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This one don hear "hair business ",e don run go tear milf as wife.
Inside life.

oluwaseyi0:
Same fish business that someone bobo my friend to do and my friend is crying fire now

You don't account for hundreds if not thousands of fish that will die for no just cause

Some fish will refuse to grow, even my uncle that is fairly rich later abandoned his posh fish pond

No business is as easy as it seems, not even fish farming that I know of, I didn't say they are not making money but you better have enough money to burn first

Back to the main topic, things are actually not as hard as Nigerian paints them especially in the south, we still find a way to forge ahead

Anything agriculture, my hand no dey.
I can engage in the downstream agriculture valuechain(trading agric commodities) but will never attempt the upstream parts(producing).
Had some friends wanting us to join resources and go buy a vineyard in SA,i no answer them till date.
Leave farming for corporations and industrial scale farmers jarey,I you're hoping to make a big break from it then know the odds are 90% against you.

anthonyuncle:
drmikeadams

SeaTrade

you both sound like you are not in this country

I am oo.

LagosInter:
I remember when logobenz, nwannenni took a girl out and spent over 40k.

The girl refused to drop pussy. He ended up wasting money, even wasted money for hotel bookings yet he no see pant

If you've got a car,just go and pick her up,maybe stop for ice cream and then take her along to buy some groceries you need at home(of course you need to drop off the things you bought for your home at home na),
Then you guys go home from there to drop off what you bought,then use style sit-down and she too go sit down to rest small,
Then put on TV and AC/fan and you start making advances back to back till it happens or she stands up.
Focus mostly on her boob area and thigh( if she wore short pants/skirt),
She'll resist, then you persist(I no say make you rape am ooo!!!),the cycle will continue till she either gives it up and start enjoying it or she change am for you sternly.
This is when you drop the act and let her go,this one has been circumcised(clit has been brutally chopped off )
No try this if you've got a serious babe you love weh dey come your house come camp!Either she catches you with the girl or will come and find clues that you brought a girl home.
Women can actually smell other women,literally...
Cheers.

marksburg:
These people talking about 75k in Benin, Una sure of this info? That 75k myt take till January to get o. It s easy for them to tell u so but the story will change after collecting Ur money. It was easy before but not anymore.

My agent there confided in me last month that I should explore few other states as he can't even guaranty my getting it within the 1month I wanted. I finally went to yenagoa to get it done.

No mind them,I was in a rush to renew and wanted to get it done ASAP,
I pay 200k and still got it like after a week,despite them telling me it'll take days.
Before na fresh passport people lol.

moralex:
I don't even think that rotor blades have the ability to tilt into an angle of attack to generate enough lift.

Complicated machine.

ambience:
You no get perfume ??

You go spray the perfume inside her womanliness abi wetin?
Your best bet is to stop knacking her doggy ,stick to missionary religiously.
Na for doggy weh both her anus and pussy go join together and be all up in your face,woe betides you if the girl has any trace of offensive odour emanating from her engine because that time the smell will join with that of her anus and kill you.
Put your nose deep in her hair so the smell of her hair offsets her foul odours.
And please use a condom!
Hope this helps.

Jail and tear gas awaits you if you try am.
I too like Buhari if na that one.

Kaysalas:
I might as well say na me invent aeroplane and dem go believe me
Great weekend broda

To you too

Kaysalas:
Can you imagine a major importer of goods for his supermarkets in Abuja and Port Harcourt is shouting from consumption to production, and they are all shouting YES without asking what practical steps he had taken in the past to move from consumption to production. I just Taya for my country pipu

Because he said so I guess

Kaysalas:
Thumbs up to you bro, but why do our people seem unable to see beyond the smoke screen?

Because most of them ain't smart enough to see beyond it tbh.
I was in a gathering one day and one guy was saying they need obi so government will be investing in SMEs.
He started naming some sectors to me and how government needs to invest in them as it holds much opportunity.
So I'm like what's stopping you from investing in it and make all the profits from it?
He started with their "no capital " chant,I just told him to get out!
Who be give Facebook,Microsoft, etc..capital to start?
If you've got a viable idea,you'll always find investors.
Why don't you go out and find them and stop making excuses while looking for free government money?
I started my business as a student with my best friend at the time with our combined fees and rents,everything got sink into it despite the risk,we didn't wait for government.We just saw opportunity and struck as 21 Yr old uni boys.
So why should yours be any different?

anonymous1759:

Nigerian populace are not the smartest that’s why these men keep on doing rubbish . How does granting interviews make a you good leader ? All the presidential candidate should tell us policies they’ve made in the past as Governors that’s still relevant today . We need a visionary leader not a talkative.

Bros,I tire for their matter.
They don't wanna go there cos Tinubu go wound them with track record and sound ,workable strategy,not baby economic recovery strategies that only sounds sweet to one's ears but impractical.
Well,May the best man win.
A messiah that wants to transform Nigeria to a manufacturing hub, who couldn't change his father's importing business he inherited into anything sophisticated till date ,
Why should i believe he can do different if given Nigeria to manage?

Acidosis:
You see all these financial technology companies spending billions on ads and Big Brother Naija, better run oo. If you must patronise them, please watch closely and know when to run.
It takes a minimum of 1 Billion Naira to co-sponsor the show.

Patricia tried it and now the company is f**ked. Revolution Plus did it and messed up investors' confidence. Abeg is literally dead, etc. That show wrecked another e-commerce company like that. People should also be careful with the likes of Piggyvest.

Payporte is that e-commerce company I guess?

NinjaXmetahuman:
banks are not making profits from charges .

Most of their profits come from loans and investments.

Most of their profits come from loans don't make the profits they make from charges insignificant.
My bank charged 24k from one of My business accounts a while back.
They make a great percentage of their gross from charges FYI.

ModCaller:
Tax credit scheme is something a company volunteers to do for its own benefit, not something you mandate a company to do.

You obviously don't know anything about tax credit scheme. What is going on here is government telling NNPC what to do.

So a company choses whether to pay tax or not?
Do you know what tax credit is?
It's simple,A government can say we are giving you this tax discount so that you can use the incentive on it to do this or that for us,so that both parties come to a mutual beneficial resolution. And it is within the government's right to issue schemes like this to its tax customers.
A joker who didn't even know what tax credit is till I brought it up is the same person telling me that I don't know what it is.
Joker.

ModCaller:
I thought NNPC is now a limited liability company.

Who these people dey fool? Yes dey smell

Buhari mandates NNPC to fix East West Road via "Tax Credit scheme"...I'm sure you don't even know what it means yet so eager to call people names.
Try and get an education for your own good.

MrNice04:
hmmn...how do you guys have sex without catching std

Condom sir.

olisaEze:
What we have in the SS is a navy base in Onne, a fishing port in Warri & a water shed in Koko! Which importer/exporter has ever cleared a product in those ports?? It’s not by downloading internet pics in ur parlor abroad to add spice to ur story! This man tweets more about Obi than even the man he claims to be campaigning for, it’s like he’s obsessed with Peter Obi!

All those container truck that are falling after imo gate in Abia state,along the bad spots of PH-Enugu expressway,
Where do you think they came from?
For your information, lots of Aba traders and PH people use Onne port.

Mkelv0106:
You were making sense, until you came to the age part, Young babe Wen go show you pepper Wen you don old, dey use ur money dey put a young boy on, naim you dey find abi. The age thing can go south right quick, there's no guaranty ur young hot wife will cater for you in ur old age. After all, Peter Okoye, of P square wife dey close to 10yrs older than him, and they're doing good, he twin Wen marry younger wife, he marriage af pafuka...Let's always look at thing from both sides, life isn't black and white. But you have valid points tho, just not regarding the age part

If she shows me pepper at old age ,I'll take consolation from the fact that I enjoyed her in her youth ,
What's the guarantee that an older woman won't also show me pepper at old age?
What will i now take consolation in?
Besides,if you treat a woman right,I don't think she'll have vendetta against you ,so much so that she'll want to ruin your old age.
As someone that understands human behaviour,I'll say the way you can control human behaviour towards you is by giving them something to lose the moment they change towards you.
Why will my young wife want to start misbehaving towards me just cos I'm getting old when she knows too well the things she will lose by behaving that way towards me?
Some of the tools you can use to achieve this are genuine love,care,compassion,understanding and RESOURCE CONTROL.You have to learn how to weaponise resources when dealing with women.
Our forefathers picked women lower than them in the food chain for this reason.
Lola's marriage is working with Mr P because the foundation of that relationship was set on the man knowing his place.
The moment he takes charge and want to level the playing field is the day issues will come up.
You can't lead ab older woman ,especially one with money.You just have to submit and endure or else

CaptainAyub:
You are wise,far beyond your age.
How did it happen?

Well,honestly I just grew up too fast and took life challenges head on early and probably saw a lot on the way and took corrections.
We go overcome sha.

mushroomFarm:
That part about going for younger women is what I cherish most. You hit the nail on the head bro! Thanks for this piece.

The age of a woman as a potential wife is very important as I've come to realise it, no matter how much we try to trivialise it.

Most men today out of impatience or looking for shortcuts to a good life make life long decisions based on their current realities which is wrong.
The whole concept of poverty and looking for a support system has plunged men into picking spouses they can't be truly happy with for a long time and then start being bored,lonely and frustrated at their prime years because they married for the wrong reasons.
Women now know this and are weaponising it and are tricking guys into lifelong unions under the guise of support systems,backbone abilities,etc...which most times isn't exactly true because at the end of the day,women will be women and will expect you to cater for them regardless and that support you went into the union for,you won't see it or if at all you do,it will come with so much abuse and emotional trauma.
Funny thing is most times, after a while,good fortunes will smile on you and then you start regretting why you went into such an arrangement for reasons that have become so meagre to you based on your new reality but alas,you can't change it no more and you'll die with that regret and not enjoy your marriage!
My advise to young men is;
Marrying early no be achievement,take your time,achieve stability first so that your choices won't be influenced by trivialities(money,status,etc...)
Marry who can be your friend and someone that'll make you happy for a very long time.
Marry who will trust your leadership and naturally let you lead due to her trust in your abilities,no be who go come dey fight with your decisions.
Marry young women because while the older ones seem good now and have their lives together that is tempting you to jump into what she have built,think about old age bro.Think about your FIFTIES!!You go fit?
Take her prime years and enjoy it to the fullest,that's mostly the greatest gift a woman can give to you.
If at all you want to make compromises because of status then I suggest you go for women that access to them will give you what your previous and future generations will never achieve,no be because you see 300k salary and second hand 10 Yr old Honda you jump go carry your mama mate dey call wife weh fear no dey gree you to call her that where people dey
Make una use una head and don't rush,go out there and work so you can marry who you want and not due to circumstances.
Peace.

Chaos14:
When both of you de sleep start to feel her bumbum and the rest go just follow

Doesn't work all the time.
Couple of days ago I invite one girl I've been talking to for a while,she came ,give me pussy na?
She no gree.
I press nyash, press bobbi but when e reach puna she dey decline ,come dey tell me say she be virgin and I should give her time for her to be ready.
I just scroll my phone dey call other potential fùck for her presence dey control them make them come crib cos I was already Hot and I wanted her to go.
Na so the weyrey just dey open my fridge,want start to dey lick my parfait I no gree,
dey spray all my perfume dey ask me of the ones she will take,i told her none,just stayed quiet till she opted to leave and I dropped her off!
She deh form vex I no care,I no dey date you or have any plans to ,I just want knack you and I made it clear from the beginning.

Gofwane:
This seatrade na real funny and adventurous guy. I always enjoy your threads.
I greet you sir.

Haha Greetings bro.
Yeah was really adventurous growing up.

Nonexisting1:
After this long talk, still do the test after six months to be sure. It's too early to celebrate. There could've been exchange of fluids when you fuccked her in clothes like you said.

He's on PEP to knock off these chances,relax.

Mummiesboy:
Abegi seize noise, na your type any small fight start you run enter bottom bed hide as normal coward you always be. Real men don't make noise. Please Buhari/inec give us free and fair elections come 2023 period.

I am too big to be on the streets fighting with losers.
There's something called proxy war na

Doyou2019:
If there was a bloody revolution, God forbid, we all know the loudmouths like you would be its first casualty.

Time shall tell...

And I'll support the army to extrajudicially kill,maim and handicap the people that will try such nonsense.
I respect everyone's choice of candidate for the coming elections and I don't have to convince you otherwise,however if you dare disturb our collective peace and the things we've built as a people for your political agenda,then expect an all out war from the sane citizens of this country and the enlightened class.
Rubbish!
If it means funding the government to purchase arms and support the government any way I can to reign terror on you guys then so be it.
Call me elitist or insensitive,no wahala but just know I don't like nonsense in my life as you see me so.

As we grow older,we tend to lose interest in some things but not everything.