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FamilyRe: On What Grounds Will You Divorce Your Partner? by patostation(m): 10:10pm On Mar 20, 2013
How do you handle things if you notice that you were married to a hardcore lesbian, who unkown to you has been doing it on your bed for years with her mate whom you innocenly welcome as a family friend? How do you react if you notice from secret notes that your loving wife sneaks out to sleep with her former boyfriend? How do you respond when you notice that your dear wife shouts another man's name in the middle of lovemaking ectasy? How do you cope if your wife denies you your conjugal right for months, maybe years? My people, marriage can be a pain in the ass. Pray that yours turn out fine. The error starts before the relationship is consumated in marriage so no one should be in a hurry to marry.
Technology MarketRe: I Need Curve 7 by patostation(m): 8:07am On Mar 18, 2013
If na UK-used one you want I can give you for 24.5K
PoliticsRe: Still Talking About This "Oga At The Top" Phenomenal by patostation(m): 7:55am On Mar 18, 2013
Me I be Oga at the under and I no dey make mistake
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis: Angel-shaped Cloud Appears After His Announcement by patostation(m): 5:47am On Mar 17, 2013
masterpiece123: . Your being adamant about the power of God is not a new thing. Your are not spiritually sensitive and ur spiritual mind is Dead, until rapture caught u un prepare you will not beleive. Beware so you will not perish. Give your life to Jesus christ
Trust the Catholics, their sense of religiosity is stirred most by what their eyes can see: images of "saint", idol image of "Mary" in the Grotto, image of "baby Jesus" in a manger, image of shadows which they approximate to "Our Lady of whatever", tunder at the Basilica, even apparitions they take so seriously, not to talk of cloud shape. Sometimes I just pity the way they reason. Is this how you guys are going to "make heaven"? As for me and my family, it is by faith we shall walk, not by sight. (2Cor 5:7, Heb 11:1-13)
Christianity EtcRe: Election For New Pope To Begin On Tuesday by patostation(m): 11:57am On Mar 10, 2013
Vatican staff have been preparing the Sistine Chapel, where the conclave will take place, installing the two stoves that will produce white smoke from burnt ballot papers when a new pope is elected.

Sometimes I just wonder from where the Catholic Church gets its traditions and doctrines from.
CrimeRe: 10 Dead Bodies Found In Owerri Burrow Pit by patostation(m): 11:36pm On Mar 05, 2013
Anything is possible in Nigeria. It could be kidnappers at work, Bakassi Boys, Accident victims, persons killed and dumped by the police, persons murdered extrajudicially on suspicion of one thing or the other (remember, Umuagwo is very close to Aluu), just anything. The perpetratprs know that no one will be caught, so the killing spree continues
PetsRe: Missing Dog, A Stolen 6months American Bulldog by patostation(m): 7:22pm On Mar 03, 2013
Come my compound o, Akpan my neighbor has been enjoying fresh peppersoup since two days now. Each time he comes out of his room, sweat covers his whole body. I have also seen him dispose some bones. I don't know but am just putting two and two together sha!
Christianity EtcRe: RCCG Holy Ghost Night: Your Experience by patostation(m): 5:01pm On Mar 03, 2013
YomiYarzo: After i attended the March 1 Holy ghost service, i had it in mind i was going to write an open letter Pastor Adeboye and the Church
The service was quite alright, sprit led and i was indeed touched by the lord
Despite being a redeemed member from more than 13years now, that was about my 3rd of 4th time attending services in the camp, am usually reluctant because of the traffic
it took me about 3 hours to get to the camp for Oworonsoki, but i wasn't worried because i was prepared for the traffic to and fro
And while driving into the camp you could visible notice the efforts of volunteers and traffic controllers at making traffic as smooth and hassle free as possible
The part i wasn't prepared for came after the service, it took me about 2hours and 22mins to drive out of Car Pack C were i was parked
Car park C i would estimate has having a size of not less than 10 football pitches
I was amazed at how we all drove like smugglers trying to get out of the car park gate at the same time, there was no effort at being orderly
by all trying to get out of the car park, and you could visible see the frustration of the volunteers at how overwhelmed they were.
I could not believe we all just attended a holy service were Pastor Adeboye charged us with Virtues like showing love, favor, and giving to others as seeds towards accelerated favour
I was deeply worried and sad that we as christians and same church members could not show love to one another while driving on church grounds under the very nose of the Pastor Adeboye
The car park experience made me appreciate the efforts and hard work of Pastor Adeboye and the entire redeemed christian church of God in impacting peoples lives positively
and the fact that we are still very far from reaching a society and a Nigeria were love and respect each other are common virtues

Well if you members of RCCG suffer a bit of this church-inflicted pain, just imagine how travellers whose six hour journey your church extends to 24 hours every now and then. I don't think the church itself has consideration for other road users in line with Mt. 7:12. The reason it is this way is because without "Daddy GO", there will be no "Holy Ghost" Service! Otherwise what will it take the church to decentralize the service in batches so that the same service can be conducted on different days. I understand that this is how Jehovah's Witnesses do their conventions and Assemblies thereby causing no obstruction or traffic pain for others. You guys need to emulate them for God is not a God of dissorder (1Cor 14:33)
As for your members' show of impatience,
lack of love, self control, peace and other fruitages of the Holy Ghost right there at the "Holy Ghost" Ground, well that is a topic for another day. Dooh!
PoliticsRe: ABSU Withdraws Orji Kalu's Certificate by patostation(m): 12:54pm On Mar 03, 2013
peleson: Orji kalu is the worst thing but T.A orji is like satan, no worst thing can be compared to him .Is abia state cursed? What is GEJ doing to help liberate that state from the devil. Abia needs help!!
Abians saw the pictures of TA Orji being initiated in the coven of Satan at Orkija. They read how Orji Kalu and his mother ran Abia like their personal estate and later handed the state to TA; yet they "voted" for him. Remember he is PDP and nothing good comes from that party. In 2015 if they like let them not take their destiny into their hands
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya’s Presidential-Aspirant Seeks Spiritual Help In Nigeria by patostation(m): 12:39pm On Mar 03, 2013
[quote author=kwajahafiz]Is olumba still alive?.
Could have sworn i heard the guy is dead.[/quote

Leader Obu has long died, possibly more than 10 years ago. But trust the Brotherhood. They still claim that the old man is still alive and can appear anywhere anytime
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya’s Presidential-Aspirant Seeks Spiritual Help In Nigeria by patostation(m): 12:28pm On Mar 03, 2013
"....Falsehood is what the prophets are prophesying in my name. I have not sent them, nor have I commanded them or spoken to them. A false vision and divination and a valueless thing and the trickiness of their heart they are speaking prophetically to you people...." Jer 14:13-15
Obviously, God could never be interested in the political affairs of Satan's world, to the extent of supporting Odinga against Uhuru. Let Odinga and his likes keep deluding themselves into thinking that when TB Joshua or Pastor Chris or SatGuru or even Olumba Olumba makes a prophetic pronouncement and it comes to pass, that it is God's favor.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Benedict Finally Leaves Vatican City by patostation(m): 9:00pm On Feb 28, 2013
Yasmeena: Peeps, how true is d news going around some social medias dat d pope has accepted d oneness of Allah at a press confeence?
I also heard that Priests and popes can now marry. I wonder which Bible the Catholics have been reading all along. Oh, I forgot, The Catholic Duauy? Version. Additionally, that Mary ("Mother of God"wink is no longer a virgin after having more than 5 children; Not a "Mediatrix" any longer and does not need to "plead for us" anymore. That's good!
Christianity EtcRe: Happy Birthday Rev. Anita Oyakhilome! by patostation(m): 9:52pm On Feb 26, 2013
tutudex: no mind these zealots who dont celebrate birthdays but poke themselves while going to do their so called preachings. Abegi! Hypocrites. Far to see and Sad to see. Mtwchhwwww
It's easy to yab for yabbing sake. But at least these ones have zeal for what is wholesome. Keep celebrating. Remember, "just as it occurred in the days of Noah..., they were eating, they wer drinking...until that day when Noah entered into the ark.... (Mt 24:37-39, Lu 17:26-30). Continue paying attention to meaningless things and teaching of the demons
Nairaland GeneralRe: Missing Oluwatoyin Akanbi Found Dead by patostation(m): 12:39pm On Feb 26, 2013
Do you drive a jeep or do you own own one? Then you need to be extra vigilant because there is a jeep-snatching syndicate on the prowl. Their decision to leave you alive will depend on many circumstances - thier state of mind, your co-operation, the type of security installed etc. They will usually get you totally naked, ask you if there is a security tracker and drive you at gun-point to an unfamilier area and propably waste you or fling you out while the car is in motion. In your unclothedness, you will not have the time to call for help. You will preoccupy your mind with how to cover your unclothedness. Ofcourse anyone you call will assume that you are a mad man. You will then beg for a boxer short, beg to make call (if you still remember any number), and of course beg for transport if you are alive. All these happened to my friend at a vulcanizer joint in Egbeda area. The robbers were two in number and the jeep has not been recovered
Car TalkRe: Ladipo Spare-Parts Market Finally Shut-down by patostation(m): 4:15pm On Feb 25, 2013
Anytime Governor Fashola wants to close markets, we can predict with 90% accuracy which markets it will be. We know how many times Ladipo market has been closed, how many times Yaba has been closed etc. But we also know that Lagos is one big marketplace with markets in virtually every area and they all share similar sanitary conditions. In Ikeja area for instance, I have never heard that Alade, Ipodo or Agege Abbattoire markets have ev er been closed. We are watching.
Christianity EtcRe: Cardinal Keith O'brien Resigns As Archbishop by patostation(m): 3:41pm On Feb 25, 2013
Macky Nene: God please take care of ur church...May the faithfuls be lead through, Amen
Who tell you say Catholic Church na God church. To me, nothing differentiates this church from the one in ancient Pergamum (Rev 2:12,13) where Satan lives. The Bible warns: "Come out of her, my people, so that you will not share in her sins..." (Rev 18:4,5).
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe In Deliverance? by patostation(m): 10:47pm On Feb 24, 2013
ifihearam: Lies,you are the kind of people that deceives christians,out of ignorance most christians made vows or their parents made vows with demonic forces before or after their birth,you must understand that you getting born again does not free you entirely from those forces,its a platform for you to free yourself via effective prayers and deliverance.God is a God of principles,he does not come into any situation until you invite him on earth,ask moses if you dont understand.
You can speak for yourself. Maybe you had covenants with demons or maybe your parents devoted themselves and you to the local deity. Does it mean that everyone did the same thing. Even if my grand or great grand parents did, they will carry their own load and I will carry mine, chikena!
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe In Deliverance? by patostation(m): 7:22pm On Feb 24, 2013
taiwo babalola: Deliverance is real,evry typical african man hv rotten background,devil is accuser of brethren and deliverance is nt limited evil spirit that where alot of people miss it.infact we need generation deliverance so history il not repeat itself.u can do self deliverance by prayers.
In other words, you are saying that only Africans need deliverance. Also to you, every generation need their own deliverance. In short, you need deliverance.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe In Deliverance? by patostation(m): 6:32pm On Feb 24, 2013
Deliverance Service is one of the new methods used by modern-day con artists AKA "men of God" to defraud and keep people in bondage. I have seen many kept in further bondage by these Sabbat, Cele and Seraphim Churches after a lot of candle and incence burning and deliverances are conducted. In my family compound, anytime someone dies, the conmen from "Bible believing churches" will come "to conduct deliverance so that people will not be dying". They will "perform some wonderful works", collect a lot of money, and yet death has not been eradicated from that family. Jesus warned us about these people, esp at Mt 24:24,25. He assigned his disciples a very important task: freeing people from spiritual and mental bondage via preaching the gospel of better things (Mt 28;19,20 ) But churches are busy doing deliverance!. And time is running out.You will know the truth and the truth will set you free! (Jn 8:32, Ho 4:6). You have a choice - get "delivered" or be among those who will survive the destruction of Satan's world.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe In Deliverance? by patostation(m):
Deliver what?
Christianity EtcRe: Not Every Sin Leads To Hell by patostation(m): 3:12pm On Feb 22, 2013
[quote author=FXKing2012]All Unrighteousness is sin but not every sin leads to hell:

1 John 5:16-18
King James Version (KJV)
16 If any man see his brother sin a sin which is not unto death, he shall ask, and he shall give him life for them that sin not unto death. There is a sin unto death: I do not say that he shall pray for it.
17 All unrighteousness is sin: and there is a sin not unto death.

Question is how do u know what sin leads to hell? That is where this scripture comes in:

1 Thes. 5:22
"Abstain from all appearance of evil."

@ OP, the Bible Talks about "The sin that leads to DEATH" not "sin that leads to HELL". When you correct the mistake, I'll advice you about various types of sins
FamilyRe: Ugandan Boy Raised By Monkeys Tries To Adapt (photos) by patostation(m): 11:09pm On Feb 21, 2013
greateros: y is the wole family looking like they were brought up by same monkey lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Guy you get bad mouth o! You wan kill me with laughter?
FamilyRe: Expectant Couple Crushed To Death After Waiting For 13years by patostation(m): 10:25pm On Feb 20, 2013
henryadex: Their exit from the stage of life and every other means of exit you might have seen or heard of is called DEATH since the the rebellion of man against His creator, it has been pronounced upon man, for you can call God any name you like it will never change the effect of the curse and since it doesn't respect age or status it becomes inevitable for all homo sapiens. The only solution is to accept the Gift from your creator to triumph over it (death) at the end of this satanic governed life.All of you reading this, it will be your turn one day, why don't you love yourself and prepare for that day by accepting Him who has Immortality His name is JESUS.If you care to know more email;rotadexgowns@gmail.com
You nko? Will you not die, over-righteous man? Or do you wish to destroy yourself? Eccl 7:16
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo's Daughter To Marry His Personal Assistant by patostation(m): 8:10am On Feb 20, 2013
The money remains in the family and Smart Alec Steve now stands in the line of succession of the business, sorry, church conglomerate. I envy this guy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Picture Of Nigeria Women Representing Arsenal FC by patostation(m): 7:11pm On Feb 19, 2013
Why dem de hol dem hand like say dem wan protect abunna? Abi dem de menstruate?
PoliticsRe: Abdulrashid Maina Absconds To Singapore. by patostation(m): 11:34pm On Feb 17, 2013
pictures: The bankers should be held liable. They are the ones aiding corruption in
this country.
I support the last speaker. For no one can hide N88 Billion in his house. Criminal and rogue politicians must use a bank to funnel public funds. The banks also know that these fellows could not have earned such stupendous amounts. But the way the banks view it is like, they need such illegal monies to stabilize and stay afloat. This is not acceptable
PoliticsRe: Rev. King’s Church Members Threatens Mayhem If He Is Hanged by patostation(m): 11:44pm On Feb 16, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:
yeahh good service:

https://www.nairaland.com/1197765/how-south-american-native-tainos


https://freethoughtnation.com/images/stories/racktorture.jpg

https://akorra.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/The-Val-Camonica-Witch-Burnings.jpg
This is not Christianity. Spanish inquisition is a well known aspect of Catholicism which claims to be "Christian". You can say "professed Christians". Professed Christians are not necessarily true Christians
PoliticsRe: Rev. King’s Church Members Threatens Mayhem If He Is Hanged by patostation(m): 11:37pm On Feb 16, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:
christianity: the religion of man-worship and extortion.
Point of correction, that is not Christianity. A christian is a person who is Christ-like in behavior. The Bible long spoke about people like Rev. Dr. King. Only that many are so blind that they cannot see beyond their noses. 2 Tim 3:13 says, "wicked men and impostors will advance from bad to worse, misleading and being misled"; "Then if anyone says to you, 'Look! Here is the Christ,' or 'there!' do not believe it. For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will give great signs and wonders so as to mislead, if possible, even the chosen ones. Look! I have forewarned you." (Mt 24:23,24; "I know that after my going away, oppressive wolves will enter in among you and will not treat the flock with tenderness, and from among you men will rise and speak twisted things to draw away disciples after themselves. Therefore keep awake... (Acts 20:29-31). I wonder who cannot understand this!
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor Lugard Onoyemu Is Dead by patostation(m): 11:04pm On Feb 16, 2013
Sudden death syndrome - the potent killer of our time. So many walking corpses around. May God help us!
CrimeRe: Wife Sets Husband On Fire In Abuja by patostation(m): 10:56pm On Feb 16, 2013
Michaeljones36: shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

No wonder he didn't make it.
Why wasn't he taken to Togo or Ghana if India and Germany are too far. How many Nigerian hospital treated an ordinary burn and could not succeed in saving the man. Nigerian hospitals are indeed an apology. No wonder GEJ and his Dame jet off to London and Germany at the onset of the slightest headache or stomach upset. Better to be on the safe side
Christianity EtcRe: Church With Wealthy Single Ladies In Lagos? by patostation(m): 10:43pm On Feb 16, 2013
Try any of those Babylon The Great Churches. Their you will find your fellow travellers in the band wagon of the Worl Empire of False Religions. Get out of her my people!
Christianity EtcRe: The Significance Of Ash Wednesday by patostation(m): 12:53am On Feb 14, 2013
Teenage Money: Read The 7th Line....


Ash Wednesday, like the season of Lent, is never mentioned in Scripture and is not commanded by God. Christians are free to either observe or not observe it.


No body Said That Its A Criteria For Eternal Life... Okhuh


But Do U Believe Going To Church Is Not A criteria for Eternal Life alsohuh
So what's the use? Teaching of demons? (1 Timothy 4:1). Going to the right "church" will help many to gain salvation. Not following some church traditions that have no Biblical basis. According to mark 7:13,Mt 15:3 and Col 2:8, we are warned about making the word of God invalid by following traditions

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