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busterr:
I switched off my phone, put on airplane, switched to another network still its not going.
At a point I thought buhari has switched off network to finish us off in South east

Which kain thinking be dat?

FahBuLous:
I had to restart my phone 3 times and started cussing MTN and Airtel Network...
MTN and Airtel, I now know that you guys were innocent, please forgive me..

janedonez:
I thought my network was bad, until I saw the news here.

Same thing here.. oo,I tot network was so poor in my area.But I was surprised that nairaland open just one hand with the same network I was battling with WhatsApp and Facebook

Decryptor:
My brother, the thing tire me! Parents of these days (most of them) are complete failures!

I was in somebody's shop waiting for him when the owner of the next shop (a woman) was with her kids. Could you imagine that her son of about 6 years old was speaking cult slangs and this woman shamelessly joined the boy and was laughing over it while giving him hi five!

Laff want kii me here @high five

muystoy:
How old are the parents sef? the mama never pass person wey I go lash bulala and the papa sef na guy man

Ah teh you dem small..oo.E be like say na for SS 3 dis people do the knacking wer produce this Angel of a babe..oo

wonder233:
These two individuals are clearly in their 30s, yet people were screaming blue murder when the girl said she was 21. The father is even younger than many people that were shouting

You are correct

samexy:
I will now be playing big odds winning... I will single like 5 or 4 big odds play separate, then accumulate all and play again... Could you believe that if you play.entrafurt win.. I remember last season they win Bayern 5-1 and they sack their Coach. This season where be only draw Dem Sabi, come win Bayern again... If you play, all those Ajax to loose, Bayern loose, Madrid loose and PSG loose with 500 or 1k .u Know say u Don win millions be dat... Na wetin I go dey try be this...

E go still cut

BeeBeeOoh:
If you see how my tickets were grinded today eeh you go marvel I swear


My God will fight for me oo

Acidosis:
Sorry, my parents are the most appreciative people on earth. As old as I am, they are still willing to do more than they've ever done in the past. You obviously don't understand the idea of parenting.

No prob, continue enjoying what 'America' is doing for you, don't think of what you will equally do for America.Simply because it's a natural obligations for 'America' to cater for ur needs as her citizen... provide accommodation,free education, good road network, job opportunity,electricity,water, health care, security,etc when 'America' was still young and active with plenty resources.Now that 'America' is getting old with a lesser resources, you,as her citizen should not help her in anyway at all even with plenty resources at ur disposal.
To you, America as ur country deserves no help from you,after all, She was simply performing her " God-ordained-duties" of taking care of her citizen.Though 'America' is/was doing all these for her citizens NOT to the end that She might be rewarded by those her citizens at old age,but don't be surprised seeing 'America' singing and dancing around her neighborhood of Canada and Mexico when that citizen She catered for in time past coming to give a little back to Her as a token of appreciation expecially in time of Her need.

[quote author=cooljude post=106426559][/quote]I know he hasn't abandoned them.But now that they have already parked into the building and he is asking what to do.
Were you expecting me to advise him to go and fight with his parents and send them parking bcoz they occupied the house without his consent?
Or is that what you are advising him in this case?

Acidosis:
This one already is planning to demand N100 million monthly from his kids because of akara and akamu.

Tout!

Tarr! Gerrout of my mention.
Go and abandon ur parents,eddiot

Biafrannuke:
Come and die

You are so funny like say u get even small thing like caterpult for house

Consent ko, conscience ni.
Wen the wer buying akara for you in the morning to eat n go to primary school, did they seek ur consent?
Wen they stopped buying new clothes for themselves in order to buy school uniform for you,did they seek your consent?Abeg shift one side make Malle and Popsy enjoy the fruits of their labour in peace!
U sef,no be Yankee u based? Or na school or biznes trip u dey go dere?
Even with that,wen u come back, if at all you dey come back to stay in 9ja here,build another house for them joor!

Brimstone77:
I'm not angry with you bro...

I condemn the killing of innocent civilians...

But you see all these uniform military personnel??

I don't feel for them be him Igbo or not..


Those people in military you are calling our brother won't think twice before killing us...

Check all the killings in the east by police most of them were done by Igbo personnel's..


Anybody capable of doing this (picture) to any Igbo son just because he is protesting on the street don't deserve my sympathy..

Could this be true?
Pls don't bring this type of pics here again.Its gory n heart rendering

LeadMobile:
Haba bros! This too much.
You can't say this to someone created by God.
Kindly take it easy

The most pitiable thing in all this his abuses is that, the girl doesn't even know weda he exist or not.

Walkee:
I don't like this girl at all.

So wetin concern the girl with ur liking?

ppogba:
It is part of the script.

Chealsea to win 3-1.

O boy! I fear who no fear you.Are you sure you are not part of the cartels responsible for manipulating EPL games both spiritually and physically?What an accurate prediction!!

Samunique:
Most especially, that sardine or Mike Dean of a ref, he's a hater of Chelsea, but God pass am today.

Anthony Tailor Orrr Taylor nkor?

Babawee:
Thats my school,just accept us like that

No,we can't accept you people like that.You people look exactly like prisoners of war in Eastern Congo.I cannot close my eyes and see your father wasting his hard earned money in the name of school fees for you in that Rebels' prison.No,I can't accept that!

NairaMaster1:
It's very Ok, but we are talking about 16B dollars here.

I am still wondering why he is bringing up this question at this point in time.
Orr, does he wants to convert the 25k naira into dollars to open a domiciliary account with it?

delzbaba:
Cut ur prick small.

Some of una no well at all for dis nairaland aswer

helinues:
When is the match?

In the evening of our Independence day.

Austema:
Do we really need a foreign coach?

Yes!

izubext007:
Hope this isn't tax payers money

No nah VAT money.

Omo! This kind war machines wer I see from both sides,I hope say them dey follow sell am give us?
If dem born dem well, make dem dey carry any tokumbo turbo or tucana jet sell for us again,dem go see pepper.

Greatn3ss:
Your People must be ashamed of you

Say him steal stockfish for Kafanchan market?

OBALOLA55:
DON’T YOU HAVE A BETTER THING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE


YOU SEE WHY WE NEED STRICT SHARIA LAW IN THIS COUNTRY

Take ur strict sharia law to Afghanistan.Make I no hear such word from ur mouth again!
Nigeria is a secular state.Know this and know peace.

gazza07:
Good. Tired of hearing her noisy tini tini voice

Tini tini like cricket voice.
But on a serious note,de voice swrt just like that Maria's own.

zeeace:
which kind useless moniker be this.

Simpleyleo:
I can’t wait for the idiot to be sacked. Very clueless coach

Are you people sure that there's no conspiracy against this man by his players?
Nuno I know in Wolves was one of the most tactical coaches in Epl.So there must be something wrong somewhere.

FalseProphet1:
He will be sacked after 3 market days.

This I have seen.

you mean 3 Eke market days?

Ekpekus:
Penadez misses!!!!

@Penandez