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This people Na WA for una ooh, when una dey chop the Raba una no video dey beg Na now una understand abi.
For every tear that your father made families cry yours would be worse una own just start.

where are you located?

Gourdoinc:
they are many on this forum, go to the politics section and post this. those afonja and IPOB warriors should put their useless sperms to good use. peace

Problem of cheap data and china phone again.

TheHerald:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvUUt1n4tyg


The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed looks to have lost his edge against a worthy opponent after he appeared on the latest episode of the Osasu Show where he assessed the President Muhammadu Buhari’s Administration at Two.

The Minister who seemed unprepared for the heavy lifting which came at him during the interview had earlier been questioned on his take regarding Nigerians who have accused him of telling ‘little white lies’ to which he replied that this was mainly because he was the face of the opposition party for nearly a decade.

He added that the second reason why Nigerians have accused him of telling lies to favour the Muhammadu Buhari-led administration is becasue quite a big section of the internet is yet to forgive him for the role he played in ousting PDP from office.

He said: “I think quite a big section of the internet is yet to forgive me for the role I played in the coming of this government. Many of them hold me personally responsible for the defeat of the PDP.”


Lai Mohammed added that “It was Nigerians who wanted a new government,” and he helped.

The Information Minister further dared anyone to come out with facts proving he had indeed lied to Nigerians at any point to favour the Buhari-led administration.

Lai Mohammed in reply noted that there is very little in governance when the economy, corruption, infrastructure and security have been covered. He added that Nigerians need to understand the focus of the Buhari-led administration to understand how much the Buhari-led administration had achieved.

He further noted while speaking on the impact of corruption that about N700 billion was appropriated in the Ministry of Niger Delta between 2990 and 2015 according to a memorandum by the Honorable Minister of the Niger Delta.

Responding to a question on the redundancy of the power sector and the failure of the Minister of Works, Power and Housing, Babatunde Raji Fashola in delivering the promised 10,000MW of electricity, Lai Mohammed noted that he does not agree with the verdict of Nigerians about the power industry adding that the Buhari-led administration entered power when Nigerians enjoyed only 2690MW adding that Buhari brought it to 5014MW which was affected by the destruction of pipelines in the Niger Delta region adding that Nigerians enjoy almost 4,000MW now.

The Minister of Information further failed to defend the N10billion which was allocated to IDPs adding that it is the most transparent administration Nigeria has had


http://www.herald.ng/osasu-goes-full-blown-amazon-lais-episode/

Why would we point a lie to you Lai when all your lies cannot be seen but heard.

@OP
I don't think you have told the whole truth with this your story.
someone quoted you saying you did it with a pastor.
I feel you are remorseful either because he (Pastor) dumped you and does not find you desirable again.
I always tell women run away from this sweet tongued men of God that are only after women to destroy them.
I still feel your husband must have warned you against such but you refused and called him all sort of names, but when all he said came to pass you now feel bad.
My sister you did wrong and it takes special grace of God to accept it.
If I may ask what caused the split between you and your the pastor?

OnePunchMan:
All these "God has forgiven you... blah blah blah, don't tell your husband.. blah blah blah" I hope they all know the person you sinned against is your husband.. no matter what the rest of the world says, it's your husband, your other half, your life partner whose opinion counts. Don't tell your husband is more hypocrisy from bigger hypocrites.. you will spend the rest of your life living on the edge of "WHAT IF" because you and i and every hypocrite telling you not to tell him know that if he ever finds out (which is almost certain) YOU'RE FINISHED... not even God nor his mother prostrating flat on the floor will save you from his wrath.

3 years is a while, you deserve points for actually coming clean, he's human too.. the greatest gift in life is forgiveness, it will hurt but you will use your actions and love to heal him.. if he decided not to even after all you do then HIS LOSS... at least then you are genuinely and utterly free.

You have spoken very well, all this people that say God has forgiven you, it's only God you sinned against e. t c are all hypocrites.
You sinned against your husband confess to him and you are free.
Even the laptop that told you not to tell him is not telling or giving you the right advice, except and of course he is the one you cheated with.

The earlier you bear the consequences of your crime, the earlier your soul and spirit is at rest.

tosyne2much:
Yes very possible.. I dated my gf for 15 years without a kiss let alone sex

Nobody should quote me

Thank God your tale is a subtle lie

please show pishure or I don berief it. haha

emefav:
Chief Alex Onyido, the traditional ruler of Ogilisi, Idemili South Local Government in Anambra, has called for stringent measures to curtail the growing number of 'Beer Parlours' in the state.

Onyido made the call yesterday in Awka, while speaking at the the 2017 edition of Lady Victoria Onyido quiz competition, organised by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, for secondary schools. “The trend is worrisome and not in the best interest of public health. “Such facilities breed crime and criminality; the rate at which such businesses are springing up in all corners calls for concern,” he said.

According to PM News, Onyido, who is the sponsor of the quiz competition, said that it was meant to draw government’s attention to the use of illicit drugs among secondary school students.

The monarch lauded NDLEA’s commitment to the fight against drug abuse and peddling, pointing out that drug addiction and abuse could lead to other vices like kidnapping, armed robbery and prostitution.

In his speech, Gov. Willie Obiano commended the sponsor and NDLEA for the effective collaboration in the fight against drug abuse in the society.

Obiano, who was represented by Prof. Kate Omenugha, Commissioner for Education, said that his administration was committed to quality education that would enhance students’ capacity to compete with their peers the world over.

NDLEA Commander in Anambra, Mr Sule Momodu, in a brief remark, said that the competition, which started four years ago, had yielded positive results.

Momodu commended the Anambra government for establishing Drug Free Clubs in secondary schools.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/many-beer-parlours-anambra-monarch-cries.html

Lalasticlala

Face your traditional stewardship remember all work and no play make Obi a dull boy.

1bkaye:
Lool aww, I will be there next year, I will let you know

una don dey toast una sef abi, me sef I dey ABJ let me know when u dey show.

LalaLushness:
Now..

If you see your partner .. literally abusing your child physically , mentally to the point she wants to take the child's life ..
it is ok to slap the woman.. beat her well as if she was the child ?

You catch her on top of another man red handed !
Is this good enough reason ? If yes why

She attacks your Mother physically
Is this good enough reason? If yes why

She hit you first !
What do you do ?

We hear and read about stories or have witnessed women being violent if the situation was reversed.... and this is justified because they a women why?
Men if put in this situations listed above how will you handle it ...
Over to you ...


P.S When two couples are in a relationship violence from either male or female .. should not be condoned ...it is just plain wrong ! Any form of domestic violence should be reported .

some time it's necessary to slap Walahi especially when her destiny is not going well, it will do a manual reset and both of you will be happy.

awaitingsenator:
I got a marketing job with one of the conventional banks immediately I finished my NYSC in April 2016@Plateau State.

Am not performing badly on this job even though am a Yoruba and doesn't hv any relative there but God was helping me to meet my target atimes.

One day,my fiancée(we both served in Jos,though batch b 2015)sat me down and said that she can't stay back@jos after her service year in Oct 2016,that if truly I love her and not playing her we should go back to SOUTHWEST.

I persuaded and convinced her to reason with me that I had a job at hand already@atleast a bird at hand is better than thousand birds in the forest but she insisted,saying dat opportunities abounds in the West,telling me I have no relative here(Jos),if my enemy die now,which of my relatives know where am staying.

I succoured to her,my BM was surprised when I tendered my resignation letter in December 2016.

Fast forward,Now in Southwest,am without job,that same girl is now a cheat.......cheating on me......hmmmm

I STUDIED ACCOUNTANCY N I CAN WORK ANYWIA NOW WITHOUT LOOKING BACK.

Am now appealling to well meaning citizens of this country to come to my AID cos I can say authoritatively that am depressed and frustrated whenever I flash back.........kindly,help a brother....God bless you.

see your life you follow woman wey wan destroy your destiny.
The mistake has been made, hope the lesson has been learnt.

pally since you want the baby, keep calm until she delivers then do the necessary checks.
Going by what you wrote she seems desperate.

Mhissgaga:
In the toilet of all places

That's the cheapest place he can get, it does not cost him anyoney.

phazotron:
good morning and happy democracy day nairalanders. im throwing this question to nairalanders especially for the veterans of the below listed professional certificatiins and qualifications in nigeria. how much does each of them cost? is there anyone in the 0-70k range? im low on cash and im thinking of doing one as masters no gree cooperate with me.

chartered institute of personnel managers
chartered institute of taxation of nigeria
chartered institute of stockbrokers
chartered institute of banking
institute of strategic management of nigeria

i would also like to know how difficult each of them are. thanks for your answers in advance yall and happy democracy day!

You can't deter mine the cost because it varies on how much is been charged for registration, tuition fee, books and examination fees.
Gets you have to do is first register for anyone you think is OK for You.
The exam fee no dey run e go dey wait for you.
;

Kemperor:
If i cheat on her then it is spiritual....

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUj-_n3jStv/

When you enter the place you go know say hole na hole, but na face different.

stephanie11:
http://politicsngr.com/2017/05/28/man-caught-stealing-atm-card-phone-delta/

You don go the South Africa abi? just go to jail and assume Na South Africa you dey there.

Swiftlee:
https://www.today.ng/business/energy/297381/resign-nigeria-continues-import-petrol-2019-kachikwu

This man you funny ooh, by 2019 this government has expired, you don't have to tell us that you would go because we already know.

chukslawrence:
Oliver Twist, continue.

Haha you ehn, which one be Oliver Twist again?

mykel25:
I wasn't talking about continuation of project.. D person I quoted mentioned sin... What m saying is that destabilizing them on language ground won't guarantee them bn a saint

OK noted my brother, sorry for the misconception by me. Do have a wonderful day.

mykel25:
When Jesus said IT IS FINISHED He was referring to your sense....... Aw does been destabilized initially affect them from been stabilized after days n continue their sins again.... Ur logic is wack I repeat

My problem with you is that you don't read instruction or you lack understanding, read the Bible portion well.
You talk as if they will just stabilize like that, remember such has never happened before and how easy will it be for you to get people that understand your language and have the requisite skill to continue the project.

chukslawrence:
The Popes seem to be deaf then.

See what cheap data causes, do they have popes then?

mykel25:
Wack analysis... So after scattering their language people with same language can't continue in that sin Abi....God is not dull na biko

Guy borrow sense, when the language changed their would be confusion that will destabilize them first

zed7:
Doesn't answer the questions one bit. How can prehistoric people build a tower to get to heaven? Building manually for that matter. Is heaven up? Most importantly, God scattered their plans by causing confusion in their midst because He didn't want them to achieve their aim. Read verse 6 "And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do."
It seems God actually said they could achieve their aim, so He scattered them. How possible is it to build a tower to heaven? Prehistoric men for that matter. Is heaven up? How come we don't see it when we fly in the plane. Lalasticlala, please push this to the front page. Let's hear from gurus.

pre-historic men built the pyramids which modern men up till today have issues with knowing about it.
Remember pre historic men but the ark that never sank modern built Titanic that sank.
There are so many other things the pre-historic men did that we modern men don't understand.
Remember everything is possible as long as you believe and work towards it in unity.

My advice if anything unusual is sent to you via mail please just gegely go to the said bank and complain or so what they told you to do in their office.
@Poster sorry for what Happend.
Why not write and make a formal complaint to EFCC.

[quote author=VicMadich88 post=56598417]I met my wife (very beautiful, humble Igbo gal) in 2012, and we've been datin since then. We both from Imo State...

On tht same year we met, I moved to south Africa to study an still residing in SA. I see her twice a year, and she visits SA as well. We got married ths past February, and few days after our wedding, I had to return.

But now I feel I made a very big mistake by marrying her, not because she's bad for me bt because I've realized I'm not in love with her anymore. I don't know wat to do, she's such a wonderful lady. God fearing, sings in the church choir, young and beautiful.

How should I let her know that i'm not in love with her anymore? I'm scared of the embarrassment my parents will bare with all of this? Our pastor at church? Her family? I don't believe in divorce, so are my parents...but what do I do in this situation?. [/quote
her picture or i dont believe it.

Onward4eva:
Truth be told,Jonathan was a waste to the Nigerian nation.A curse for the youth, an ineffectual political Buffon, a corrupt clueless one, a spiritually blind president, a nincompoop. A final used and dumped of the Hausa Fulani hegemony

My brother you can call someone all this names, hmm let me ask you one questions, in the street you live, what impact have you made?
have you ever led people in any time in your life?
No matter how clueless you say Jonathan is, he never led his people from another country or stayed out of work for a long time.
No one is clueless even a day old baby has a clue.

ijustdey:
https://www.thecable.ng/dickson-jonathans-presidency-waste-ijaws

Dickson you as a governor what have you done?
You also get money to develop your state how far have you gone with the money in this 6years?
pot calling kettle black.

ProWalker:
When did Tony Elumelu become Soludo?

abeg ask am iih