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A name consists of first name, middles name and last name.

Name = first name + middle name + surname.

When asked "what is your name", it means what's your first name, middles name and surname.
My name is "first name + middle name + surname.

My name is Charles Edet Tinubu.

you haven't learnt your lesson yet.
Accept her pls, by the time she's through with you, you will become gay!
smh

joseph1832:
I wonder why you didn't hold GEJ on his promise when he failed to deliver on his empty promises!.

I didn't even hear you bleat when GEJ failed to even fulfill his promise of given the second Nigeri bridge.

So what in Heavens name give you the right to hold PMB to his promise when you couldn't or rather wouldn't hold GEJ on his own?.

This act by you is not only two sided, but two faced. I believe I can add you to the Vaudeville of Pundits list now.

What exactly are you saying sir?
He has every right to hold PMB to his promise.

The president is PMB not GEJ. Stop making reference to the past. Who is GEJ?

Is PMB's govt a repetition of GEJ's govt?
Must he do what GEJ did by not declaring his assets?

What then is the change?
Where then is the change?

The fact that you support APC doesn't mean you shouldn't be objective and criticize the President as and when due!

Pls why has PMB not declared his assets publicly one month after being sworn in?

Is this a scam or what?

sukkot:
thats the two top spots he gave to igbo people

"the two top spots" is different from "everyone"!

sukkot:
kpuff kpuff cheek iweala and frog-eye madueke for a start

Iweala and madueke are the "everyone"?

sukkot:
everyone jonathan appointed was igbo so whats the problem ?

Are you serious? Pls name the every igbo GEJ appointed.

lucilicious:
he's not like dat,he's very disciplined n wen it comes to his job nothing else matters..I know him,just wanted to be sure

You know that he's disciplined and he's not like that yet you are asking! See how you want to end ruining your relationship!

If you want to know if he can stay for six months without sex, ask yourself if you too can stay for six months without sex!

misssclassy:

What of the simple facts that she could be a flirt and greedy?

kennygee:
It is true. It has been extended to October.

Left for me, it shouldn't have been extended.

Nigerians had from December last year till today.

Is that too short a time?

We just love doing things at the last minute.

I bet you some people would still ask for extension on that October deadline.

That's why you are not the CBN governor!
Thank God its not left for you!

shItGBO:
Korede Bello - Yoruba

Reekado Banks(Ayoleyi Hanniel Solomon) - Yoruba

Di'Ja (Hadiza Blell) - Hausa.

While DonJazzy is busy making money with Yoruba and Hausa Youngstars, there are some mentally disturbed ibos who are still shouting and crying about Biafra

Wait o! So after reading something like this, what you got out of it is a tribal trash?

You need help!

MrBasketball:
Why do you have to talk about age at the first place?

And why did you have to talk about money?

MrBasketball:
I am older than your elder brother.
If you do it, i can't do it okay?

Elder Broda, did I ask you to do it? Did I mention you?

MrBasketball:
I am older than your elder brother.
If you do it, i can't do it okay?

Elder Broda, did I ask you to do it? Did I mention you?

MrBasketball:
I am older than your elder brother.
If you do it, i can't do it okay?

Elder Broda, did I ask you to do it? Did I mention you?

omenka:
BooooooM!!!!!!!
This is what I call a journalistic nuclear bomb!!
Saraki Bobo you see ya life??

Keep dreaming!
What type of bomb?

MrBasketball:
Men like you are easy to fall into slavery for women.

When you have money you won't do all these crap you post here thinking you are making point.

Only a poor man and if the woman is controlling him will do this.

Wise up!

Mr. Rich man keep believing ur fables!

I can guess you are not more 24 years old, when you are more mature come back and state your opinion again!

you think marriage is that "I take no shit" thing you do with your girlfriend!

Grow up!

Freemanan:
I don't... Evolution will be incomplete

My friend, even scientists who don't believe in God have disproved the evolution theory!

That theory is a fable!

kilode100:
She has spoken the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
A man should be in charge.
I love strong and powerful men ... The sex after the beating is .... Words can't describe it.

Are you okay?

It will not be well with the man that did this man to you!

This is a mental nutcase!

When a man has beaten psychological problem into a woman, she starts seeing abuse as love!

chiefololade:
Most of the people ranting don't know the meaning of helipad

A helicopter landing pad (helipad) is a landing area or platform for helicopters. While helicopters are able to operate on a variety of relatively flat surfaces, a fabricated helipad provides a clearly marked hard surface away from obstacles where a helicopter can land safely.

Cost less than 5 million naira, compare it to cost of fuelling SUVs from Katsina to Daura in four years

Pls sir, is an helicopter fueled?

tinybody:
Gudevenin y'al. Am rili woried. Am in my cousin sister's place for holiday,since my school holiday is 2months I decided to stay in her place. She's married. Trouble startd today wen she told me me nd her husband wil b following her to a wedding in town..I told her am nt going because am an indoor person. She said I must go nd dt I can't disrespect her in her aous..she came to my room lyk 2 more times to tel me to get dressed inwhich I stil refused, d 3rd time she was fussing saying she wil foreva hate me if I dont follow her,I saw d seriousness in ha face so I quickly went to bathe. I culd hear her nd her husband shoutin @eachoda. She said he shuld let's go dat am nt follown dem again,bt her husband was lyk dey shuld calm down and wait fr me.hence the fight. They quarrelled ooooo infact d husband almost beat her up,I was so scared.she banged in2 my room gav me money for transport and orderd me out of her aous..accordin to her I was causin fight btwin her and her husband,she was angry because her huby supported me.she was talkin asif d man nd I are datin. We latr went for d program because her huby colctd d tp frm me. She and her huby is stil quarelin even til dis evenin nd she has stopd talkin 2me. I dunno if I shuld jxt pack my stuffs nd leave 2moro or stay maybe tins wil later get settled. am confused I dnt want to b lyk a home breaker

Something is wrong with you!
What is the big deal going for a wedding?

The house is their own, if she says you must come, why not follow her?
Must you wait till there is trouble before you go?

My friend leave her house if you won't obey her!

Ginaz:
I dont understand how a man will cheats on his wife? why marry her if you will cheat on her anyway? what happened to your love, the vows, your wife?

there is no justification for that, it is evil, the worst kind of punishment anyone can ever endure. the worst part is how they come and blab their cheating mouth and give excuses about their actions.

I can't even imaging how their wives feels, how unloved and angry they are!

men if you love your wife as a part of you, there will be happy homes. there won't be a child caught in between living on the streets, joining cultism, girls getting abortion. please love your home and most importantly your wives.
respect your matrimonial bed. if you're doing it stop I beg you.

most married men that came my way, I talked to them. if they won't listen I leave them. girls dont date a married man, have a human mercy. think about the poor man's wife, it is torture!

Your topic says "I hate married men".
How does that relate to your discourse?

If you hate married men, will you hate your husband after he marries you?
Do you hate your dad?

Pls correct your topic!

frosbel:
I believe that all God fearing and honourable people irrespective of religious orientation will be saved into the new kingdom.

The idiocy that only a select group of people are dear to God is akin to supremacist ideology and is counter-productive to the peaceful and loving coexistence between all men.

Christians have totally missed the point and keep condemning and judging other men to a so called hell when the truth is that God is not a Christian and knows of no such religion. God only knows and honours those who practice goodness , equity , fairness and love.

Those deluded ones who keep living like the devil and claim the blood of Jesus as a legal loophole will be in for a shocker.

I will rather be friends with a Muslim who loves his fellow man than a Christian who slanders, insults and humiliates others

Remember ; God sees the heart and not the 'mouth' !

I knew it was a matter of time before you go into apostasy!

Weldone!

MyMotherIsWitch:
Since I found out that my mother is a witch and responsible for all my traumatized past and continues set back I felt really bitter and sad, also I have learned to hate women completely and never to trust them generally.

She has made every attempt to kill me in the past and now they want me to lost my mind after they bankrupt all my wealth.

I found out in 2010. Although it did not start at once but continuesly slowly before I was made to understand it. I have a gift of dreams and I dreamed everything about my life. as I have records and trace of all my attackers whoever touch me spiritually even with a pin.

I have been bewitch and suppress for many years since I was born. But it takes stage by stage before the whole truth surface to me.

To start with. My mother is very hard working and supportive with the little she had.. She is not rich but very poor and she has suffered a lot. And my father use to be rich but things went sour in the 90s after his father died and he did the burial.


My two grand mother hapened to be witches. My confirm source According to villagers. People in the village once waited for them to die. As they keep saying they are witch and all their mate have died. It's a known fact to every body as children where warned of going to these houses.

We do not go to village as my father don't ever take us there apart from burial ceremony. My father is the only male surviver of his family now. His father died and three brothers who senior him died as well. The last younger brother also died before the mothered died.

My dad has escape death in late 90s when his car had accident with a traller. The car was smatch beyound repair but one thing that amass every body was that he came out alive unhurt apart from cut.

But after that accident life has never been the same the way it was before. It was harsh life. In my place when a old woman who refuse to die and all her children keep dying she is believe to be a witch eating her children. Now it seems my mother is the witch that help my father to survive all this while which I have been made to believe because only my father is the male that survive although he has two sister and they are the eldest and they her old women and they are also a witch.


Me and my sister keep look for money to remove her for from suffer but no body seems to get the money. She has been seen as good person by many who knows her but only those who can't see beyond the physical.

She has subsided in improvising me and my brother. I don't know the backgain she had with the witch in my father house so she can be actualizing them here.

To be continue

I will take this as a comedy!
A woman that carried you for nine months and didn't kill when you were born now wants to stop your progress!

You have a mental issue!
I would have slapped you if I was close to you!

Blossom023:
See nothing is solved tru violence but for instance she finds out you cheated, nd with anger,nd pain she hits u , is hitting her the right thing? Most of you are just young men dats y u dont understand that u need to learn to tolerate your woman nd she will learn to tolerate u too. My mom shouts at my dad (which is wrong) , she does that when he misbehaves soooo badly in anger she expresses herself by yelling but as a man that my dad is , he'll just sit and listen to her until she is done , then he will say "ok darling its ok,im sorry" or he teases her or sometimes he will just walk away. With time my mom understood that sometimes he gets pissed but he holds himself nd wen he told her about her "yelling" attitude ..she stopped
If my father was shouting too, by now both of them wont be together by now.


Guys be more tolerant .. even if she is loud, be the only one that can bring her down.

I'm trying hard to understand the logic in ur write up.

Nobody, I mean nobody should be abusive to each other whether the man or the woman!

If a lady is foolish enough to hit a man, then anything she gets is justified!

So its not good for a man to hit his wife infront of his kids but its ok for the woman to hit the man in front of the kids?

Your logic is one sided and not balanced!

vjsmiles:
that is the height of undiluted weakness in a man...
Yea...that is our African mindset but seriously that is shhhiiitshhhiiit

When you get married, you will redefine weakness!
You will know there is a difference btw a girlfriend and a wife!

You will know that sometimes you will wash your families clothes- all of them. You will clean your child's poo and do many menial stuffs and that will not make you less of a man!

My dad washed my mum's clothes, especially her nursing uniform for many years! He wouldn't allow any other person do that unless he was out of town YET my dad is absolutely in charge of the home even after we have all left the house!

Washing your wife's undies doesn't reduce you!

elantraceey:
I understand your girlfriends jealousy but it's way out of line , it's quite ok for her to feel insecure about a girl who's rich and more beautiful than her and from what's stated here , she doesn't trust you .


So here's my advice

1. If you can't be in a relationship without trust because I don't see her gaining trust and self confidence in this relationship then I'll say you should just move on and forget about her.

2. If you can keep up with the distrust then call Ronke and politely ask her to call your girlfriend to clear things up with her, If that doesn't work then I guess you'll just have to let go.

This is called advice!

I couldn't have said it any better!

vjsmiles:
your dad doesnt have a daughter money to employ a house help or you?

So you prefer a househelp to wash your wife's because of your pride?

Op, go to family section and ask this question, you will get matured replies.

donglazy:
Why should this be special?what if he encountered worse scenario than this?
my brother i just say make i dey observe

You are creating assumptions for the op. If he witnessed too many drama, how come he remembered this one?
If he remembered this, he should also remember the dress the op wore!

Abayor7:
KPele ow Old man you Don blind reach the extent say the OP attached "for fun"

*spits*

There are couples who do what the op listed!
Did I berate the op or anybody?
Or is ur default setting to insult anybody you see?

Arami92:
So Nairalanders! i Need advice oo!


I'm Nigerian, but i'm very Americanized..(came to America when i was small).

People tell me i'm a very pretty girl, and most of my friends say it won't be hard for me to get married...BUT i can't seem to get a boyfriend talk-less of marriage. At 23 i've never even had a serious boyfriend and i don't know why. i'm starting to wonder if there is something seriously wrong with me that i cannot see.

Here are the things i think may be the problem (based on my opinion and what others have told me):

a) I'm not always super approachable. i'm not mean at all but i don't go out of my way to be talking to everybody. But i always dress well, i smile and act friendly and i'm not mean to people. But my friends still say because guys may be intimidated when they see a pretty girl who has a stuck up appearance they won't approach her. I have pride but it's not arrogance.

b) I'm still a virgin. I get scared when it comes to sexual things because my biggest fear is to lose my virginity with a man that will only leave me or doesn't truly love me. So when i'm dating a guy and he tries to make things sexual i always cut that very short!. My friends say this may be a turnoff to guys because you have to tease them and give them something to hang on to because men are very sexual. (Like i won't even kiss you until i really like you.) BUT my father raised me to never be ashewo! So i try to keep myself as pure as possible for the right person, so sometimes that gets in the way of the natural flow of things.

c) I'm stubborn o! Like sometimes i like to form *Hard-to-get* I was always told as a woman you should never be too easy for a man, that you should let him chase you. And this is usually what i do. And i also don't always show my emotions. Like if i'm starting to really like a guy i'm very scared to express it. I always hold back unless he professes his love for me first. I feel like if you show too much emotion too soon you can scare men away so i let him lead on how much emotion to show.

d) lastly I only like to date Nigerian guys. But i live in a city where there are very few of us. My friends say when i move to a city with more Nigerians the suitors will be rolling in but idk. I still cant help but feel like maybe something is wrong with me.


Words of advice will be appreciated<3

Its from the village!

The juju from ur village foLlowed you to USA!



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