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PoliticsRe: Bishop Oyedepo Warned Us by PlsBanMe: 6:40am On Apr 30, 2021
StaffofOrayan:
African magic don wound you
The sun don blind you cheesy
PoliticsRe: Bishop Oyedepo Warned Us by PlsBanMe: 4:35pm On Apr 29, 2021
You are very sick cheesy cheesy

The biggest problem is that you don't know.

Damola or is it Damosky12 you are calling yourself here, I didn't know you are now so bad. I know you and you know I do.

No further replies to your nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Bishop Oyedepo Warned Us by PlsBanMe: 2:51pm On Apr 29, 2021
damosky12:
This is irrelevant to the original post.

Those who are here know the Bishop warned... They don't know you.

If they believed he did something special, of what harm is that? You didn't have to bring yourself into the topic.

Just BTW, you cant pray away the choice of a people. This is Democracy. The majority decide who rules them.
Not all those who are here know the Bishop warned. I am here and I don't. You will be shocked some don't even know your Bishop. I said he did nothing special. So many with brain will have an idea where the country was heading then.

And if you say they don't know me, they don't even know you exist. cheesy cheesy

You can't pray away the choice of a people? I thought prayer answereth all things.

I hope you know Jesus and not only the Bishop?Take care and God bless.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele Teach Eniola Badmus How To Twerk In Dubai by PlsBanMe: 3:55pm On Apr 28, 2021
donstan18:
Funke Akindele is one of the most hardworking celebrities in the world.
I guess she is your wife for you to know her well. Even at that what statistical instruments did you use to arrive at that conclusion?

How many celebrities do you think are in the world?
PoliticsRe: Bishop Oyedepo Warned Us by PlsBanMe: 2:00pm On Apr 28, 2021
Dear OP (Sailor22)


The Bishop should have prayed us out of this present predicament than merely warning us.

I am no Bishop but I saw too that Buhari is going to be a greater failure. I warned those closer to me.

Don't make it look like the Bishop did something special. He did what I also did.

The first time I heard about the supposed power of the Bishop was many years ago while I was serving. A colleague then told me how this Bishop is so powerful that he will make blood drain out of the body of witches should she fail to confess in front of him.

I keep wondering how these so called powerful men cannot simply say the word and all terrorists die. Or how they couldn't pray for a better president for Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Mr Isa Ali Pantami All Of A Sudden Is Taller Than Buhari? by PlsBanMe: 3:15pm On Apr 22, 2021
amc:
But he seems happy with his life and PMB. It appears you are the one in need of prayers.
Nothing he wrote earlier suggests he is happy with his life. Of course he is happy with PMB.

Do I need prayers? Of course I need. I have always assumed everyone need prayers.

You talk as if you don't need prayers. Should God stop answering your prayers since you perhaps don't need prayers?
PoliticsRe: Mr Isa Ali Pantami All Of A Sudden Is Taller Than Buhari? by PlsBanMe: 11:45am On Apr 22, 2021
Okoroawusa:
I Love PMB

I don't give a rat ass about Pantami. I wish we could do away with religious leaders like him in Nigeria. However multiple threads about him are getting boring.
May God control affairs of your life just as PMB is controlling the affairs of Nigeria.
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by PlsBanMe: 9:56pm On Apr 20, 2021
Please I need genuine advice. I don't know much about solar power system. I want to get one for my self.
I need a system that can power my 32 inches television, charge my phones, power a fan, charge my laptop and light around 4 to 5 bulbs.

Some are suggesting I should buy a lumos prime solar system while some are saying beebeejump is better.
What do you guys think I should go for?
I need something to depend on as the transformer serving my area has recently packed up. I know a system that will operate washing machine or fridge is going to be expensive, so I am now even thinking about that one now.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by PlsBanMe: 9:53pm On Apr 20, 2021
Please I need genuine advice. I don't know much about solar power system. I want to get one for my self.

I need a system that can power my 32 inches television, charge my phones, power a fan, charge my laptop and light around 4 to 5 bulbs.

Some are suggesting I should buy a lumos prime solar system while some are saying beebeejump is better.

What do you guys think I should go for?

I need something to depend on as the transformer serving my area has recently packed up. I know a system that will operate washing machine or fridge is going to be expensive, so I am now even thinking about that one now.
InvestmentRe: Beebee Jump Solar Electricity Product by PlsBanMe: 9:12pm On Apr 20, 2021
dunmsy2k:
I recommend beebeejump solar. Beebeejump is a fantastic product. I bought it in June and I'm really enjoying it.
Please, do you still recommend that beebeejump? How powerful is it? I am thinking of buying. Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is It Better To Quit Or Continue With This Job? by PlsBanMe: 3:57pm On Apr 19, 2021
Aside from the poor salary, is there any allowance or perhaps any tips in the course of the slavery?

If not, approach you boss for increment. If he refuses, quit.

You can even get a teaching job that pays more with more time.
PoliticsRe: NIN- SIM ; Linkage Top Northern Politicians Might Be Behind Pantami's Attack. by PlsBanMe: 6:44am On Apr 19, 2021
Perhaps OP has collected money.

Pantami is a terrorist lover and that's a fact. He has helped brainwash lots of extremist who now destroy the country. He himself is likely pretending to have changed so that he can be operating from inside the government.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Did I Do Wrong With My Attitude ? by PlsBanMe: 9:11am On Apr 14, 2021
Psoul:
Let me start by giving you this analogy.
When I go to standard Cafe to eat. I expect thing to be of good quality and standard. The service and even the people serving the food.
In a local buka, I don't get angry wen the service is poor. And I see people shouting about the service as if they are making noise.

Now, if you have gone to this place for employment and they told u what they want to pay you and all that. You accepted. I expect you to be patient and display employable characters.

You shouldn't expect there services to be like that of Standard commercial bank or NNPC.
How dare you tell your prospective employer (during interview) that you don't have money to go pick up ur employment letter.
That is rude and unethical.
I expect you to accept that and say thank you to them.
If it is necessary, wait for the man to come out, give him brief story of hw things are hard for u.
Tell him to give u 2 days to rally round get transport money to go pick up the letter and start work.
He may be sympathetic and even offer to give u the money or get the letter down to his office for u.

Secondly, your dressing was so bad. You don't dress that way for an interview.
Dress the way you will like to be addressed.
Who knows, if u had dressed better, they may not have asked you to go to their state office to pick up ur letter.
They may not have easily hand over ur credentials back to you.
They would've seen u as a great asset to be.
You dressed in a way that made them look at u as a no body.
Hw can you go to seek for job looking like a poverty ridden person.
Are you seeking for job or sympathy?
If they give you the job and tomorrow you start wearing good cloth and u want to talk,
they will say...look at this one that couldn't even afford a simply wear for an interview not to talk of transport money to pick up his appointment letter has even started making noise in this office.
Oga, no matter how poor you are, you can still reserve some respect for urself.

The attitudes u displayed made u un-employable.
Forget about hw much u think they want to pay.
You should make amends in case of another opportunity.
Easy on this young chap. Will you sir?

Now, you said he shouldn't expect their services to be like that of a standard bank or NNPC, yet you expect him to dress as he would to a job interview in a standard bank or NNPC.

May I also say that there is nothing wrong in him being truthful and open about saying he has no T fare to go pick up that APL. I guess you would have rather pretended all was well. This guy knows what he is passing through. He knows he has no one to help him. He even tried to call people to be of help.

There is no crime going for a job 'looking like a poverty ridden person'. After all, that's exactly why he is looking for a legitimate job.

If the guy at that branch has given him money and he has gotten the APL, I guess you wouldn't be saying this.

Seek help when in need. Pride and pretence often take men nowhere.

Lots of people in this ill governed country are going through though times. It isn't a crime to be poor. It is a crime to not make attempts to leave the life of poverty. Since the OP is doing all he can to get out of his problems, don't apportion blames.
TV/MoviesRe: Lagos To Switch From Analogue To Digital TV Broadcasts By April 29 by PlsBanMe:
growtogeda:
Ghana has been using digital TV since 2014
Nigeria has been using it for years too.
But only in some parts.
You and I know that Nigeria is a much bigger country than little Ghana.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Have An Entanglement With A Doctor. by PlsBanMe: 5:50pm On Apr 10, 2021
The girl is obviously cheating on you.

But don't leave her. She will make a good wife cheesy
RomanceRe: How I Surprised A Young Lady After Humiliating Me For Speaking Pidgin English by PlsBanMe: 2:17pm On Apr 09, 2021
400 level student cheesy cheesy cheesy

Years from now, you will realise that being in even 700 is not an achievement.

According to official figures recently released, 33.3 percent of Nigerians are unemployed.

The real figure is much more.

You will soon understand.

Speaking English to her is enough. What's the meaning of you announcing your level? cheesy cheesy cheesy

In Nigeria, the guy at 100 level may even do better in life than you. You may do better than those that graduated years ago. I wish you what you wish me.
RomanceRe: I'm Confused:; What Should I Do? by PlsBanMe: 3:36pm On Apr 08, 2021
Any relationship based on false foundations will eventually have problems.

If you tell her the truth, you will lose her. If you don't tell her the truth, you will have to keep inventing lies to keep up with your lies and you will never have peace of mind.

You have to a make sacrifice. Tell her the truth.

There are so many wonderful women you will still meet and there is still time on your part.

Its your choice to either set yourself free or to set her free.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Get Out Of This Rat Race I Put Myself in Kwara? by PlsBanMe: 3:28pm On Apr 08, 2021
This one does not know that even if you married with a six digits salary job, nothing is absolutely sure.

You can lose the juicy job months after marriage and you may stay for years before getting another.

How about that?

Khd95:
How does. Man who earns 39k without any other source of income think of marriagehuh


Better to live a single broke life than bring extra mouth into your misery, that leads to depression,crime and eventual suicide

When you are single and broke, you are worried about your self alone, no kids or wife to worry about, that gives some level of relief


Dear men, please don't marry when you are broke and struggling with the notion that a wife and children bring riches, wealth and stability, na trap ooo

If you are not comfortable enough to feed atleast 4 people comfortable, no marry oo, else your wife will sleep outside with Rich guys and you won't be able to do nothing

Know this and know peace
BusinessRe: Dangote Is Selling Cement For 1,150 Naira In Zambia by PlsBanMe: 4:53pm On Apr 06, 2021
AlhajiBitcoin:
Your comments are not making sense.

This cement was N2,000 under Goodluck Jonathan.

The government brought the price down to N1,400 yet Dangote was still making profit.

I bought cement N4,000 the other day. Makers of iron rods also saw it as an opportunity to double the price of building rods. A 12mm thin rod from N1,800 to N3,600.

It's stealing...
Your own comments makes absolutely no sense.
What was the minimum wage under Goodluck Jonathan? What is it under Pa Buhari? What was the cost of importation under Jonathan? Compare it with now. Compare the cost of electricity generation under Jonathan. Compare the cost of inflation then and now. Compare the exchange rate of naira to the dollar.

FYI, Dangote was richer under Jonathan as president than now. Google it. Why is that?

Now, kindly get the heck outta my post. If I didn't make any sense still, how about you showing you have sense?

And if Dangote is cheating, go start a cement factory. It is easier.
PoliticsRe: IGP: There Are No Competent Candidates From The South? by PlsBanMe: 4:45pm On Apr 06, 2021
DefHQ:
Why always Fulani?
It is the government of Northern Nigeria that is governing all parts of Nigeria. Key position cannot be given to southerners who are slaves of the north.

The Northerners are the king and southerners know it. That is why southerners don't really talk about this thing( at least their leaders).

Bow to the north and get crumbs or refuse to bow and be denied the resources that comes from your place.

Will southerners ever be wise?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Talented Nigerian Display His Nigeria Acquired Business IQ In Canada by PlsBanMe: 9:01am On Apr 05, 2021
johnpablo541:
Story is fake jor. Here is the real story....


I am sure many of you would have come across this, but still its worth reading. Though the story looks not real, but still gives an idea for cross-selling. smiley

A keen indian state bank manager, left the job and applied for a sales man job at london's premier downtown department store. In fact which was the biggest store in the world - You could get anything there.

The boss asked him "Have you ever been an salesman before? Yes Sir, I was a saleman in India replied the lad. The Boss liked the cut of him and said, you can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you.

The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it.

And finally 6.00 PM came around.

The boss duly fronted up and asked, How many sales did you make today?

Sir, Just ONE Sale, said the young salesman. "Only one sale" blurted the boss.

No, No you see here, most of them my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job you'd better be doing better than just one sale.

By the say, how much was the sales worth? asked the boss.

9,33,00,534 pounds said the sales man.

What? How did you manage that? asked the flabbergasted boss.

"Well" said the salesman. This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.

So I told him, he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines.

The he said his volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it. So I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new deluxe 4X4 blazer.

I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had not decided, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sleeper camper tents.

Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!"

"No" answered the salesman. "He came in to buy a head ache relief tablet and I convinced him that fishing is best remedy for headache."

Boss - "You take my chair".
This surely look more like it.
Christianity EtcRe: She Has Been Disturbing Me Because I'm Broke And Can't Help Her At The Moment. by PlsBanMe: 6:27pm On Apr 03, 2021
Since you claim to love the girl, please satisfy her

Please look for another friend and borrow again to give her. Continue to borrow. I suggest you steal from your parents if there is no one else to borrow from or better still sell one of your kidneys to satisfy her.

May people like you continue to exist so some silly girls can continue to enjoy.

Goodluck.
RomanceRe: My Wife To Be Refuse To Follow Me To My Church Because Its C&s Church. by PlsBanMe: 3:00pm On Apr 03, 2021
A woman has no religion or denomination except that which her husband allows.

Tell her the above truth and see her reaction. If she says she can't agree with it, get a new lady and dump her unless of course you don't care.
EducationRe: Is Sociology A Nice Course To Study In Nigeria? by PlsBanMe: 11:28am On Apr 02, 2021
It is a nice course if you have no plans of using your certificate to make money in the future.
BusinessRe: Dangote Is Selling Cement For 1,150 Naira In Zambia by PlsBanMe: 6:27am On Apr 02, 2021
Aconomist:
.... And you monkeys are too dumb to see it.
People that cannot write publicly without abusing or insulting others actually lack good moral upbringing. You could have made sense without those words.
CrimeRe: Arrested For Shooting Comedy Skit (photos) by PlsBanMe: 5:00pm On Apr 01, 2021
Isn't there freedom of religion? Even if he is dressed in spiritual outfits, so what? What law has he broken?
BusinessRe: Dangote Is Selling Cement For 1,150 Naira In Zambia by PlsBanMe: 4:56pm On Apr 01, 2021
Dangote is not donating to politicians there or to the two major political parties in that country as he does in Nigeria. Someone has to pay after all.

His business there probably run on public electricity supply, thereby reducing his costs unlike Nigeria where he probably has to bribe electricity distribution companies and has to have standby generator sets.

Less cost of production will lead automatically to lower prices of goods.
RomanceRe: I Always Frown & Squeeze My Face When I Go Out by PlsBanMe: 3:59pm On Mar 31, 2021
Well, well, here we are.

Its your time and I guess you are in early 20s. You are getting lots of attractions and therefore you can afford to frown and to wear some pride. It is in all women but more in some than others.

Just chill. Wait! By the time you are 29 or 30 and unmarried, no one will teach you how to wear a smile.

It is biological in a way. Enjoy frowning now when you can. A time may come when you will be the one showing men the green lights, if you are smart.

Good day.
RomanceRe: She Always Discuss About The Future With Me. by PlsBanMe: 11:31am On Mar 25, 2021
Good girls are few this days.
If you have a good girl, don't lose her.
PoliticsRe: Kano Embarks On New 3 Layers Flyover Construction by PlsBanMe: 8:57pm On Mar 20, 2021
EastisBae:
See what a governor is doing but Hopeless fool in Imo State is busy destroying roundabouts only to replace them with blocks. Bastard!!
How can you say our imo governor isn't doing enough. Did he not commission a bore hole this week (which ought to be the duty of Councillors of wards)?
CrimeRe: How Customs Officer Impregnated Me, Absconded –15-year-old Katsina Pupil by PlsBanMe: 4:10pm On Mar 20, 2021
Murrynmama:
Oga keep quiet. I met many girls of 12, 14 and 15 years with babies in the south. The rate at which smalls girls give birth in the south is uncompareble to the north. I am not just saying it am based in the south. Stories like this in the north use to make front pages and newspaper headlines, because they are very rare.
You could have made your point without asking me to keep quiet. That shows you lack decent upbringing. And you can't compare child marriages and child giving birth in the south to the North. Make your research before coming on a public forum to display ignorance.

Good day.

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