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Look TonyeBarcanista , the chances PDP has is so slim, even slimmer than a sickle cell patient. For me I think it's 50/50 between the PDP and APC for the next Senate President. PDP as at present can get it if ekwerenmadu has a clean shit and no ant or cockroaches hidden in his cupboard. Infact this people have succeeded in rubbishing Saraki's image and personality.

planetuzor:
And you think APC and Tinubu are fools.. They fought successfully as opposition without loosing much battle and yet came out un scattered, talk of when they now have control..

I laugh you in Spanish

for were, the APC was never strong but it was GEJ that gave them victory with his attitude and lack of proper leadership skills.

Rochas with his fat and garri filled Tommy. Buhari will not go and use his body language to shake him Ooooo. Na saraki he dey use him body odour dey shake. Rochas is a big crook.

Shebarh:
The mother still wanna claim ownership of her son ..Sometimes ah do pray for the Mil to die before ah even meet her son.. Awful prayer but sometimes it's the best

You think is the best thing? That means the woman that will marry your unborn son is currently dancing skelewu on your head, were ever she will be now before God sends her to earth, she will be praying for you to die quick before she would marry your son.

Sahara reporters have started again. Now they have started pointing accusing fingers at NOI or should I say fingering her as a thief. As they are doing this now, tommorow now we will see in the news that NOI has been inducted in Buhari's cattle Ranch as a senior advisor.

All those hungry protesters shah. Nah only Buhari body language alone will send you people out of that place. Saraki wasn't supposed to cry after this first visit. He has reserved the tears till after Buhari's body language has finished every thing.

Abeg make una no give this man called saraki heart attack. Buhari cannot bring evidence nah, only his body language can.

islamics:
Nothing less than that would have happened.
But Op you no pity Nigeria small.

how I wan pity. In fact worse than it would have happened. You know how we in Naija behave.

Lalasticlala abeg do the needful.. That's how we are in Nigeria nah

I believe we all have heard the story of 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed who wanted to impress his teachers with a homemade clock he built. But Ahmed ended up in Police net and later on an instant celebrity. The American police thought it was a hoax bomb when the 14 year old was arrested. But it was just an ordinary clock. After an outrage and outpouring of support from technology’s biggest names, making him popular and technology heavy weights having interest in the young lad.

“Ahmed, if you ever want to come by Facebook, I’d love to meet you,” Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg wrote in a post that went up on his personal page today. “Keep building.”

Even Microsoft sent him couple of gifts with other big technology companies showing interest in him. Presently some dignitaries coming for the UN congress has shown interest in meeting Ahmed. Ahmed’s father has said that after their return from Newyork were they would be meeting Digitaries, they would honour President Obama’s invitation to White house.

Now lets come down to Nigeria. If Ahmed would have been a Nigerian and in Nigeria, shey President Buhari go meet this kind person? Infact nobody go even know the guy. His councillor for village sef no go know who e be. Infact immediately the police caught him, na prison straight, where they would touture him. The conversation will be like..

Police officers --- Ahmed Oya confess now. You are a Boko haram member

Ahmed ---- Noooo, I no be boko haram oo

Police officers --- Shatapppppp (heavy slap land for him cheeks) Ahmed I put it to you that you are a boko haram member.

Ahmed ---- *crying*

Police officers ----- Where is shekau

The police and other security agents would release statements upon statements. The Nigerian media go come do their own. You will see a headline in our dallies. Headline likes, “NIGERIAN SECURITY AGENCIES NABS 14 YEAR OLD BOKO HARAM BOMB MAKER.” Another headline like “ARMY, POLICE AND DSS HAS FINGERED A 14 YEAR OLD TRYING TO BLOW UP A SCHOOL.” What of this headline, “AHMED THE BOKO HARAM BOMB MAKER ARRESTED.” Nigeria my country.

Ok lets do it this way. Even if after investigation and Ahmed the Nigeria was found not guilty. By then, police go don beat him hell. He won’t even be acknoledged or recognised. Shey Tony Elumelu go like meet him? Will even Dangote or tech giants like Nairaland and Jobberman owners send an invite to him. Immediately the police are just releasing him, na there the matter close.

Ok lets try it this way, Ahmed as a Nigerian in Nigeria and after the discovery that it wasn’t a Bomb and it was a simple innovation. He became an instant celebrity. I tell you truth. His Nigerian father will start granting endless interviews of how he had already knew right from when Ahmed was born. He had already knew that Ahmed would be a great child. Na there e go begin tell you the guy life story of how he got double promotions, or even triple promotions in school. As big tech companies, say Nairaland, Jumia, MTN, Glo will be looking for him. Ahmed’s father will automatically turn to an agent. Before you know wetin dey happen. You will hear something like, “If my son will work for Google or MTN or any company, you must pay aggreement fee, contract fee and infact N50m monthly salary.” Ahmed papa don dey greedy oo. Ahmed head don dey swear sef. Ahmed’s Nigerian mother go com dey do her own. If he sees Ahmed playing with his peers, chaiii, she would shout for him to leave them and come inside. She would tell him to stop playing with them that they would bewitch him and take his glory. She would be protecting Ahmed like egg. Ahmed no go dey come outside again.

Then Ahmed sisters go come dey do their own. By then his Nigerian sister will turn to instagram celebrity. She would start posting photos of herself and Ahmed to tell the whole world that the boy na im brother. Before you say what! Linda ikeji will bring out one headline like, “MEET AHMED THE GENIUS’S SISTER, AISHAT.” Girl wey be say we no know before oo. Infact she would be stealing attention from his brother. By then she would start granting press releases of how she is founding her NGO. She would tell the press of how she used to pamper Ahmed when he was small and how Ahmed use to beat 50 people to take first position in class.

Dat never finish ooo. Ahmed Nigerian brother go come him own. The guy that doesn’t have a voice, can’t even sing. His singing career that was dead, he would use the opportunity to rejuvinate it. He would start granting interviews of how he started singing from his mother’s womb, just as Ahmed started developing clocks from their mother’s womb too. Na that time this guy go release banging hot single wey don get one million downloads for his imagination.

Ahmed’s relatives would start looking for a celebrity status. Anywere they go to, they would be like, “Na me be Ahmed the genius brother. Shey you no know the guy?” His Nigerian teacher that reported the matter to the police would now start granting interviews on how Ahmed used to be an obedient child and very innovative. Teacher would say that Ahmed didn’t tell her it was a clock, and she thought it was a Boko haram machine gun. Ahmed principal too go come grant interview on how their school take be the best for Nigeria. How they produce best brains. He would tell you the ones he knows and the ones he doesn’t know.
If 14-year-old American Ahmed Mohamed who built a home made clock that is currently trending in America. If Ahmed Is a Nigerian, the above might have been what would be happening. That is what I feel would happen. But for you, if Ahmed was a Nigerian, what do you think would have happened?

http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1036-if-14-year-old-ahmed-mohamed-that-built-a-clock-was-a-nigerian

Hmmmmmmmm... Oriegwu odiegwu Ooooo. 15years no be beans. Am sure no one can easily wait. Everything depends on her plans and choice. If she thinks she can wait, no problem. But if not, move on.

Joe igbokwe. To be sincere with you. Many in APC are not happy with what saraki has done In clinching the senate Presidency. APC is totally divided. They are not defending him at all. With what is going on with saraki, this is to show you that the forces against saraki are too powerful and one of them is Buhari's body language

Ahhhhh... The guy is handsome. Where is Chukwudi44 to come and see his enemy. The man that is giving him heart attack. The man that wants to send his saraki to prison

CertifiedSamuel:
Awesome!!! But can it possibly browse more than the network speed?? Abi Chrome go hack mtn then increase the spend? I no understand.

exactly, that's another thing entirely. The network still has a say on how sharp and fast the process would be.

Oga Ooooo. As am talking to you, all the whole rams in my neighborhood has gone in to hiding. Odiegwu.

I hated this man with passion but it seemed am beginning to start liking his style of leadership.

halfrica:
Its nt bipolars patient fault they just feel threathened imagine d pain of loosin memories d part of avin difficulties of pronouncin words or spellin or d pain of headaches most times we loose touch of reality i live in my imaginary world like am stil 2yrs i av imaginary frnds i talk too nd hear dem too i av susperstitions a lot like if i touch a book bad things myt happen to me lo nd behold if i touch d book it will while if anoda person touch d same book d person wud b fine
I kno people whud say it our mindset bt our mindset is shut down dats d problem we do according to a tiny voice in our head sumtimes i talk to mysef bt there is sumone actually talkin back to me which no one sees bipolar is quite spiritual in a way trust me

hmmmm.. Thank you for inspiring me. Now I know cus I have a relative who behaves like this and parents have been seeking for solution. I think it's bipolar. Halfrica I went through couple of your posts and was amazed. To be sincere I don't know what to say. You voicing out your challenges and difficulties you face, trying for people to accept you. Take for instance the post you ask for a business plan hmmmm.. Just trying to chose my words here. It is well. By the way, I sent you a pm

halfrica:
Amen thank u so mch!!!!! God bless u beyond ur imagination

my sister I can imagine the pain you will be going through by now trying had for people to understand you. But is not easy having a relationship with someone with bipolar. Is not everyone that can take the pain, injury both physical and mental injuries that bipolar individuals give. It takes patience and understanding. At first the way you put your comments looked as if we don't appreciate or understand you people. But not so. Being with bipolar individual, your partner must be An understanding and cool headed person.

Chaiii iiii where is Adams oshiomhole to come see this. Adams be crying now in iara's kitchen. Upon everything APC and Buhari is doing.. Still this woman is bracing stronger and higher. Congrats ma

itsMrIke:
Arrant nonsense

xpat1 I laugh when you say Bukola saraki is unshakable... Hahahahaha. When arase Solomon... When solo go shake am once, He will enter bullion van by force. He doesn't even need Buhari body language sef

YMCB OR YBNL whichever they call themselves. Baba Buhari won't even listen to you. He considers your group irrelevant. Groups pop in out like pop corn. They would resist any attempt to arrest saraki, as if they are God. I blame solo for all these. Solo if they try any thing funny, just arrest all of them and take them to shekau in sambisa

Nigerians no go kill person Ooooo. It seems the Federal Government should set up regulating body to control protests and protesters. It seems Nigerians are abusing protests. Instead of them to protest for the reduction of NASS members allowances, protest for Buhari to start paying N5k promised to unemployed graduates. Protest for corrupt public officials to be probed. Imagine this one. They are protesting that Amaechi is the face of democracy in Nigeria

TonyeBarcanista:
Wooooow! Saraki Must Go Down!




Tomakint oooooo

Hello, Oga solo, wetin dey happen nah. U never still arrest Oga saraki? Okay, the warrant done come again. Arrest saraki now or just free him forever. This people are still playing games oooooo. How many times would d warrant come. Oga solo do d needful ooo

If saraki can overcome this one, I swear Nigerian political system is not worth it. For a whole Senate President to just ignore court order.

Bacteriocin:

naija and crowd renting

naija and money shah. Anywhere wey dem pay dem, they are ready to go. If someone kill person and police catch, they would protest against the police for catching the person. But they are yet to protest that Buhari is yet to start paying unemployed graduates 5k per month

Hoii:
All because you want Ekweremadu (PDP) to take over as Senate President.
It won't work o. Ekweremadu is next to be dealt with after Saraki. He already has a stone (case) tied to his neck. What is left is for him to be thrown into the river and he sinks

Ekwerenmadu koh, Ekwerenmadu nih. What has Ekwerenmadu done? Did he stole your father's twelve years old goat in the village? Look let me tell you. Ekwerenmadu has done nothing that would implicate him. If he has, produce it now! We're are the evidences? Otherwise remain silent till Saraki's case is settled either in prison or still as president of the senate

Abegi Pat Utomi, we Don hear dat one before. Na so u go talk because dem Don send ur name. So if dey give u minister of finance, swear say u no go rush am Pat!

Upon all the whole pulling down, insults the APC goons had been trying hard to do to this woman, still she's still flying high. Congrats mam. Soon we will soon hear that Buhari has made Diezani madueke Petroleum minister.

chukwudi44:
Yes the forces against him are strong but he is more politically savvy than those buffons!! It would look like another Mayweather vs Paccaio encounter when the 'powerful' Paccaio lost to a more savvy Mayweather.

to be sincere with you, Nigeria's political institution is too soft and fragile. One can easily predict what will happen to this Saraki's case. But this Saraki's case is a litmus test for the Buhari led Government, both judiciary and executive arm of Government. If this Government can handle it properly with interference as Bubu has said, and defeat saraki. That means they are serious.