₦airaland Forum

The vain labourers must accept total defeat and shut their mouth up forever so that the govt can focus on improving the lives of ordinary Nigerians.

Nothing wey poverty no fit cause

BlackhatMentor:
Side chicks were designed and created for me like yourself.

Trust me, if your wife sense there's someone else.

Her legs will start spreading wider than a woman in labor room

You get the drill bro.

This is one reason my wife will never ever deny me. And me too will never demand it. She knows I be baddo; any small thing I don go meet my girls for outside. If she like let her not allow me for 12 straight months I don't care and wont even seem like I care. Babes wey dey outside seff we never finish them.

May I not labour in vain

In amadioha name I pray, Amen

Seun:
We were exporting oil though.

Seun, abbeg, let me ask you something:

Do you think the Naira will get better if Dangote start selling refined oil to us? Like if his refined oil is enough to serve the whole of Nigeria

We are finished in this country!!!

N11.35 trillion spent on reviving the refineries since 2010 yet nothing to show for it.

Who released the money? To who? What did they do with it?

If the refineries have been working since lets say 2015, Naira should be around 200/$.

We keep spending billions of dollars each year importing refined oil thereby killing our currency and our economy and we are looking?

And even this probing is all talks and nothing will happen. Mad people

Africa is cursed!!!

NotoriousBiggyS:
I stays in an apartment that has five 5flat , each flat occupied with 5 different tenants including myself. Before we uses direct electricity which we collectively pays monthly but recently got change to prepaid meter. With each fat with it own prepaid meter. The landlord refuse to bring another prepaid separately for the compound water Pumping Machine.
However the tenants come to dialogue and agreed to tap electricity from my own prepaid meter to the pumping machine in agreement that each tenant will be paying me 1000naira monthly. So I want to know if 5k can be enough to run pumping machine for a month?

I think I'm in the best position to advise you on this.

In my compound, we have a separate prepaid meter for our pumping machine. The machine is 1.5HP which is like the biggest for domestic use. I am in charge of recharging the meter. We are 5 flats and each flats contribute 2k at every recharge, that's 10k. We use 10k worth of unit for about 3 months, sometimes 4 months, pumping twice daily. So 5k worth of units is more than enough for you. You should have some extra left.

However, this depends on the Power Distribution company in your area. In my area, they give 21 units per 1,000 Naira. If yours is lower, then 5k might not be enough in a month.

sukkot:
Let me tell you the Ikoyi format because when I went there there had been people coming for many days and hadn't collected it because the queue is just too much.

So when I GOT there I went to the immigration officer woman who helped me with my application, she gave me a very good advice, she First asked me, are you travelling ? I said no, she said, JUST FORGET ABOUT COLLECTING IT THIS WEEK THAT THE QUEUE IS TOO MUCH AND THAT I SHOULD COME IN LIKE 2 WEEKS TIME WHEN THE RUSH TO COLLECT HAS SUBSIDED. I mulled the idea over and thought ? Hmmm ok let me go and see what she is talking about.

So I went to the collections. The crowd there was like that of the World Cup finals in a stadium. The crowd stagger me. So I decided this woman gave me good advice, let me go home.

I will come back in November when the rush has subsided. However I wanted to be sure that my passport has been issued before I left the premises so they directed me to this office where they asked for my enrolment number.

I gave it to them. After 2 minutes the lady told me your passport has been issued and go to the collections to collect it. You see ehn, after she told me that my passport had been issued the kind of STRONGHEAD that overtook me ?

I then decided I may as well try to see if I can collect it. I entered into that sea of people at the collections, it was hell, people just pushing you about, stepping on your shoe, everybody sweating and frustrated. I contested with the crowd for like one hour, then I started hearing stories of people lamenting that they have been coming everyday for days and have been unable to get it because of the huge crowd.

My liver just fail me. I then decided it's in my best interest to come back in November after all I am not collecting the passport because I wanted to travel. But my STRONGHEAD kicked in again and I dipped hand inside my pocket.

There was 10,000 sitting there just languishing. So I decided its time to do business. So I started greeting every officer I saw and told them I want to do business.

They thought maybe I was undercover journalist and just laughed and walked by but this particular guy had a jovial face. I kept over-greeting him anytime he walked by and finally he pulled up and said what do you want ?

I said chairman I want to collect my passport but that crowd is staggering and scary. I said I am willing to pay 10k. The man looked at me intensely and said listen I don't do that .

Then he walked away. 10 minutes later he walked back and said what's your name and enrolment number , he took it and disappeared. He reappeared 10 minutes later with my passport in his hands and directed me to where I was to do the final process. That's how I got the passport in the midst of a football crowd who had been coming for days.

I was willing to part with the last 10,000 in my pocket but I ended up not parting with a kobo and getting the passport.

MAY THE LORD BLESS THAT OFFICER ABUNDANTLY AMEN. GOOD MAN.

Before I pull your kind of stunt, I must ask these very important questions.

Are you a lady?

If yes, are you pretty? Do you have yansh and/or big breassts?

Is the officer that attended to you a male or female

If male, did he later make any pass at you or collect your number?

Your answers will help determine my next move.

What this guy is spitting might cause unprecedented chaos, anger and what-nots among youths.

He has to explain to the police how he came to such conclusion.

Although many evidences such as the singer's video saying we should hold Naira and Larry responsible if he dies, and the police report he made against them are enough to get them in trouble, but still not enough to convict them.

Portable should thread softly. His jam talk might land him in trouble

Ayanwukoma:
I just packed into this man house recently and he seem like a well to do man, always saying money is not his problem.

He takes his tennant as his family and wants us to live as one.

To be honest, the house was expensive but since I am someone with high taste and nice Serene environment I had to risk it all.

This drained my finances for months now and I am thinking about summoning the courage and approaching him tomorrow for a loan but this is my first time.

Has anyone here ever borrowed money from his landlord before and the experience?

WTF did I just read?

You're one hell of a mvtherfvcking fool.

*Spits*

Oka

Treasure17:
Impeaching Tinubu will be great news.

Of course, that will be newsworthy. In fact a global breaking news.

But sadly for you, it will never happen. Only in your dreams

How is this news, and how is it FrontPage worthy?

Sheer nonsense!!!

Source: https://www./383588481841145/posts/1649426378590676/?locale=sw_KE

Lol

slimjohn2k5:
You will soon meet an angel that will change you.
Do away with your current friends and make friends with responsible people.

Ashawo pussy not dey wet.

Aside the wet, he no dey sweet at all.

Every appointment and whatever I have on the Island is now cancelled till further notice. I can't come and be chuking my head inside mad traffic

Its still small. Eat it when it grows up.

They do that sh1t on purpose. It is a global menace

tommykiwi:
This is just a script movie. Why will the man be doing such evil when everywhere is bright like dis?

I believe they just did the video to generate attention, because nobody in his right senses will be doing such during the day but rather at night.

oru laa sheka

I have a way of targeting Americans who are in need of web design, app, graphics services. $300 here, $200 there, $250 over there. I don't have any problems whatsoever and the economy isn't affecting me since I'm earning in $$

I know you guys are new and tryna promote your new business. You are so excited about your lunching and all. Your post is on the frontpage of Nairaland. Okay o.

Baba, as an internet entrepreneur I have created similar sites and apps like this one, listing sh1ts for sale and having few people come to register and all. But I will tell you for free, you cannot beat the competition ahead of you with small marketing like this one.

There is no way you can beat jiji on this, except you have plenty money to do crazy marketing in the forms of TV ads, massive social media ads by hiring several influencers to put it to the face of people every now and then. You need a budget of about 100m to beat the competition

My advise: Stop wasting money. Quit now!!!

Sounds stupid, right?

You will remember my message after wasting your money and time.

Go and do something else!!!

Pele

You are only labouring in vain

This vgly as-ss mvtherfvcker is guilty until proven innocent. He should never be allowed to leave their custody. He should be taken to court from there and subsequently jailed. He might and might not have direct hand in Mohbad's death but he is big suspect. If he is not sentenced to jail for murder then he should be sentenced for bully, oppression, battery, emotional and psychological damage. We might not have evidence for the murder but there are evidences flying around for the aforementioned.

Those of you saying they should leave Naira Marley and that bleached mvtherfvcker alone. That boy posted different videos of himself saying if he dies, we should hold these people responsible, and then he died. He also wrote a statement against these two at the police station,

I know that peace is far from the dreadlocked beast and his musical career has come to a total end. That alone is joy for me.

Dear Ghanians abi na Ghanaians, we seff get problems for here wey we never solve finish. In fact our problems go swallow your own 10X

LINSAR:
No sex till marriage, I don't fornicate.

If you have nothing doing to earn a living, I can't be fending for you like your father.

I pay less attention to physical attributes. I might not even notice you made a new hair. Your wig, makeup and nails don't do a thing on me.

You must know how to pray and have patience. Dating a believer is different from dating Pablo Richie the yahoo boy.

If I'm talking angrily, just keep quiet and don't touch me. If you dare me, whatever happens, it's sorry you'll collect afterwards.

Omo, you will be one hell of a mvtherfvcker to deal with. Women should run from people like you. WTF

Okay`

You guys should refrain from bringing your marital sh1ts to Nairaland. There are too many kids here.
You will get advise from boys who have only used their d1ck for peeing. Most of them are women bashers. They will tell you women are useless and marriage is sh1t and all that, but they go behind to use their last kobo to impress one dirty girl and beg her for love and attention. Only few married people will be able to give you advise.

That being said, as a married man, I will say your husband no try at all. Na that sister-in-law own off me. Regardless, you should confront him, tell him how angry you are at him, hear his side of the story. It could probably be a friend who has been using his phone to search those dirty stuffs, just like he gave you his phone to use.

In all, most of us men are dogs and dogs we shall remain till the end of time. Wetin me seff dey do behind no good.

Ok

minakom:
A man was killed by a government official, as captured in a video. This was not just another case of someone being killed; it was a fight for justice and a message to the world that black lives matter.

So how is it different from Mohbad's case. A young man died mysteriously after being threatened for several months by a cartel, with video evidences flying all over the internet. This is also a fight for justice