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AfroSamurai:
hey Postmann. its been a while. hope you're good?

trapQ:
Do you burn calories by jumping into conclusions? The Bible never mentioned anything of that sort. Anyone who tries to blame the victim other than the suspect is a not only sick but utterly ridiculous.

Not everyone is Joseph. A woman's husband was at the battlefield fighting and could be killed and the king requested his wife, not like they had prior relationship but your warped mind could only think she truly wanted sex with David.

Men have always always always abused power. You have evil dictators like Abacha,
Indi Amin, Hitler who killed millions but can you mention just one woman who did anything remotely close to what the aforementioned did? Keep supporting evil.

trapQ:
The Bible never said she willingly slept with him. He was a king and a very powerful one at that and everyone knows what Kings of old could do if they didn't get what they wanted.

The real question here is when will men stop abusing power?

pocohantas:
Keep quiet We will stop when you people start to keep your third legs in one place.

pocohantas:
Which real men? Are these real men, realer than King David (the man after God's heart), who killed Uriah all to cover his sin and take his wife Bathsheba?


Are they richer than David? Wasn't David Uriah's 'boss'?

Are they realer than the men of old who fought a war because of Helen?

Leave real man talk, no be today men start to kill for woman.

edimolu2:
Emotional biitch, complaining about my native language...

imagine one who couldn't differentiate between pretencious and pretentious...lol

olodo, how does my language affect your emotions, you are pained by it shey? good...

You know how much i love it when you agitate and foam in the mouth endlessly like a rabid dog, do i need you to foam some more...

*koni da fun eee, o ma san ku ni..

*bi ala aro ba ni ko da fun eee, alale o ni je ko dafun ee..

*ofo lomi efo n shey, o ma shofo ni

*omi ishonwo o ki' n jere leyin ounje , oo ni jere.

*alaanu ma jina si ee

*ori ibu ma ba e ka le

*o ni jere, ishojue ni gbogbo omo e ma ma shanku leyo kan kan..

hahahaha, now that is a bit of what my native language got to offer your stunted and zig-zagged destiny...

iidiot

chrisley:
He's a pussy poacher and an inexorable liar

Someone who has erectile malfunction claiming to have layed his bitch a thousand times.. maybe all does is run his fingers in her.. cos he once told nairalanders his dick has failed him

He posted two different pics and claimed its his crib but we noticed the bedsheets differ but the fool refused to own up to his lies... maybe he lives in a 2 bedroom flat

Honestly throwing jabs with a fool sometimes make you look like one.. it's high time we write him our own dissmisal letter o.. cos this guy matter don tire me.. his lies have become unbearable

edimolu2:
What is he typing tori olorun,....

edimolu2:
Postmann is all of the following except?

A) Broke
B) Ugly
C) Zero fashion sense
D) A dependent disslord
E) Forty year old unmarried fool..
F) An asslicker
G) A gay boy
H) All of the above

You have just a minute to upload your answer, your time starts now

edimolu2:
You still aren't giving this your all brother...

edimolu2:
At least lezz knows what to say and what not, he got style...

edimolu2:
I got a better question for you, afterall you have toned down on your expletives to bore me with ridiculous questions...

so i suppose its question time...

*What kind of bastard gets all worked up and filled with immeasurable amount of hate cos another niccur claimed he just fûcked his babe..

Na your babe i fûck? well that's if you even have one, i guess not having one explains why you are so pained, na jealousy and i hope the hate kills you...you feel so intimidated by it you have been centering your words around it like a depraved lunatic hoping to find and fufill his sexual fantasies when taking several peeps at my baby's âss..

sex-starvation is worse than ebola....

Else why would someone throw out his self-esteem and dignity to portray this high level of hate and stupidity

Now lets take a gander yet again at postmann 's intellect, i have never been so right for terming this man a fôôl...

postmann's stupid conclusio

Anyone that posts on a social forum he just fûcked his babe has no babe in reality

Can you believe what this retârd just sprouted from his brain, so in short anyone who doesn't post it automatically has a babe..

Having a babe must be mission impossible for you, which is why you see it as much of a big deal, check out those pictures i posted,they are two different ladies in different places..chics aint anything....

I know your type, an ordinary "hi" from a lady would give you erection and almost orgasm, keyboard warrior but offline coward...we sabi una

edimolu2:
Depraved lunatic having a child like mind..

Amongst all other stupid comments of yours, i still don't get your point? You mean you are jealous i had a sex rump with my babe?

like seriously, o ma sheun oo

i said it, ever since you saw her ass it has been do or die for you, you make it easy to cut through the meat of what goes on in your sorrowful life, shouting since almost 5 days ago because you saw an âss for the first time

Pray tell, what angers you the most, the âss or your failures as a forty year old?

Now i need the answer, it help in adding sauce to your exposed injury

edimolu2:
hitting the sheets, this dumb fûcks are softer than their momma's nipples...

Eddy done annihilated em biitvh ass niccurs

Am out!!

edimolu2:
All applaud postmann aka errandboy for he has said something of worth....all show and no go

i have always reiterated your bark is far worse than your bite, do you have the faintest idea of the contextual meaning behind that sentence? cos if you did, you would know you are more of a fool than i took you for

i wonder how you keep saying the same thing in each quote over and over again, biitch i saw it the first time and it never scratched, so how is this suppose to pose any threat...

oh he wants to troll me with my picture, i so much quiver with fear, i urge you to troll with every picture i have posted, it gives me sweetened chills to know i hit you so bad with my lash while you receive the pain, knowing fully well i have made mockery of your weak punches..

Reality begins to dawn on you, you have really toned down on your expletives, no brain power to conjure new disses, so you then thought to yourself, what else can i do to make edimolu feel pained, let me trolll him with his picture and see if it'd work.

such a mindless degenerate postmann is

Boy, trust me , you have tried it before and failed at it, this won't be any different

edimolu2:
Mr writer

The only forty year old i know on nairaland who writes books for kindergarteen pupils and still lays pride about the stipends he earns....

Ade goes to school incorporated....

see how easily i make mockery of your hustle

@bolded, awuzu bi llahi...what kind of unfortunate human being is this, who disses like this for christ sakes? i understand the fact that you are trying hard and want to keep up, but dude what the fûck? Get a fix on your brains man...your agitation comes off as a wounded lion, one absent of strategy, vision and brains.....

i saod it, the heavy and endless shellacking you have received from me has rendered your brain useless and lazy that it doesn't even process words any more,

You diss like a child, you have the brains and wisdom of a primary school pupil , what kind of embarrassment is this for heaven's sake?

i have no choice but to conclude you are absolutely mad and absent of brains...

irrelevant scumbag

edimolu2:
Well i just finished a sex rump with babe and i thought to log on to nairaland...

edimolu2:
One question before i resume your pain!!

Tge services of a priest won't be needed to figure out you are terribly suffering from delusion of grandeur, how do you say you have taken down my ego on nairaland yet i stand fully erect untaunted, visiting any thread i see fit, dropping comments as i choose to and making mockery of your intellect!

Is this how those who take massive beating to the head think, you must really take nairaland to heart, which is why you would rather stay awake to fight , even after being shamelessly beaten and dragged around the concrete of this forum, shame no gree you...

Nairaland defines your life, without nairaland you are a dead man, which is a testament to why you would never reveal what you look like, because you know all hell would be set loose on you, as you have no other forum or place in your life where you could assume a bit of relevance as nairaland

One would be delusioned with

edimolu2:
shiooor, olodo..lobatan, is that it?

After several shots released into your worthless piece of flesh called body and your pungent and toxic blood littering the floors of this forum, this was your come back?

Your subtle attempt at reverse psychology is as weak as your disses....

imagine a forty year old lowlife who sits by his phone having a back and forth with a young blood who is in his early twenties...and this senseless adult who has the same sex-drive as a he-goat has the nerves to tell me am shameless without any self-respect

you should call on fearlez, me against you isnt a fair fight, see as i dey treat you like jss1 student wey miss road enter ss3 class, you sef fight back na

edimolu2:
postmann aka errandboy has started doing a copy and paste of his past disses

Did i not say this man is a failure, what can he ever do right? Failure always steadily flowing behind the fool hoping to embarrass him at the tiniest given opportunity

Postmann can hardly carry this on with me, his punches are getting weaker by each quote, one could easily liken his punches to Mac gregor in the 8th round when faced with floyd

postmann, go to bed, rest well and eat

It aint any shame if you run from this, he who runs from a fight lives to fight another day right?

infact come back, aint done with you.....

Your father died a pitiful death, he was the sole definition of criminalities and its tendencies, so i understand where your anger, rage and frustration comes from, having to watch your father tied to a pole and several shots of bullet released into his worthless skin must have been so terrifying for you as a kid

You can still make it in life, stop harassing and haranguing nairalanders , it doesn't add a penny to your account...get a hustle and stop measuring your life achievements through the number of e-brawls you have won or lost....

edimolu2:
postmann is finding it very hard to stay on his feet, i have dealt you several punches that have landed flush on your face thus leaving you to the horrors of severe concussions...

postmann i thought you were born for this, now you sound like a pissed off maniac or a primary pupil who got bullied by his betters...moreso even your cheeky verbiage couldn't even bring forth the tiniest tickle..

I can't believe postmann has been glued to this page, one who swore on his dead mother never to dignify me with a brawl, this is what happens when you have the balls of your opponents for keeps and deal with his psyche as you see fit

postmann is but a soft brained brute, one who got so intellectually spent he has resorted to copy and paste....see the long thesis sef, quite an uninteresting and boring read, i almost slept off reading something that is meant to make vicious and vexed.

hahahahhahahhaha

postmann aka errandboy, you should save face now, you aren't geared for this am sure, your mental strength is as weak as your diss punch, your brain is phelgm-infested which is why you can't even differentiate when you are being stupid or not, your brain embarrasses you at the slightest chance...

Now i did this with just one hand, let's see you beat it..

stupid filth of humnan creation

edimolu2:
How can one human being be this daft , o boi, sense don finish for you yakata

The thing enter hin body sotey him type very long epistle to cry foul...

You can keep foaming in the mouth like a rabid dog, i won't pity you...Postmann all i see are the rants of one heavily disturbed by mental paralysis!!!

How does one complain about my thesis yet he is so fast to type a whole heap of crap, i get it that you live a very sad and pathetic life, so you can cry , whine, squeal till thy kingdom come, i could care less..

You out brawling me can not happen in this life,never, the nairalander that will threaten my presence on this forum has not been born yet, i deal with you as i see fit.....well enough of the gay talk...let me scatter your destiny with diss...

postmann aka errandboy, your sobriquet explains much of your reality, a mere errand boy who dashes off at any given command..

if your wretched parents had known this would be the outcome of your life, wasting away your existence on an online forum, they would have done so well in aborting you...what a waste of birth you are..

thieving bastard

edimolu2:
Postmann is now the judge of lunacy? This is as laughable as it gets!!!

So Mr judge, what type of lunacy do you assign to someone with the below problems

* One who foolishly concluded i was d.rebel and later admitted being stupid for ever thinking i was him!
*One who thoughtlessly ascribed the name bakayoko to me, (postmann's evidence? because bakayoko called him a fool, that was all the proof he needed)....
*one whose brain cells get all jammed up whenever he engages in fervent thinking...
*One who thinks colleague is different from workmate until i called him out on his stupidity.
* one who thinks every mattress requires a wooden bunk regardless of its height..
*one who is past the age of forty yet lacks the decency to misspell the monikers who had strictly warned him to desist from mentioning them...

i could go on and on faggôt

Postmann you show by far more signs of lunatic tendencies than any user on cyberspace, i mean what better adjective can be used to define your mental disordering capabilities? One who is dangerously suffering from dementia....

It has strictly become a taboo for you to use your senses, that am sure of, little wonder you lack the abilities to think properly, you litter this forum with your misfortunes, you are a liability to your self, the pain you feel thinking about your life is worse than an abscess in the ear....

lastly, like you said, me being a virus to cyberspace is certainly better than having to live as a morônic shiitbag who thinks "POSTMANN" is a cool name

incompetent bastard

edimolu2:
No, stop trying to much, he is not your homie, you see the way you keep affiliating yourself with this people?

You are a shame to every adult, not a single person recognizes you here, you have barely upto a 100 comments , and everything has been attributed to you âsslicking this faggôts or crying foul about how N-power has refused to pay you.....

You crave for attention way too much, you had tagged ishi.love yet she still ignored you like a plague

Your pain aint ending soon , am a lil busy now..

Sho lo stupid ni, u go get sense by force..

hungry broke biitch

What kinda lunacy is this? What manner of a mentally unbalanced sociopath is edimolu , edimolu2 and edimolu3 ? (with each handle depicting the numerical progression of his mental depravity)


You of all people speak for me? Defining who is and isn't my hommie? Damn! Your emergence on social media ought to be marked as a black day!

You're the most potent human virus on cyberspace with your forum-wide malignancy and borderline personality disorder.

edimolu2:
You listed those people all cos you felt the sting of my sex life, sex starvation will ruin you last last....

Chrisley, your pathological need for attention is appalling, you must realize no one gives a fûck about anyone on this forum.....cc'ing people who could care less if you caught a stray bullet on your way home tells a lot about your offline insecurities..you depend too much on nairaland for fame/recognition....

You come off as a pea-brained lunatic, you have the emotions of a môron , which is why you were dumb enough to center a whole heap of crap around my sexual fantasies..

So what are you crying about? Why are you so upset? How is it any business of yours if i posted a censored pics in the sexuality section?

I dropped an escapade, moved the fûck on, but you wouldn't let go, you have been all over me like flies on shiit, stalking me like your mother stalked drunks for sexual fulfillment... not a single person in that section saw any wrong in what i did as that is what the thread was created for, so are you wiser than over a million people frequenting the thread?

i had thought you would quote me with this piteous rants in that section, lets see if you wouldn't deactivate, i mean since you are right and am wrong you could take the risk? yes?

Trust me if it was either your mother or sister i had brutally fûcked, i would gladly reveal their faces, so the whole world sees the whôres plaguing your wretched family..

For Christ sakes, how would i have known you would feel so hurt reading my sex story...

sex-starvation is worse than Ebola they say!!!

If you had anything close to a brain, you would know you embarrass yourself way too much, you tag peeps who had ignored you in time past...such a shameless faggôt you are!!!

Now this is fact, listen up

Chrisley, if you think i give a rat âss about any one here , then you are more of a fôôl than i took you for...You crave for attention way too much, even lezz.postmann who i brawl with anytime were oblivious of your existence not until you started licking their âsses way up , begging them in a disturbing albeit pitiful manner to buy you drinks offline to which they actually rejected!!

I humbly ask, what is your problem? Your rage, your anger and vengeance should be targeted towards your hustle and not me..

For starters, you are one broke mindless biitch..tell me that one thing you haven't failed at?

*You tried rapping, but failed at it..
*N-power refused to pay you when they noticed your laziness, you jumped into nairaland to lament about how broke you were...
*Which was what triggered you to feeding on 50 naira indomine and 30 naira egg as breakfast!!!

Your diet is markedly awkward as it reflects poverty and wretchedness

imagine what an adult like you gets fed on?

edimolu:

Fearlez:
Edimolu is just another low birth and as miserable as a villain's pet rat.

The dude will stalk me to his early grave all because I rejected his peace offerings and refused to acknowledge a psychotic regenerate whose peerage has lesser dignity than a peasant's.

Someone stupid enough to post his mortuary-looking one-room apartment online should have his body chopped off bit by bit , limb from limb until his entire flesh is like suya-kebab .

We can begin to see why he was blocked on WhatsApp by all the romance land girls he stalked.

edimolu2:
chrisley it is good you stalk me , i like that, if you read my escapade you would know i never had sex today, she wanted raw but aint doing none of that shii!!!

Am not like you , a sex starved faggôt, am sure you would have defied all odds and ruined your life for a 5mins enjoyment!!

If you need babe i go give you, sex has never been my problem, i fûcked my ex over 400 times and have done close to a hundred with the present, needless to say i still have friends with benefit!!!

You are beneath me when it comes to sexual accomplishment, what you regard mission impossible is what i call a stroll in the pack...

Now who masturbates between us two, one who complained bitterly about not being paid by N.power or me who rejected a skin to skin sex!!!

iidiot

edimolu2:
postmann is the dumbest charcter on nairaland as i had asserted!!

why would any sane mind conclude every mattress regardless of its height needs a wooden bunk, this is what happens when one grows up in a village, one who is very unexposed in the mannerism of fashion...

The elementary school writer, Mr ade goes to farm"

emotional dolt

edimolu2:
Your subtle attempt at reverse psychology is as weak as your intellect

Imagine this poor broke fella who thinks all mattresses need a wooden bunk , this must be the height of poverty

Agitation and sweaty palms couldn't even afford you to spell the word "squatting" correctly...olodo

chrisley:
After he's been stalking the ashewo section for ages as a chronic loner and masturbating to the escapades he reads there.. he finally got laid and couldn't contain his excitement , he rushed to upload the pix to show the world the feat he achieved.. cos only someone new to pussy will tell world he finally laid a bitch after so many vain attempts

We get pussy on a regular.. bitches come and go.. buh we dont kiss and tell and thats the traits of a matured mind

His lying impulses has overwhelmed him.. he lies witout any oita of shame.. without any proof he lied that I work with Indomie company and hoping to manipulate me to state my real hussle.. but trust me i won't fall for that even though wat I'm doing is a prestigious one

We work on desk with the AC on making cool cash with our pen.. while Edimolu is busy packing dog shiit on a daily cos he's third class certificate renderd him unemployable

Postmann now tell me.. why should I waste my time on that loser

edimolu2:
You have become unnecessarily boring, you have lost strategy and focus, you aint dissing anymore...all i see are just cheeky verbiages reflecting a laugh that seems non existent in reality!!!

keep hurting like a sex starved maniac!!

lest i forget, where are those you cc'd?

am coming to modify this, hahahahhaha, ignored yet again like a plague

If you call what looks at most a 12inch mattress 48inches, it shows;

1) You didn't buy the mattress

2) It's not your home


3) You're still squating with someone.


What a shameless, penniless, dirt-poor, drug addict!

Unemployable vagabond!!! When are you going to grow enough financial muscles and take charge of your life financially?


48inches-tall mattress! Uhuhwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! It's so high, you don't need a bunk!!!

Village mugu!