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Romance › Re: Help!!! How Do I Save My Fiancée From The Trauma Of Sexual Abuse By Her Uncle? by Regex: 11:58am On Feb 22, 2021
She wasn't molested nor did she have any sexual trauma. all these are done to prevent you from finding out who she really is, only after you are bound in chains.
Romance › Re: How Do You Discipline Your Partner Without Physical Hitting Her by Regex: 11:52am On Feb 22, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
She's only taking you for granted because she believes she's the only butter on your bread. Rectify that mindset.
I am beginning to see to your thoughts on polygamy. this shit would never happen if the woman is aware she has a replacement.
Romance › Re: False Rape Accusations Are Real It Happened To Me by Regex: 11:51am On Feb 22, 2021
Planet unicorns I think

Martinez39s:
Didn't you know false rape accusations are real? Have you been living on a different planet?
Politics › Re: Three Fulani Herdsmen Arrested In Ogun With Bloodstained Cutlass (Photo) by Regex: 11:45am On Feb 22, 2021
Skepticus:
Why should you ask them? Did the Fulanis ask anyone to carry the guns they use in killing your people?

Why not carry your own to protect your life, the lives your loved ones, and community?

Una southerners ehhhhnnnn...

Most of una still neva understand d plot against u all, while u think u are smart because u are largely educated than d north.
Southerners deh funny sometimes. They have ridiculed the term "being educated".

I am just seeing on the front page that the army has successfully annihilated the ESN. grin grin not sure what they mean. They said same of BH yet here we are with killer herdsmen.
Politics › Re: Why We Arrested Senator Okorocha - Police by Regex: 7:25am On Feb 22, 2021
franchasng:
Lagos belongs to the Yorubas, even a mad man knows that. Nobody can take Lagos away from Yorubas even if there is war, it is forever a Yoruba land by geographical location. Highest others can do is to invest hugely in Lagos which is what Igbos talk about not that they will carry Lagos and cross Ijebu-Ode, cross Ore, cross Benin, cross Agbor, cross Umunede, cross Asaba and go and drop Lagos at Onitsha.


So you guys need to apply your own human sense and wisdom too and not take every nonsense talk serious. That Lagos is no man's land does not mean that the world doesn't know that it belongs to the Yoruba tribe of Nigeria. Stop being cowardly.




You guys problem is your culture and way of life which support dobaale.

Your monarch system which has been imbibed in every Yoruba person makes you guys remain loyal to one stool!

A Yoruba man may hate someone but to satisfy the Yoruba dobaale tradition, he will lie on the floor to greet that elderly person whereas in his heart he is plotting his death. Igbos are different. An Igbo man will tell you that I don't like you to your face.....that he will fight you tomorrow and tomorrow he will definitely come to fight you. He doesn't need to pretend to please some cultural and traditional nonsense when in his heart he is not happy.
Words, broken down and nicely said!
Romance › Re: False Rape Accusations Are Real It Happened To Me by Regex:
scofield114:
DONT MIND MY GRAMMAR. i have never think that females wickedness has reached that level until what happened to me there is one girl i dont know what to call her my friend or my gf we hv been together for atleast 3months i used to go to her place time to time and i also give her money occasionally but i have never had sex with her all we do is some romancing like kissing nd touching she gave me Mouth Gig once. so it continue like this we dont hv sex and we have never talk about love i can say we are just friends but she doesnt know that i know she has guys that she is having affair with (sex) among those guys one is my friend but i never told her that i know what shes been doing, on 13february around 5pm she called me asking me to give her 10k she will do something with it i asked what is it that she will do with 10k she said i dont need to know i hv to just give her if i want to nd stop asking questions i felt angry nd i was Hot that day so i told her did u think i dont know what you hv been doing with other guys? nd i proceed saying that i will not give her any money again unless she agree to give me sex like she does with other guys she started insulting me nd saying that im calling her a prostitute i insulted her back and end the call. on 17 february she called me i pick the call she started apologising saying she is very sorry she was angry that time nd so so nd i said no problem its fine i forgive u i hope it wont happen again she said it will not nd she asked me to come over nd i said no prblm i will come later in the night i went to her place i entered her room i hv not even spend 20mins inside the room then i heard a bang on the door nd two police men entered and told me im under arrest nd i asked for what nd they told you will know when we get there me proceed to police statiin me, the girl and police men when we get there other police men started shouting at me so this is the guy that want to rape they brough a paper nd pen handed it to me saying that i should write that i called ****my gf nd said i will kidnap and rape her i said when did i said such a thing they brought a phone and show me a test message reading as YOU WILL KNOW WHO YOU INSULT I WILL SHOW THAT IM A MAN I WILL GET ND TEAR UR PU*** WITH MY D**** THEN U WILL NOT INSULT ANY MAN AGAIN. i told them i dont know anything about this message nd im not the one that send it they collect my phone nd called the number which the was sent from nd its switch off they asked her are u sure he is the one who send u this message she said yes she knows the number its one of my numbers that i call her with she even saved the number with my name. they asked me if its my number i said no they told her they cant accuse me of what she said since there is not strong evidence of she said i did then she told them its not only the message that i sent saying i will rape her i even told her on the phone that i will rape her they asked for call recording nd she said she didnt record it but her friend was there when i said it they asked to call her friend to come to the station nd she said her friend travelled but she will come back tomorrow thats how they lock me inside a cell for 24hrs waiting for her friend to come back the police man handling the case at that time is a simp of the highest order he denied me access to my phone saying that its an evidence if he give me i will delete something so i cant call anyone to come for my bail the next day her friend didnt come to the station untill around 7pm they come nd i was brought out from the cell they asked her if she did hear when i said i will rape her friend she said yes she heard they asked her when did that happen she said 2days ago while her friend has already said i said it on 13feb when we were arguing that what saved me they dint planned it well nd thank god the dpo wasnt a simp i was realeased as their is no any evidence agains me the dpo told me to sue them for trying to spoilt my name nd i said no let them go
Bro next time, request for a lawyer. That girl didn't pay them enough to pin the whole thing on you. Tell them you are not saying anything until you get a lawyer.

One more thing:

Never ever go to a girl's house to either have sex or visit her. For the visiting, you must have gone really far in the relationship before you visit her. As for sex, never ever! If you are termed a rapist, there's no evidence to prove you otherwise for the simple reason of being at her house.
Romance › Re: The Red Truth by Regex: 6:33am On Feb 22, 2021
Dpsychologist:
However, when it was Father’s Day, the pastor ignored the day, even though he is also a man.
In our house, such dates don't move us. Whether it is mother's day or our birthday. My mother is now very masculine (displays masculinity) since papa left.

It is true that men make women feminine.
Politics › Re: Police Invite Ondo Leaders To Abuja Over Alleged Killing Of Cow, Community Kicks by Regex: 11:07am On Feb 21, 2021
It's official. Cows worth more than human life. At least cows worth more than a Yoruba life.
Politics › Re: 2023: Top Northern Politicians Pushing For Southern President by Regex: 11:06am On Feb 21, 2021
skywalker240:
unity! unity! Unity!

why didnt we discussed this back in 2015 and 2019huh angry

fvck southern unity SAI BUHARI - 2032 KAI HAILAH KULAFITULU grin
You deh look them? They have come with another style to still surrender us as slaves again to the north.
Politics › Re: Ahmad Lawan Blames South-West Governors For Killings In Shasha Market, Ibarapa by Regex: 9:05am On Feb 21, 2021
The blame game! Why not APC, why not!
Celebrities › Re: Lady Who Tattooed Bobrisky On Her Body Embarrassed By Area Boys (Video) by Regex: 9:43pm On Feb 20, 2021
bukatyne:
How did Area Boys recognize Bobrisky tattooed on your back?

Let's assume this story is 100% true, what are we supposed to do online?

Come to your area and trace the boys? Jump over your head and report to the security group/Policemen in your area?

Do these people who shame themselves online have real, living families though?
She doing a little strippie
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Currently Facing Crisis — Tinubu by Regex: 7:34am On Feb 20, 2021
Thus says the jagaban of Yorubas
Politics › Re: Oluwo Akanbi: Yorubas Will Lose More In War Against Fulanis by Regex: 7:31am On Feb 20, 2021
Here comes the spirit of fear.
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili: Nigerians Enjoy And Believe They Deserve To Be Poorly Governed by Regex: 8:43am On Feb 19, 2021
BrandBrainBox:
It's true. A typical Nigerian would rather enjoy to complain about problems than to prevent them or proffer solutions to them. It's really a psychiatric epidemic in the country and it is the major cause of all our problems as a country.

Unfortunately, the same reason why many Nigerians won't agree with her is the reason why it happens: The noise culture in Nigeria makes many Nigerians shallow thinkers. A big problem would be approaching and you are warning Nigerians against it, but many people will prefer to be engrossed in inter-tribal verbal wars instead.

For instance, prior to the 2015 elections, Buhari already manifested all the signs of all that he has been doing as the Nigerian President. AIT even did a daily documentary to make Nigerians think. But it all fell on deaf ears. Yet, now, the same people would tell you that they regret supporting a Buhari Presidency. Then, they enjoy to call Buhari all the unprintable names in the world.

What can those dirty talks now contribute to the situation at hand? Of course, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, except that most Nigerians just enjoy the cheap shallow dirty talks. How I wished we could change our attitude.
There's no way, there will be change.
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili: Nigerians Enjoy And Believe They Deserve To Be Poorly Governed by Regex: 8:39am On Feb 19, 2021
I couldn't say it any more better than you Eze!
Politics › Re: Orlu: ESN And Soldiers In Gun Battle In Imo Forest by Regex: 6:56pm On Feb 18, 2021
doctorherbal366:
tears on my eyes right now!
i repeat,

tears on my eyes right now!

cursed be all of you that voted for this buhari,

all my eyes are filled with tears right now!
i just cant stop crying for my fellow Nigerians

i am an Igbo man but i am weeping bitterly for my brothers the yorubas.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

what is all this?

why are the Fulani's killing people?

because of this i have stand on my two feet's barefooted on the ground,

cursed be you buhari on the day you are born and on the day you shall die!

you shall forever eat dust!

your life shall be blown away like the light of a candle,

cursed be you for you have done this!

never again will you see the light of the day for you shall die a terrible death.

i call upon the powers of the ALMIGHTY GOD!
i call upon the ELOHIM!
and i call upon the I AM THAT I AM!

please grant me this request and kill this man for us,

because of this i want the youths to mobilize and head straight to aso rock in abuja!

i repeat i want the whole youths to mobilize and head to aso rock in abuja!

lets go take off the head called buhari.

for he shall die a miserable death!

as for those still suporting this buhari here in this forum

you all shall die by strange sicknesses and you shall eat dust all the days of your life's.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

our cries have reached up to the heavens and the LORD shall avenge our deaths!

cursed be all buhari supporters for this,
cursed be the day you all are born!

i am crying here right now!
i repeat,
i am crying bitterly here right now!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

i am shouting at the same time still crying!

i feel like i have let everyone down in this forum,

please where is tinunbu when you needed him the most?

please where is atiku when we needed him the most?

now i know all what nnamdi kanu was saying was pure truth,

the man envisioned the future and started giving us strict warnings about this buhari but we never listened!


ahhhhhh but we never listened!
what a life of regrets and sadness.

but all hope is not lost,

i want the whole youths of Nigeria to head now to aso villa and destroy the whole place!

i repeat,

i want the whole youths of Nigeria to head now to aso villa and destroy the whole place!

since buhari wants to kill us all,

let us be the first to get rid of him and kill him!

buhari because you have done this your days on this earth are numbered!

you shall die for this!

please lets start commenting everywhere in all social media handles,

#terroristBuhari

this man wants to kill us all and gift all our lands to his useless Fulani brothers.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

never will that ever happen,
lets impeach this buhari today by force!
we are the people and we have the power!

#terroristBuhari

your days on earth are numbered!
The curse will not work. I am not saying this because of tribal or anything ht that curse itself does not work. Oh and, if God was sensitive enough he would never allow such to take place. Lord, God are powerless. Nothing can be done.
Politics › Re: Military Conducts Air Strikes In Orlu In Search Of ESN by Regex: 3:11pm On Feb 18, 2021
Some students where kidnapped in Niger state very close to the capital.

What can I say?
Romance › Re: 5 Yrs In, & She Asks "What Are We"? What Would Be Ur Reply Guys? by Regex: 1:39pm On Feb 18, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
In her late twenties? Ain't marrying that; past her prime.

I'll go with FWB.
You sabi
Foreign Affairs › Re: America's Power Outage: Texas Residents Line-Up To Fetch Water From Borehole by Regex: 11:32am On Feb 18, 2021
America, third world with a Gucci belt.
Crime › Re: Help! My Sister Was Almost Raped by Regex: 8:40am On Feb 18, 2021
RayJr:
Advice Needed: My Sister Was Almost Raped

Good evening guys, I trust Y'all had a great day.

I will try to make this as short and simple as possible.

My kid sister texted me on WhatsApp this evening saying she almost got raped by the guy crediting her online wallet for her, I drove straight to my mum's store because I was just leaving the office.

Now I met her and asked what's up.

She has an online wallet where she recharges decoders, pays electricity bills for people, sells airtime and data etc. She is a student and she's doing that business in my mum's store so she could help herself in school.

She said someone sent her 30k to pay his electricity bill and also recharge his decoder for him so she went to the guy's shop to get her account credited but he wasn't there then she called him and he directed her to his house in that same street very close to the shop.
She got there and the guy tried forcing himself on her, mind you she's on her period, she refused and during the scuffle she lost one of her earrings, she begged me not to take action that the guy has apologised, seeing that I was very hurt and I wanted to confront the guy at that moment. while she was explaining to me the guy called and kept on apologizing but I'm not having any of that.

I wanted to call some of my friends to beat up the guy but after she begged me, I still want confront the guy, warn him seriously but I need advice on if that's the best thing to do or which way do you think is best to approach the situation?

No insults please. Thank you all
Don't call your friends to go beat him up just as RisenPhoenix1 advised.

You sister should be wise enough to know not to visit men at a very lonely place and perhaps their home.

She has to take her lessons.
Family › Re: What's The Selfless Thing You've Ever Done For Anyone? by Regex: 8:37am On Feb 18, 2021
Realboygenius:
You saying it doesn't cancel your selfless act.
You sef.


You know how to make these people unease with your comment.
Politics › Re: Senate To Regulate Bleaching Cream And Cosmetics by Regex: 1:30pm On Feb 17, 2021
I never thought I could say this about our Senate, but:

Nice move!
Health › Re: Jigawa University Student Commits Suicide After His Girlfriend Cheated On Him by Regex: 12:34pm On Feb 16, 2021
I can't live without you. This is it.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: Those Who Brutalised #OccupyLekkiTollgate Protesters Won’t Go Free by Regex: 9:59am On Feb 16, 2021
The coward you are.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Only Ill-Informed Nigerians Assume Nothin Is being Done About Banditry by Regex: 8:54am On Feb 16, 2021
Elrufai, you are stupid. The Nigerians that will believe you are more stupid than you are.
Family › Re: DNA Test: A Man Who Never Existed Had A Child by Regex: 8:48am On Feb 16, 2021
DNA is still very important.
Politics › Re: Timi Frank To Tinubu: Your Silence Over Attacks Against Yorubas Worrisome by Regex: 2:29pm On Feb 15, 2021
Judeerons32:
Hypocrite. And what has his paymaster Atiku said about the killings by his Fulani brothers.
Although I do not support neither of these politicians nor their parties, do you want me to bring up his posts on these insecurities?
Politics › Re: Timi Frank To Tinubu: Your Silence Over Attacks Against Yorubas Worrisome by Regex: 2:27pm On Feb 15, 2021
The fact you guy look up to Tinubu for a response means you all value him and perhaps worship him.

If he is not a god, why care so much for his response on this herdsmen issue?
Family › Re: How Do People Who Don't Drink Or Smoke Relief Their Anger? by Regex: 11:58am On Feb 15, 2021
I drink whenever I feel sad (just a bottle) then I try to sleep.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Collapsing On Your Watch, PDP Cautions Buhari by Regex: 11:25am On Feb 14, 2021
It started during your term PDP. It's just that social media was not popular in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Buying Roasted Plantain (Pictures) by Regex: 11:06am On Feb 14, 2021
Second tenure loading. The same Lagosians being killed by his government will graciously vote him in for the second time.

We love our oppressors!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Regex: 9:59am On Feb 14, 2021
Peaceyw:
If you have anything bothering you, share it with your male friends instead, females will do you no good.
I think that's better.

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