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MrCuteking:
The most annoying thing is that, I took a flight to Abj, hoping that I would receive a positive answer. After failing to get approval letter, I had to take GUO motors back to Lagos (wasn’t worried about my return ticket because I needed a long journey back home), while hoping that the driver would just dive into one river like that due to depressive thought back then.


This US travel thing is a dangerous scam. I hate the fact that you don’t get refund of the expenses after denial.

hahahahahahaaha.......lolz....dis guy is on kolos

dude, be careful o...na dis mindset ur babe go carry enter dis marriage o, plus her family side...marriage no be jst sometin u can enter n opt out at will...give it time n pray....


my own share

Women sha....

1. u guys have a middleman n dats Seyi
2. hav u ever asked hw dat seyi got her number sef, y she dey share number like Rhapsody of reality lik dat
3. she might choose her as her bestie even after marriage, den after argument broke out btw u guys, she'll run to him for advice...wich is very dangerous
4. she loves both of u n na only God fit help her to 4get dat seyi, cuz i've been der b4
5. she must be an emotional babe...i guess
6. for her to keep going to him like dat, u hav to be careful gan, cuz if u get rid or dat seyi, anoda person is coming.


take dis lil explanations n choose your path with care

lolz.....actually nt 99.9% were disflowered by olosho... mostly are neighbors, visitors or maids....mine was jst random girl in d street

i remember in sch den, a guy was telling his fwend that "Omo pussy sweet o, i dnt knw its very sweet like dis" i laff tire...he should be like 18-21 yrs sha...

Things you will neeed

- Cardigan ( thickest one)
- gloves
- socks
- Money to buy Hot Water ���
But the cold is seasonal sha, u might escape d coldest hour


My lil advice
- No need of relocating (u will enjoy ur stay at Plateau )
- Make sure u are posted to Village (not Jos)

Benefits of village
- Quiet n peaceful
- Low standard of living ( cheap stuff )
- lovely Women who don't chase after money... (If u are a guy use condom sha oo....STD rampant for der o)

This shit happened to me back den in 2017.....lolz....me self don mumu for love oo.....sometimes wen i remember dis, i jst smile n shake my head say, me sef don try for love

its been on n off dating den, wen she told me she can only hav sex with me only if i can wait for 2yrs....as my mumuness, i trusted her, d relationship later cut off due to distance n bad communication...a yr later she called back n apologized, den i notice dem don Bleep dis babe wey dey tell me make i wait for 2yrs...i bone cuz i still love her....but some shit kept coming, like posting other guys n puting some funny stuff (wich doesn't make sense) .. i warned, warned n warned, na lie....n i love dis babe...

on her birthday too, i posted both our pictures on my facebook page n tagged her, wah she said off me oo....she said " i shouldn't hav done dat bcuz of her uncle is on facebook" imagine? a 25yrs lady ....


the last one she did was with male fwend she called bestie...wich is similar to Op....i returned frm service that day n she came to crash for ma side.... she bumped into a message with one of ma side chick den, she read it n was pissed of... could u believe dis babe didnt go to work that morning, she went to dat 'male bestie to stay der all tru d day...meanwhile she told dem at work dat she was sick..... months after, she confess that dat she took revenge on me by fucking his male bestie n bla bla bla....

i still no leave am o...cuz i knw nah me Bleep up....lolz.....una go dey imagine say i don chop efo.....


fast foward to 2019, she develop some atitude of text first....i kuku dey mumu text first n greet her first every morning ....it went for a while b4 i realize i was jst d mumu in d game....i summon courage n stopped it..a week went by without chatting her n i experience peace within ma soul.

Have been praying to God to give me peace of mind...but i jst felt d peace when i stopped chatting her...it was like a miracle....so many tot runs through ma head...thinking mayb she jass me, but i dnt tink so, cuz i was d Alpha, she dears not try rubbish with me, i scold her n shout sometimes....Person wey don chop efo no dey do dat nah....she tink i will always come back wen i come to my right senses, i never came back.....she noticed n complained of me 4getting her... i never replied her ever since...


So, i took it as the peace of mind i prayed for...cuz she was d only one i tink of wen am alone...

but i dnt tink she could meet anoda guy wey love her like dis oo.......she tried coming back several tyms but i jst dey bleep n ignore ni...wen she noticed...she japa too....she do check up on me sometyms but man don mouevv....


Fear woman.....only 5% can be trusted among d 100

Na so them get image quote for hand like never b4....small tym if u guy's have little misunderstanding like dis, dey go to der status n start posting one mumu quote abt wat really happened....I warned her to stop dat shit too....she never listen....to my surprise i dnt knw were she dey see dat image quote oo....it will always rhyme to that misunderstanding shaa ni......i dont knw oo, na pity face pple like dem dey find up n down..i tire for dis gender

How will this country even move forward when the young are full of tribal racism? Which one is Afonja's in Raping bla bla .....Then you guys accuse white pple for racist on black...wahs now the differences btw u two ?

MAGIC SYSTEM - 1ER GAOU


goes like: gaou lepa gaou oo.....so on.....

still listening to it till today....i google d meaning thou and d meaning was damn funny

But some of ur mate don die too nah....abeg give tnks to God dat create life jawe...

Me: babe i really luv u oo

babe: you love me abi u won rock me

Me: haaaaa, na d two ooo......lol


d laff wey i laugh no gree me toast her again....some girls enh

opan a fake watsapp or facebook acct to test her, if she fails, japa ......

hmmmm...dis comes in two ways

1. either she's telling u in advance incase u see her or hear her speaking to guyz on fone
2. or she jst feel telling u for u to know hw many guyz asking her out per day



but all na scope, if she's loyal in first place, she wont invite interaction wit stranger talkless of sharing number...

She's till coming back to beg u, over n over again...cuz she no fit see anoda person wey go stand her attitude...especially guys wey no get joy..

Can a child resemble u n still be a bastard ni?

trust me, within a week she'll be employed...some pple like ladies with gut like dis....

motivational speakers aren't dat bad....sometyms we need a lil push jst to get der

bro, if she stuck on ex or if she hasn't get over her ex....means u hav a lot to do man... i mean alot...

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Anoymus:
I have a girlfriend I am meaning to propose to during the festive period, she's everything I want in a woman except few exception which might be a hindrance to the proposal.
Gist is, my babe is a graduate but lack of work made her to learn fashion designing, she's done with the training and she's very good with what she does.

After marriage, I have told her that I'll assist in her business, I'm planning to get a bigger shop space for her and equip it with modern day machines, tools and tailoring materials goods to help make her work lucrative. I'm budgeting about 1.2-1.5m for this.

The issue now is that, 3 days ago, I asked her what her role would be if eventually after marriage she gets the shop, equipments and all, where she would come in in terms of responsibilities in the house. Her reply was she doesn't want to assume any responsibility and that it's my duty to cater for the family and she can only help & I shouldn't make anything compulsory for her. So many thoughts came through my mind. One of it was that, where the proceeds of her investment would be going to if I should shoulder all the responsibilities in the house knowing fully well that she makes money.

I rang my mum and told her of her response, I was shocked that she backed her saying that I shouldn't have asked her to foot anything in the house that it was my sole responsibility as a man to cater for my family my wife inclusive. My dad too, same thing. Even told my gf mum about it too , she giggled and said I shouldn't have asked her n that it's my duty to provide for my family. They all sounded foreign to me. Or am I the one not understanding?

My question now is, why invest that kind of money in her when I'm not sure of getting little or nothing in terms in return help to run the family. That sum of money could get me 4 brand new bikes and 2 neatly used Keke Napep for transportation business. I'm sure I'll be getting returns from these investment weekly or monthly basis.

I don't want who wouldn't have any sense of responsibility at home after investing in her, even if she's covering 10% or 5% I wouldn't mind. Mere helping doesn't go down well with me, she might have and decide not to give out. I rather not invest at all and expect nothing from her.

I don't know if I'm the one over thinking this things or my parent and her mum aren't seeing things from my perspective or am I being inconsiderate?

Criticism, Insults and bashing are welcomed. Thanks

Na Wa for ur babe o....Ur Babe is jst being selfish bro or probably stingy.....But we hav some babes dat do take of care of der guys nah, buying many tinz for hin apartment...at least make she jst assist wif lil tinz...africans mentality self....Na husband con come life con suffer...dats y some of dem dey tay for der papa ouse....na dis mumu mentality

ednut1:
Stopped reading when i saw the amount you spent. Who ddy raise all these mumu guys

...............................hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah........lolz....pussy sweetner dey work nah

oh oh really? 3k for real....



n na govt get am o...SMH

lolz...wah do u tink d tips are for....she japa..

Dnt be fooled , dats hw guyz first start, he will be boring as hell wen tym comes....

queenolofofo:
Oosho ni iyawo

Oku Obo ni oko

Awon werey meji pade ni yen

Either ways,they are both compatible,cos Quran say,

ONI SHINA LOBIRIN KO FE ONI SHINA LOKUNRIN

THANK YOU

Lolz �����

I read this for two days, wow, wah an experience ..tnk God for ur safety....it’s jst as if I was reading a novel....U are gud writer too oo....better write join ur journalism...

Dis is Nigeria.....