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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:02pm On May 05, 2018
Mad rain at vi. Oya surge! I can't even see beyond 100m
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:56am On May 05, 2018
SpeedGod:
How do you get to park at that Oando at Marina? Is really difficult to park there. Cheers.

Who can add me in the whatsapp group please . I'm not in any one. The number is 08187421829. Thanks.
There is chicken republic there... Go in get a bottle of coke or water while u wait
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:42am On May 05, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
Last time I bought an OEM Tbelt it was 35k waterpump was 25k.
ewo.... My car no kuku get timing belt
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:40pm On May 04, 2018
EMIOMOADEOYE:
I use a Tecno Phantom 8 and its spot on......
it should be, its their flagship phone na.. Well funnily it has only one type of navigation - A-GPS.
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BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by slamstanlee(m): 7:04pm On May 03, 2018
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 2:25pm On May 03, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
rains are here, surge warming up
at 6am i did 2.5 surge ajah to vi with mad traffic 2hrs+ =5700 net. Today's trips have been long and huge afterwards
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 7:37pm On May 02, 2018
kingDavid5:
Sir, if you're still in doubt, I paid Monday evening, Tuesday public holiday, today I went to the FRSC Ogudu office and in less than two and half hours I got my Temp. DL and I was out. Pls let me know if that 5K is up for grab... grin
he didn't believe me.... Iol
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:20pm On May 02, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
wheel balance
thanks bro
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:36pm On May 02, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
why? huh Uneven wear?
steering shakes at 100-120km. Notice a little wear too
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:34pm On May 02, 2018
shollywendy1:
My former Sunday off partner..lolz...kindly pls give a description on hw to get to Ur a/c technician at akoka pls....very urgent.thx
on the university road, facing unilag gate, just before the gate, there is a road to ur left called st finbarrs College road/akoka road. Take that road, between 100-150meters there is an MRS station on ur right, just after the station keep looking at ur right while u move slowly.... Look out for DENIS A/C sign board (low level). that is the place. U can't miss it
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:14am On May 02, 2018
Please what's the fairest amount to do alignment for 4 wheels?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:11pm On Apr 30, 2018
ziego:
The campaign that would make uber repent.
Each time I get uber ride I leave my taxify app on until I pick the uber rider. Unless no taxify order came that's only when I will proceed with uber. If taxify ride comes I quickly accept and text the uber rider the above message and head straight to pick the taxify rider. Uber company should know Nigerian roads are bad. We can't fix car, buy fuel, pay ubers commission and be left with nothing. Say no to 25% commission
lol
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:43pm On Apr 30, 2018
Ikate to ijanikin.... Who fit go? Call now
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 4:09pm On Apr 29, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
Drive am come, free diagnosis. Free fix if it is not invasive plus you pay for parts.
ok... Make i tell partner... Na him dey always use am
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:29pm On Apr 29, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
when ever you need a car let me know wink
bro my blue corolla is down. What could be its wahala now?..Hard start, delayed acceleration, can't climb up a hill. Started experiencing the stalling after i got fuel at ajah while going to apapa. Took it to workshop, the electrician guy said it's fuel pump, ok we got another, not solved. Said we should change the nozzles, we got another, not solved. Now he asking we should drive car to ladipo and sort the best.... Hell no i said. How can i be stressing myself with u fixing my car. I just drove car out. And this one is the one i hardly drive and i treat like an egg o, unlike the red one wen i dey rugged anyhow. Car is far far at badagry area. What could you advise/say biko... Thanks
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 3:21pm On Apr 29, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
don't yab my Avensis brother angry
lol
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:51pm On Apr 29, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
experience is the best teacher. I nod a few times when I am tired, but after the first one, I look around for small shop to get something to keep my mouth moving (chewing gum, bitter kola) always keep some water in the boot it comes in handy, park and wash your face, it could buy you 15-30mins of wake time, but. Ultimately find a safe place to sleep.

even if i make sure i sleep well from 10pm at least. After working till like 2-4pm...sometimes i feel i need a rest or feel sleepy. What i do if i am on a trip, i bring out my orbit gum(didn't buy it cos of any rider) , chew till drop off. If no rider i just pull over somewhere cool hide my phones... Take a nap.... 30mins i get better...
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:02pm On Apr 28, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
can be done easily while driving,
especially at night grin

Pls get life insurance before you think about it.




Nah joke o!
no na. The normal sleep u sleep on ur bed. My grandfather said that's a painless and peaceful death. He preferred to die that way and yes.... He died that way @93. Funny u lol
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:50am On Apr 28, 2018
baxton25:
I have a mighty scar on my face, I was robbed at that same Volkswagen trafic,girl sitting at the back sit pressing her iPhone 7,the next thing I heard was splash of glass,she shouted mummy oooo, mummy ooo...and she ran away,before 1 second they attacked Me,they didn't only collect what I had,but they tore my fine fresh face,now I look like a ganstar
maybe u tried to resist. Once u surrender at once, robbers do it smoothly and leave immediately
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:42am On Apr 28, 2018
dru23:
Drink on my guy.. Only one life , just keep in mind when your kidney starts to fail... don't come and ask for donations for treatment for new liver or kidney abroad.. Coz me no go drop one cent.. It's jungle out here bro. Those that have ears let them hear o. A word is always enough for the wise
) something must kill a man. We shall all die at different times. (well i prefer to sleep and don't wake up when its time so i don't stress myself or anyone) lol
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:37am On Apr 28, 2018
Haderbayor123:
Nobody says Uber/taxify drivers should not flex or enjoy their money but that should be after making the partners money which should be the priority. There are some drivers that will carry island aristols and club on the island and yet, they are still owning their partners that invest millions of naira on them, that's madness. Some will make money on weekdays and spend it all and waiting for Monday and Tuesday to hustle partners money and that will cause overworking yourself and the car.

One driver once told me that he wants to lie to his partner that he's sick and couldn't work for a week and he will use the money for that week to stock his wife's shop, I told him that he should not forget that the partner also has wife that he might want to stock her shop too. I later heard the partner collected his car sharply
lol chai
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:19am On Apr 28, 2018
chillex8:
So Uber drivers are not humans abihuh
Make we no flex?

Well, me, I drink my whiskey: VS or Black label every week. Whether I drive or not.

Island drinks cost sha. So I move to surulere/Ikeja where my mates dey cheesy

Na one Liver and Life I get. ork...
If i hear say i no flex, i pay my rental, give my boy 5 or 7k, rest or flex (sex sometimes) and still save. Life's not work work work
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m):
Emekayoung:
Exactly my point. A taxify/Uber driver was involved in an accident last night at about 11pm,I stopped immediately I saw the incident,I asked him what happened,because the car was under a trailer. One of those trailers that carry container of goods. He said Bros na sleep carry me o. Then I asked why didnt u notice the sleep and give yourself a rest? He said its because he owes the owner of the car 10k and the woman is on his neck,and she even told him to pay up this morning which is Saturday,if not she would retrieve the car from him. Now tell me wats her again at last? Did she get the 10k? The car is gone and the 10k is gone.
My point is,this e-hailing business is no longer as It was b4 because they have slashed the fares and there are lots of drivers on the platform. So be mindful of the weekly pay u dictate to ur drivers..
i will keep saying i don't joke with my sleep.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 12:34pm On Apr 27, 2018
BetaThings:
Please I wish to clarify this
Does Uber or taxify allow a driver to show up with a car different from the one registered and displayed on the app
eg a car with different registration number and/or a different type of car

If that happens what should the rider who made the booking do?
do not enter. Cancel and request another
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 11:12am On Apr 27, 2018
Taxify drivers... Una dey reach agbara?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m):
Haderbayor123:
We all should be careful while driving in traffic at night, something happened to me last night and feel like sharing it here, I was at Abiola garden heading to toll gate and there is always a little traffic around there at night, someone started beating my trunk that something is coming out from my silencer, i did not answer cos I sensed there is danger and I immediately wind up my 2 front window cos I wound down since am going home, before I know it, someone else was already by my passenger's side and used his hand to stop the rolling window from outside, took my phone and disappear(mind you, I did not hang my phone). I was like ooh, this dream should better stop now cos it can never be real cos all this happened between 2-3seconds. I couldn't stop my car to look out for them, and other cars around me was just going as if nothing has happened, some was even shouting and honking at me to leave the road and in my mind, I was like "YOU'LL ARE MAD, AIN'T HERE WHEN SOMEONE STOLE MY PHONE"

So let's all be careful whenever in traffic, don't hang your phone even when you wind up, and keep your phone at where they can't easily get it.


Seems the best way to go now is to do theft and burglary insurance since taxify cover is useless while you are not on trip.
Am i the only one who doesn't hang his phone? Day or night. I even have two great phone holders(foreign). Unless i tell u i am uber/taxify....
Okay read this stories....

1. After about 2 months on uber, i picked this hot babe at agungi, going to Maryland mall. 9pm. She was so excited, she would put the music to the loudest and was screaming loud... "i am enjoying the speed" while on 3rd mb... On getting to gbagada express, she started pressing her iPhone 6+. At Anthony exit now. Me i was still learning the roads then. Instead of me to use the 1st exit to enter ikorodu road and face Maryland... I missed it and was going down through the 2nd exit that leads to fadeyi/surulere. As we were descending, at abt 40km/h. One guy just appeared from nowhere opened the door (which was on automatic central lock) and started dragging the iPhone with the babe... She screemed and i look to my right and saw what was going on... The only option i had was to hit the gas pedal and speed up. Brethren! All i could hear was revving sound of the engine. Car wouldn't sprint... As if the guy was holding the car and simultaneously dragging the phone... All these happened within 7-10 seconds. He went away with the phone.... Magical.... The story long. Police appeared, they searched around couldn't find him. Na her boyfriend come pick her later.... How he opened that door still baffled me till date as other doors were still locked when we stopped to get down.... I reported to uber immediately, don't know if they contacted her to pay for her 200k+ phone....

2. Was in a mad traffic at volks, ojo. Heading to family house to have the next day as rest day. AC on, windows up.... Very mad traffic that moves 5meters every 5mins. Around 10:40pm... I received a call or 2 sha with my newly imported phone. Oboy! Before i knew what's up... I heard a loud smash on the glass, driver's side. A gun on my head.... "gimme the phone, gimme the money"
Without hesitation i gave them the phone, i said i didn't have money.... They left and attacked the car beside me immediately... In a confusion state, i rammed on the trailer in front of me.... The next day at the panel beater shop they found a big round brown stone under the driver's seat. How it didn't hit my head or leg when they smashed the car with it was the miracle...


Wind up windows or not.
Hang phone or not....
Anything nite waka is dangerous
The night is dark and full of terrors

May God protect us all. Amen
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 2:34pm On Apr 25, 2018
ifyeez:
7k you are lucky the ticket wasn’t issued, if it was issued you would ve paid more than 25k coz Dey will send you to there training center at Anthony, after which a cert will be given to you, before can come and collect your car. Went tru that process just coz of seat belts. Sorry bro you will make it back, you just paid ur dews.
last month wen dem catch me say i beat traffic lights lol. Traffic light that wasn't visible at ilupeju bypass. The fierce looking officer take power bike chase me. Na 2k i give am last last. Say if i get LASDRI him go show mercy. Ok. I open my wallet show am my 'useless' LASDRI card. Funny day....
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:39pm On Apr 25, 2018
Chuwaa:
Go to VIO at new garage bariga in the morning and head straight to their FRSC office and do that,....documentation and capture. 5yrs 15k, 3yrs 10k
YOU'LL receive the temp card same day.

Alternatively go to VIO office Berger, same amounts, but the agents at the gate will highjacl you and sort you out. Process high is kinda weird because the compound is large and you can't on your own know where to proceed from. VIO will give you a 10 question obj exam too.
Always go early in the morning and you'll go with your temp card after capture.
dem no know.... Same way u do ur international passport express delivery, same way driver's license has express too... Whether 2018 or 208 BC
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 1:36pm On Apr 25, 2018
k2wise:
that was before 2018, post a picture of your DL if you did it this year and i will credit you 5k immediately
how many months have we used this year sef? I am not a new driver biko
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:21pm On Apr 24, 2018
k2wise:
Its impossible, even if you know the FRSC commander . except you want a fake one
did my capture in two days. Got the temporary at once. 100% genuine If you know, you know
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by slamstanlee(m): 10:19pm On Apr 24, 2018
Opeexclusive04:
He was even lucky that he wasn't monitored else!!!
Story could have been this way

YOU: He is my driver he came to pick me

Airport guys: Okay oya driver call d man now make we see... possibly he could have your number or sontin they will go further to see the call log!
This guys have structured positioned from arrival all d way to where d car parked most times they even monitor drop offs and know what d driver is planning on doing, they even use their Apps to request to get driver phone number and car details.
Those guys have pictures of a whole lot of cars and are monitored under their radar steady!!
hian!
Bad belle

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