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Whenever someone starts a sentence with "Had it been" you know they are stupid.

Subsidy is gone

Confusion in the enemies camp

Tinubu is an astute politician. He knows how power works.

This move is what Robert Green wrote in his book, 48 Laws of powers. Law #2 states that you should use your enemies.

Falana and his son, Falz are big enemies of Tinubu, but now, baba has called them to dine with him and also tap from their wisdom for his own good.

Seun, this is not Instagram or Facebook, this is Nairaland. Why is this shittty topic on the FrontPage?

Make them commot this subsidy make we rest and move on with our lives. Wahala too much seff.

Klass99:
Funny you! Find cost effective ways to socialise and entertain yourself without spending so much.
You already have Dstv at home, you can invite friends over and hangout with mangoes, corn and pear which are in season.

Essenza1 - I am not understanding. I live alone and I don't repair or maintain household items on a monthly basis. In fact my plumber and other artisans are the ones who call, out of the blue, to inquire if I have work for them or if I know someone who needs their services.



With that social life you want to maintain so bad via hangouts, chills, cinema and the beach . 7,500 per week times 4 weeks is 30k per month. There are other expenses on the list that need to be halved or completely cut out until your two legs balance well.

Ironically, this hangout is actually the most important of all in the list. A man will lose his sanity without chilling out with friends once in a while to drink two bottles of bear and peppersoup.

It's like you dont understand life. Man will drop dead one day.

The children of perdition and hate, oya come o, something for you to masturbate on.

Yoruba boy performing free for them, but they give hatred in return

Ok

The translation seems to be near perfect. I love it. I might start reading Nairaland in Yoruba from now henceforth.

Translate it to your language and let's see the result.

That's one of the things that makes 2face a legend, not just the music.

A man who doesn't cheat is either broke, has a low self esteem or doesnt have the opportunity to.

A man who doesn't cheat is a SIMP and a weakling.

The two.

Many of you fools will choose to blame only the woman forgetting that they are emotional creatures. You took advantage of their emotions, showed them some fake love, she fell sincerely in love with you and probably pressured her into sex without using protection. She got pregnant and you disappeard.

If I was Apapa I would do same. Knowing that Obi cannot claim his 'stolen madate', I would gladly accept 500m from Tinubu plus other benefits that will come afterwards. Why should I lose on two ends?

Ok

So Oyinbo seff dey do juju

Fiscus105:
I pity people around u, if u have married. May God give ur wife enough wisdom and patient to leave with a madman.

[b][/b] In a sane society, anybody that offended must face justice, drug addict like u, that you are ranting because of him, always wailing on slightest opportunity about leadership flaws from papa Awolowo to the present time, how they have turned Nigeria to banana republic.

Meanwhile, in a sane clime that he himself is wailing that we should have, they dnt slap anybody anyhow in such society not even a uniform man.

Your lack the ability to think deep. You bloody hypocrite. I don't have your time. I just confirmed how highly foolish you are.

Laple0541:
You are so dumb

Your lack the ability to think deep. You bloody hypocrite. I don't have your time

Its funny how hypocritical Nigerians are bashing Seun Kuti for the assault on the police man. You Nigerians, when will you have sense?

The Seun Kuti that should be celebrated as a national hero and have his giant statue placed at a strategic location in Abuja and Lagos for slapping a police man. The same police that have slapped you several times and abused you, lied on you and your sons and daughters, sent you to prison for something you know nothing about, abused you and turtute you. Beat you in the presence of your wife and children. The same police that will stop you on the road and throw igbo into your car and arrest you for it. Same police that will force you to open your phone, see your chat with your American customer for a web design job and label you a Yahoo boy, then kill you while you were trying to prove your point.

You all come online to say "Can he try that in Europe or America" Are you nuts? how dare you say such nonsensical thing? Do American and Eurpean police men treat ordinary citizens like they do here in Nigeria?

One man out of the lot of you gathered the courage to slap some sense into the head of these mofos and you still come online to bash him. During endsars protests, youths came out en mass to burn police stations and murdered several police men and you hailed them as heroes but you are reprimanding Seun Kuti for slapping the same people. You bloody hypocrites.

As Shinedu no win, he no visit Hilda

Dude still chasing shadows

Record breakers do not need any monetary compensation from Guinness. If the records are worthwhile, like Hilda's, you will get endorsements, gifts, contracts etc, you will hardly be denied Visa to any country of the world. I foresee celebrities, government, companies etc throwing dangerous money at this lady and giving her crazy blank check cooking contracts aftwards. She is made already.

Note that stupid records like highest numbers of hugs in one minute or longest hours of kiss and other rubbish records will only attract paper certificate and nothing more from the public.

Let it also be noteworthy that Hilda's records are the best to come out of Nigeria if she eventually breaks it (I fear that she might collapse before breaking it sha). This feat is far greater than the longest hours of dance by Kaffy.

Olarewaju89:
Being the first born and first son in a poor family like this is a serious issue. Don't blame your brother too much pls. It is a spiritual things and he need a deliverance and serious councils.

To be honest with you, your mother has a lot to do in this matter not you.

I won't go further than this.

You are a very foolish person for talking about spiritual problems and deliverance. Mad man.

beekind:
I am a 38 year old Nigerian American citizen dating a 26 year old Nigeria girl.
I grew up in Nigeria but travelled out to the USA when I was 25 years old, I am a citizen now and doing really well for myself.
I met a beautiful and godly Nigerian girl on facebook and we have been dating for some months now we are now thinking of marriage, she is in Nigeria while I am in the USA.

Some weeks ago my dad asked me to do some tests and send to him, (He is a medical doctor), I did them, turns out to be fertility tests and all was perfect.
I just told him about my fiance and my plans to get married in some months time and he said she has to do fertility test before he can agree to the marriage.

This was very shocking for me as he insisted that it is his position, I haven't told my fiance cos I dont know how to and my fiance is scheduled to pay my parents a visit for the first time in Port Harcourt in 2 weeks time.
My fiance is from Delta but lives in Portharcout as my parents while we are from Port harcourt.

My dad has said if I cannot tell her that he will, what do you guys think ?

Honest advise please and admin kindly push to front page for wider advise.

Thanks.

You are a 21st century fool. Even if your dad didn't say it, shouldn't you do it?

You are in far away America. You think you know this Naija babes abi. Your papa get sense pass you.

Your dad is a demi god, you should be worshipping him.

Baba, carry the woman go do test and thank your dad for borrowing you brain.

sparko1:
Who is this clone?

You have no idea what it is doing to this country, just like everything, always thinking of the present pleasure forgetting the damage.

Do you know that, no legitimate company wants to do business with you once they know you are a Nigerian, even on Facebook, they are so afraid that everything you do in the eye of a foreigner is a scam.

A time is coming, if we don't look for lasting solution, and stop this "Yahoo is everywhere" speech social media will require us to go through vetting before we open account.

Do you know, most yahoo guys are actually scamming Nigerians, not those in Abuja, but those hustling with them on the street.

Last month my phone was snatched from me while driving on 3rd mainland bridge, even though I switch off my account, they wiped everything within 12 hours overnight, I am still reeling from the lost, lots of people going through same thing, we can't trust each other anymore, if he is not into yahoo, he might be a ritual yahoo guy or something worse.

The next generation will suffer it, because a time will come when everyone abroad have built system that we can't get into, those who have been into that life becomes the problem to the average men and women on the street, it already happening.

You, you yourself and you, look at yourself and ask if you are not into some kind of scam or fraud in one way or the other. At your work, business, or most especially if you are an artisan.

Oh, the country's image is bad everywhere and no one wants to do business with us? Tell that to your leaders, they already marred the country's image and name long before the Yahoo boys. If they didn't, Yahoo won't even be a thing. Let's kuku finish the image once and for all

Skyview01:
Maybe i can say the same thing about kidnapping.
Kidnapers help their families, set up businesses and without kidnapping, Nigerian economy would have gone down the drain.
Kidnapping imakes the economy run smooth.

You see your logic!

Stupidity should be a crime walahyi!

Shut up! The example does not tally. Everyone in Nigeria is not into kidapping. Our politicians are not kidnapping people. But everyone in Nigeria, everyone in government one way or the other is into scamming or fraud of some kind.

Shii

shawnfamous:
bro please keep your mouth shut... U talking rubbish. I'm into programming bros. If u no get interest, no discourage people

Shut up, you are not into programming. If you truly are, you would know what I have said is true and you will gladly discourage other fools from doing it.

Okay, we all know why the police officers insisted they check his phone: He is young, dressed fine and looks like an internet fraudster aka Yahoo Yahoo.

I laugh when I go on social media and see people reprimanding Yahoo boys and calling for their head? Are you shittting me? There is Yahoo is every sector in Nigeria. This policemen are Yahoo by unlawfully forcing him to open his phone so that they can get some damning evidence against him, not to prosecute him but to get their own share of the spoil.

People working in several organizations across the country, especially in government have one way or the other they get some extra money aside their regular salary. Isn't that Yahoo?

Go to Marriage registry, Ikoyi, those women reciting the oaths and hadling over the certificate won't let you go until they force money out of your pocket, out of your will.

I have friends working in banks who are doing shady deals so as to get some extra amount on top their salary.

The EFCC arresting Yahoo boys are the biggest Yahoo Yahoo. They seize money, cars and properties and share it amongst themselves. Their former oga was even arrested and sacked for fraud

Your mechanics, plumbers, carpenters and other artisans tell loads of lies when buying materials for your work to get something extra.

Don't lets even go into people in government. Those one don chop belleful.

When Seun Kuti said Yahoo is better than betting, lots of you castigated him.

If not for these boys, our economy would have been down the drain. They make businesses go smooth, they take care of their parents and siblings. Because of them, their families can have some hopes. Some even setup businesses for themselves and loved one, employing other people, thereby promoting the economy.

Yahoo is bad, yes, I agree. Yahoo boys should be arrested and jailed, yes. Arrest them, jail them, but make sure you jail everyone else in this county.

I am not a Yahoo boy, but I seriously need someone to teach me that shii. Let's kuku scatter the country. If you be correct Yahoo guy, abbeg send me DM make we roll. I don't mind paying.

By soft skill, I want to assume you mean digital skill.

Whatever you decide upon, ask yourself if you have the brain capacity to handle or process the skill you so long for.

I laugh when people say they want to learn coding, become a web master or software engineer. That shii ain't for dullards. It's not even for smart people who want to start making money from it immediately. The best time to start learning some digital skills is when you are a teenager or early twenties, when the troubles of life are minimal. You cannot learn some skills while being distracted by your wife and children or village people.

I know a lot, I have gathered plenty knowlege and skills, most of which I started learning when I was very young. Don't be like the lots of Nigerians who have jumped at a skill and ran out after a couple of months. Think well.

In a nutshell, digital skills is not for everyone. Some will become successful selling spear parts at Ladipo or selling laptops and phones at computer village.

Sorry, wrong thread.