction when unnecessarily exposed to water , some vehicles like the hiace hummer bus have their maf sensors located at
the bottom of the engine when this is submerged in water the vehicle runs poorly or wont even start.

4. Body part rust
One of the quickes ways to promote rust in your vehicle is to drive in water, water with time attacks your coat, this is quicker if there
are cracks in your coat for rust to form. This explains the low price of used cars in flood prone places especially during rainy season.
Dont be fooled by the low price the socalled savings you think you re making will be frittered away in costly repairs and replacements
of damaged car components you mechanic will not immediately detect, even your beloved scanner wont detect physical damaged too.


In summary try as much as you can to avoid driving thru floods, drive around them or do what I do atimes park the vehicle and wait for the
waters to abate, have had to replace my kick starter 3 times in a row due to water damage cos of water damage, that was until I knew its
effects on vehicle.

Even if you drive a jeep you re not 100 percent safe from water damage, flood water rise above 2 feet .

Have a great week and drive safe.

It's unavoidable in naija except u go park ur car in rainy season

any man with a steady source of income and his apartment can get married

mummyf:
He is looking to marry into the blessings that come with the profession.when the novelty wears off what next?

He is a diamond/honor digger though almost all docs belong to lower middle class less than 0.1% can b called rich. It could b soft landing for him as bank job is insecure. He is nt bothered abt character, personality or intelligence provided she is a doc. Lobish

It's ur choice good luck in finding one, jst to help you drive down to a teaching hospital close to u and start dating final yr clinical STDs or better still u might meet those on housemanship there too. On d first day at d sch make frnd with a male clinical std in final yr n he will tell u who is who in their class n u take it frm there. Tnk me later doctor husband

Again Hiv positive girls with bushy vag.Ina will most likely infect a man bC d hair will almost always bruise ur d.ick n dts easy entry for HIV. With a clean shave pusssy chances r lowered. Avoid any bruise on ur dick, get lubricants n use condom always rough riders take note

Theben:
Lol. The lady is a joker. The man is likely to be as free as air cos she claims she's on drugs. It is almost as safe to have unprotected sex with HIV positive lady on drug (ARV) as having a protected sex with her.

U have a point ooo but only a test can confirm this

Move on bro u ve lost dt money

Is early marriage all abt having children early and seeing them through sch b4 retirement.

Those with good life time investment esp in real estate need nt bother abt this if dt is all there is to it I guess.

By 60yrs anyone dt is financially intelligent shld have created an investment in rented property that shld pay at least his current monthly salary such dt weather he works or not he shld b cool n can still train all his children even @ 90 without working.

Op am nt encouraging late marriage but I am not persuaded

Hmmm jst talk to him abt your worries and postpone the wedding by 6months to see if things will improve.

fnep2smooth:
Its been sixteen months now that my dad had been in detaintion for what he knew nothing about. He work has the commander in IMO STATE RESCUE MISSION and he is the one in charge of Ngor-Okpala and Aboh mbeise LGA for six years before this ugly incident happen on 18 december 2014 which i had to create this thread then.

www.nairaland.com/2068691/please-need-human-rights-lawyers

Some one wrote a partition against him that he (my dad) personally killed someone with a stick and push him out of a moving car in broad day light and till now NO WITNESS has appear in court for this accusation.

The victim was found dead along Aba - Owerri road which was believe to be a hit-and-run sitation because it happens in front of a major filling station which was also covered when the police came for investigation.

Within two days of the partition, some police men from zone 9 Umuahia arrested him on 18th of december 2014 and till now he hasn't be granted bail or release.

We have to pay for fuel anytime the police wants to come for investigation for six months which is up to 20 thousand naira per trip and we also paid 150 thousand naira for autosy to be conducted on the dead victim ( who as been buried when my dad is still on detaintion early last year) and up till now the autosy report is no where to be found.

The police has to delay the case for six months before my dad was charge to court on june last year and we are still fighting the court case couple with the strike in imo state judiciary.

My dad work as a security vigilantee for six years (during Ikedi Ohakim "NEW FACE OF IMO VIGILANTE) later change to (IMO RESCUE NETWORK by the Gov Rochas) and i believe he has stepped on toes because his work involve arresting of kidnapper, oil bunkery , drug smugglers etc who always make use of the boundary between Ngor-okpala and rivers state. Ever since he has been working for the past six years, we have been sleeping with one eye open. Call threat, message and other means has been use to bring him down but God keep saving him till this accusation was lay against him and some people had to sponsor it just to take him out.

The IMO STATE SECURITY NETWORK and the SSA to the governor on security who is my dad boss has keep mute on the matter, no single help has been render to fasting the investigation or the release of their commander who was accuse in his line of work and for sixteen months now he hasn't been visited or question but was left to his fate when he is working for the IMO STATE GOVERNMENT.

The next court case is on 27th of march (THIS MONTH) and to be frank we have run out of idea and fund. This case has dry up the family and we have no place to go for help which is why i have to create this thread for the second time to seek for any help on how to work this out.

The name of my dad is CHIEF RICHARD EKENMA. Commander-in-charge of Ngor-okpala and Aboh Mbeise LGA in IMO STATE under IMO STATE RESCUE NETWORK. PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE HELP.

This is strong, murder case is dt even bailable. All u need is to convince a good human right lawyer to be interested in this case. You will need money for everything too. Advice start approaching relevant NGO n lawyers with d case. If u kw a high ranking police officer from commissioner n above or even politician then this case can b settled in 24hrs. D allegation against ur dad is huge ie murder

D same reason we call 1999 Camry tiny light, Benz 230 v boot

winny4u:
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PayPalKing:
It's not much bro.

Features:

1. Can be accessed with your Nigeria IP address (No VPN needed).
2. Cheapest transaction fee in the world
3. Can be used on PayPal mobile app
4. Can receive unlimited funds
5. After sales support
6. With your real name or any name you choose.
7. Can be linked to your Nigeria bank card.
8. Can be accessed both on mobile device and computer.

And many more..

But it is not legal n d day PayPal discovers d person's acct all his money is gone

If u r nt hiding IP to do this, am sure sth else is done to give d impression u r nt in Nigeria n this is a criminal act Nigerians r nt allowed to receive money with their PayPal acct esp if resident in Nigeria

Boooohari is a joke

Hw will his tears make fuel available at 87 instead 150
Or make dollar equal to 199

Danfuster:
Personally... I'd say taxi cab if you're gonna be driving it yourself. But you have to be strategic about it. If you're in Lagos, you can target early morning commuters from mainland to the Highland. You need to work your peek and off peek period... Else you waist, time, money and ware your car. If you're consistent you should be able to have consistent early morning customers you commute to a closely joint destination.

I intend doing something similar soon, just want it to be different. Imagine you have a toyota hi-ace bus 18 passenger with consistent customer from iyana-ipaja to CMS and fare is 500 (to and fro)

Thats : 500×16= 8000 (per day)

We have 5 working days

8000x5= 40000 (per week)

Then we go ahead and multiply by 4 weeks

4000x4= 160,000 (per month)

Imagine what you'd be earning per year and you're not working full time, just one trip in the morning and another in the evening. Remember this is minus the owambe functions where your bus get hired on weekends which you can make a remarkable amount like 15k-35k depending on the distance and bargaining skill. You can never spend more than 20k monthly for maintenance, even if you do...you can't spend such the following month as you're not working your bus to death.

#ThinkAboutIt

Use insurance ooo BC there could be accident in d first week n d bus damage beyond repair or d bus can b stolen

Not to scare u but dts d risk in d biz

Single 10% of ur annual salary
Newly Married 20% of ur annual salary
10years married 30% of ur annual salary/ preferably u shld b living in ur house n collecting rent from ppl ie for smart guys
15years married u shld b a landlord except someone swear for u

winkmart:
[size=20pt]I MET THIS RUNS GIRL 4 YEARS AGO ON BADOO...CAN I GET MARRIED TO HER TOO[/size]

Dnt try it badoo is nt Facebook na runs girls full badoo 99.9%