₦airaland Forum

Onlytruth: So, why did you claim to be from Akwa Ibom state, since your ethnicity is not important?
BTW there is no tribe called Akwa Ibom. Everyone in Akwa Ibom belong to a tribe.
I challenge you to verify your Akwa Ibom origins by speaking one of the languages there.
Your question is like asking whether a fox can claim to be a chicken. Can any rational person ask that question?

She is Oron. She stated it elsewhere.

http://www.ethnologue.com/%5C/15/show_language.asp?code=orx

Probably a case of reduction in the number of a comparatively small group with native language proficiency. There are groups in the north central with the same problem.

It's not as if we don't already know to some extent (although not to extremely reliable accuracy) what the ethnic proportions are of Nigeria already but this survey reveals what particular groups are using the site - supposedly. For example we could conclude that Igbo and Yoruba probably use the site more than Hausa. But I didn't see Ogoni up there or Etsako yet those groups are larger than some of the ones that were listed. I have no doubt there are some other posters from other groups looking at the list and wondering where their groups are as well. How many those posters are, we won't know.

Upon earning a degree from a third tier (not average or elite) university in the US, one becomes a god among somalistanis and can automatically ascend to the highest political office in the land without having any prior serious administrative or business experience in anything. If Somalistan's future 'president' is a former mall vendor with delusions of greatness and possible unresolved psychological problems (ayanle is seeing a therapist) their future doesn't look too bright.

So many groups were left out that this survey is basically worthless.

2pac's 'Do For Love' was as good as most of Marley's best songs, although I rate Marley highest of the names mentioned here. Also 'Better Dayz' 'Lost Souls' 'Keep ya Head Up' 'Pour Out a Little Liquor' 'California Love' and 'Heaven Ain't Hard to Find' are some favorites. All of these artists had so many classic songs.

Shame that the OP had to draw in the Christian warriors to derail the thread by mentioning Jesus.

Only a complete ignoramus would claim that Somalis fathered all other groups on earth. I can't believe I thought for even a second that the 11 cents might not have been completely wasted. This guy is dumber than I thought and grossly ignorant about the science he's misinterpreting.

ayanle456: i guess u feel stupid. lol u must feel sad. that observation i made is so true isnt it?

You're not getting it are you? You finally came around to what everyone else posting on this thread already knew. As someone else posted earlier, a Japanese or Chinese (east Asian) does not care what an Afghan (West central Asian) thinks of his/her looks because they are not operating under the exact same norms of beauty although they are both relatively pale skinned and in Asia. Now use your brain and figure out how this relates to your constant beauty comparisons of darker skinned peoples and show that that 11 cents was not wasted.

ayanle456: i was stating the obvious that african who believe in eurocentric idea of beuty are more likely to find somalis better looking than nigerians.

Perhaps the 11 cents that old oyibo received were not a complete waste of spare change.

So after all the accusations, counter accusations, and theorizing, it turns out he's a northern minority and not even a terrorist. lol

https://www.nairaland.com/942953/achebes-things-fall-apart-named#10883194

^^^

The poster kayusfit should be banned. He's out of order.

afam4eva: It's the same thing. I think Isan is the right spelling, i think.

Esan is the right spelling.

@op, what's the point of this exactly?

Edit: wrong name

Goddex: Really gregg2.Which Nigerian tribe answers Akpabu?
I've googled it and searched it on facebook
and can't find any.

Ikwerre. Strange. Never thought there'd be a terrorist from that particular area. Story's not adding up.

engineerd: You are a bastard for bringing ethnicity into this! You will tell me what Akpabu means in Yoruba today.....phucking slowpoke!

Maybe he was being sarcastic.

Negro_Ntns: John Akpabu was not a suicide bomber. He was part of a staging for a dramatic event at a future date. His detection and arrest were choreographed.

This sounds plausible, except why would the man publicly humiliate himself or ostracize himself from society? Now that his face is known it's not like he can just change his name, move to a different state and everything will be alright.

jason123: I can imagine an old professor saying this!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/680161_physics_jpgf019ad510bd15b528e0a91b7b4c3dc2d

Lmao. . .if you only knew how off the mark that drawing is in terms of my appearance.

I still have to give kudos to odumchi for that classic thread. He got a lot of people real good with those drawings.

Beaf: It is something he says quite often, heres an example:



https://www.nairaland.com/908094/please-vote-choose-leaders-egbe#10537581

I see. Perhaps he's a Tiv from Cameroon that moved to Nigeria and became a citizen? Just conjecturing. Because otherwise his whole approach and way of commenting on a bunch of things (not just GEJ) is indeed rather off-putting and inappropriate for a foreign observer.

Torkaka is Cameroonian? His statements in most threads sound like those of a "middle belter", maybe a Tiv. Although there are Tiv in Cameroon . . .

jason123: Sweetlemon (pretty profile pic, btw)

Oh yeeeeaaaahhh . .shawty is a 10.

Some of these first families are corrupt as hell though, even if they look nice.

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Some of the houses jason posted are large houses, but not really mansions. Nevertheless, a lot of these are nice.

Tinax: l love the last one, will get thr soonest.

With me on your arm.

But seriously, nice profile picture. You look good.

andrewza: No but maybe you could give it to the starving people in Somalia.

Ouch.

^^

In fairness to oamj4, he doesn't oversee the crime section where that "cocaine cream" thread was posted. Somebody later went through the thread (not oam4j) and attempted to 'clean' the thread by hiding posts long after they had been up, although it was not done competently.

ayanle456: i truly admire your passion for hating me. lol but i am somali. and ur apes

When you drop the delusions of grandeur and come to terms with what you are you won't have to view my polite and honest comments on here as hate because you'll know they're the truth. Until then you're just deluding yourself.

My comments about Somalia on here have been cordial and also factual. If I were to make a truly hate filled commentary on Somalia it would be really horrible stuff, not the generous compliments I've been giving the country so far.

Aigbofa: You are right, but when i think of Somalia, i see images of flies doing the haka dance in their mouths as if to say; this territory is ours.

lol

ayanle456: no such thing as anarchy, only controlled chaos. lol

i rather have bucktooth then look like a gorilla. besides what r dentists for?

"No such thing as anarchy" is the kind of thinking that got you fools into a state of anarchy.

And dentists can't repair a genetic condition that's pervasive in the entire population. Your mouths look like Venus fly traps and I think it's to catch flies so you don't starve like you normally would. But it doesn't seem to be working.

ayanle456: when somalis think of nigerians we think of planet of the abes. we see ur country as the place for bantu slave labour. lol
starvation can change when our economy gets on its feet. but will ur face and history of enslavement change?

As I told you before, dumbass, my people didn't sell their own, so this stupid line of yours doesn't apply to me or a whole bunch of Africans.

Why would I want to change my face? So I can look like a bucktoothed, scrawny, effeminate, moronic Somali with sunken in eyes and a protruding forehead?

The world sees your country as the poster child for anarchy and it's only on Wikipedia that you clowns can try to redeem yourselves by hyping up kingdoms and sultanates that the Turks used as their playground.

ayanle456: on another thread a lady named onila is begging me not to ruin her thread if she creates a thread showing somali people. u guys are butt kissers.

That poster is obsessed with showcasing the beauty of people from different countries and ethnic groups. Check her posts and threads. That's her own thing. She also did a similar thread for Sweden. Is anybody in Nigeria even thinking of Sweden? No.

When the rest of us think of Somalia we think of the teary eyed old oyibo with white hair on the TV asking us to donate 11 cents while sad music plays in the background. Then we check our pockets for spare change.