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[quote author=moji26 post=50099614][/quote]Yeah right! So you don't have a bank account, yet have a tablet and have beem flirting all these months with NL boys?? Do you know how many of your posts I have screengrabbed?? How is your Xhosa friend, how is Bukola Ajide, when you were travelling upandan when did you suddenly become "too penniless to own a bank account"?? This is most likely your 3rd moniker. HumbledbYGrace, where are you, come identify your friend.

moji26 or suzzy16, how is your powerbank and tablet have you fixed it yet? You were looking to hook up on NL in July, but those guys started suspecting you were a scammer yet here you are 3 months' pregnant. For a man who apparently you have been dating since that married 4 other wives.

HumbledbYGrace seems to be your friend. Also, no-one is quite sure on NL whether you're male or female. Bisi or Moji, I started screengrabbing from when you logged in on suzzy16's profile a few minues before you started posting as moji26. You've been to SA alright but no mention of that guy, you were dating someone else last year. You are very careful about putting too much info online here, but I will so call all those numbers today.

okay so let's stop playing here

ifyalways and tearoses.

moji26, please upload pictures from your antenatal card or something to prove you're pregnant or that you lived in SA.

errrmmmm.....

make una cool down for Jesus. mymizcoli and co.

moji26 Where is the father of the pregnancy amd the father of the toddler, where's his family?

Go and drop the toddler at Nigerian Red Cross Motherless Babies Home, it's close to Adekunle, Makoko, off Herbert Macauley road, Yaba. It costs N1,000 to open an account with most banks, I'm sure if you could find N200 recharge card to browse with for your phone, you can get one. Surprised you went to SA and came back without ever having a bank account.

Hmmmmm

organicfoods, please how are the birds, are they still thriving?

Do you sell retail quantities of your produce?

To all you lazy bums who are complaining about that exercise routine and diet, all I have to you is this:



WE ARE STARTING 2ND WEEK OF NOVEMBER, NO EXCUSES!!

nwapastor:
Registering our presence myself and baby Rejoice. She'll be two weeks tomorrow. We are doing great. So far so good.
Just want to know how to take care of the tear and stitch I got during her delivery.
Please any other information I need as a first time Mom will be appreciated.
Some times during breastfeeding she does her face like she's taking sour milk hope all is well?

Welcome.

A few pages back, we mentioned a lot of things that worked for us and our stitches. So please read page 658 and 659. If you can ask someone to check Healthplus pharmacy, you can get all you need. It's an effective solution.

I have no idea about the face-squeezing. Maybe she's farting ?? Have you....er...tasted milk?

barak4real:
Please just want to clarify if iits okay ...my dd of 4weeks didnt accept cereal at birth cos i had cs and the full tin of COW AND GATE cereal has been at home since,i was reading through the content and i saw that it shd be discarded 4 weeks after opening ,so i decide to help her make proper use of it as i cant waste 2500 in this buhari economy...i have been using it as my milk for now.hope it has no effect on my diet sha...

Help a ftm

wait, explain properly please: you tried to give your baby cereal or infant formula at birth? If it's infant formula, nothing will happen to you drinking it (except for that awful taste )

damiso:
Very well said. Some women of old I know ( some in my family ) make some women of today look like saints . I have a grand aunt who left her husband with 4 kids, married another man,a chief had one child for him and then went back to her former husband who took her back. They even had another make up baby I don't know too many men of today who would have taken her back.

Puhlease! Wait, that gist sounds very familiar, abi it's not my family .

How about married mother of 1 starts sleeping with her married boss (father of 2) and then denies it furiously, only to pack into the boss' house and leave the 2 men squabbling over who gave her her 2nd pregnancy?

Or married father of 4 starts banging new wife and mother of 1 and they start lying that he is her "kinsman" and the poor unsuspecting husband not only swallows that story, he even starts carrying gifts to give his wife's "kinsman". Imagine person banging your wife amd collecting gift on top

Or young secretary who starts knacking married father of 3 and has to be waylaid and beaten up by wife's friends before she could receive sense and all of the women ended up buying shops on the same road in Balogun market.

And all these people, the youngest is 65 years old. All grandparents. If people only knew the shenanigans that happened in the past, they'd be so grateful of girls of today. Of course there are bad eggs, but to say in the past, all women were saints in the past and Modernity ruined that, that's just embarassingly wrong. Honestly, that show "SuperStory" never really quite had good storylines like some family gist

comtem2011:
That's how my MIL used to complain anytime I wipe my baby's bum with wipes just for changing his diaper. Me no answer sha as per na my baby.

Una see why y'all need to start cloth diapering and cloth wiping? No complaints about wastage, infact Himself uses the cloth wipes gladly. Do you know I cannot remember when I bought wipes this year? There's even a new company for cloth diaper babies by cloth diapering mothers coming up and those people mean serious business

Doynb:
Weldone Sabi mamas,good work u all are doing here...been a reader for a while now. Pls mamas,address this issues for me;
* my 5weeks old daughter does not poo until my mil put hot water in her anus usu every 4 days (she's exclusively breastfed),what can be done to make her poo regularly without d use of hot water?
** how often is she to have her bath daily?
*** how many diapers is she to use in a day as mil is of d opinion that I waste diapers without I been very soaked
****my daughter has this rash on her brows and inbetween,pls what can be use to clear it? (pix attached)
Cc captain onegai,alphahandmaiden,comtem2011 and all Sabi mamas

EBF babies don't poo every day and it's normal.

If she sweats a lot, she can bathe twice a day but easy on the soap/baby wash because babies don't get dirty like that.

Diapers is a personal thing, but try and change often because diaper rash is real and fierce and it isn't good to have a baby sitting in their waste for long (product plug: this is why I like cloth diapers and cloth wipes, no-one can accuse me of wasting jack and I can change as many times as I feel like without counting the cost and keep us rash-free).

That rash looks like Ezcema so perhaps switch to a gentler type of baby wash (Dove Pure and sensitive bar soap or wash is pretty good for babies, so are Aveeno and Medela) so as not to irritate the skin with harsh cleansers (which Johnsons can have). Immediately after bathing, don't rub the area, pat it dry and whilst it's still wet, apply shea butter to trap in moisture. People may recommend Antifungal or Antibacterial creams but please don't try them until you've tried my method and if in 3 days you have not seen any improvements. If all else fails and you're in Lagos, I can recommend a Clinical Dermatologist who can help.

comtem2011:
cc: onegai

3 days ago @ 5:59 pm

That didn't come up in the Search. Well, I don't know about Cypri Gold but if it isn't prescribed, I personally won't allow my child to take it. Seems it causes drowsiness, stooling and other side effects. Not sure any benefit of weight gain will be acceptable.

I really think parents should stop stressing about this "my baby isn't fat" or "my baby isn't gaining weight quickly". There are charts for this thing and as long as your child doesn't fall below the 25% percentile (I think that's the number), it is not something to cause concerm and make you buy drugs and cause an even bigger problem. Lawvlypearl, if your child is not showing any signs of being medically malnourished, I guess you have to decide whether to expose your child to side effects such as drowsiness and stooling and who knows what else.

lawvlypearl:
I read one mama saying her lo was given Cypri gold in her absence and the lo now eats too much ,I was expecting bashing from mamas o, but no one said anything about it.
Biko, can I give my baby too, she's a picky sucker, expressed milk just dey inside freezer,she no dey send. She only feed well at night but daytime na so so play play, she's 4months+ and her weight is 5.8kg.
Can I give Cypri gold to enhanced feeding Or any other recommendation ? Thanks

Was that on this thread recently? Maybe not, because I'm pretty sure everyone here is on board with the "No drugging of Baby" ideology and they would have spoken up. I just used the Search function and I see a mama spoke about here in 2015 and another person spoke about it in Family section. I don't know this medicine but I am not one to give a baby anything not recommended by a doctor to treat an exact illness. But that's just my opinion, you have to make your own decision.

Romegiuwa and Alphahandmaiden,

y'all are lazy chickens! Do you see Victoria's Secret models whining?? But you want to look like them Ehhhh!!!!! Rice isn't pasta but it's a carb and I was told that when eating rice, eat like a Chinese person (chinese food eats very little rice and a lot of veggies and meats, so protein rich rather than carb heavy). Oya, let's do this! No more soda this week (I don't drink soda sef) and only 2 slices of bread a day (gulp! ) then workout. Besides it's easy to give up suya: we bought some yesterday and it is now N500/stick, so I ate like it was Christmas and will henceforth avoid suya till December. The model below, she don born o! #BodyGoals!!

Infact, I'm going to look for one Naija nutrionist online who tells people to be drinking hot pepper water and juicing bulls testicles to come and coach us

cc imurboss

imurboss:
ehen, abeg how can i tighten my stomach muscles o, help ur sis

Should we do this below? 6 week workout and then we also cut down on bread and rice and carbs (we minimise the amount we eat). I lost weight when I stopped eating 4 slices of bread almost daily. When I was gyming and still eating rice and bread anyhow, no weight left because as I was losing, it ws being replenished. But this time I'm serious.

ifyalways:
Hahahaha @ "come and play in my office"

@OP, nothing wrong with you, the men are the problem.

Shockingly, that was not the worst thing said to me that day by a married guy. 'twas scary, the desperation the married guys were using to pursue the single ladies.

Welcome to Nigerian Society! Where a lot of those gyys are very irresponsible and see a singleton in her 30s as "OMG she must be sooooo desperate for Love and Affection and Attention. Easy score!". They're pathetic and sadly everywhere, especially Lagos and Abuja (the newly married ones are just crazy. I mean, how can you be telling me how much your wife paid for celebrity makeup artist less than 6 months ago and then follow up with "come and play with me in my office nah I had to ask if it was Game night and whether I should bring Ludo board and my evuls brother along with me).

Develop a thick skin and a sense of humour (or you will throw yourself a pity party that only morons are chasing you). Start thinking of witty comebacks ("oh you just told me you're attending RCCG Night vigil, use your children's pic as your dp and want to bang me?! Sure! Let me just let your wife know you'll be home late " ). Do as Thorpido said, socialise. Things will get better soon. E-hugs.

MetroTee:
There's a mummy and me club- popp Lagos where babies are encouraged to swim from 6 months I think. Ofcourse with mummy holding LO

Coolness! Abeg where is it? Please how much is it, any idea?

Re: about the crawling, well done for her! Big milestone. But you're not allowed to panic until she poops a cockroach leg, you find her sucking on the end of your plugged-in phone charger or you see her sitting down calmly beside your broken wristwatch (with the battery not visible).

Thennnnnnn you panic about her crawling

sayoberry:
mamas how are you

Long time no see! How are the twins? Have they graduated from University and are now doing Ph.D

mitchyy:
Happy Sunday mamas!

How are you and Hansel today? Comtem2011 and all our mamas here, hope everyone had a nice relaxing sunday. MetroTee, how are you, long time no hear from

Seun:
The answer is sex. Administer it acrobatically once a day after dinner or before breakfast for 24 hour protection, or twice daily in serious cases.

The maintenance dose is twice a week if small small girls are not currently bothering your husband.

Unfortunately in this economy, a lot of men's sex drives have disappeared. Maintenance is more like 2 every 3 weeks.

Dear small small girls reading this: you are dunces for chasing regular husbands, especially when they're struggling to build house or pay schoolfees. C'mon, will you carry ya pu#$ and gwan get ur share of the national cake with politicians?!

cococandy:
No idea what's going on. Who else is confused?

(Raises hand)

That's impressive but a lit overwhelming. It's too planned and not natural enough.

xynniey:
When i look back on what God has done for me concerning this case i cant thank Him enough. I have recovered my money with interest after more than one year. Even though the police was involved eventually. I jst thank God.

I'm happy it worked out well for you in the end. Others were not so fortunate.

Good morning mamas. It's Saturday Prayer Time, please who will lead us

Tojued:
Mommies why do we despise our very own garri? Is it not a cereal? yellow garri even has vitamin A. What will happen if you give garri mixed with formula to a 10 month old.

Garri is ground and fried cassava. Which I don't know if anyone uses as a cereal. But as it is now, it's probably not so nutritious. If Nigerian Society of Nutrition and our Health bodies were serious, they'd at least look at it and see if it can be enriched like Rice cereals. Oh well...

I hope a Documentary crew is filming this coronation. Ministry of Tourism and Culture should even be on ground. If you want to be serious about marketing your culture, good time to do so. Imagine them airing this coronation on PBS and then the chiefs of Benin in collaboration wuth private antique owners organise an exhibition abroad. That is a worthy export.

zimunachimdi:
thank you ma. which one these is best? can one be giving pap and supplement with one of these cereal?
golden morn nko?shey it is also good for a 6months child.

pls no vex for the too much questions abeg

contem2011,thanks ma


cuties babies everywhere. weldone mamas.

Golden Morn states on its packet that it is not an infant cereal. So maybe wait on that and try pap and Cerelac and Gerber (they have their ages written on them).

mompurity2:
one of them is fatter than the other

tatacherie, what a pretty outfit and her hair accesories coordinate, well done you!