₦airaland Forum

ElChidi:
Lagos was the capital of Nigeria thus had federal input.
Abuja is the capital of Nigeria thus has federal input.
Abia is self-made with zero federal input thus is the only one on the list worthy of praise.

Igbo Amaka!!!

Gbamm!!!

Fearlez:
you must be undergoing your monthly excessive bleeding reducing blood and oxygen supply to your cranium case if you could stand before the world and deny the obvious.

Or you could just be a badly programmed AI undergoing test-running.

Or worse, a failed project of gender reassignment experiment experiencing mixed hormonal conflict of gender affinity.

But whatever, you're a dumb person incapable of holding arguments of this sort.

You are requested not to contact me via mentions further as I have elected not to bother with your pain.

You're such a classy bastard!

ireneidiva:
Marriage has provided respect, protection and security to Linda Ikeji and likes rught?

Girl, you're the casualty of the times -- the abrasion of sound judgement occasioned by the ancient vice of greed and materialism.

buharitill2023:
Hahahahahahaha,
The jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Bia-fra terrorist are still looking for the differences, they found none.

Both handshake are the same, the same position,
Even pig trump can't look buhari eyeball to eyeball.

Buhari till 2023.

The emboldened drives home the point that Trump's alleged remark on PMB cuts deep.

We all know it's the truth irrespective of which side of the hypocritical divide we find ourselves.

Butterflyleo:
Good JOB FG.

Some are already calling it INVISIBLE projects of all time nonsense without even going through them to see that a lot of the projects were awarded long before PMB and some awarded during the last regime as well as the ones PMB awarded himself.

He has now taken on the huge task of finishing up on projects which were awarded some 6 to 12 years ago and left abandoned by previous governments as well as handling his own awarded projects.

I suppose those who are already calling them invisible projects are also referring to past governments who awarded and abandoned theirs while PMB is busy cleaning up their abandoned mess.

Bunch of wailing rètards!!!

This is politics and we know deception and insincerity come handy during an election year.

It is only natural for curious minds to be concerned with the timing of these old and new projects And we also know not even half of those projects would see completion by the time elections are over. Like previous administration, this is just another political manipulation.

Butterflyle0:
Read what I wrote again and you will realise that it is the reality on ground.

When a party such as PDP have only criminals, thieves, looters, backstabbers, wanted men, international conmen in their party who are vying for presidency, don't think people would follow party and not individuals anymore.

The reality on ground is that PDP have no credible nature and no credible candidate to offer so they are dead on arrival. Everyone knows this regardless of party affiliation.

That must have been a poll conducted around Duara.

It's not about APC or PDP. Nigeria is bedevilled by self-serving ravenous wolves who call themselves politicians.

No, they're all shameless thieves irrespective of which political party they use as instrument for their purpose. But never has Nigeria been faced with this level of lawlessness and impunity. Never have the lives of ordinary Nigerians become this cheap.

The level of lawlessness in the land is unprecedented in a civilian administration. Only OBJ's tenure comes close to this and they both have one thing in common --- both regimes have as head a man who believes in the power of the riffle than the due process.

Butterflyle0:
Hahahaha look up the owner of the Facebook page who conducted the poll.

His name is Bashir Maru and he is a staunch PDP man with almost everybody on his page being PDP men too.

He conducted the poll hoping to embarrass PMB but it backfired because even his fellow PDP friends and followers voted for PMB.

Out of almost 7000 people who took part in the poll, 82% voted for PMB.

So as you can see its not an "Oluwole" poll. You are the one with an Oluwole brain

You must be a chronic anencephalic newt to base a poll by a Bashir Maru as the reality on ground.

[quote author=Butterflyle0 post=70530890][/quote]Obviously, you're one of the proponents of evil. With your cheap oluwole polls.

The evil that you support will rest on your roof.

I'll bet the OP is a She. No 1 was a simple display of crass ignorance. When would the 21st century woman stop seeing men as just another woman with bears and a pack of muscles?

Who told them a man who loves his woman may not cheat on her? Funny!

IamAllah:
This scam religion at it again, the baby never had any brain tumor just a fake story created by the fraud infested religion they intend using to promote their scam.
Believe this shit you believe anything

Trash!

And your religion is what exactly -- an adulterated copy and paste of the Jewish religion.

trapQ:
Before mentioning me, be sure to bring your brain along. Never at any point did I allude that Bethsheba was raped by David.
She wasn't a prostitute. King David sent for her without having prior relationship with her and slept with her. It is statistically impossible to just send for a woman (who isn't a prostitute) and end up sleeping with her without her being blackmailed or manipulated and moreso without having any prior arrangements with her.

I'm quite disappointed that you took a river of a time to drive home your rebuttal only for you to end short of passing the basic test of simple grammatical comprehension.

The post below was your allusion that she slept with David unwillingly. Unconsensual sex is called rape. So you alluded ( indirectly implied) that David raped her since she didn't consent to sex with him.

trapQ:
The Bible never said she willingly slept with him. He was a king and a very powerful one at that and everyone knows what Kings of old could do if they didn't get what they wanted.

trapQ:
@bolded, Oh please spare that virtuous woman crap. Why are men too expectant of high moral standards from women, standards which they themselves can never measure up to?

Inside a woman lies the human incubator where life is formed, nurtured and delivered. It is vital for the sanctity of the human species that the incubator be kept pure and clean from every form of contamination, especially from promiscuity, that children born into the world may be free from genealogical ambiguity.

Only a foolish woman compares herself to a man. Why should you? Sex takes place in the inside of you. Your vagina is like an open wound, as naķed as the eye. That's why you get the short end of the promiscuity stick when you allow random dicks in.

trapQ:
So Bethsheba informing David privately meant she wasn't virtuous? What was she supposed to do? Send word to her husband in the battlefield? Or announce with a megaphone on the streets that she was pregnant by a man other than her husband? Knowing fully well it was a crime punishable by death?

You'd make a miserable lawyer if the court room was to be the table from which your daily bread comes.

Isn't it obvious that the ploy to get Uria to sleep with the wife was to pin the pregnancy to him, with the wife keeping a sealed lip. If the wife wasn't part of the plan, David wouldn't have used that option. A virtuous woman would rather face death than have her dignity and marriage defiled.

trapQ:
And men have never been in the habit of getting different women pregnant including their wives relatives with their wandering diicks ?

Can't even read the rest of your bullshit. Schizophrenic people like you have no business in my mentions. Don't bother mentioning me, won't read nor reply.

Which is more repugnant, your insincerity and subpar IQ or the discharge from your trichomoniasis infested cunt?

You're just another frustrated bitçh on socio media with a long history of broken dreams and romantic misadventures.

Fearlez:
She sounds like a spilling tap whose spigot has been broken by nameless numbers of men.

The level of her denial is shocking.

AfroSamurai:
nothing much, just relishing the effect of you and Kay, displaying sublime subtle savagery.

The good old days were fun alright. How time flies.

AfroSamurai:
hey Postmann. its been a while. hope you're good?

Long time, bro. I'm good. Been a while really. What's up!

trapQ:
Do you burn calories by jumping into conclusions? The Bible never mentioned anything of that sort. Anyone who tries to blame the victim other than the suspect is a not only sick but utterly ridiculous.

Not everyone is Joseph. A woman's husband was at the battlefield fighting and could be killed and the king requested his wife, not like they had prior relationship but your warped mind could only think she truly wanted sex with David.

Men have always always always abused power. You have evil dictators like Abacha,
Indi Amin, Hitler who killed millions but can you mention just one woman who did anything remotely close to what the aforementioned did? Keep supporting evil.

True to type your emotions run faster than your cognitive process.

It was alright for you to allude that David raped her, but certainly not alright when I borrowed a leaf from your own book that she was a willful participant.

Bathsheba sent word (secretly ) to David that she was pregnant. She didn't make it public like a truly virtuous woman would. Rather she sought collaboration with David on what next to do. Hence David tried to get her husband to lie with her so the pregnancy could be attributed to him.

Had the husband fallen for the ploy, the child would have been yet another child raised by a false father, like is rampant today. Women have long been in the business of bringing bastards home to their innocent husbands.

"Not everyone is Joseph" you say. Your watery excuse is as slippery as your slimy vagina discharge.

You mentioned Abacha, Idi Amin and Hilter and asked me to mention a woman who did anything remotely as evil as the aforementioned men. And I wonder what female is this who is yet to saturate her feminine lust for fashion, entertainment and gossips and dare put a political question before me.

Queen Mary 1 is your answer. Otherwise known as bloody Mary.

That women have lesser role in leadership doesn't mean they don't abuse power. From the innocent little housemaid, to children of her brother-in-law who aren't allowed access to their uncle's house, to wives of kings like Jazebel, women have shown far more hunger and lust for power and abuses.

Next time be civil when engaging me. I eat rude women for dinner.

trapQ:
The Bible never said she willingly slept with him. He was a king and a very powerful one at that and everyone knows what Kings of old could do if they didn't get what they wanted.

The real question here is when will men stop abusing power?

And the bible never said he raped her. You're trying to lodge an emotional campaign to bring in pity for Bathsheba, that she was helplessly without choices when she yielded her treasure pot to David. But she wasnt. She was a willful, co-participant in the crime.

Now, similar scenario played out with Joseph, a helpless slave in a foreign land. He refused the advances of his master's wife even though it involved death. He took the hard choice unlike Bathsheba.


When will men stop abusing power, you asked. Well, I'll tell you that even though women have had far less stints in the power ratio, women can be more notorious in power abuse than men.

pocohantas:
Keep quiet We will stop when you people start to keep your third legs in one place.

You mean our "probe stick".

Until you women humble yourselves and accept the nature of man -- that there's a divine reason why we're fertile even when age rages in -- Unlike you guys on a fertility ticking clock, speeding down the biological highway like a crazed bullion van -- only then will you stop the comparison.

The vagina is a dark, marshy and dangerous tunnel. A wise man uses his "probe stick" wisely for safe navigation, not just for himself but for other Solomons needing his expertise. The contiunity of the human race is dependent on it.

pocohantas:
Which real men? Are these real men, realer than King David (the man after God's heart), who killed Uriah all to cover his sin and take his wife Bathsheba?


Are they richer than David? Wasn't David Uriah's 'boss'?

Are they realer than the men of old who fought a war because of Helen?

Leave real man talk, no be today men start to kill for woman.

Bathsheba wasn't forced or raped. She was enticed by the King's splendour, like women before and after her.

So the question is;

When will women stop being greedy, envious and malicious when the other chick seems to have the richer guy?

When will they measure a man's worth primarily by other criteria outside the size of his pocket?

When will they stop patronizing voodoo priests for assorted charms to bewitch a man with the end goal being an unlimited access to his bank account?

The National association of yansh lookers will certainly detest the action of that uncultured boyfriend.

Moreover, who would blame the poor yansh looker when all today's women fashion language does is draw us to check their ass.

edimolu2:
Emotional biitch, complaining about my native language...

imagine one who couldn't differentiate between pretencious and pretentious...lol

olodo, how does my language affect your emotions, you are pained by it shey? good...

You know how much i love it when you agitate and foam in the mouth endlessly like a rabid dog, do i need you to foam some more...

*koni da fun eee, o ma san ku ni..

*bi ala aro ba ni ko da fun eee, alale o ni je ko dafun ee..

*ofo lomi efo n shey, o ma shofo ni

*omi ishonwo o ki' n jere leyin ounje , oo ni jere.

*alaanu ma jina si ee

*ori ibu ma ba e ka le

*o ni jere, ishojue ni gbogbo omo e ma ma shanku leyo kan kan..

hahahaha, now that is a bit of what my native language got to offer your stunted and zig-zagged destiny...

iidiot

Look at this miserable, ineffectual, bovine encephalopathic retaŕd with cognitive dissonance who stands before me to pose as a challenger. This cannon fodder that gets blown to smithereens by my sheer literal prowess!

I'm done here. I'm gonna leave you wailing loud like a street dog. You're going to, as usual, give me numerous mentions and empty insults in order to have me respond. But I'm tired of fucķing you. My phallus has become numb to your brutalized anal passage.

Worthless bitchass bumpkin who went to his neighbors room to snap a pic, claiming the 12inches mattress lying on the bare floor was a 48inches. Low-bred, ill-exposed, impecunious skid-rower.

Unemployable, lonely, frustrated, tramadolized, sickly, lying, low self-esteemed piece of biological concoction .

chrisley:
He's a pussy poacher and an inexorable liar

Someone who has erectile malfunction claiming to have layed his bitch a thousand times.. maybe all does is run his fingers in her.. cos he once told nairalanders his dick has failed him

He posted two different pics and claimed its his crib but we noticed the bedsheets differ but the fool refused to own up to his lies... maybe he lives in a 2 bedroom flat

Honestly throwing jabs with a fool sometimes make you look like one.. it's high time we write him our own dissmisal letter o.. cos this guy matter don tire me.. his lies have become unbearable

The challenger is the one who got something to prove. He will keep on dragging this in the hopes it will end one day in his favour. That's why he keeps restagging the match.

Once you're up there, expect desperate minions trying to use you as ladder up to achieve their online goals.

Dude is so heartbroken, after selling his dirty secret on nairaland in the hopes it would get him some attention. Later he adopted playing the sycophant to popular male nairalanders in other to feel among, that was when he followed all our handles, including handles barely 24 hours old. And when lezz gave him the matching orders, he went wild with rage.

Such is the story of this frustrated oaf called edimolu. Imagine this empty vessel trying to tag along. What a liability he would have been.

edimolu2:
What is he typing tori olorun,....

When hit on the head with a rod he starts speaking in tongues like a primitive, prehistorical pongidae.


Pretencious, tramadolized bumpkin. It takes a criminal to be a drug addict because 90% of your drug indulgence is done under great anxiety and secrecy for fear of being apprehended by law enforcement agencies.


Since you voluntarily confessed to tramadol abuse which left you unconscious and later rushed to the hospital, I can help wondering how the scenario played out giving your impecunious family background.


How were you rushed to the hospital giving the obvious lack of vehicle by you or your guardians?

Also considering the slum you reside in isn't accessible by car.

upon sighting your unconscious bodily lying on the floor, your wards would have let out a wild yell like the loud calls of great mountain apes when under distress. And they must have hand-carried you through the great slum before flagging a good Samaritan who would take pity and lift your drug-ravaged body to the hospital.

edimolu2:
Postmann is all of the following except?

A) Broke
B) Ugly
C) Zero fashion sense
D) A dependent disslord
E) Forty year old unmarried fool..
F) An asslicker
G) A gay boy
H) All of the above

You have just a minute to upload your answer, your time starts now

Uhuahahahahqhahahahahahahahaj!!!!!!!

Madcap! You're a sinking ship. You fling out any floatsam and jetsam just to get on shore, no matter how badly weather-battered you are.

Disslord wannabe! Go read up all your disses and count the healthy brain cells in your cranium that hasn't yet been fried out my tramadol abuse.

Mentally depraved, bovine encephalopathic, lousy toto-hunter.

edimolu2:
You still aren't giving this your all brother...

Did you just say brother!!!

How dare you lift yourself up in such undue arrogance putting a claim to my distinguished nobility? How dare you try to taint my impeccable persona with the filth that oozes from your repugnant reputation, you swine!

How dare you try to plagiarize my progeny of distinguished personalities? Wasn't I generous enough letting you run amok with my phrases and verbiage? Now you're getting greedier trying to taint my bloodlines with your inferior and parochial genes.

I will no tolerate this forced affinity from you, you unhinged, pre-historical peasant of low birth.

edimolu2:
At least lezz knows what to say and what not, he got style...

Your mental strength was built from same weak cells that controls the gate to your mother's easily accessible pussy. Guarded by wrinkled, cellulite-ridden thighs.

Look at your making confessions to a well known fact, conceding to lezz's unrivaled supremacy in verbal dueling. That's after you spent years denying it. But a little slap from me got you confessing.

That's how unreliable you are. Under minimal pressure, your rectum caves in, collapsing like your mother's breasts struggled in vain against gravity and over-handling like a piece of meat on market table.

You've never earned your right to brawl me. You're several ladders down the pecking order. Nairaland reigning plagiarist. You even went online to start lifting disses word for word. Mentally handicapped, desperate lunatic.

edimolu2:
I got a better question for you, afterall you have toned down on your expletives to bore me with ridiculous questions...

so i suppose its question time...

*What kind of bastard gets all worked up and filled with immeasurable amount of hate cos another niccur claimed he just fûcked his babe..

Na your babe i fûck? well that's if you even have one, i guess not having one explains why you are so pained, na jealousy and i hope the hate kills you...you feel so intimidated by it you have been centering your words around it like a depraved lunatic hoping to find and fufill his sexual fantasies when taking several peeps at my baby's âss..

sex-starvation is worse than ebola....

Else why would someone throw out his self-esteem and dignity to portray this high level of hate and stupidity

Now lets take a gander yet again at postmann 's intellect, i have never been so right for terming this man a fôôl...

postmann's stupid conclusio

Anyone that posts on a social forum he just fûcked his babe has no babe in reality

Can you believe what this retârd just sprouted from his brain, so in short anyone who doesn't post it automatically has a babe..

Having a babe must be mission impossible for you, which is why you see it as much of a big deal, check out those pictures i posted,they are two different ladies in different places..chics aint anything....

I know your type, an ordinary "hi" from a lady would give you erection and almost orgasm, keyboard warrior but offline coward...we sabi una

You don't have the basic cognitive requirement to procure or maintain a relationship with the opposite sex. Your tact-less pickup lines litter all over this forum like dirt takes over a market place. No wonder marinnee called you a lousy bore. In your criminal minded ploy, you tried to attack her for exposing you. Desperate toto-hunter.


It's hard for someone who grew up in your shabby background, surrounded by criminals and substance abusers not to be a lying crook.

Back to the question : what manner of a man claims he has a babe and post her compromising pictures online and says "I just bleeped her". Only one like edimolu who spent all his days on nairaland begging girls to cyber-date him, and crying to harddon for wooing tips. That's part of your highly undistinguished legacy here.

You save up little changes from the dirty errands you run for criminal drug addicts -- your superiors in tramadol abuse, and when it gets to 500 or 1k, you take a walk across the road and hook yourself with some of Ajegunle cheapest prostitutes, whose pussies have been baked black with STDs and penile overdose. Then you come online to post your achievement :

"my babe and I, we just had sex". What a loser! A poverty enveloped, wretched dweeb with the most awkward social skills ever.


That's why you envy lezz. Tramadolized, wretched wizzard. I know envy fills you up like deformed red blood cells filled up your system.

And how did I get entangled with nairaland most undistinguished sociopath? Simple: He attributed that i was lezz and kept on giving me ceasless, unwarranted mentions.

What a lonely, broke, desperate, sickler.

edimolu2:
Depraved lunatic having a child like mind..

Amongst all other stupid comments of yours, i still don't get your point? You mean you are jealous i had a sex rump with my babe?

like seriously, o ma sheun oo

i said it, ever since you saw her ass it has been do or die for you, you make it easy to cut through the meat of what goes on in your sorrowful life, shouting since almost 5 days ago because you saw an âss for the first time

Pray tell, what angers you the most, the âss or your failures as a forty year old?

Now i need the answer, it help in adding sauce to your exposed injury

Which mentally healthy man comes online and says " i just had sex with my babe"

Only a guy that actually has no babe. You be mugu!

Pussy is cheap! But not to guys like you with serious low self-esteem. Little wonder droves of girls here reject you like they could perceive your leprosy online.

Repugnant idiot. !!!

edimolu2:
hitting the sheets, this dumb fûcks are softer than their momma's nipples...

Eddy done annihilated em biitvh ass niccurs

Am out!!

edimolu2:
All applaud postmann aka errandboy for he has said something of worth....all show and no go

i have always reiterated your bark is far worse than your bite, do you have the faintest idea of the contextual meaning behind that sentence? cos if you did, you would know you are more of a fool than i took you for

i wonder how you keep saying the same thing in each quote over and over again, biitch i saw it the first time and it never scratched, so how is this suppose to pose any threat...

oh he wants to troll me with my picture, i so much quiver with fear, i urge you to troll with every picture i have posted, it gives me sweetened chills to know i hit you so bad with my lash while you receive the pain, knowing fully well i have made mockery of your weak punches..

Reality begins to dawn on you, you have really toned down on your expletives, no brain power to conjure new disses, so you then thought to yourself, what else can i do to make edimolu feel pained, let me trolll him with his picture and see if it'd work.

such a mindless degenerate postmann is

Boy, trust me , you have tried it before and failed at it, this won't be any different

No one takes a drug addict for his words! A tramadlized idiot with a class act in pretence!!!

Another great penile stab to your loosed rectum sent your running back to the chemist shop looking for a butt-pad to cover the bleeding.



You've no self honour, no personal integrity. Fake ass, impecunious reťard!

How can you go to sleep when I've set your reputation in flames! Pretencious lunatic!


Wretched slum dump dweller. Mr 48inch ta mattress!

edimolu2:
Mr writer

The only forty year old i know on nairaland who writes books for kindergarteen pupils and still lays pride about the stipends he earns....

Ade goes to school incorporated....

see how easily i make mockery of your hustle

@bolded, awuzu bi llahi...what kind of unfortunate human being is this, who disses like this for christ sakes? i understand the fact that you are trying hard and want to keep up, but dude what the fûck? Get a fix on your brains man...your agitation comes off as a wounded lion, one absent of strategy, vision and brains.....

i saod it, the heavy and endless shellacking you have received from me has rendered your brain useless and lazy that it doesn't even process words any more,

You diss like a child, you have the brains and wisdom of a primary school pupil , what kind of embarrassment is this for heaven's sake?

i have no choice but to conclude you are absolutely mad and absent of brains...

irrelevant scumbag

edimolu2:
Well i just finished a sex rump with babe and i thought to log on to nairaland...

There!!!

That was you , right in the lowest part of the pit of depravity and low self-esteem.

Pussy is a like a rare, precious diamond to an ugly, drug-ravaged, impecunious mugu like you. No wonder you came here to beg for yansh and pussies, harassing hardon to teach you how to bed a woman and throwing yourself at any woman who crossed your path until they start rejecting you like you have a contagious disease.


Any girl that offers her pussy to you must have shared similar traits with your mother who was a specialist in fùcking champions in failure like your dad.

He watched helplessly while you uncle took the life of his wife.

edimolu2:
One question before i resume your pain!!

Tge services of a priest won't be needed to figure out you are terribly suffering from delusion of grandeur, how do you say you have taken down my ego on nairaland yet i stand fully erect untaunted, visiting any thread i see fit, dropping comments as i choose to and making mockery of your intellect!

Is this how those who take massive beating to the head think, you must really take nairaland to heart, which is why you would rather stay awake to fight , even after being shamelessly beaten and dragged around the concrete of this forum, shame no gree you...

Nairaland defines your life, without nairaland you are a dead man, which is a testament to why you would never reveal what you look like, because you know all hell would be set loose on you, as you have no other forum or place in your life where you could assume a bit of relevance as nairaland

One would be delusioned with

By spending almost your entire time on ashewo bear palour?

We know how a depraved maniac whose sole purpose was to copy other people's diss word for word looking for people forum to forum to apply them on.

Until we got your wings clipped and reputation murdered, you were practically all over the place like a true drug addict.

Your personals are just too damning! I've not even started throwing your pics around. And your room and 48inches tall mattress are perfectly tucked in my hard drive. uhauahahahahahaha!!!

The funny thing was that you voluntarily handed them over to me!

And someone called you a man? Nah, you're an effeminate, ineffectual piece of human dross. I won't even call you a biťch, bitches don't get this crack up this easy.

You came to nairaland to sell your story in order to purchase fame, but all you got was disgrace and rejection. What that simply means is that your life is one huge, boring story no one wants to read.

Hence you're one frustrated, angry drug abuser who felt hurt like a bitch bleeped without pay.

edimolu2:
shiooor, olodo..lobatan, is that it?

After several shots released into your worthless piece of flesh called body and your pungent and toxic blood littering the floors of this forum, this was your come back?

Your subtle attempt at reverse psychology is as weak as your disses....

imagine a forty year old lowlife who sits by his phone having a back and forth with a young blood who is in his early twenties...and this senseless adult who has the same sex-drive as a he-goat has the nerves to tell me am shameless without any self-respect

you should call on fearlez, me against you isnt a fair fight, see as i dey treat you like jss1 student wey miss road enter ss3 class, you sef fight back na

Is your imaginary age difference a coded call for pity?


See this sicklemia claiming fresh blood! Your heart pumps slower than that of an octogenarian that's why you need tramadol to cover for your biological shortfalls. Your wobbly dick doesn't get enough blood supply.

That's why you call sex an achievement!!! The physically able-bodied men consider sex is routine. But not one who's from a bloodline of erectile dysfunctional wimps!!!


Edimolu -- " Good morning, my neighbours "


Neighbours -- "Good morning"

Edimolu -- " Guess what? I just got laid , isn't that wonderful achievement "?


You're a deficit on your communal male headcount!