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PoliticsRe: By 2050 The Population Of Nigeria Will Be 402 Million by phuckNL: 12:45am On Jul 02, 2011
I dont think this is right in any way. Our mortality rate is still very terrible. We have one of the lowest life expectancy rates in the world. We don't have great grand parents living anymore. Even grandparents are dieing out before they see their grand kids.
Average male expectancy is easily 45yrs. Yes our population is growing but i dont think the net gain will be significant until we improve our "healthy living" standards
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things That Make You Feel Old – by phuckNL: 12:30am On Jul 01, 2011
Sparkle777:
Thanks for ruining my life. I just realised how OOOOLD I am.
ROFLMAO.!!!!!!!!!!!1
LWKMD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Juju Scare In Aso Rock! by phuckNL: 1:36am On Jun 29, 2011
Why is it that we attribute everything to juju
What if the president's illnesses or whatever have to do with his lack of physical fitness. I believe the average life span in Nigeria is somewhere around 41-49.
People need to take care of themselves more and stop blaming the effects of obesity (pounded yam belly) and being out of shape on JUJU
PhonesRe: Enjoy The Wonders Of 'chinko' Phones. by phuckNL: 1:33am On Jun 29, 2011
Lexusgs430:
So all your beloved wife deserves, after marrying you is a Chinko phone huh Shame on you !!!
Wicked!!!! cheesy
PoliticsRe: If You Became The President Of Nigeria For A Day: by phuckNL: 1:22am On Jun 29, 2011
Anyone with a plan less than 3.5 years is a joker. You want to solve nigerian problems in a short period, lai lai.
You need at least 3yrs to make meaningful change. Abrupt change will only give rise to the same ol same ol, chop chop quick quick make my family sef come chop
FamilyRe: Private University In Nigeria Vs Usa University Education by phuckNL: 1:29am On Jun 28, 2011
^^^^^^
Replace "there now" in your last sentence with "here now" and maybe people will believe you.
You no stay there, u come dey advise another person make e stay dere,
PoliticsRe: Photo: Meet Mohammed Manga, Nigeria’s First Suicide Bomber by phuckNL: 12:58am On Jun 28, 2011
^^^^^
As if you don't have tonnes of them in the U.S as well. A lot of AA and whites have football families in the U.S too and they just sit at home and collect food stamps. Don't make it seem like naija is the only culprit
BusinessRe: Nigeria Listed As World's 4th Fastest Growing Economy by phuckNL: 2:08am On Jun 26, 2011
tom28:
Grow for were? tongue
PPl are still suffering and smilling in nigeria
Growth and prosperity are two different things. The fact that people are suffering does not mean the country is not growing. It is definitely happening. What you can just say is that there is no equal distribution of wealth. that some people are stealing most of the weatlh, does not mean there is no growth. If there's no growth, there'd be no money to steal.
BusinessRe: Nigeria Listed As World's 4th Fastest Growing Economy by phuckNL: 1:58am On Jun 26, 2011
190:
[size=18pt]HOW CAN NIGERIA BE LISTED AMONG THE 4TH FASTEST GROWING ECONOMY WHEN THEY HAVE MORE MOSQUITO THAN HUMAN BEINGS THERE  angry angry[/size]
Do you really need these big ol bold letters to pass across your message
AutosRe: IAAI Bids: Let's Help You Get The Best! by phuckNL: 4:52am On Jun 20, 2011
Hey How can i contact you. I have a friend in Texas who needs a car. Doesn't mind that the title will be salvage. Low on budget thats why. Can you help get/connnect? He needs to get a honda accord (2003-2005) but does not know any dealer that can help get one from the auction. He knows the car will have to be fixed and all that but he doesnt know anyone.
PoliticsRe: I Cant Believe The Price Of Kerosene in Lagos is Now N850/Gallon by phuckNL: 10:06am On Jun 08, 2011
^^^^^^^^^^

Not quite true. Kerosene stoves and candles have burnt so many homes down. It rarely is the case that homes get burnt down due to gas (in naija ooh). Its really not that easy to burn your house down with a leaking gas cooker. There is a reason they add that odour to the gas so one can perceive it. As a matter of fact, depending on the concentration of the gas, sometimes you just get a quick flash/explosion but it usually doesnt get to the point of burning down your kitchen. Not saying it doesnt happen thoug!!!

People just need to be educated. Gas cookers are cheaper. They burn faster and cleaner thereby saving you time and money. You also dont have to go QUEUE to buy gas,
PoliticsRe: I Cant Believe The Price Of Kerosene in Lagos is Now N850/Gallon by phuckNL: 9:20am On Jun 08, 2011
Why cant people just switch to gas. It is cheaper on the long run. It's more efficient, cleaner , and you get your cooking done 5 times faster than kerosene stoves.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do Grains Just Increase In Size Or Multiply When Cooked by phuckNL: 10:13am On May 19, 2011
Unless you discovered a way to create matter the answer is no they do not multiply. They simply swell.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Comandclem Patentees Assembly by phuckNL: 4:37am On May 13, 2011
Na wa oo. In this day and age, people can still be this GULLIBLE. Chei, See bunch of Mugus that have been had!!
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 1:16am On May 10, 2011
any photo updates on the toll road?
PoliticsRe: Official Results Of Presidential Election: By INEC by phuckNL: 1:50am On Apr 18, 2011
Dauchman:
You are kidding me. "Pray that GEJ wld guide us to a better place in spite of PDP", Don't you think that's very naive on the part of Nigerians? As long as he is a party member of PDP he would not carry us anywhere. Didn't anyone think of that? 12yrs of PDP and we still want more, i am amazed. I guess we really are not suffering then, i should come back home.

P.S the free and fairest election in Nigeria to date is the MKO election. Saw some videos of mass election malpractice yesterday. So it cannot be the free and fairest.
Abegi,
Although i was still in diapers during the june 12 era, i have heard stories as well. There was a lot of rigging back then as well.
Free and Fair for Nigerian standards does not mean VOID OF RIGGING.
It simply means "as fair as humanly possible"
Did you really expect no one to rig at all? In a nation where all primary school students carry expo, you are expect elections without any form of rigging, MY GUY GET REAL
Nairaland GeneralRe: Gov Gabriel Suswan Of Benue State Uses 47 Billion Naira To Buy Pigs by phuckNL: 2:55am On Apr 09, 2011
Unless the said sum was "nabbed" during a wire transfer, this story is false na.
Haba. How can someone carry 47 billion in cash? 47 billion will fill up the entire plane with change left sef.
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 2:24am On Apr 03, 2011
I will check the links once i get home. I cant do so now as i am on restricted access. Manpower and cost of materials are not necessarilly the same you know. Roads have been built in Lagos that are a lot cheaper and are yet to wash away .
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Past Sins, Ribadu's Past Sins, Jonathan's Past Sins by phuckNL: 1:05am On Apr 03, 2011
Isnt it funny how we have so many Nigerians who "believe" they know it all and yet no one will come forward to effect change. If Nigerias future depended on the internet, Nigeira would be the biggest economy in the world now.
We can yarn sha. Enuf grammar enuf everything yet no action. This is what separates us from the rest of the world.
All talk and no action.

If we could only perform as much as we surf the internet, kai, naija wud be great.
We all want change, yet we sit our fat yanshes on our couches all we do is type type type type.
If you meet us in public transit to, na d same thing. Talk talk talk. noise noise noise.
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 12:49am On Apr 03, 2011
@ ekt_bear

When you compare costs, i believe you should compare using a common basis. It probably won't cost up to half of that to "build the actual road" in Lagos. Compare it to other projects. All they are doing is adding one lane on either side of the road. To be honest, i think the reason the road is that expensive is because of : corruption, inexperience (hitech don't seem to know nada), and excessive emphasis on the "toll gate itself"
When i was around, i know how much unnecessary time they spent on that first toll gate. Decorating and doing all sorts of rubbish. To think they even ran out of funds and wanted to start tolling in order to gain funds to complete the road.
Mind you, that figure was initial estimates. Im sure by the time the road is completed they would have "spent" over 150 billion. They are just a bunch of thieves.
It saddens me when i see the LCC boss talk. Yes development is good, but you don't have to rush into things. He keeps blabbing about the benefits of eztag and so on. Nigerians have been suffering on that road for over 8yrs now. All they want is some relief. How about you build the road, show people that traffic is now good and see if anyone will complain about the toll. Imagine asking people to pay toll on a road that will still have traffic sadthe whole purpose of the project ooo)

There is no way on earth, that traffic problem will end with the current plan. They should have built flyovers. Period.
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 5:39am On Apr 02, 2011
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You joking right?
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 3:30am On Mar 31, 2011
Mariory:
You are claiming the Lekki-Epe toll road cost $60 billion (larger than Nigeria's budget) and you think I'm the one talking trash? From what I've read the cost being quoted is ~ $400 million or N55 billion.

So I ask again, where did you get your construction estimate from?
i'm sure it was just a typo. its 60 billion naira and not USD
TravelRe: The Bitter-truth As An International Student In The Us by phuckNL: 3:25am On Mar 31, 2011
While trying not to be negative, i would say that if you expected to get to America without your tuition and just expected things to "sort" themselves out, then you must be from the 13th century.
I mean come on. We have the internet now and there is so much information out there. If you call yourself a graduate, your reasoning should at least show that. If a school states that your tuition is over 20,000 a year and you expect someone will pay for you or you will somehow work for it then you have a problem. Dont cry or blame anyone. Your lack of preparation/research is what messed you up. There are tons of people who knew what to expect and prepared for it. Don't make the US out to look like some sufferhead situation.
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 10:04pm On Mar 19, 2011
AjanleKoko:
Construction still going on, definitely.
Have they completed the second toll?
Where have they reached with regards to the road. Have they gotten to VGC section/ Ajah yet?
Men dis thread is about to die ooh. Johnnie!!! how far na. we miss your pics
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 10:07pm On Feb 28, 2011
Any updates with this project. Has construction halted due to the suspension of tolls?
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 7:33pm On Sep 29, 2010
[quote author=X-2-X link=topic=367311.msg6845377#msg6845377 date=1285783667]So all that protests was just over 20 naira? If LCC actually intends to charge 20 naira they should say it. I think that will get a lot of people off LCC's back.[/quote]I'm sure they are just being deceptive. Maybe that 20 naira is just the default display. I am sure they will not charge 20 naira. If the toll is 20 naira, then they would have announced it to shut people up.
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 5:21pm On Sep 02, 2010
AjanleKoko:
Okay, let me be clear.
I have seen some of the worst roads I have ever seen in my life, in India this week. And one of them was a toll road. Have you seen that Lekki Road?
Trust me, the toll is well worth it.
While you do have a point, the comparison is really not necessary. The fact that poor roads are tolled in India does not mean we should be satisfied with an "Ok" road that is tolled in Lagos. Why can't we compare the road to better roads instead of looking backwords. I was in Houston recently and the road network is "a killer". The sam houston toll way/beltway 8 is tolled with about 6-7 lanes on either side of the road. The road runs in an elliptical shape round the city of houston, it is TOLLED but then you are not forced to use it because of the feeder lane that serves as an alternate route. THe only thing is that you have to deal with red lights if you don't use the tolled road. Lekki toll road can emulate that and not a bad road in India
PoliticsRe: Us Grants Nigeria Direct Flight Permit ! by phuckNL: 5:39pm On Aug 24, 2010
1forall:
Yes, and so is the aviation minister if you noticed.

Topic: So has Arik been doing illegal business since?
A little googling would have answered your question. Arik operates New York flights through a portugese company (i think hifly or something) because nigeria didn't have CAT 1 status. They had to lease aircraft.
Now they can operate their own.
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 3:35pm On Jul 23, 2010
The Lekki Concession Company (LCC) has debunked allegations that it would begin the collection of toll on the Lekki-Epe Expressway, Lagos, in August as reported in some newspapers.

LCC’s Managing Director and CEO, Mr. Opuiyo Oforokuma, made the declaration when the eight-man ad-hoc committee mandated by the Lagos State House of Assembly to investigate the project visited the company yesterday.

His words: “We never for once disclosed that the LCC would commence collecting toll on the Lekki-Epe toll-plaza on August 1. What we said was that we believe that by August, the project should be completed.”

He explained that a certificate of completion would be issued by the independent engineer appointed for the project before the company would commence tolling, adding that, after the issuance of certificate of completion, the company would also give a 14-day notice before tolling.

He said that the toll gates would be built in three phases and that the first one located at Maroko would be completed and certified by independent engineers before the company would embark on the second toll at Boroku.

The LCC boss said that the company had provided alternative routes for motorists who cannot afford the toll in line with global practice, noting that the company had also offered the state government N2 billion to accelerate work on the alternative routes.

By Wale Akinola


Source :
http://www.compassnewspaper.com/NG/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=64010:lekki-epe-road-lcc-denies-declaring-august-as-commencement-of-tolling&catid=43:news&Itemid=799
PoliticsRe: The Father And Founder Of Nollywood In Nigeria: Tribute To Hubert Ogunde. by phuckNL: 10:17pm On Jul 18, 2010
Becomrich0:
My cousin made me meet him once at the national theater in Lagos. He use to work there, he took me back stage, where I saw the man. [size=24pt]He had gap in his teeth[/size] , that was all I remember of him.
Shhhhhhh. please don't let anyone hear. Na wa for u oo guy. I don't know the guy, but from the picture you posted i believe everyone can clearly see that he had gaps between his teeth, lol
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 6:01pm On Jul 15, 2010
^^^

Wow, that is really serious. That means a trip from VGC to Mobil house and back will require you to pass through the toll 4 times in one day. Chineke!!!
At the bare minimum of 100naira per toll, that equates to 400naira daily!!!
Even if there are alternative routes round the lekki toll, what about the chevron toll gate? This is serious oo
BusinessRe: What's Happening On The Lekki Axis? by phuckNL: 9:13pm On Jul 14, 2010
Johnnie i'd like you to confirm something for me.
The completed toll!!! Is it dual? I mean do you have to pay toll to leave lekki phase 1 to mobil house.
When i was back home, i remember the toll being on one side of the road i.e for those coming into lekki. The video i saw on youtube seems to show that you have to pay toll both to enter and leave? Please confirm if the toll is built on the entire stretch of road and not just on the inbound side.

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