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Abc125:
*Somebody once told me that great kings of the past are up there watching over us.
*you jump i jump, remenber!

The Lion King

Titanic

Vinnie2000:
Hasta la vista. I will be Back.

No problemo!

ObamaMessi:
North-central are wonderful.which state do u base?

KOGI

shege45:
see entitlement. Make you bring your statement, like she put money there. Delete her number

Yes, delete her number. It's obvious her love is for sale. I seriously hope OP will take this advice seriously.

Nobody is mentioning North Central. Well I'm not surprised, we're reserved but beautiful.

Why would a woman change her skin cause of a man? Do anything but do it for yourself. I dress up for me not for any man. In fact it's sweeter when ladies like me go green with envy, not the admiration of some man. What do I do with that?

My dad? That should be about a Year ago when we last saw.

He's a fantastic daddy. My number one love. Till tomorrow, he's the one that will first wish me a happy birthday. He calls every now and then. He can call for Africa! He got me my first phone and sim. There's nothing I can't collect from him. At graduation, he got a long, gold chain waiting for me as a gift. At my wedding, I didn't do much. He did like 70% of the expenses - my aso-oke, the food, venue decorations and other stuff.
Now, he'll send yam, okra, pepper, vegetables from his farm produce.

The last time I was home, he saw hubby and I off to the motor park. I took pictures with him on the mountainous plains of our town. We hugged!

I'd hug him over and over again. Sweetest Daddy ever. My mum? She doesn't have our time, wetin concern her.

Whoever knows Emefiele should go tell him that from today, he stopped doing good in this life, his generation yet unborn will not see the good of the land, everything he has accrued will be squandered. He will suffer in this world and the next. Sorrow and anguish will take permanent residence in his abode. For daring Nigeria, as in all of us to have heart attack, he will be abruptly be taken off the surface of the heart by the same heart attack he wished on us. Death will visit him and gradually one by one, his clan will be retired. Eleriibu Omo ale!

What love has this one got for Nigeria that he wants to govern it? A ti gba penalty k'oja throwing!

RedAlert08:
Why didn't you wanna date the guy?

There's nothing wrong with the guy. Fair, tall, handsome and all. I just don't like him ni. You know some people even if dem turn water to wine, they still will not impress you.
Besides my bf then dey shack me like crazy. He's my hubby now.

Islandlady:
Eww most of them are fond of doing that! Because they are lazy to go outside or into the toilet to throw their saliva

It's not about laziness. If you've experienced it, you'd know better.

In my case, I don't like to eat anything most days. If I eat fruits, I vomit. I drink water, I vomit. Food is a no go area. I spit everywhere, I have tissue with me that I spit into and a plastic bag where I put them. Everything smells horrible. I didn't enter my kitchen for 2 months. Most times, my mum and sister bring food for me and hubby. He cooks on few occasions.

Initially I was taking a taxi to and fro work everyday. Later, things became worse I couldn't go to work again. It got so bad I had to go stay with my mum. She lives nearby. Hubby visits every evening.

Then came the cravings on the few days that I could eat. At times it is just biscuit. At other times yam, smoked yam, at times a particular kinda soup. My mum is happy anytime I could eat, she'd get anything I demanded for.

Pregnancy will turn you not only around, it will turn you upside down.

Back in the university, My Jambite days. There was these set of guys who live nearby. They were medical students and one of them has been asking me out but I kept declining until it sank in his head that I'd never date him. I was friendly with the rest of the guys though because they were my big sister's friends before she left school, so I do go there once in a while.

Now back home in Lag, in our church during holy communion service, they pass the supposed bread and blood round, you drink immediately and return the tiny container. That's the practice.

Back to school, the university chapel that I attend is the same one that this niggar attend. It was holy communion service and the ushers were passing round the bread and blood. Behold, this dude was among the ushers and he happened to serve me, dunno whether it was by accident or design. When he brought the blood of Christ, I just took the container and downed it. I wanted to return the cup when I noticed this devilish funny expression on his face, like somebody suppressing the urge to laugh. I looked round and I saw everyone still holding their drinks. Ah! I nearly peed in my pants, I knew I had fumbled. He just quickly went away as if nothing happened.

As if that wasn't enough, I paid a visit to one of my sister's friends at the medical lodge the following week. It was a bad timing, all of them were at home. Immediately I stepped in, they all fell silent. One of them was like, "Ah baby, o jeun lo church ni last week ni?" The rest of them just burst into an uncontrollable laughter. I instantly knew the idiot must have told them.

Na by force to date someone ni? The fool was there, grinning from ear to ear. I just made a U-turn and walked quietly away.

Chatinent, thank you for sharing your story with us. It's motivational, it's inspiring, it's thought provoking. Beyond what you have been able to do for yourself and family, you have inspired others, several others to action. That in itself is noble. Go on winning!

Truthisunique2:
Na so e rush declared and turned the contest to a joke

I thought una say he is studying the withdrawal form and won't rush

Was he the one that turned the contest to a joke?

Some of you, if una wan shit for house and the shit too strong to comot, you go talk say na Tinubu cause am.

I don talk am before and I go talk am again, na Tinubu matter go end you.

Malori:
What type of nonsense is this? Was I the one that told her to become a police woman?

You suddenly see your statement as scary just because someone wished that on your kids.

That's who we are - selfish, thoughtless, hypocrites! Of course she's doing her job but what about humaneness? What about empathy? What about charity and fairness?

She should be protected as she's doing her job but she isn't. She could be her family sole bread winner. She could choose to walk away too. The policemen and women opposite my house do that many times and heaven didn't fall. All we're asking is show a little love, just a little. Say something nice to your neighbour. Our world could be better.

ImaIma1:
Since we are trying to help the grammar according to Penguin2, we can say neighbour-woman, colleague-Male, friend-brother. And soon, they will all be added to the dictionary.

Don't kill me please. O saaro!

I'd be damned the day I do that to my husband. I can't even grow the balls. I can't even walk to the supermarket down the street without telling him.

fineboynl:
I would like to know what you mean

All the village people

Ise Aye ni.

You've never heard of Terrestrial manipulations?

Exkandayee:
Indeed you look cool...but you young and still fits in this generation,, nothing do you

Thenkiu!

Exkandayee:
Ok, you right,but will like to know how bitiful you are

Well I'm good looking but I don't belong to this generation. Check profile

Exkandayee:
They said her name is saskay, she's really bitiful, hope you are bitiful 2?

Me? Dunno. Lucky Dube said in one of his songs, Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

Kriss216:


He's addicted yet he doesn't let it control him. I'm confused

I understand what she's saying, don't be confused.

I have a friend like that, he's a few years older. We used to be neighbors before we became friends. He's a big weed smoker. Apart from his dark lips, there's nothing to tell you he smokes. He made excellent grades from the university, he's an electrical engineer. He dresses well and speaks impeccable English. He used to be an employee now he owns his company, big one that solves problems. Oyinbos will carry him from here to the abroad, all expense paid trip to go sort out issues for them. Many times we'll be together when Chinese, indians, whites call him and we'd laugh over their bad English. As he's picking calls, he's smoking his weed. I've never seen him misbehaving or acting irresponsibly. I stopped telling him to quit smoking when I discovered that people who don't smoke aren't half as reasonable as he is.

I think that's the picture OP is trying to paint.

My friend has made me to conclude that cannabis doesn't cause anyone to misbehave, you misbehave because you want to.

Kriss216:
Don't be surprised these ladies you mentioned will make a good wife than all these holy art thou girls here.

You see all these girls here forming learned, smart, posh, reserved and intelligent, don't be surprised they're coded oloshos. I don't want to start calling names.

You should just start already!

michigang:
sent

Alright

michigang:
can i have your email address? Goodmorning

dm me, I'll respond.

michigang:
yeah. Most dont make sense going by lyrics esp nigerian songs. I think we share alot in common and i dont want this to end. Are you on whatsapps?

Sure

michigang:
all her songs are wonderful. Do you listen to new school?

Not exactly. Few outstanding ones catch my fancy though.

doggedfighter:
We should know what's appropriate for every person
or occasion.



It's just like typing in short hand or using slangs.

One thing I have conditioned myself not to do is use abbreviations when typing. Especially on WhatsApp. It's better you are not used to it at all than trying to control where you use it.

michigang:
the first time i heard celine dion sing, i was marvelled. Her voice is out of this world. I like whitney but celine dion is dear to my heart. Its like magnet. I can't stop admiring her. My favorite celine dion songs: a new day has come, thats the way it is. Do you have any? Happy sunday

Yes. I love "That's the way it is" too. My favourite Celine Dion's song is "Have you ever been in love" "Can you keep a secret"

tianshie:
What's Depes?

The people who sell fishes. Depe is a name of a certain tribe from Badagry.

michigang:
Celine Dion or Whitney Houston?

Yes, I love those two. Especially Celine Dion.