₦airaland Forum

christejames:
Yoruba ronu!

We should not allow the Gambaris takeover our Ilorin oo


Let's do something

Afonj.a accomplished that years ago

Pastor137:
Good day Nairalanders. So for three days, I've been having constant headache like someone is hitting hammer on my head morning and night. Been on some painkillers but they have little or no effect.

Treated malaria and typhoid last week. Please what could be the problem please as It's really affecting my productivity at work.

It's stress. You are not getting adequate rest.

It is always undisclosed ailments. African mentality. Oyinbo no dey hide the nature of their sickness. Especially their government officials.

Continue to hide it even from your helper

elloso:
Hello fam.
I will be traveling to the UK soon (Scotland precisely) and I intend to book a flight (Turkish Airline) that has a stopover at Istanbul and Dublin.
Do I need a transit visa to go through Dublin?

Please I really need your reply 🙏

No

You will be at the airport for the connecting flight

Welcome to COLD Scotland

Blackdisciple:
1k can only cook two noodles and two eggs for you if you have pepper and onion at home then you will have small change remaining for pure water

He said for 3days

VOsimhen144:
Go to a nearby store and buy the following:

1 cup of Grocery - N250
Floating berries - N200
Sweetener - N50
———-
N500
———-


The above would last you for 3 days if soaked wisely. Then use the remaining N500 to knack olosho for obalende under bridge.

Is it garri you are calling grocery

nkemjacob2:
I saw a thread that want Sisters to Give Three Reasons Why A Man Will Be Lucky To Marry You. The whole thing is vice versa.

Men give 3 reason why women will want to have you as a husband.

Sisters observe for husband material

Hardworking
Protective and
Financially stable

HussenAdul:
I think is 29 - 71. Though the ref wanted Nigeria to lose. Even the extra 8mins injury time turned to 13mins

It's the new rule. The referee isn't partial. Every time wasted in substitution, var checking etc would be readded.

The new rule started in the last men World cup

robosky02:
FIFA Women world cup

Group Stage Match 2

Nigeria vs Australia :

Date: Thursday, July 27

Venue:. 56,851-capacity Brisbane Stadium

My Time 11:00 a.m. My


https://www.eurosport.com/football/women-s-world-cup/2023/australia-nigeria_mtc1402978/live.shtml

Hopefully, the dou of Ayinde n Rasheedat will be back from suspension.

saphiere:
Any man who marries me would be the luckiest person on earth.

So empty

Stephen2324:
Sisters, kindly give three reasons why a man will be lucky to marry you.

Men, please observe closely. The reasons may match who you are looking for.

Most of them are liability looking for who acquire their responsibility

T2Justman:
Congrats. I didn't get to watch the match though.

Who played better?

Canada
We packed the bus throughout. Ball possession was around 30-70. Finished with 10 women.....Abiodun got a red cad

Jennyclay:
I can never date a guy earning 60k salary.

God forbid it!!

Wetin you dey earn in non clitocurrency ?

lavylilly:
Did you know??

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a 'Friday the 13th'.

It's not rocket science

A week = 7days

If Sunday = 1st
Then, Friday = 6th

Hence second Friday,= 6+7 =13th

Rikze:
As for me, the answer is NO.


Unless the rain is heavy, to have clear vision, I may drive the car with AC for a while and turn it off.


The fuel wahala is biting so hard. 😡😡😡😡

Except in traffic because of traffic robbers

abibox02:
Waiting to see how it will pan out

He will fail woefully.... just like barthez did in Manu

Daviestunech:
Good day my fellow nairalanders...

Before I start this my write up...I want to say a prayer that may God provides a tangible jobs to those that are dare need of a job..(Amen).


So I was working with this company as an inventory manager ( name withheld).. when I was offered the employment letter, I went through it and it's was really a challenging one...why because I will be working Monday -saturday 8-6 no off days, infact no public holiday, even on Easter day, we were given just a day holiday. And there's is 500 deduction everytime you are late to work.

Well, since this is the only offer letter that came in that period of the series of interview I went, I just have to accept it since there's a lot of bills to pay. And mind you, the pay was just slightly above 60k. Though they were series of bonuses that will b paid if target are met.. and luckily we met a lot of target and I was paid the bonuses two times .. though they are still owing me some bonuses even when left, which the management said I will be paid the rest by September.


So I started last year September.. well, the work wasn't that stressful unless some certain days, ...but the work took all my time, why because I don't have time for my self..even time to flex on weekends with my friends ... even on public holidays of which my friends are always at home chilling, me don reach work. Latest my 8am.. and some certain things I don't like about the work which I won't mention here.

So along the line,I felt tired about the job so I was planning for my exit around April this year...

There's this notion about people that...u just don't leave your job before seeking for another alternative, because you don't know when the next one will come...

Around April -may this year, I was already applying for another job, luckily was getting interview invite some were online interview why some were physical interview.. all the interview I got, I couldn't attend anyone..why?... Because of the nature of this my job...I got interview from konga, from jiji and so on..but the nature of my job won't permit me to go.

So I was reasoning how will I navigate to get good alternative.. well I just took the bold step by quitting first..and face whatever is coming...

So I gave them notice that I will b leaving by June ending (last month).. My plan was to rest a little bit before applying for another jobs again, luckily I might see another one with better pay and all that...

Early this month, I was still apply for jobs because savings don dey run down and y'all know wetin this country dey talk because even person way dey work dey see shege talkless of a jobless person.

Luckily I got my first invite from this oil $ gas logistics company at ikoyi.. we did a virtual interview before I was invited for a test at their company at ikoyi..

On the day of the test, I dressed up ND I was on my way.. I got to oshodi I board a bus going to obalende at oshodi..I heard 1k for the tfare money. Naso I shouted say 1k just from oshodi to obalende. Naso the conductor shouted back at me if u no dey go oga come down...

I was contemplating that won't I just come down and go home , because I don't know if I will pass the test or offered the job, make I no just waste this tfare, this money would have take care some things and enjoy myself.


Luckily the conductor collected his money even before the bus got filled up...so ginger to collect the money back and go home..no dey my body again...so I just made up my mind..make I just go.

I got to the place...a very Serene environment and all....


The lady ushered me to the test room...omo the test I did there pass jamb own...

I did 6 test which include:

Math test
Verbal test
Reasoning test
Excel test
Power point test
Typing test

And mind you, I will still do the normal interview again...

I was like which kind wahala b this and secondly I didn't even eat or drink any water before I got there...

I just did the test anyhow..of wish I failed 3 woefully.. and only did well at the power point test, typing test and reasoning test.

I was called in for the proper interview...I met a lady and we started... along the line the CEO joined us.... the interview lasted almost an hour...with series of drilling questions which I did my best to answer them well...


Naso the CEO ask the lady to present her my test score, what came out of the CEO was why did you fall woefully like this, omo I just didn't say anything..I was just looking...he said this test is really poor...well to cut this short...he just said, they will get back to me...in my mind I HV already concluded I won't be called back..

Job seekers take notes of these please,:

After the online interview before I was called for the test, I sent an appreciation email to them...

After the test and the physical interview I did the same again...


On Monday this week I still send a follow up email to them again...


But Glory be to God I was sent an offer letter yesterday with pay x2 my former place, even came with airtime ND data allowance, health insurance, Monday -friday 9-5 ND all....


So, I just have to share these to inspire someone out there..
Abeg make una forgive my English errors ooo..
Thank you all and God bless.

So in your mind, you think it's about your appreciation letter

If only you know how many of such mails were received. When it comes to getting a job, there is no one size fits all. It depends on what the hiring manager is looking for at the particular point in time

Younger midfield

We are done with chikwelu. I don't know why Okobi was dropped

femijohn21:
Help me out with this house.

Is there any iota of true love when a couple is making love together and the wife places her two hands to cover her breasts so that the husband could not have access to them and also put her face away to avoid kissing her man?

This is about to cause separation in a marriage.
Opinion please.

No love there

Technically, this is a rape. She's not enjoying the show. She's probably forced into the marriage or didn't find the man sexually appealing

scoobyblogspot:
I was having a discussion with my friend and he told me his wife ex still calls her on phone. Infact her ex called her when she got married and she told her husband that her ex is on the phone and wanted to congrate him, he spoke with him and appreciated his kind gesture . Just last week he called her again but she didn’t pick and she told my friend about it. Could there be something fishy

Okafor's law loading....

Okafor's Law, according to the Urban Dictionary, “states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ), it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times

Mathematically, C1 • P = C ∞

Robertgreene1:
Them force u people to have kids ni?

get sense....you no gree

dukechilezie:
I'm currently 35 years. I brought up this thread to seek your advice and opinions on the skills I can learn to enable me earn money.
I will really appreciate if the cost and duration it will take me to learn this skills.

Programming

Dubetex96:
I have been conditioned to be washing dishes because say dem they feed me morning and night coupled with provocative talks here and there but God dey shaa

What is your own experience like ?

Don't worry, you will understand what it takes to bring food on table when you start having kids.

That's when you will now look back and I felt that you should have been washing the dishes with much joy and appreciate your parents better.

chatinent:
Her missing earlier tests raised alarms.


Let’s hope she’s clean.

I don't know why athletes will deliberately miss a test. She doesn't have a case if she did.

What makes you a clean athlete is obeying rules and regulations at ALL times

inoki247:
Lol as an Athlete watch what you eat, drink and take....

Bkuz ordinary Paracetamol fit no dey fit for u again...

You have comprehension problem.

She didn't fail drug test, they claimed she failed to do the number of test recommended for athletes in a year

nurric:
Tupac Makaveli Amaru Shakur. Legendary Rap star that ever liveth. California love ft Dr Dre.

90s and early 2000 blessed us with timeless classic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omfz62qu_Bc

successmatters:
This is still genesis, by the time you reach malachi, your eyes will clear.

I hate it when some Nigerians are still living in a fool's paradise, how can you expect a thief to become good just because he stole the presidential mandate? This is juvenile naivety mixed with thick ignorance.

He will steal more because stealing is in his DNA.

We don reach Lamentation sef, I dey fear wetin await us for Revelation

TemplarLandry:
Reno the astute social commentator. The oil on your head will never run dry. I'm in agreement with you.

I dedicate “Oil In My Head” by Black Sheriff to Reno. Great jam!

Your man is an Illiterate with the statement below:

must we watch DSTV? Let us watch Arise. Channels, etc.

Without DStv, the coverage of the local channels he mentioned will be limited within Nigeria.

Xscape1993:
He has no option. Well, I never liked his style of rulership. Agberoism and toutism are the basis of his government. Can anything good ever come out of this evil party and fraudulent government?

E never reach 100 days...e don dey feel the heat.

Pressure ti wa

dre11:
More photos

Sope O ti lọ

Ijelenwanyioma:
I am legally married to this man and we have 3 sons together. Recently he purchased some land which he actually told me about but when I checked the documents of all the land I only saw Mr(his name in full) and not Mr & Mrs (his name and surname) or Mr (his name ) and Mrs (My name ). This really gave me great concern and when I asked him, he told me it doesn't really count because the properties also belong to my children. Later he started accusing me that I am nursing ulterior motive in my heart and maybe I want to take over the properties which is blantly lies. I just want to feel ownership of the land too

Please am I overreacting on this issue truly or my husband is planning something behind me ( maybe remarrying)

You're overreacting. Stop being petty, referring to your hubby as "this man" shows the kind of woman you are.

Why the unnecessary worries, except you have skeleton in your cupboard and you ve be taking advice from those that will turn your home upside down

Almiron:
They’re the king of PR for a reason, Leo is a global brand, Pendu na learner

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