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Foreign AffairsRe: The Lies Against Brother Leader Muammar Gaddafi by phuckNL: 10:12am On Aug 28, 2011
@ OP

I have nothing to contribute except stop FREAAAKN calling Gaddafi "Brother". He aint your brother. Una relate? Na d same papa born una? Dont let religion cloud your judgement okay!
You do not have to take someones side simply because he's of the same religion as you,
HealthRe: Mosquitoes 'disappearing' In Some Parts Of Africa by phuckNL: 4:06am On Aug 28, 2011
Bet naija mosquitoes are not part of the statistics.

Any time you spray insecticide, Naija mosquitoes will just "hold their nose" and wait at the door. Once the insecticide effect has died down and you open the door, they simply follow you in and teach you a lesson.
TravelRe: Anyone Tried United Airlines? by phuckNL: 10:11am On Aug 23, 2011
^^^^^
Omo forget story ooo. The mosquitoes in yankee are like 5 billion times the number in naija. Only difference is that they don't carry the malaria parasite and they usually don't breed in the cities. I was in south texas recently and if you see the size of the mosquitoes you go runnn. HUGE m***f***kers. You need to see mosquitoes chasing people during the day, BROAD DAYLIGHT. At least naija mosquitoes go still follow you play hide and seek or shina rambo for night. The ones in south texas are VICIOUS.

All the spraying of insecticide is just nonsense.
FoodRe: How Many Hearts Does Pussycat Have? by phuckNL: 11:41pm On Aug 15, 2011
Seun:
You will all burn in hell for this.
I am guessing "YOU" wont because you eat cow, goat, chicken etc abi. If anyone will burn in hell for eating cats, then you my dear will also burn in hell for slaughtering goats, chicken, cows etc. The only heaven bound people will be vegetarians abi? shiooo
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 12:13am On Aug 14, 2011
johnie:
Btw,seun/mods, I still insist that this thread should not be in this section and many who should benefit from the info here are being deprived of that opportunity.

Please return the thread.
Funny enough, i do not even know where this thread is located. I usually just type "happening lekki" in google search under nairaland or simply log into my profile to check previous posts!!!
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 11:03am On Aug 12, 2011
johnie:
Nice try. PHCN does not own the land.

Can someone else guess who owns that "wide expanse of land."
Isn't that where Royal Gardens is situated?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Running Out Of Oil by phuckNL: 12:50am On Aug 09, 2011
By the time that happens new technologies would have emerged to tap oil in far deeper/remote areas. By that time, they'll prolly be drilling in Lagos, Ibadan, Kano and Kaduna. Look at what is happening with the Shale Plays in the US right now.
Alternative energy still has at least 50yrs before it will be able to make "any serious" significance
PoliticsRe: Shell Accepts Responsibility For Oil Spills In Ogoniland by phuckNL: 3:58am On Aug 04, 2011
kalokalo:
98% of oil spills in Nigeria are caused by vandalization/sabotage/oil thieves mostly by the locals themselves. An oil company will not cripple its own financial bottomline by vandalizing its own installations and pipelines and spill oil when it would mean massive losses to it in hundreds of millions of dollars!

Why would they spill oil they can sell for $$$ in the international market huh . It goes against every economic common sense. The other 2% is usually due to the government sometimes preventing the oil companies from performing periodic maintenance on their infrastructure since since it would mean a shutdown and revenue loss for the country.
Are you in primary school or something? So you don't know what they mean when they talk about oil spills? So the oil spill that happened in the gulf of mexico recently was intentional abi? Why didn't they just avoid the spill and sell the oil.
Oil spills happen. Either due to malpractice, sabottage, equipment failure or negligence.
PoliticsRe: Oando To Acquire Canadian Oil Exploration Firm by phuckNL: 3:45am On Aug 04, 2011
ola olabiy:
Shio.
Why upstream?
See JAMB question.
Where do you make the most profit in the oil business? Where else can it cost you 35 dolls per barrel to extract oil and you can end up selling for 100 to 140 dolls.
Even in the US where the downstream sector is so robust, it is not so attractive to the oil companies. Black gold is where the money is at. You make peanuts dealing in "gasoline, petrol and other end products"
Crude oil on the other hand "upstream exp and prod" is a win win situation.
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 12:35pm On Jul 30, 2011
Guess the suspension was a political one after all. "Suspend it before elections to keep people calm and maintain supporters"
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Promises 2 New Palm Plantations by phuckNL: 8:44am On Jul 30, 2011
This is a great shame. The Malaysians came to OGUN state to get palm seeds. Today they are the largest exporters in the world. To make matters worse, we now need to seek their help to grow something that orginated in our country. SHAME!!
PoliticsRe: Finally, Apapa Grinds To A Halt! by phuckNL: 8:25am On Jul 30, 2011
nakoks:
Oga check your facts JB the best ke?they suck and their roads dont last.They have been milking us for centuries,
With regards to Nigeria, i would say they are oo. Which other company is better? Maybe they are slacking now but i know they are responsible for most of our long lasting roads and infrastructure. I beieve eko bridge and all those long and old structures were constructed by them. Please don't mention HITECH because i am yet to see em build a long lasting 30yr old road or bridge.
EducationRe: Covenant University: Accounting Student Graduates With 4.99 GPA by phuckNL: 8:53am On Jul 27, 2011
searay:
Has he pass an exams called Stress? 5.99 is equivalent to 3.0 in Uniuyo. I volunteer to compete with this guy any tym any day. My no is 08027966654
Another empty barrel. One of the numerous "Olodo Graduates" from federal universities. I don't blame you guys. All they taught you in fed univs is just to buy hand outs, read and pass. No knowledge gained whatsover.

If any of you were smart at all, you would know and expect students from private universities to have better GPA's than fed univs. The student teacher ratio is way better than fed univs, the lecturers are not as frustrated as fed univs, the students actually LEARN unlike you olodos that just know how to read and pass.

The way most people have responded on this thread definitely shows that most of you that went to fed univs are truly "UNEMPLOYABLE"  Your critical reasoning skills are lacking!
People score 5.0 GPA's and 4.9ers like pure water in the US all the time. Are the US schools junk? The fact that you made a "pass" in a fed univ is totally your problem. Stop shitting on someone who actually made something of himself.
EducationRe: Covenant University: Accounting Student Graduates With 4.99 GPA by phuckNL: 7:50am On Jul 27, 2011
nelly4:
grin
grin
I laugh out so hard, the same person can only manage a 2.2 in places like O.A.U , Unilag, U.I, or even Uniben to mention just a few, private universities who only manage to get accreditations shuld stop using computer generated CGPA's as a marketing tool , its annoying cos all them students are just a bunch of secondary school kids ,
Even top ratings internationally is yet to recognize any of them private schoolsss, ROFLMAO
Look at all these bad belle OLODO federal university grads. You guys are loooosers. I have a family friend that went to IFE during the dayz of the cult and school shutdowns. The guy was barely making a 2/2 back then. After the cult/student union massacre, he left and started all over again. He graduated in the  top tier of his class at MIT. He's up in silicon valley at the moment. I don't want to give too much details cos i believe people know him well. Are you saying that OAU is better than MIT because the guy couldnt make a 2;2 there and ended up blasting in MIT?
Making students fail or intentionally making exams hard just shows how terrible federal universities have become. You need to get that rubbish out of your head. the one that says if you have few 1/1s and 2/1s in your school, then it is a good school. ARRANT NONSENSE.  All of you that went to federal unis only know how to READ AND PASS. You have not gained any knowledge whatsover and here you are bashing someone who probably GOT GOOD VALUE FOR WHAT HE PAID FOR.

LOOSERSSSSS
EducationRe: Covenant University: Accounting Student Graduates With 4.99 GPA by phuckNL: 2:45am On Jul 27, 2011
I wonder why a lot of people like beefing like this. If students have an "enabling environment" there is the likely hood that they will perform better. The fact that the guy got this from covenant doesn not mean the school is easy as u guys put it.
Would you say the same of American schools? A lot of Nigerians who failed out of Nigerian Universities are getting "Summa Cum Laude" in US schools. Are you saying that OAU or the so-called federal universities are better than American Schools?

Abeg, if you have an enabling environment, students will perform better. Kudos to the school juh.
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 9:05pm On Jul 22, 2011
johnie:
@Phuck_nl

The rains have not stopped work on the road.

The pace of work on the Chevron Toll Plaza seems to be to be faster than that on the first plaza. In my estimation, I'd say they've gone about 75%.
thanks bro
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 1:12am On Jul 22, 2011
@Johnie

Pls whats the current state of the road construction. Have they made it up the chevron toll? How about the chevron toll? Am sure they must have reduced/stopped working due to rain and other concerns.
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 2:41pm On Jul 20, 2011
bukkytroni:
Well, that was how people claimed Lekki Expressway will be another well-researched good-to-have project to rest in the archives of State Libraries. The rest is history. Fashola, carry on Eko O ni baje.

Meanwhile, I once overheard that the 'alternative road' is also a tolled road. Can someone please research and confirm that information (with facts)?
If it is also tolled, then it is not an "alternative"
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 10:48am On Jul 19, 2011
^^^^^
Johnie, thanks a bunch for all your updates. I "think" the ad by LASG is just a political one. Here's my reasoning : I believe they put it up so that people would think they are actually serious about building this road. This will pave the way for LCC to start collecting tolls. They will claim LASG is about to build the alternative so dont "worry" continue paying the tolls, an alternative is coming. That road may not be built in the next 5 - 10 yrs. I HOPE I'm WRONG
EntertainmentRe: Chimp Attack Victim On Oprah Show by phuckNL: 8:02am On Jul 17, 2011
^^^^^^^
Why would anyone one keep any animal as a pet.
Dogs, Birds, Cats etc do not like humans as we are made to believe. No animal likes to be in JAIL/Cages. It's mere slavery to the animals. Dogs act nice to humans cos they have no choice. No animal wants to be a slave. If they had there opportunity, they'd be free from humans. No animal should be kept as a pet period. They don't love you, they only pretend because you are their master/meal plan
Car TalkRe: Ever Had Your Vehicle Stolen, Or Broken Into? by phuckNL: 1:45am On Jul 15, 2011
^^^^^^
Never try to be james bond oo. Best thing to do is make sure you cooperate, hand them the keys and all the money you've got.
Everyone should try to get comprehensive insurance and car tracking nowadays so that the fear of losing your car wont make you do something foolish. YOU COULDA LOST UR LIFE BRO
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man (47) Caught With 101 Packages Of Cocaine In His Tummy. by phuckNL: 9:03am On Jul 08, 2011
giorgie:
@ puck_NL

Actually, the guy can have both German and Nigeria passport at the same time . This can be done in two ways
1. If one of his parents is a German citizen at birth.(German citizenship is solely based on parents and not a place of birth .) So if AT BIRTH , one of the parents is German and the other is Nigerian, the child can have a dual citizenship of both countries if he so wishes . One of my cousins hold a dual citizenship of both Germany and Nigeria from birth .
The second way he can have a dual nationality with Germany is as follows -
At the point of naturalization in Germany, you are made to renounce other forms of citizenship u may hold , so u strip urself of the Nigerian citizenship . If you do decide to take the Nigerian citizenship once again ,you can then go through the process of naturalization in Nigeria and after u decide to take up the Nigerian citizenship again , YOU HAVE TO APPLY FOR APPROVAL TO TAKE UP A SECOND CITIZENSHIP IN GERMANY , and if the application is successful , you can then take up the Nigerian citizenship once again . If you do a quick search on Wikipedia or the German nationality website , you will learn more .

THEREFORE , IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THIS DRUG COURIER IS IN FACT A GERMAN AS WELL AS A NIGERIAN CITIZEN !
If that is the case, why is it that "FORMER" Nigerian citizens in Germany were begging the Nigerian embassy to give them visas 2yrs ago. A lot of them were crying because the embassy wouldnt give em visas in time to come home for christmas.
Guy leave that thing. The guy na German juh.
As far as i know IF YOU LIVE IN GERMANY, YOU CAN NOT HOLD DUAL CITIZENSHIP. "LEGALLY" !!!!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Replace Nysc With Mandatory Military Service. by phuckNL: 8:54am On Jul 08, 2011
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=708686.msg8674598#msg8674598 date=1310099816]So will that money be coming out of your pocket or your family's $18billion worth purewater business company? Just asking.[/quote]The expectation is that by making it voluntary, not everyone will chose to serve. The monthly stipend is just supposed to be an incentive. They already spend way more than that per corper per month already. It just happens that they are looting the funds. Thats y those benefitting from the scheme dont want it scrapped.

If it is voluntary, a lot of people may decide not to serve since they may end up in Bauchi. Some people will go on straight to paid employment.

Making it voluntary is an option!
EducationRe: Lagos State Outlaws Flogging Of Students & Apprentices. by phuckNL: 5:33am On Jul 08, 2011
Naija skuls will soon go crazy. We already have students beating teachers in private and public schools. With this one now, the students will be the ones PUNISHING teachers oo
PoliticsRe: Replace Nysc With Mandatory Military Service. by phuckNL: 5:31am On Jul 08, 2011
It is really simple. MAKE NYSC OPTIONAL WITH A CATCH. . .

Increase the monthly pay to like 50,000 and make it voluntary. Anyone that wants to serve and wants to receive the 50,000 or whatever amount will agree to serve and be posted anywhere. As long as it is voluntary, NYSC can stay.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man (47) Caught With 101 Packages Of Cocaine In His Tummy. by phuckNL: 12:11pm On Jul 07, 2011
Last time i checked you cant have dual citizenship with Germany. The guy is German and probably requires a visa to come to Nigeria now. (u have to surrender ur passport when u become German) So he is German and not Nigerian. He is not one of us oo.
This GERMANS and their drug smuggling sef, tongue
CelebritiesRe: Paddy Adenuga And His Unscrupulous Bodyguards by phuckNL: 4:42pm On Jul 04, 2011
See envy at work.
Why shouldnt he get protection.
He's a billionaires son and he lives in Nigeria. Nigeria, where people get kidnapped and robbed every second,
Abegii. Theres nothing wrong with it.
Car TalkRe: Vehicles From Unauthorised Dealers Won't Be Registered - Lagos by phuckNL: 11:44am On Jul 03, 2011
Costee:
To answer your first question, if you imported a car and is signified by your name on the Bill of Laden (BL), I don't think you require any dealer before you can register your car for a plate number.
Question two, if you are selling a car with a plate number, it's already registered. So feel free to sell to your siblings, et al.
The point is, if you say you have an imported car, why is your name not on the documents (BL)? It could only mean you bought it off a dealer, and a dealer needs to be registered to be recognized as such by the law. Is there anything bad in that?
Okay the second part answered it.
So you are telling me that as long as ones name is on the Bill of laden, this law does not apply? I'm sure they will start saying stuff like you have to have a title to prove ownership, blah blah blah.
Car TalkRe: Vehicles From Unauthorised Dealers Won't Be Registered - Lagos by phuckNL: 4:32am On Jul 03, 2011
They really need to clarify a few things here oo.
So if i buy a car from the US, i would have to go look for a dealer before i can register my car??
If after using this car, i decide i want to sell it to my brother inlaw, sister inlaw or whatever, i would still have to go to a dealer to register it?
There better be a clause allowing individuals to sell whenever, however they want because this will be infringing on our RIGHTS. You can not prevent me from selling/buying. LAGOS state has no right to impose such. LAGOS state can only impose such if i am a COMMERCIAL sales person.
TravelRe: China Opens The World Longest Bridge by phuckNL: 2:43am On Jul 02, 2011
What kind of emergency plans are available for this bridge. I would hate to be in the middle of this bridge if God forbid, a natural disaster (tsunami, earthquake, etc) where to happen. Imagine if the bridge is backed up all the way. Na die oo

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