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infocentre:
Thank God for your live.

You really fumble; a big one at that.

Some other officers who have shot you on sight.

For the fact you're are driving a tinted made it worse. Also, as a piece of advice:

1) When they ordered you to come down, next time kindly do so obediently. Believe me, the odd of getting shot in your car for being adamant is higher than coming down

2) Always be patient and give room for unforeseen in your programme. It is better to arrive late and alive than be there in body bag

PS: Go and blur your number plate up there.

@bolded....I was wondering too o

Because it is from Italo, you must say it taste different...

Shiiooorrr

The inferiority complex sh1t started with your sister sending something as sh1tty as tomato paste from Italo.

I wont be surprised if she sends some garri over too

The naira depreciated yesterday to N1,205 per dollar in the parallel market from N1,185 per dollar last Friday.

However, the naira appreciated to N864.29 per dollar in the Nigerian Foreign Exchange Market (NAFEM).

Data from FMDQ showed that the indicative exchange rate for NAFEM fell to N864.29 per dollar from N1,099.05 per dollar last weekend, indicating a 21 percent or N234.76 appreciation for the naira.

As a result, the gap between the official and parallel market exchange rates widened to N340.71per dollar yesterday from N85.95 per dollar last week Friday.

The volume of dollars (turnover) traded on NAFEM increased by 4.04 by percent to $560.39 million last week from $584.02 million the previous week.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/12/naira-falls-to-n1205-in-parallel-market-gains-21-in-nafem/

mcdon024:
Mature advice only please.
I will keep this very short.
There is this her colleague she talks about almost all the time. He is also married. I became curious and decided to go through her WhatsApp chats with this guy. I saw in thier chats selfie pics she sends to him (normal selfie pics), and the one that really got to me is the part he invited my wife to come over and "lets make babies" according to him. But her reply was "No I can't, your hands are full"....Please who can decode this her reply to him?....I confronted her but she denied ever having anything to do with him beside been colleagues. But my worry is why chat flirty chats with a guy and what would give him the mind to ask her to come over and .......... Please I need mature advice only

Dear brother, a lot of people dishing advise for you here are under 25 and unmarried.

Let me tell you something from the angle of a married man like you.

Your wife is cheating emotionally with this guy but not sure they have had sex yet. If she was still talking about him to you till the moment you read the chat, it means they have not started fvcking. The moment they start having sex, she stops talking about him completely.

She is very much attracted to the guy, loves his company and all, and they must have talked about having sex severally. Like real flirting, and your wife is really considering fvcking him and the guy knows, hence the effrontery to tell her "To come make babies".

So what do you do in this situation?

Para for your wife...And when I say Para, I mean real para. Tear for her like mad. Call her all sorts of names. Call her a hoe, a flirt, a heartbreaker and accuse her of already sleeping with the guy. Never ever make her think you are doubting the fact that they have slept together. Make her believe you a 100% sure they are fvcking. Then threaten her with divorce and reporting her to all her friends and family. Wy are you doing this? To make her see what her stupid actions can cause and the damage it can cause to her and the entire family. It is a strong warning to her never to engage in such ever again.

Then lastly, call that guy and warn him sternly to back off from your wife. Accuse him of sleeping with your wife and that you will deal with him mercilessly.

Last lastly, tell your wife to quit the job or the guy quits. Either of them should quit. You can allow her continue the job after begging you.


PS: Report to the management of the company if possible.

reddingtonblack:
It is a guarantee as a matter of fact, the scenerio you gave is very rare and the tendencies of a woman having delaying after miscarriage is low as well.

If you meant not 100% maybe you have a point, but impregnating your bride before marriage is a guarantee with 90% score.

It's 99% bro, not 90

The gods must be dead

Robertgreene1:
Me...Myself and l... I'm an unrepentant junkie...l do Trams everyday... sometimes up to 1000mg per day
But you think all junkies are useless abi?... Wrong...I'm extremely intelligent...l can cram a whole textbook...l was top of my class back then...some used to call me a genius...even now l make money with my intelligence...by professional writting...with a lot of Clients giving me gigs to write for them....l make more than 150k a month from my writings!..
U think all Junkies are dirty and ugly right?...wrong!
I'm spotlessly neat...and handsome...infact most persons say l look like a girl... I'm 28...but most people think I'm just 22 or less sef because of my looks...I'm over 6 feet tall...l can't even remember the number of girls that have directly asked me for sex or directly toasted me sef honestly!
Let me just stop here cus l've got a lot of scripts waiting for me to work on...
But my point is this... don't look down on any junkie...some are more intelligent and richer than you!

Shut the hell up. You don't even sound or write like the intelligent dude you portray yourself to be.

Rexymania:
See as "graduate" spell 'rejoice' lol him say na "rejoys" LoL 😆

Wetin come dey pain me pass be say na teacher him be and na the nonsense him go teach him pupils. No wonder his salary is a meagre 22k`

DeLaRue:
The so-called investors have more money than sense, hence the reason they invest in 'tech' companies that are ultimately doomed to fail.

Many of these so-called tech companies have nothing more than brightly coloured offices, a few computers/laptops and a half-baked, bound-to- fail idea that they wax lyrics around and sell to investors as a viable business.

Many of these founders have no tangible business or life experience - yet, misguided investors will give them money.

It is no surprise over 95% of them fail.

This particular company raised $2m less than a year ago, yet they're already out of business. No doubt the founders took very good care of themselves and left the naive investors licking their wounds.

How come you have too much sense?

Drop your location. I want to buy you Isiewu and big stout

There is no heaven. You guys should rest

That's breaking the bro code.

How could you seriously be having such thought. Get ready to lose your friend and all your mutual friends altogether. You have eaten the forbidden fruit and none of them will associate with you again.

And how will you even live with the thought that your friend once fuvcked your woman, your woman once sucked your guys d1ck and all those bullsheet.

After I broke up with a babe, a friend of mine told me after a few months that he likes the girl as she's a wife material and those, and he would like to marry her. I told him, "Go and meet her but forget about me forever, and I will also make sure all our friends block you from their lives forever"

Goalnaldo:
Recently I fell in love for the first time with this 23 year old. It felt great. this was the first time someone is calling me baby and having sleepless nights because of me (before you people begin to ask how old I am, I was born in 1992).

About three days ago we were texting on WhatsApp and I asked her how many ex she had had and her reply was "I can't remember". I was shocked 😲 I asked her if there are too many that's why she can't remember and she said "yes".

I'm concerned.for a 23 year old to have dated many men means she has multiple body counts. Will this affect me in the long run? What advice do you people have for me?

PS; I'm not a virgin

Alaye go and relax your mind. A lot of Nairalanders will call your babe a bittch but don't mind them. She was just bluffing. That's her way of telling you she was not interested in that topic. A girl with 200 body count will tell you its just one. And stop asking her about the number of exes she has. Just enjoy the love and move on.

Wealthoptulent:
Qdot alagbe

beekind:
I am the 2nd born out of 2 children, my elder brother has been married for some time with no kids as a result I am super careful with issues relating to fertility.
I am in my late 30s and have been dating a 27 year old lady for 4 months now, the relationship moved so fast as she is a perfect match for me .
I have met her family and she has met mine, we are already planning marriage and have started counselling sessions in her church.

She complained of irregular periods so I told her to do a hormonal profile test and see a gynecologist, turns out she has got PCOS.

I have done my own fertility test and I am fine, I am at a cross road now, I cannot afford to struggle with child birth considering my age and also my only other sibling still also having issues with the wife also still trying to get pregnant after many years.

The only other option would have been to ask her to try for pregnancy before marriage but she is a virgin and wants to keep it that way till wedding, besides if I disvirgin her, how will I be able to walk away incase she doesn't get pregnant ?

I am at crossroads now, its not too late but walking away at this point will be very costly for me since we have already started plans towards the wedding and our families are already in touch.

My heart is heavy and I am confused, I need good advise as I cannot discuss this with anyone.

Bro, you don't need to think far on this. Since you can't sleep with her to preg her cos of the virginity stuff, kindly go ahead and break the realtionship.

Find someone who is not a virgin, impregnate her and continue your life.

You don't want to go through those herculean process of PCOS sh1t.

Don't stress yourself

Here is the Wikipedia link to that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okada_(motorcycle_taxi)

Check the attached image for the excerpts from Wiki

How do people think this Oseni guy is a journalist

Ila alasepo

3. Talk to your partner. Have an honest conversation. Share your feelings, and listen to their side too. This can bring clarity to the situation and help decide the next steps.

5. Evaluate the relationship. Consider if trust can be rebuilt. Both partners need to be willing to work on it. If not, it might be time to move on.

6. Establish boundaries for the future. If you decide to stay together, set clear expectations. Discuss what needs to change for the relationship to heal.

You mean if you catch your wife cheating you will still spend another day in the same house with her and be considering rebuilding trust? WTF did I just read?

Pucci ass niggis everywhere

Davido and the entire Adeleke family are one gracious family

bdon123:
Dont ask sister inlaw hubby shit.Quietly claim u taking d child out for hangout n do a DNA test.they only need ur blood/saliva n that of d child to do it.
I hav done DNA twice ..both blood n saliva sometimes 2016 n it came back negative that i wasnt father of d child i was accused.ad of then it cost 70k

Baba, gist me the tori na or create a new topic and mention me. I won hear the gist

Carcholce:
Let me summarize it:

OP married his long time girlfriend and taught her how to fish, She started fishing and started being disrespectful and not submissive. The thing vex OP. OP that was once a church boy was forced to start doing hookup and bending doggy inside his car. The wife noticed but She nor send OP. After OP have had his fill of hookup, he came to his senses and gave his life to Christ. It was after his eyes has cleared that he realized his last born resembles his sisters in law last born.

Did the OPs wife mistakenly fell on her sisters bed and rode her brother in law till he came inside her? OP is confused. So am I.

The question OP is asking now is “Who get the pikin”

You be weyrey

Nigerians are some mad set of people. What's in traveling?

The reason why you are keeping mute is because you see traveling as the biggest ever thing that could happen to you in life.

Tell whoever you are close to. Tell people you normally tell your secrets. Be it friends or family. If I know all your secrets and every sh1t about you, I expect you to tell me about your travel plans and if you don't tell me, I will block your asss and never ever talk to you again.

Una dey craise? What's the fuss about traveling?

Mindlog:
I used that brain to learn how the brain works and after being certified, now assessing how other people's brain works, is how I earn my daily bread......so make another attempt to "insult" me.

On a lighter note, I have had numerous psychiatric patients who I have worked with tell me your exact words and I always jokingly replied them, working with you here in the psychiatric facility is me making use of my brain.

I won carry go chop better catfish peppersoup and Heineken. I just gbadun

The same Naira that has lost its pristine glory making the Frontpage of Nairaland.

Of what use is this thread, please?

jeromestarks:
That is their goal in life. That's why when a woman is not married at 30, she feels like committing suicide.

It's all sweet to say until you have a sister who is unmarried at 30. Na that time you go understand.

SpaceAngel:
That's what happens when our street lights don't work or non existent. Your friend from US should have noticed this too. No street lights, pot holes, and other hazards and you now have to drive with low beam. How many meters will the person clearly have good visibility.?

That's the genesis of people using high beam here.

System is totally messed up and people also don't go to driving school before getting licence too

You took the words out of my mouth.

diara21:
It was a crazy moment for me last year October. Had an accident while going to work and broke my left humerus . Visited 3 local bone setters in the space of 4 months with no improvement until my my sister took me to one general hospital in Ibadan have forgotten the name now . The doctor have to break the bone again (reduced ) and Was on pop for 8 weeks and my bone joined. Funny enough it wasn’t painful @all compared to the pain I went through in the hands of those local bone setters .....my advice go to the hospital and have an X tray done . This local people will only make things worst for you .

My younger brother's bone was badly fixed by traditional setters. We are planning getting him to General hospital to refix it. How much did the surgery cost you and how long did it take to get it completely healed?

Zonefree:
Spirit husband is a term devised by African women. They always use that word in order not to take responsibility of not attracting men for marriage.

Spiritual husband and wife exists in almost every culture around the world. They are generally called incubus and succubus. You can google it. I don't know if its real sha o.

The end result of many slay queens

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