₦airaland Forum

One weyrey billed me 400k for knacks for VI a few days back,I price am down to 60k and was willing to pay,
However when I got close to her,found out she bleached terribly and is just a local hustler in ballers space opportuned by conji to even speak to a nigga like me.
I told her that let me go and withdraw the funds,that I don't transfer.
She say make she follow me before another girl carry me,I declined.
I boned her,went up to sleep.
She call tire ,I no pick.
She sent a text that "if I'm broke,I should just say so".
I just smiled and didn't respond.
I'm not in the habit of giving champagne to maltina girls, make she try gee boys jarey
I pay according to cleanliness,I'm hardly carried away!

Nonexisting:
No, I don't think it's dirt. Some of them have untreated infections and don't even know about it. The ones that are aware think it's just regular body odor and try to use high cost roll on and colognes to suppress it but it doesn't work that way.

I know it's not dirt,but chances are a dirty girl will most likely have a bacteria infected vagina out of sheer neglect.
After all ,if she can't take care of her body(exterior),na her womanliness she go fit take care of?

I don't even wait for you to take of your clothes to find out if you're dirty or not.
The moment I spot any sign of dirtiness, that's it!It ends immediately.
I don't want to get horrified by all those weird smells from some girls abeg.

Aaaaarghmed:
same with me o.i like lowkey die.My female boss told me last week that am too coded and she will try and decode me

Lol the bolded seem like attraction to me.
While it feels good to date and bed a female superior,I will advise you to desist from such if you can and keep it strictly professional,that's if you have long term plans at your job there.
Very few men have been able to escape this without losing so much in the process.

I never give lifts to arm carrying persons for this reason.
Be you military,police ,DSS,etc..I don't do it.
The best way to be safe is not to give lifts at all!

killmods:
True talk.. some truths but the way some frustrated guys have successfully hijacked it. It's now same as Nairaland feminists movement filled with bitter ladies that have been used, tossed around and sheged .

Except for a very select few who know what they're doing. The rest are loud, frustrated, blind and stupid niggaz

fact!

jedisco:
Are you not the one who listed the number of underage girls you've supposedly with like it was an achievement? And same person who described women as 'useless'?
Calling a women tools says so much about your thinking faculty

Me call women useless?
You sure say you know me so?
Yes,everyone is a tool,not just women.

There are some truths in the movement,however some bitter ,frustrated guys In it bastardise it with their arrogance.
Men can't Do without women ,likewise women can't do without men.Both parties are to coexist together for life to work.
Where a lot of people find issues is understanding how to deal with the other gender.
Women are great tools if you understand them,they will give you access(use this well and create comfort/wealth for yourself) even to your fellow men on a platter that on a normal day you dare not go close to or be caught alive 10miles close to them unless you've gone through the ranks to eat at their table.
Learn how to use them and you will see yourself achieving great things in record time.
But if you continue your woman hating and arrogance in your cubicle thinking you're little voice too matters then sorry,you go dey that trench for a long time.
I normally don't put mouth in this their women bashing and extreme theories,but I just felt like educating an aspiring mind today.
Cheers.

04 Honda CRV.
Felt good and It made going to see my then girlfriend in uniport easier.
I no wash am for anybody,I have always been a very private person.

pocohantas:
Dearest Motirayo,

How are you and the kids. How is Fauziyat?

Sorry about the loss of your gas cylinder in these trying times. You are one hardworking and honest woman I know.

The most important thing in indemnity is ensuring that loss doesn’t happen again.

So, how do we ensure your cylinder is not stolen again? Given your environment.

Sounds like someone you know,
Call her and ask her all these things privately and stop turning public domains to subtle begging playgrounds.
It'll only encourage more of such behaviours here.
Cheers.

Allisgud:
Creating wealth for him self right,if assuming he started his bizness from scratch like peter obi,I would have concur to this claim, but instead he pack Lagos billion dollars to jump into real estate and other hidden bizness he is hidding

Peter Obi never started any business from scratch,
He inherited his father's businesses worth over $100m.
Stop saying things you don't know with so much confidence.
Like peter obi,like jowizaza.Same stories.

Stoicful:
They are sourcing agency, I was thinking I should just put them on CV that I worked with them for a while so it will boost my chances for the next job. So I can deviate back to my line. What I do now doesn't correlate with what I study and I have been finding it hard to get another job since. At least if I have lab tech on my CV, I can easily apply for Quality Assurance/ Quality Control or Lab technician in top league companies

The things that will pay you in life will have little to nothing to do with what you studied in school,especially in underdeveloped Africa.Get realistic.
I'm guessing it's a sales job?
If it is,take it.Rackets weh dey am pass drugs if you understand the business and you're in a company whose products are selling very well.
Just go there first and learn the business and discover endless possibilities, that's if your brain dey work ooo.
If you're a dumb push around guy,don't try sales!

Stoicful:
It's a great brand. It's the best food production and processing brand in Nigeria and one of the well known outside Nigeria

No multinational will pay you 80k.
It's the key distributor for that multinational that is offering you a job,or sub distributor.
You know wetin be multinational so?
Imagine BAT ,Nestle,P&G or Unilever pay person 80k.
Check well bros.
Last I checked sales reps for BAT dey collect 700k with brand new work hilux 2021 model double cabin,luxury version.
Not to talk of allowances!

WhiteIverson:
I can't say about we the youths but some older people have mad profitable investments. I was opportuned to visit a fish farm. The owner has multiple ponds with over 60k fishes(catfish). He allows them to grow for 8 months-a year and sells at an average of 1500-2000 per fish. Budget for feeding is about 8m or even less because he uses foreign feed for only the first 3 months and then makes local feed for them for the remaining months. If you sell 60k fishes at a rate of 1500, you get 90 million. Minus feeding and other expenses, at least you have 65 million for yourself. The man said if I have 100k, he can give me a small pond that can contain 2500 fishes, he gives me feed and when I sell, I will just settle him feeding expenses. The 100k is to use and buy fingerlings i.e 6-8 weeks old fishes. Na 100k I dey find aggresively but no hope yet.

If the business was as profitable and direct as you think,the man won't give you space I his farm so you can pay him 100k and feeding expenses when he can grow the fish himself and make more profits on that space he wants to give you.
No profitable business gives out space(very vital) when they should be looking at getting more space to maximise yield/profits.
Business isn't as direct as you think.
When i see you pressing calculator anyhow I just laugh.
Funny thing is that business might be running at a loss and that man will be very glad to sell it off and cut his losses as very evident as e don dey want do to you to buy a 100k stake.
Business hard eh my bro

The usual pilot na.

Trading

emmaodet:
I believe heavy stealing at place of work.
Bro, there is high stealing and corruption in both the corporate organizations and government jobs.
It is only the jobless and private business owners who are mostly struggling.
On paper, I can say that I earn the most salary per month in my church but my fellow church members who are earning 300/350k per month are buying brand new cars, I mean brand new cars, buying properties, funding expensive lifestyles with numerous gfs.
The one that even baffles me is the one earning a meagre 70k per month with coscharis, logistic manager in charge of bus movement and fueling.
He bought his second car for this year as at April when I was at home.
Just April oooooo. Within 4 months 2 cars. A keep and a sienna for his wife while me I still they struggle with my tuke-tuke wey I don dey use since early last year.
Dem dey even dey make me they look like an idiot sef.
Nigerians wey go go heaven no go many. Walahi….dat one me I know because there is heavyyyyyyy stealing, manipulation of receipts and forgery of signatures at place of work.
People like us wey no dey management position na labu (laborer) na him we be.

I can understand, na sharp practices dey lead this country.
But one has to be in a big company for all these to go unnoticed sha.

Beebah2000:
Na rich people dey do wetin u mention ooo, go poor environment make u see, na there u go know the real meaning of sapa.

Will you call someone on a 500k/mo gross rich?
If not,why are they the ones doing all these?
How are they funding these lifestyles on a regular?

drmikeadams:
Thank you.. U understand me

I know,I have been asking myself this question for a long time too.

Most times,I doubt this too.
Now as someone who has been to and worked in other third world countries,most times when Nigerians complain of hardship, I always find it hard to believe.
First;
Inflation of consumer goods rarely affect sales in this country.RARELY!
Luxury capital of subsaharan Africa(asides SA) is this country.Luxury goods sell here more than anywhere else(I'm in the trade so I know) on this part of the continent.
Haughty and larger than life behaviours and benchmarks across all classes of it's citizens,especially the supposed middle class.Girls and boys setting up unrealistic standards for themselves and somehow they manage to do it and continue in that light for extended periods of time.
How then do they fund it if the country is as bad as they claim?
Average working class,mid income girls wearing $600 Valentino flip-flops anyhow .
Watch how they'll rush iPhone 14 when it comes out.
I no dey believe them again honestly.
Not forgetting how they go to vacations frequently .
If the country is so terrible how do they fund all these?
If you say they have benefactors,where do the benefactors also get it from to fund them to the extent of middle aged men buying houses for girlfriends in posh areas?
Not also forgetting the booming real estate market all around the country?
Who are those buying these houses without credit?
What poor people do to acquire houses is they buy land first,then use 10-20 years building the house in bits.
But look everywhere,realestate firms are bulk building and retailing real estate like sweets in many parts of the country and have buyers that are paying cash for it with zero credit ,even in shithole Enugu! of recent.
So why should I believe Nigerians are as poor as they claim?

My dad had it in the 90s,Dark green.Mercedes 230E.
Remember 1998 weh e use am carry me go buy bread for village in Anambra so we can take breakfast that morning,and his had A/C.

Just rings am

If you watched your parent(s) struggle and make sacrifices to give you a better life,you won't be saying all these ,that's if you've got a conscience.

fashrola:
Happy sales

This your sinister laugh come make me dey laugh too
N10m for "troki bend back" aka beetle.
See as the thing worwor.

12.5m wow,another hubcruz
You still dey learn the brokerage/middleman work like hubcruz abi you just want to be unfortunate today?

sonnie10:
Innoson should look into other model of business. They are going to ruin his business with debt.
Maybe he should concentrate on retail customers, cash and carry.
He could also diversify into utility vehicles, that way he would be dealing with companies with assets . Just in case they default.

Another thing he could is to strengthen his credit management system. Employ people with experience in risk evaluation.

Bolded is very smart,
Okada,keke,Pick ups(especially single cabin which is hot cake for traders),vans ,5-20 tonne trucks and trailer.These are vehicles for people with money who have genuine need for them(to probably generate more money).
He will get better market share here than producing commuter vehicles for a broke market that can't afford them.
He can't just be employing people up and down for a business that is barely surviving.

admax:
This is one of the main reasons most local manufacturing companies don't survive in Nigeria. For example, do you think it's possible for Elizade, one of the sole importers of Toyota vehicles, to give Imo State Government cars on credit? Never! When it comes to local manufacturers, they do this kind of thing.

That said, Innosson Motors needs to review its processes; it should be a 70% cash payment upfront. They are known for suing their business partners and may lose prospective partners if such a trend continues. Their legal battle with GTB is still fresh in my memory.

It's not a matter of processes ,it's a simple case of bad market.
Elizade won't give you credit because there are thousands of people that are standing behind you to buy their product and pay cash,so why should they give you credit?
But innosson's case is that of "if imo doesn't buy,who else will"?
So they tend to bend and dance to the tune of anyone who show any interest in their vehicles.
Simple.

Most times,it's the girls they're dating that pressure them into it.
Guys most times don't wake up and plan marriage.

Cognitivereason:
that simple solution is the only hope we have...dangote needs to finish his refinery damn quick..Fg needs to rush PH refinery rehabilitation as well and begin figuring out where to get loans to wake up kaduna, and warri refinery..

these 4 refineries will in total process over a million barrels of crude oil.. we only need about 600 thousand barrels of processed crude oil to sustain all our petroleum and fuel needs..then we export the excess outside..

lastly..Dangote bought two oil blocks from shell which is non operational... this is where he will get his own oil from..he is not going to tap from the exiting and functional oil blocks that produces 1.6million bpd of crude oil which we export..in summary Nigeria will pump no less than 2 million bpd of crude oil...1.6millionbpd to be exported and 500 thousand bpd for dangote

https://nairametrics.com/2020/03/12/dangote-to-commence-100000-barrels-of-oil-production/

I see,
If they can ramp up production of crude to meet local needs and still have enough to export to earn enough forex ,then it's a good deal.

Cognitivereason:
lol....black market are running of of dollars....they have to charge more in naira to attract dollars and discourage those buying it in high demand...

the same thing is what the CBN is experiencing.. when there is low supply of USD to keep up with the needs of importers..they either devalue the naira or reduce the supply and push the importers to rush to Black market for USD who course will also increase the rate because of demand...

except you are ignorant of how FOREX is earned ..Emiefele is doing what any CBN governor would have done..in order for the country not to run out of forex..naira has to be devalued to bring in more dollars and keep up with the cost of importations..

the solution to this doesnt lie with the CBN to a large extent.. we just need to look at what is consuming our forex the most..that is petroleum products,.. we need refineries now more than ever to stabilize the rate...even Peter Obi can not solve this without refineries..this is not about looking at vietnam or eygpt.. Dangote should be given more support than he is receiving to finish his refinery..

if we start rehabilitating our old refineries..it will take us atleast 3 years to bring it to live and it still might not meet our needs..what we need now is to support those who have started theirs and are almost complete..(Dangote).

we need to end fuel and petrochemical imports now...these commodities swallows 30% of our foreign reserves

It's like you're dangote hiding behind this moniker to cunningly draw forceful grant to your refinery.
Where will the refinery also get crude from to operate?
Is it not from here?
Don't you know this will further reduce our earnings as we will have lesser commodity to exchange in the place of forex?
If you take away 650,000bpd from Nigeria's current 1.4m bpd production,what will now be left?
Or will dangote now be buying from NNPC with dollars?
If he does this then what will it solve?
Simple solutions won't work in this case .

shagasha:
RIP to the innocent guy. I still wonder y banks still send in their staff to escort cash.
The driver of the bullion must have been ready for such since it's his job.
The policemen... They r ready cuz it's their work
The cash being escorted is under insurance
So y send an extra staff to join the bullion? A lot of young guys have been killed via bullion van robbery.
RIP bro

Why didn't the bank staff sit inside the bullet proof bullion van?
Why stay with police in their vulnerable hilux?
It's not yet clear to me .
And how did the robbers access the cash in the armored bullion van ?
Abi they carried some cash too inside their esxort hilux or what?
Someone please clarify.

ednut1:
you obviously know nothing about musicians and their supporting staff.

And you obviously know nothing about capitalism.
Yemi alade that hasn't been doing well for a while won't reject that trip for no reason!
Hunger exists for a reason.