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FamilyRe: My Wife Blacklisted/blocked My Mother's Line On Her Phone by PlsBanMe: 6:19pm On Jan 26, 2022
Some here are not married and will likely give you useless advice.

Listen, your mom might have been blocked for being over caring. If she calls your wife too often due to her care and love, your wife might not like it. She may take it as disturbance.

As a married man, discuss your discovery with your wife first. Ask her why she blacklisted your mom's number. If she tells you the reason, reason together. If she denies it, ask her to remove your mom from being blacklisted.

Not talking isn't good. It will make you unhappy, make her untrustworthy and she may not even know what she has done. Talk to her about it immediately so you can move on. There are many things in Nigeria that can make you happy. Don't make yourself unhappy.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can I Survive On CFA 90,000 Teaching Job In Cote D'ivoire? by PlsBanMe: 7:50pm On Jan 17, 2022
Be very careful.
Ever heard of international trafficking?
They may be setting you up.
Plus the amount you are being promised is nonsense.

Don't go, unless you understand French language.

Are teachers so scarce in that country that your expertise is needed? Human trafficking is real.
CrimeRe: Timothy Adegoke: Oriyomi Hamzat Should Release CCTV Footage - Adedoyin's Lawyer by PlsBanMe: 2:15pm On Jan 09, 2022
This OP seem to have had his palm greased by the Adedoyin family.

This is his second post to try turn the case around.
CrimeRe: Timothy Adegoke: Police Investigation Stalled by PlsBanMe: 7:34am On Jan 08, 2022
thesource.com that wrote this piece is based in Ile Ife, Osun State. Ile Ife is often called 'the source'. Mr. Adedoyin who claim to have a PhD from a university that doesn't exist is from Ile Ife. So, it's safe to say that there is a connection between Adedoyin and this medium that wrote this.

I suspect a lawyer of Adedoyin wrote this.

So, what do you expect?

Adedoyin is doing everything to clean name off this mess. Btw, where is that his son who allegedly supervised the throwing away of the body of Timothy? Where are they hiding him?

JusticeforTimothy
RomanceRe: My Girl Says She Understands Why Girls Feel The Need To Cheat?!? by PlsBanMe: 10:28am On Jan 07, 2022
Your girlfriend is much more adventurous than you are. You are too dull for her liken. Find a way to spice up things or get ready to forgive her when she cheats.
Nairaland GeneralROYAL CONFESSION by PlsBanMe(op):
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Insult Me Always Please What Should I Do by PlsBanMe: 8:57am On Jan 02, 2022
The truth is that you are actually what your girlfriend says you are. If you're not, she would have been your ex girlfriend now, not your girlfriend.

Wizzy13:
My girlfriend always insult me every now and then.
Last night when we were chating on WhatsApp she called me a bastard
am tired of all this how can i bring her back to her senses.
Please i need your advice guys
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower: Resolution Ongoing Batch C1 Should Wait For Payment by PlsBanMe: 7:48pm On Dec 01, 2021
Number 1,it is not salary. A gardener in the civil service earns more than 30k and even federal government calls it allowance. Corpers earn more than 30k monthly than the funny Npower with which you want people to save and start a business.

Number 2, do you really think that in this Buhari economy, people can start business with this paltry amount?

Number 3, be realistic for once.


Levels1:
But you actually collected your salaries for the duration of the program and if yes, are you saying you spent all without a saving? And if not I expect you to have create a small business for yourself rather than all this you have been writing always.
As you should only see the expecting one as a bonus and not a capital to set up.
RomanceRe: Single Mothers Phobia by PlsBanMe: 11:28am On Nov 07, 2021
So, she hated men and never had sex for less than a year.

What if she didn't hate men? She will be having it every day, right?

If she hated men, she will stay away from men for years. She has been wanting people like you to come for her.

As to why the guy that impregnated her dumped her, no one can be sure of the reason except her and the guy.

If you want her, go for her and hope for the best. She may be indeed nice or be faking it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Do Job Applicants Tell Their Recruiters This? by PlsBanMe: 11:13am On Nov 07, 2021
They are just trying to remind recruiter that since Nigeria has dealt with them wella, they are ready to face any pressure the miserable workplace they've applied to can offer.

And they are right. Most workplaces are miserable places of work but they can survive since Nigeria is largely a miserable country to live.

Nigeria has equipped are citizens to survive the harshest of conditions by treating citizens worse than neighbouring countries.
EducationRe: 5 Benefits Of Doing Push Ups Every Day | Push Ups Benefits by PlsBanMe: 5:29pm On Sep 22, 2021
Who talked about choosing ladies over health and wellbeing? You stupidly thought you can only get healthy with push ups. As for your poverty that you talked about, I know that's what's clouding your sense of reasoning. Like I told your likes boy, you will be glad if you have half of what I have. Poverty has really dealt with you.

talk2hb1:
So you will choose Ladies Over Your Health and Wellbeing ?

You are right, Poverty is a Sin; Poverty is a Crime.
Na Poverty dey worry You, try keep in shape for 3months and see your income improved. wink
EducationRe: 5 Benefits Of Doing Push Ups Every Day | Push Ups Benefits by PlsBanMe: 5:26pm On Sep 22, 2021
Your stupidity is grandstanding. You get health and fit without push ups. Go continue thinking with your silly dick. You think am poor? I'd buy you and send out poverty from you. And I mean everything I said.

Makaveli217:
I'm very surprised how someone can talk without thinking, the guy is really stupid indeed. Op didn't say do push-ups to get girls, he said do push ups to keep fit, this Dillard only think with dick that's why. Only poor and people with low class type of reasoning think doing excerise is joblessness.

After women, fear who no get sense!!!
EducationRe: 5 Benefits Of Doing Push Ups Every Day | Push Ups Benefits by PlsBanMe: 5:23pm On Sep 22, 2021
You are a big fool of you can't see the sacarsm in what I wrote. Stop quoting me. Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. Continue building your body like grave digger that you probably are. Ndi ara.

AVECDEO:
I wish you were not a Nigerian.

You're a disgrace to common sense and a minus one for Africa.
EducationRe: 5 Benefits Of Doing Push Ups Every Day | Push Ups Benefits by PlsBanMe: 8:14pm On Sep 21, 2021
As if Aliko Dangote, Otedola, Mike Adenuga etc even do push ups.

Only the jobless and not so occupied do this push up.

Even with big belly and ugly face, most Naija ladies will die having you once you have money.

Tell me one super rich Naija man who has the abs (isn't that what they call it)?

Poverty na basterd. Continue doing push ups if that's what you desire.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Akwa Ibom Completed Recruitment Of 1000 Teachers For Secondary Schools…photos by PlsBanMe: 11:15am On Sep 18, 2021
Should we now be waiting for those states before we act?

NkanAkpanika:
Guy relax na, how many rivers and delta or Lagos recruited ??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Akwa Ibom Completed Recruitment Of 1000 Teachers For Secondary Schools…photos by PlsBanMe: 11:12am On Sep 18, 2021
fashrola:
So they should sack the existing ones in the system? huh huh
Are you saying that Akwa Ibom doesn't need more than this one thousand employed?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Akwa Ibom Completed Recruitment Of 1000 Teachers For Secondary Schools…photos by PlsBanMe: 3:46pm On Sep 13, 2021
An oil producing Akwa Ibom recruited only one thousand secondary school teachers.

A non oil producing Oyo state recruited five thousand teachers for its secondary school recently.

I know Akwa Ibom need more teachers. Why can't it recruit more?
EducationRe: SOS: ABUMBA Certificate Issues by PlsBanMe: 2:53pm On Aug 30, 2021
@perfectgen

Go on Facebook and search for Fisayo Soyombo. He is a renowned journalist. Connect with him and tell him your plights. Provide all details to him.

Your certificate will come out quicker than you imagine.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Always Demanding For Money, What Can I Do? by PlsBanMe: 2:48pm On Aug 30, 2021
Call her right now and tell her that you are broke and in some debt need her to raise you with 100k.
If she can't provide it, get angry. Ask her what she has contributed to your life since you started dating.

Then,kindly block her and get serious with your life.
Any woman DEMANDING money constantly from you is interested in wrecking you.

Its a relationship, not a career.


samsonet:
Am a hutsling guy trying to make ends meet.

I've been dating this girl for over 6 months now, but since she got admission to school she is always demanding for money.
If she's hungry today, she will need money for handout tomorrow, she will need money to do her assignments tomorrow.

I've been trying to give her but I don't think I can continue again, I need your advice please tongue
PhonesRe: Hidden Gem On Jumia by PlsBanMe: 5:40pm On Aug 04, 2021
sunshineV:
lol tecno and infinix don use mega pixel decieve this one grin grin
I dont use transsion phones, please.
My Xiaomi phone rocks.
PhonesRe: Hidden Gem On Jumia by PlsBanMe: 7:21am On Aug 01, 2021
This is not hidden gem but hidden nonsense.

First of all the battery is just 3000mah which in my opinion is nonsense. Secondly it is jumia global which has to be shipped from abroad. Sometimes it takes over a month for delivery, if jumia didn't decide to cancel the order. Another thing is the brand itself. The camera is just mere 12 mega pixel.

My opinion is the phone is ugly and overpriced. It would have been a good phone 3 years ago.
PhonesRe: Is This The Cheapest Smartwatch From Oraimo? Should I Buy Or Avoid It by PlsBanMe: 5:16pm On Jul 27, 2021
learnfaster:
So, i noticed this smartwatch is the talk of the town now....

Please Subscribe and Like the video...
Lai Muhammed in the making?
Which talk of the town.
All these are mere advertisement strategy so people can buy the product and watch your video.
RomanceRe: Ever Met A Stranger Who's Stranded At Night by PlsBanMe: 6:37pm On May 13, 2021
Cindy222:
You're funny o.....

Very different question....

It's a good question too,I still write about it o but on a different platform,I never stopped writing it. I just stopped posting it here on nairaland.
Your dairy is educative.
Its good you never stopped writing.
I'd love to know where you are now writing.

Regards.
RomanceRe: Why Is Love So Difficult To Find When You're Good? by PlsBanMe: 1:30pm On May 13, 2021
unbotheredfaith:
You're a good person: gently, caring, hardworking, amazing heart, kind, resourceful, but to find a decent man na wahala. Why? Should i start being bad?
Probably because of your circles
Probably because you are unknowingly rejecting the good guys.
Probably because you don't know how to identify good guys.
Probably because you don't have what attracts the good guys.
Probably because of a combination of the above listed items.
Probably because of none of the above.
RomanceRe: Ever Met A Stranger Who's Stranded At Night by PlsBanMe: 1:18pm On May 13, 2021
Cindy222:
Is everything about money?
Hmmm what if he didn't fancy her?
That's a question you asked.
My own question for you is simply and different from all these.

Why did you stopped writing your dairy?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is A Difficult Person by PlsBanMe: 11:44am On May 11, 2021
People don't change. People are always who they have always been after their formative years. A girl of 16 can no longer change as her basic attitudes have been formed. A boy of 18 can no longer change too. They can only continue to build on their foundations.

Your girl ain't gonna change.
When you want to marry someone, ask yourself if you can manage his or her weaknesses. Don't hope for change so you won't be disappointed.

Over and out!
BusinessRe: Kuda Bank Is A Fraud! by PlsBanMe: 8:18am On May 08, 2021
Eliazejike:
Kuda Bank claims to be licensed by CBN and Insured By NDIC I just check the list of MFB's insured by NDIC and our dear Kuda is not there oh. Go and check for yourself !
I ain't checking. It is open secret that such lists are not often upgraded by the silly government we have.

If Kuda is a fraud as you are alleging, how come every bank app has them listed as a bank you can transfer to? How come I can transfer via other bank apps directly to my Kuda bank account?

Is it that all banks in Nigeria are involved in what you claim to be fraud or that all Nigerian banks know that Kuda is very legit?
BusinessRe: Kuda Bank Is A Fraud! by PlsBanMe: 8:14am On May 08, 2021
oguns222:
Did you read the part where he said he called them, but no one picked the call?

Of course you didn't or chose to neglect it.
Did you read the part where I asked him to contact them via email?

Of course, you didn't or chose to neglect it.

PS: I do not work for Kuda. I only know you can contact them via the app or email, not some number.
BusinessRe: Kuda Bank Is A Fraud! by PlsBanMe: 2:59pm On May 07, 2021
Kuda is not fraud.
I have been using it for years and I have not been disappointed.

Similar thing that happened to the OP happened to me recently.

While I was sure my password was correct, I couldn't log in. I reset my password and I was able to log in.

The OP is complaining of not receiving emails for the link to reset. Are you certain that your email is correct? Did you check the spam folder cuz the emails may be going there.

Even without being able to log in, you can also contact the consumer service via email, via the app. Did you try that?

Kuda still offer the best services at least to me.
RomanceRe: I Went To A Native Doctor To Give Me Soap. by PlsBanMe: 5:14pm On May 01, 2021
It will be difficult for your clients (or isn't that what you call it?) to fall for your scam when you do not even know how to correctly spell 'fowl'.

Shun swindling people. There will be repercussions in the future for your actions and inactions of today.

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