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It's called playa playa

Who does your Pastor pay his tithes to?

Orji Kalu and his rantings .

This is the same Orji Uzor kalu who threathened to release the lsit of all corrupt Nigerian government officials with accounts in foreign banks. That was a long time ago. Nigerians are still waiting for that list. He should prove himself right by releasing that list. That would lend some credibility and meaning to his insinuations.

Nigerian Police!
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@fellybabae,
Hope this link helps.

http://www.thebridesescort.com/

Ponmo,
tastes like Canda
looks like Indecency

at first glance .

Seun, do something !

@darqly,
Good point!

The first stage in any recruitment process is the resume submission and/or application letter. As an employer, I will not even consider wasting precious time on any application submitted by a university graduate who cannot make a correct sentence in english.

Little wonder why UK and US universities often insist that Nigerian students sit for and pass TOEFL tests even though Nigeria is an english speaking country.

Job seekers, get your acts together, polish that CV/resume. Do your spell and tense checks. You should always be ready to make a good impression of yourself.

Remember, you'll never get a second chance to make a first impression.

To conclude, has anyone ever wondered why some people have several job offers at the same time while some have never been invited for a test?

Alexj

Try to date a mopol lady (the fine young recruits that look like 6-something).
Stir up an argument and slap her.

Let me know which hospital you were admitted (when you wake up)

negroes, me thinks!

Gold is good. Iron is also good. Brass, bronze, even zinc. What matters is the heart with which you give, and also who you're giving it to.

Personally, I won't give her the gold, too early to make that big move. From personal experience, EVERY WOMAN (every single one of them) expects an incrementally more expensive (better, if you like) gift as you progress further into a relationship.

You cannot give your lady a N10,000 perfume on your first date, and then a N3,000 perfume two years later without soliciting that familiar expression (you have changed!). Do not do for any lady what you cannot sustain as long as that relationship is alive. So, get her something else (bangle, hair ribbon, nice top etc).

Experience is the best teacher.

Way to go @Dewdrop.

To analyse this situation from all angles, it would be advisable for us to assume the position of the lady, then that of the married man, and then that of the man's wife.

I do not believe that there is ANY justification on earth whatsoever for a woman to have sex with a married man (who ain't her husband).
People, this is absurd, wrong, painful and not good.

Even if this man is not enjoying his marriage, he should stick to one woman at a time. Divorce as the last option. It is not impossible for a 31-year old lady to find a man to love her for what it is. It could be difficult but not impossible. This lady suits the profile of those CAREER MINDED ladies who usually make mince-meat of their relationships in their youth simply because they want to follow their career path (blindly). It is their career growth that usually scare away most men. Career is good. But life is not only about career.

So, I blame this lady completely. She has to stop this relationship. She will not only ruin the man's marriage. She will end up starting something she won't see through to the end. Introduce her to nairaland. She will get to meet decent guys on this forum if she searches hard enough.

I think you should reject the N25K job, so that the decisive lucky chap standing next in line to you will smile away with it. I also think you should wait until you get that dream 6-figure job of yours.

After all, the patient dog,

If there's any left.

She was the ideal girl, caring, truthful, nutty, stubborn, well behaved and honest all in a crazy kinda mix that I loved.

I was her dream come true, adorable, difficult to annoy, frank and understanding.

We did fit like gloves, and were destined to walk down the aisle together, or so I thought.

She woke up one day from a 4-year old dream and decided it was time to try something new.

Her reasons
Incompatibility
Differing view of our parents
Need to do other things with her life (for now) besides marriage .

What I think
She probably met Usher . Women can be like that, you know.

Exam cheats cannot succeed without the help of their lecturers. If the teachers and lecturers would make up their minds to put an end to exam malpractice, they will succeed. What they lack is the zeal, committment and conviction to do so. Not when a student could give nothing less than N10000 per course to scale through exams.

If teachers are made to reap what they sow, then they would have more at stake. What happens when you deny a teacher/lecturer a new job simply because he/she last taught in a school/department where exam malpractice is the order of the day.

As an undergrad, I had a particular lecturer who has received countless death threats simply because you CANNOT cheat in his exams. However, while he never advocated for expulsion, he would make sure such a candidate repeats an entire session. Once you hear him tell anyone to GO HOME during an exam, that's the end of the story. Even a State Commissioner's son was not exempted. The man knew no fear, and made as many friends as enemies. But his integrity remained intact until he retired.

I would readily advocate the following as a minimum for exam malpratice irrespective of the level of education:

Student: Repeat that class until he/she can pass the exam without cheating. Expulsion from the school after two unsuccessful attempts.

Teacher/Lecturer: Sack. He/she should never dream of any future as an academician.

Does this all mean that this guy has stolen your heart, or did you just choose to gamble with it?

If you were in naija I would have recommended otumokpo indian portion touch and follow

The guy will develop amnesia instanta for that girl

On a serious note, maintain the platonic relationship with him, but remember that there are so many fishes in the damn ocean, most of which you never knew did exist.

Question
Has anyone ever wondered why the US dollar is accepted everywhere in the world including Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia even though it has the pictures of infidel pigs on it and no arabic inscription on it?

My Guess
Because the Americans don't give a   what you and me and even Osama may think about it.

jamyle:
My girlfriend told me she was proud of me last night, I was happy and felt loved. I love her though. Has your girlfriend or boyfriend ever told you he/she is proud of you?

did you land a plum job or shag the devil out of her?

People,

I know a lot of you did not see this coming. The latest from this broken relationship is that the girl may have realised she made a mistake, thus could be making moves for a comeback. However, the guy is now playing hard ball.

He's actuallybeen heard saying that he isn't ready for another relationship just yet (probably trying to heal the scars of the last one). His answer to his ex's comeback plea has been a resilient and unflinching NO.

Is this guy heartless or did the girl get what she deserved?

More comments anticipated.

A break from a relationship is the most handy explanation (excuse) for someone who wants to eat his/her cake and still have it. When most people are distracted in a relationship, and they cannot resist the distraction, the next thing is to ask for a break so that 'we can give ourselves some room'.

A break-up is a definite decision taken with or without reason to end a relationship and get along with your life.

Either way, you've just got to stick your neck out and reap the benefits/losses.

Omo eko,
I wonder what became of your reliable source of info.

Seun,
Whatever happened to the Papermoon philosophy of this forum?

Nike,
Could you please elaborate further. Do you have any test samples to share with us?
Thanks!

Razorr,
Abeg you fine no be small. Any more pix? We suppose fraternise real soon.

Seun,
If this is another papermoon syndrome, then someone has to pay for it. Kick some a$$

If Yar'Adua ends up being alive, I think Businessday should be shut down and their Management arrested and charged.

This was the exact location of that news:

http://www.businessdayonline.com/?c=45&a=11758

Now they have hacked it out.

They said it!

http://www.businessdayonline.com/

Baby face

Judging by the title you have chosen, I guess you already have your mind made up. You don't need him. Do you need someone to help you justify your decision, or are you trying to hinge that on your parents? This may sound hard on you, but weigh out the good and bad aspect of this guy. Then take a clear-cut decision.

You have to decide if you can live with that decision (quitting the relationship). Our parents are there to guide us, but as an adult, it's your decision that counts most here. If not, most people would have to drag their parents to work so as to have them make decisions for them.

Reason with your parents to ensure that whatever reason they have is strong enough to make you change your mind. That reason should also make sense to you.

Be prepared to live with the aftermath of living with him or dumping him. It's your LIFE after all. And like Forrest Gump said, life's like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're going to get.

Good luck!

[quote author=Epon Agbo! link=topic=41404.msg904460#msg904460 date=1172017248]I think I may have a problem.May be not on second tots.Despite what the recent population figures make us believe,I think there are too many women in this country.Any direction you turn to,you can't help but notice them,This is making it harder for a young man like me to think of monogamy!And the girls don't help matters either,seems like they are out to provoke the men folk.Things will soon get out of hand.Dont be surprised if there is an increase in the incidence of rape.I guess most men may not bear the pressure for long.Ladies beware!Start shopping for iron pants[/quote]

If a woman looks younger than her age, she'll tell you her true age.
If she looks older, you better not ask in the first place.
That's enough to provoke her.

This excerpt is so sweet coming from a lady. I guess it should be a source of encouragement for the good guys and a wake-up call for the PLAYA PLAYAs

Thanks Man-Eater